All the strategies I have failed

What kind of person is Qing Ye?

Having been in this cheating game for 3 days, her reaction ability was extremely fast, and she immediately stopped her steps calmly with an expression neither arrogant nor impetuous.

The signboard in front of her disappeared when she reached the edge of the playground, and there were students walking over with chairs one after another around her. She mixed with the npc, turned and left without saying a word, and ran to the teaching building.

……

What to do? What to do? What to do!

Qingye was flustered, she should have thought when she saw Rantang Li, that even Rantang has come, another male god from the same channel is very likely to come!

I remember that Qi Shen's telepathy is only 200 meters away at most, and Qing Ye didn't dare to make mistakes, and ran all the way to the supermarket on the fourth floor on the top floor, as far as the distance can be stretched.

In fact, she would rather go to the rooftop, but it is open-air, maybe it will be more conspicuous.

But this is not a solution at all. You can hide from the first day but not the fifteenth. Judging from the situation just now, the system light board is obviously to let the other party find her, the so-called NPC heroine. Since the game wants him to come, then the other party will pass the instructions meet yourself.

...Could it be possible to really expose it in front of the other party?

Qing Ye couldn't help being silent for a while, actually thinking about it carefully, it didn't seem like there was much harm.

There are two reasons why she pretends to be an NPC without self-awareness. Except that the game does not know what will happen after her identity is revealed, the most important problem is that she is afraid that some high-risk people will hurt herself and suspects that she is the culprit.

Let’s repeat the previous example again. If a character like Feitan comes in later, if he knows that she is not a boring and rigid NPC, he will definitely grab her head off without saying a word. People don’t care if you are innocent or not. That's the most important thing. It's okay to give her a set of interrogation feasts.

But Saiki Kusuo is different, he is also a very reliable normal person.

And the other party can definitely listen to his own heart... including the fact that she has no malicious intentions, so there is no need to worry about being suspected!

If this game is really not a conspiracy theory, maybe you can get an accomplice.

Silently squatting in front of the counter in the supermarket, Kiyono touched her chin in thought. Although she thought that if she wanted to wear a full set, it would be unreliable for only one of the seven people to know, but it was also impossible.

Some broken pots got up from the floor, just as Qingye prepared himself psychologically, an unknown female voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Hi, may I help you?"

Almost startled, she immediately turned around and looked at the NPC standing behind the cash register wearing a certain green overalls.

Wait, why is the cashier a young looking woman?

...Where did the perverted uncle go!

Looking at the smiling girl in front of him in shock, Kiyono swallowed his throat and looked at other places uncertainly.

"Hello, how can I serve you?" The rigid smile of the woman on the opposite side remained unchanged.

Maybe this supermarket also has shift schedules or something like that. I didn’t forget the special event brought by the uncle before. After thinking about it, Kiyono asked, “Are you the new clerk?”

"Yes, I'm a new clerk." The woman in uniform nodded repeatedly: "Come to me every weekend, and you can buy unexpected special products."

"...Special, special products?" Qing Ye was stunned for a moment. The expression of this new clerk was quite normal. For a while, someone who was flooded with social fear began to speak frantically in her heart. Know when there's a bunch of oddballs on the counter.

"Special products are only available on weekends, what do you want, classmate?" The woman smiled.

Qing Ye: "..." In other words, this lady cashier is only here on Saturdays and Sundays.

So, why did it suddenly look like an RPG?

Surprised by this unexpected situation similar to a game store, Kiyono lowered her head and looked at the messy small commodities. As soon as her eyes fell on the first item, the female clerk automatically explained: "This is" "Love's Little Leather Whip", as long as it is whipped twice, it will become a shaking M, and the time limit is 5 minutes. "

Quickly looking away, Kiyono's eyes moved to the second object.

"This is "Hehuansan". Just smell it, and your desire will be greatly increased. It will be fine for seven days and seven nights. "

...It feels like something ancient has messed in!

Kiyono twitched the corners of her mouth, and was about to turn her eyes away, when she suddenly noticed a very conspicuous small box. The saleswoman opened the box very consciously, revealing a pair of small heart-shaped earrings inside:

"This is the ear stud "Missing Mind", which is equipped with a telepathic shielding device. Wearing it can work in unexpected places. "

What a name that makes people complain, but feels very kind inexplicably!

Is it really okay to name the earrings like this!

Kiyono rubbed his eyes in horror, but he had to say, the telepathic shielding device... Isn't this a good thing God helped her?

Although the mental construction has just been done, it is better not to be discovered, or let everyone know, or let everyone not know, otherwise it is too easy to overturn, other male gods so Be keen, and you may not be able to find anything.

"This, how much is this?"

"500 yen." The female clerk maintained an emotionless smile.

so cheap!

Qingye quickly took out a steel jumper from his pocket, fearing that if he was a step too late, a certain male god would chase after him.

"Okay, I'll charge you 500 yen, welcome to come next time."

It seems that you can only buy special products once a day. After saying this, the female clerk walked into the backstage with all the items. It didn't take long for a very familiar strange uncle to replace him and suddenly appeared here.

Qingye hurriedly took a few steps back, it might as well have left the supermarket gate with the earring box in his hands, there is a saying that you can't feel at ease too early in everything.

After leaving, she found sadly that she had no ears or eyes.

"..."

Ear eyes, commonly known as ear piercing.

After traveling through time without this kind of thing, Qingye only felt that her eyes were darkened, and her eyes fell on the student union member standing at the stairs on the fourth floor, and she was so exhausted physically and mentally that she walked over.

"Hello...you know the hospital, uh." Kiyono said again embarrassedly, "I mean...do you know where you can get your ears pierced at school?"

There is no way, I can only play one now.I just don't know if it's there anymore.

"Huh?" The girl with the blue armband tilted her head, "Go to the infirmary and have a look, elementary school girl, maybe the medical teacher will help you."

After her voice fell, a mission board appeared in front of her.

[Please go to the school infirmary. 】

Kiyono: "...Thank you."

Well, this is obviously the rhythm for her to find a certain male god who is also reliable.

*

As for the other side of the playground, things may go back ten minutes or earlier.

On a certain night in a certain year and a certain month, Saiki Kusuo had a very strange prophetic dream.

This prophetic dream is not very clear. In the dream, he is in a strange world where all time and space are static. Judging from the road signs, it seems to be Yokohama, Japan, and he needs to do tasks to get out of here.

It was so derailed from reality that he even suspected that it was just a pure lucid dream.

The dream only conveyed the general information above, and don't touch the toilet in their school gymnasium, other than that, there were no other reminders.

Saiki Kusuo thought it was simple. Although he didn't know what was going on with this strange dream, since he knew about it in advance, he would never touch the toilet in the gym again... Let alone the toilet, even the toilet I don't even plan to take half a step.

Facts have proved that such things as flags must not be ignored. PK Academy happened to be going to the gymnasium for a sports test today, but that guy Rantang had a problem again today, and ran to the toilet in the gymnasium in a hurry, even thinking about it. invite him.

...Are you an elementary school student who wants to hold hands together when going to the bathroom!With a weird expression on his face, Kusuo Saiki resolutely chose to refuse. Saiki Kusuo silently bid farewell to Rantang, trying to find a way to control his own strength. After all, today is the day of physical examination.

However, it seems that Rantang has been away for a long time, and he has to finish the test after repeated horizontal jumps. If he doesn't come back, he will even have to make up the next test.

Saiki Kusuo didn't know what was going on, and suddenly thought of the prophetic dream he had before, and the flag set in advance that it's better not to go to the toilet in the gymnasium.

"..." Is there really any danger there.

No, no, the only one who will be in danger is himself. There has never been a problem with his prophetic dreams, so how can others make mistakes.

Although he said so, seeing that the burning hall still hadn't come out after another 5 minutes, the upright person hesitated for a few seconds, and decided to ignore the warning and go to have a look.

As the saying goes, good luck makes people, at the moment he stepped into the gymnasium, Qi Mu decisively scanned around with perspective, and then found in the second closed cubicle with a very ferocious expression, sitting on the toilet tightly closed Some stupid big guy squinting like he's constipated.

Qi Mu: "..."

Goodbye, no delivery.

Feeling that he even smelled an indescribable smell, Saiki Kusuo turned around and left here without saying a word, but the good times didn't last long...

Before he could step over the threshold, his eyes went dark, his consciousness suddenly blurred as if being pulled away, and his whole body lost all strength.

Wait, if you want to faint, don't faint here!

Before completely losing consciousness, Qi Mu's face was very distorted and he thought helplessly.

It didn't take long for him to faint, and he got up from the ground in almost a minute, and then he discovered a very serious and profound problem.

He couldn't hear the voices within a radius of 200 meters.

The indescribably noisy noise like a large vegetable market disappeared. Qi Mu, who had long been accustomed to this environment, subconsciously panicked for a few seconds, and even tested his superpowers.

The telepathy is still there, so it doesn't seem to be his problem.

"Rantang." Turning around and looking behind him through perspective, Saiki Kusuo yelled without opening his mouth, but there was no figure there.

"..."

In this situation, rather than saying that Rantang had already ignored his body lying here and left the toilet alone, it was more like...he had time-traveled.

The surrounding environment is no longer the previous world, and the things in the dream really come true.

Qi Mu's expression was a little broken, he sighed silently, in short, let's leave this toilet whose layout is very similar to before.

[Please go to the school playground. 】

Lifting his feet and stepping out of the threshold, a blue translucent light board similar to a holographic game suddenly appeared above his head. Saiki Kusuo froze, and the whole person was almost startled.

The strange world in which time and space are static in the dream... Doesn't it refer to this kind of holographic RPG game board?No wonder you need to do a task that is not very clear in your dream to get out of here.

He was silent for a while, enduring the quiet air that he was not used to, kept calm and glanced at the gymnasium whose general layout was no different from theirs.

I saw two students carrying equipment boxes standing in front of me. Saiki Kusuo walked over decisively, and before asking one of the students, he suddenly took the initiative to say: "There are so many things to prepare this time. It's exhausting to move to the playground."

Although his words sounded complaining, there was no emotion in the tone of his words, not even a voice from his heart, and someone was almost taken aback again.

After thinking about it silently, Saiki Kusuo still took the initiative to use telepathy and asked: "Hello."

"There are so many things to prepare this time, it's too tiring to move them all to the playground." The expression of the student on the opposite side remained unchanged.

His eyes moved to the other student standing next to him. The other student also didn't fluctuate in expression. He shook his head in a strange way, and said with a dull face: "The playground is on the left side of the gymnasium. How can you get tired if you go out?"

Saiki Kusuo: "... hello."

"The playground is just to the left of the gymnasium. You can get there as soon as you go out. How can you be tired?" The other party, like the previous students, didn't even have the ability to look over.

As expected, the dialogue was repeated, just like the plot in the dream.

Sure enough, the failure of telepathy was not because of problems with their own abilities, but because these students had no thought and self-awareness at all, and were as rigid as NPCs in the game.What I have to say is Rantang A, Rantang B, Rantang CD [-].

Saiki Kusuo's mood became even more silent. The current situation can be correct in his dreams. Although he didn't see the road sign for the time being, it is not surprising that this is Yokohama.

If you want to go back, you must complete a certain task. Could it be the task board above your head?

He always felt that it was not that simple. He raised his head feeling complicated, and suddenly found that the originally very brief bare board had changed at some point.

[Please go to the school playground as soon as possible to find the graceful figure of the beautiful girl! 】

……Beautiful girl? !

Saiki Kusuo froze violently, and suddenly had a bad feeling, so he simply calmed down and studied the transparent light board carefully, and then found that this task was exactly what he least expected.

Gal Game.

Qi Mu's expression cracked all of a sudden.

It doesn't matter even if it's the most low-end and old-fashioned RPG game that lets him play big dragons, how could it be a galgame!

Facts have proved that Saiki Kusuo has a clever plan (no), looking at the lifeless NPC students around him, who have not moved at all since just now, he even pulled out a controller and stepped on the ground...

The wooden floor was quickly stepped out of the abyss-like crater, and before he knelt down to repair it, the wooden boards automatically refreshed back to their original state within a few minutes.

This is not just a strategy game, but also a low-intelligence rpg game that combines confusing plots, ambiguous tasks and settings, old-fashioned and rigid characters, and even the heroine of the game does not know who it is.

After going through exactly the same psychological journey as other anime male gods, Saiki Kusuo left the gymnasium a little tired, and decided to go to the school playground first as the instruction board said.

This look made me more convinced that this is a very low-end game world. It seems that some large-scale event is being arranged in the entire playground. After passing by those NPC students, they provided a clear understanding of the current situation in a few words.

This school will hold a sports meeting on Sunday, and now it is just setting up, and the students around are basically class leaders.

In other words, the heroine of this game is the class leader. Qi Mu touched his chin with a pensive expression, and his eyes inadvertently glanced at a tall and fierce familiar figure not far away, and he was stunned.

That's right, this person was Ran Tangli who walked from the direction of the teaching building in a daze.

Yesterday I helped play a basketball game for no apparent reason, but was stopped in time by the bell ringing after class before the end of the game. Ran Tangli really wanted to go up and argue, but these students were very strange, no matter how they asked, they kept repeating a sentence : "What are you talking about, isn't it already over?"

"Oh, it's over." Ran Tangli rubbed his head, and walked out of the gymnasium together without hesitation.

[You are very tired after playing basketball, please find an open space to rest for a while as soon as possible. 】

There was that transparent light panel above his head again, and someone was stunned for a while, and it wasn't the little guy, how could he feel tired with this amount of exercise.

Ran Tangli, who was thinking this way, didn't wait to wonder what the thing above his head was, a sudden tiredness flooded his brain, and he tilted his neck and fell on the horizontal bench on the side of the teaching building in the next second.

Well, back in time to the present.

Opening his eyes suddenly, he found that the sky had become much brighter than before. Ran Tangli, who didn't know how long he had slept, stood up in a daze.

[Please go to the school playground. 】

Why is this thing still there?His whole mind became clearer, and the words on the transparent light board in front of him had changed.

[As the sports committee of the class, please go to the playground to help with work as soon as possible. 】

……

As a result, Saiki Kusuo watched helplessly as the very familiar tall boy walked over with his hands in his pockets. The other party looked aimless, looking left and right curiously, and then his eyes were coincidentally with him.

"……"Varied!

Burn hall? ? ! !

"Oh?" The eyes of Ran Tangli who was walking on the opposite side suddenly shone with excitement, and he waved his hand in this direction with a happy face: "Oh! Dude!"

"Let's eat ramen together!"

Saiki Kusuo: "..." No way, this person doesn't understand their current situation at all!

The author has something to say: Rantang: Yo Po, ramen is a thief.

Qi Shen: Pupil earthquake.