Online Dating Terminator

Fei Yang, who was drunk, was like a bomb, extremely powerful.

It is said that he is noisy like a giant baby, but he can reason with others.

Say he is a normal person with an online brain, but he speaks incoherently.

Even when Min Duan brought him home, he had to wear a mask to prevent Fei Yang from waking up feeling ashamed and blaming him.

"Bro!" Fei Yang hung on Min Duan's back, his voice muffled by the mask: "I...I..."

"Stop me." Min Duan supported him with one hand, and looked for the key in his pocket with the other: "Where did you play with my key?"

"Pardon?" Fei Yang looked at him in a daze, "Plea... Plea speak English!"

Min Duan: "..."

"Whereismykey?" Min Duan exhaled helplessly, and added by the way: "Darling."

Fei Yang seemed to be taken aback when he heard the last word. He who was dishonestly lying on Min Duan's back calmed down instantly, and muttered, "In my pock."

So Min Duan touched the back pocket of his trousers with his backhand.

As a result, when he touched Fei Yang, he became dishonest again. He couldn't help but want to hide, his legs hooked his waist and rubbed upwards: "What are you doing?!"

"Huh?" Min Duan had no choice but to put him down and stand against the wall: "Where is my key?"

With his head down, Fei Yang fumbled in his pocket for a long time before taking out a bunch of keys.

Entering a house can exhaust Min Duan to death.

"You don't drink anymore when I'm not here." Min Duan threw him on the bed and held him down, "Otherwise, no one really cares about you."

"Why?" Fei Yang looked up at him, his eyes filled with bewilderment: "You...you have to worry about me, I'm going to take a shower, you can take me there."

Min Duan smelled the alcohol on his body, and suddenly felt a little regretful.

Originally, I thought that before I left, I could give him some advice.

Now that Fei Yang is so drunk, how can he make sense.

Sighing, Min Duan resignedly picked him up and put him on the sink.

Probably because he just learned new words, Fei Yang still has to put on a few words: "Dar...Darling!"

"Yeah." Min Duan lowered his eyes and helped him unbutton his clothes, "What?"

"iloveyouuuu!"

"Uh-huh."

"Youlooksobeauti bitch!"

"Uh-huh."

"Pleasant marriage!"

"Uh-huh."

"Why did you just say 'hmmm'?" Fei Yang finally realized something was wrong in his confusion: "You are so perfunctory!"

Hearing this, Min Duan raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "I don't talk to little drunks."

"I'm not drunk!" Fei Yang was still a little unconvinced, "I'm sober! I can prove it to you!"

However, Min Duan didn't take the drunk man's words seriously at all. After reaching out to pull his arm out of his clothes, he just said "um" casually and ignored him.

After turning around and throwing his clothes into the laundry basket, he was about to help him take off his pants, but Fei Yang was gone in a blink of an eye.

Min Duan was startled, looked at the open door beside him, and called out, "Yang Zai?"

As soon as the words were finished, Fei Yang ran in with a small box, and held it up to Min Duan to ask him for credit: "Look."

Looking at the small box in front of him, Min Duan narrowed his eyes, and pressed down his hand: "What are you doing?"

"I bought it right this time!" Fei Yang stared, as if to prove that he was sober: "This size is useful!"

Min Duan: "..."

Fei Yang doesn't look good when he drinks, and he doesn't turn his face into a monkey's butt like others.

But at this moment, there was still a tinge of red on his face.

I don't know whether it's because of alcohol or because of shyness.

Min Duan automatically attributed the reason to the latter.

He took the small box from Fei Yang, twirled it carelessly in his hand twice, like playing with a lighter, and then slowly asked: "Are you sure?"

"Sure!" Fei Yang's mixed English reappeared: "Of course I sure!"

"Then what are you going to do next, do you know?" Min Duan raised his eyebrows and looked at him, without any intention of doing it first.

These words stunned the little drunk.

He wobbled for a long time before he asked slowly: "First, first kiss?"

"Then you are dear." Min Duan raised his eyebrows: "Didn't it mean that you were not drunk? How come you can't even do this?"

This low-level aggressive method has always worked on Fei Yang.

As soon as he heard that he was being ridiculed by Min Duan, he couldn't help it immediately, and immediately raised his head and moved closer.

It was even a little fierce, and he took a bite, and even his teeth felt much sharper than usual.

Min Duan could clearly feel the smell of blood in this kiss.

Probably because Fei Yang felt something was wrong, he loosened his teeth a little, and opened his eyes to look at him in confusion.

As if it wasn't him who bit someone just now.

"What are you looking at?" Min Duan pulled him away from him and took him to look at the mirror on the sink: "Is the blood on my mouth a good thing you did?"

"I..." Fei Yang looked at the bloodstain and felt a little guilty: "I didn't do it on purpose."

However, Min Duan seemed very dissatisfied with his apology: "That's it?"

"Isn't that enough?" Fei Yang turned his head and curled his lips: "Then I'll bite you back."

In the end, Min Duan's answer was still: "That's it?"

"Then what do you want?" Hearing that he was still not satisfied, Fei Yang became anxious, and began to speak incoherently: "Then... I bought you all the right ones, why do you care about it!"

His tone sounded aggrieved.

Min Duan is a very wicked person, seeing Fei Yang like this, he couldn't help teasing him a few more times.

As a result, today's Fei Yang seemed to be particularly amused.

Probably because he subconsciously knew that Min Duan was going to leave, and his temper became more and more irritable. Seeing that Min Duan didn't cooperate, he even got angry: "I know! You just want to go abroad to find a handsome guy! Get out!"

Min Duan didn't expect him to be so angry, so he could only pat him on the back, bowed his head and kissed him: "I didn't, don't wrong me."

"Get out." Fei Yang shook his head to avoid it: "I'm also going abroad to find a handsome guy."

Seeing Fei Yang moving around and not cooperating, Min Duan's kiss gradually moved down, from his lips to his chin, and finally to his neck.

Sensing the tingling feeling all the way down, Fei Yang, who was sitting on the sink baring his teeth and claws, suddenly became honest.

He leaned against the cold mirror in a daze, listening to the sound of the zipper, staring blankly at the top of Min Duan's hair, his drunkenness gradually subsided.

He was dazed for a long time before he yelled out with a trembling voice: "Brother..."

"En." Min Duan replied in a deep voice.

The slight stimulation swept over almost instantly, Fei Yang's mind went blank for a moment, and was covered by tension and shame.

He couldn't help trembling and said: "Brother Wuwuwu, don't do it, this won't work."

"Huh?" Min Duan seemed to chuckle, but continued.

Fei Yang had never experienced such a thing before, and he was led by Min Duan to do it a few times before, which was almost a novel experience for him.

So it didn't take long for him to lean against the mirror, covered his face with his hands and began to wail: "I can't say it!"

Glancing sideways at the tips of his red ears, Min Duan who was rinsing his mouth couldn't help laughing, "Why can't it work?"

"Why do I stretch my hips like this..." Fei Yang sat beside him with a sad face, as if he had lowered the average level of men in the world, so he could only vent his anger on Min Duan: "It's all your fault!"

"What's my fault?" Min Duan felt that he was wronged.

"Blame you... blame you for being so good!" Fei Yang finally found a reason and began to question him: "Why are you so good?! Did you fall in love before and didn't tell me?!"

Hearing the sound, Min Duan smiled for no reason: "Do you think everyone is worthy of my service?"

"Yes, yes." Fei Yang was inexplicably coaxed, scratched his head in embarrassment, and said hesitantly: "Then your service is pretty good, I will come again next time."

Min Duan: "..."

……

The next day, Fei Yang manipulated his sore and limp body to force himself out of bed.

A hangover came over him, and he felt that he was not his own anymore.

However, Min Duan woke up early, afraid of waking him up, went to the living room to pack his luggage.

Fei Yang rubbed his head and got off the bed, opened the door unsteadily and went out.

Seeing that Min Duan was kneeling on one knee and loading things into the suitcase, he jumped up from behind and hung on him.

Fortunately, Min Duan had already heard the sound of him opening the door, and he was already prepared in his heart, otherwise he would be thrown into the suitcase by Fei Yang.

He stood up with Fei Yang on his back: "Have you slept enough? Are you tired?"

"I'm exhausted." Fei Yang moaned and hung on his back: "You're so annoying, can't you take it easy?"

"Then don't swear." Min Duan recalled the scene of Fei Yang crying and swearing last night, and couldn't help complaining: "I have never seen you so good at swearing, are you really the wild king of the national uniform?" ? I almost thought you were a national uniform troll."

Fei Yang: "..."

"Do you think anyone is worthy of my scolding?" Fei Yang couldn't help but take back what Min Duan said yesterday.

Hearing this, Min Duan gave a light "ha" in a mocking tone: "Then I'm really honored."

"It's good that you know." Fei Yang patted him on the shoulder.

Seeing that it was getting late, Fei Yang got off him consciously and went into the bathroom to wash up.

The two took a taxi to the airport together.

In fact, what I wanted to say was almost finished last night.

Now at the airport, Fei Yang didn't know what to say for a while.

He could only rub back and forth beside Min Duan, until the sleeves of the two of them were almost pilling, and then he could barely stop.

"What are you doing?" Min Duan glanced at him, then withdrew his arm: "You just rub it?"

"Then what do you want me to do in public?" Fei Yang curled his lips, "I'm so sorry."

Min Duan gave a dissatisfied "tsk" sound: "Your boyfriend is leaving, you have to be a little sincere, right?"

"Was I not sincere enough last night?" Fei Yang spoke up about this incident with confidence, "If I was not sincere, I should buy my own size!"

Min Duan: "..."

"Okay." Seeing that he refused to take the initiative, Min Duan could only smile to himself, bowed his head and leaned in front of him to give him a light peck.

In the end, it didn't matter if he didn't peck, it seemed as if Fei Yang's lacrimal gland was pecked, and he burst into tears.

Fei Yang felt that Min Duan had pecked out his tears for most of his life.

"Wang—brother!" He was embarrassed to let others see him cry, so he could only wipe the tears on Min Duan's shoulder, "When will you come back!"

These words sounded familiar to Min Duan.

That's what the kid who wiped his nose on his pant leg asked when he moved as a kid.

But then he broke his promise.

"I'll be back on vacation." Min Duan pinched the soft flesh on the back of his neck: "I'm not planning to settle abroad, so I'll be back after completing my credits and graduating. I'll try to hurry up."

"Then... okay." Fei Yang rubbed his shoulders, and was about to say something, when Min Duan asked from above his head

"You won't rub your nose on my clothes again, will you?"

As soon as these words came out, Fei Yang's little sadness was instantly blocked by him.

He raised his head angrily, and glared at him with red eyes: "You are so annoying."

"Well, I'm so annoyed." Min Duan took out a napkin and blew his nose for him: "Exercise."

Fei Yang: "..."

He resentfully took the napkin in Min Duan's hand, and said embarrassedly: "I will blow it myself."

"Okay." Min Duan raised his hand and rubbed his head, and heard the notification tone on the radio: "Then I'm going first?"

"Let's go." Fei Yang blocked his nose with a napkin and spoke in a nasal voice, "Leave one second earlier and come back one second sooner."

After seeing off Min Duan, Fei Yang took the subway home alone.

Obviously there were two people when we came here, but now there is only one person left when we go home.

I don't know what day it is today, there are very few people on the airport line subway.

Only a few people dragging their suitcases found a place to sit down.

Probably because they were tired from the journey, as soon as they came in, they immediately found a car with few people and sat down, wishing they could sleep with their heads down.

Only Fei Yang, with empty hands and only a mobile phone, looked out of place among them.

He found a seat where there was no one in the whole row, and sat on the very edge with his head down.

It was quiet and desolate all around.

The travelers who came and went didn't bother to pay attention to him.

so no one knows

The bow-headed boy who seems to be playing with his mobile phone...

In fact, I am reciting words with red eyes.

From time to time, I took out a few napkins and carefully blew my nose.

Fear of being noticed.

The author has something to say: something to watch on Valentine’s Day (doge posted it in advance, I wish you all a happy Valentine’s Day!

The next day I'm going to take care of my little kid QAQ See you tomorrow!