Online Dating Terminator

"Brother, what kind of stupid name is that!"

After Fei Yang turned off the microphone in the live broadcast room, he couldn't help shouting towards the living room.

With a flushed face on his face, his breathing became short of breath: "I'm ashamed again! You pay!"

"I'll pay, open the door." Min Duan stood outside the door and knocked twice.

Fei Yang snorted and sat still in his seat.

As a result, within 2 minutes, the door was opened by Min Duan with a key.

Fei Yang glanced at him and muttered softly, "If you have a key, call me."

"Isn't it immobile?" Min Duan sneered and glanced at his turned on computer, "No more memorization?"

"I can't carry it on." Fei Yang looked at him with eyes full of resentment: "Brother, don't torture me like this. The flowers of the motherland should be happy every day to thrive."

Min Duan: "..."

After a few seconds of silence, Min Duan exhaled and asked seriously, "Are you really not interested?"

"No, I'm not interested at all." Fei Yang reasoned one way after another, and he said confidently: "I'm not going abroad, and I'm not going to strike up a conversation with foreign beauties. If I'm poor in English, I can just graduate."

However, this did not sound like the answer Min Duan wanted, and he remained silent with a sullen face.

Seeing that his expression was wrong, Fei Yang frowned slightly, and started to play tricks: "You didn't say that you had an English major in your mate selection criteria, now it's too late to add it! Don't play tricks."

"Who is cheating on this?" Min Duan hooked the corners of his lips in a rare way, instead of arguing with him, he glanced at his computer: "Pumping friend? Can you smoke?"

"I'm working on it." Fei Yang turned his gaze back to the screen.

He looked at the fancy interface in front of him and scratched his head, "Hurry up, it will be ready soon."

Looking at the progress on his computer screen, Min Duan knew that he hadn't figured it out yet, so he reached out and took the mouse to help him finish it.

Fei Yang was silent, and suddenly said: "Brother, you make me look like a mentally handicapped person who can't take care of himself."

"Ha," Min Duan smiled unkindly, "Aren't you just a little mentally retarded?"

Fei Yang: "..."

He held back for a while, wanted to refute but couldn't open his mouth, so he could only swallow back the words abruptly.

It just so happened that the time for the small black room on the phone was over, and Fei Yang's WeChat popped up.

His brother Fei Wen sent him a few messages

[Stupid old man: Are you live streaming on Maoclaw? 】

[Stupid old man: Live room number 612222? 】

[Silly old man: Young boy, right?found it. 】

The message came from more than ten minutes ago.

Fei Yang was surprised for a moment, and suddenly recalled that it was almost ten minutes ago that he was about to thank Min Duan for the gift.

Didn't Fei Wen witness the whole process? !

Fei Yang's face turned red, as if someone had pulled it out of the pot.

His hand holding the phone trembled involuntarily, his eyes fixed on the screen, but he didn't say a word.

Min Duan on the side frowned, raised his hand and rubbed his head: "Are you thinking wildly again?"

"No, I didn't." Fei Yang wanted to cry, but he buried his head on Min Duan's waist, and then vented all his embarrassment on Min Duan: "It's your fault... To be ridiculed!"

Min Duan: "?"

"Didn't you just call me husband?" Min Duan still thought it was funny when he thought of what happened just now, the corners of his lips could not be pressed down.

He stretched out his hand and pinched the back of Fei Yang's neck, "Aren't the fans in your live broadcast room very happy?"

"That's not the problem!" Fei Yang looked up from his arms angrily, picked up the phone with trembling hands, and even made several typos when replying to Fei Wen: "My brother saw it just now, he must be laughing at me gone."

Just when he was about to turn himself in to ease the embarrassment, Fei Wen suddenly replied.

The message to him is

[Stupid old man: What do you see?What are you doing stupid again? 】

Seeing these words, Fei Yang's eyes lit up suddenly.

His hands didn't shake anymore, his face didn't turn red, and his typing speed became faster. All his ailments were healed, and he could even tease Fei Wen.

[A sheep: You didn't watch my live broadcast? 】

[A sheep: Isn't your brother too incompetent?Why don't you give your brother some presents? [/狗头]] [Stupid brother:? 】

[Silly brother: I'm not free, I'm memorizing the script. 】

[Silly brother: But my mother went to see it, and she said that she gave you a very expensive gift. 】【Silly brother: [/smile]】

Fei Yang: "..."

【Stupid Brother: What did she say...】

[Silly brother: Oh yes, she said that you just found a partner in the live broadcast room. 】【Stupid old man: Are you promising to call someone else's husband? 】

[Stupid brother: [/smile]]

"..." Fei Yang looked at the smiling expression at the end, was quiet for a moment, then suddenly raised his head, and calmly put down the phone.

Min Duan witnessed the whole process from the sidelines, but he didn't see the news on his screen. He didn't know what he talked with others, "Yang Zai?"

Fei Yang calmly locked the phone in the small black room and put it on the table, then turned on the microphone and said to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "I'm sorry everyone, I'm going to be a pigeon master this time, the water friends who smoked today will bring them tomorrow, and the water friends who smoked today will bring them tomorrow. Give everyone a Yunnan Baiyao compensation, thank you, save your life."

【? ? ? 】

【what's the situation?So serious? 】

【What happened? 】

"What happened?" Fei Yang smiled and said, "How could something happen to me? Don't worry, Yunnan Baiyao will be delivered on time tomorrow."

After speaking, he took a deep breath.

Before he could finish his breath, Fei Yang quit the live broadcast and turned off the computer in one go.

Min Duan was puzzled at the side: "What's wrong with you?"

The moment the computer screen went black, Fei Yang suddenly reached out and took over the vocabulary book that had been thrown aside.

This move made Min Duan even more confused: "?"

Just when he thought the kid had finally come to his senses and was about to study hard and make progress every day, Fei Yang suddenly raised his hand

With a "snap", he slapped the vocabulary book on Min Duan.

Min Duan: "What are you doing..."

Before the last word "What" popped out, Fei Yang had already started throwing the vocabulary book at him: "It's all your fault! My mother saw it, woo woo woo..."

Before Min Duan could realize what he meant, Fei Yang suddenly threw the dictionary away, turned around and threw himself on the bed, buried his head in the pillow and said in a low voice, "I will finish theegg!"

"???"

"I'm going to die!"

"..."

With this level of English, it is no wonder that he was adjusted.

Min Duan was silent for a while, and suddenly understood him.

He suppressed a smile and walked over to pat Fei Yang's back lightly: "Don't worry, if I spoil you like this, Auntie should hit me first."

"My mother can't do it!" Fei Yang turned over and sat up suddenly, began to smack Min Duan with the pillow, and wailed, "It's your fault... half of me went out of the closet!"

Seeing that he was a little agitated, Min Duan could only stretch out his hand to hold him down, took the pillow out of his hand and threw it aside: "Mmm, blame me, let Auntie hit me first."

"No!" Fei Yang buried his face in his arms, and said confidently, "My mother can't beat you, beating you is a waste of money."

Min Duan: "..."

This can't work, that can't work, Min Duanchang has never seen such a difficult person to serve at his age.

If it were another person, he would have been kicked out by him long ago.

But facing Fei Yang, he still had a rare patience: "Then what do you want to do now?"

After a short pause, he added: "Do you want to make it clear to Auntie, or do you want to keep it a secret?"

Fei Yang was stunned by his question, and he hesitated for a long time before saying: "Ah? This is too fast, I haven't figured it out yet..."

Even though his answer was ambiguous, Min Duan still understood what he meant.

He lowered his eyes and replied lightly: "Okay, I see."

"No, brother, what do you know?" Fei Yang himself hadn't figured out the twists and turns in his heart: "I haven't figured it out yet."

Min Duan was quiet for a moment: "Actually, I can understand, you don't need to explain."

"..." Fei Yang was so blocked that he had a heart attack.

Why when Min Duan said this, his tone was plain and plain, but it gave him the feeling of inexplicable grievance?

Is this contradiction reasonable?

For a moment, Fei Yang felt like he was a scumbag.

The kind of scumbag who let everyone around him know after sleeping with someone, but doesn't give him a name.

Then he said very understandingly: "It's okay, I understand, as long as you are happy, it's all up to you."

This bloody little plot has been hovering in Fei Yang's mind for a long time, so that when he spoke, he subconsciously said: "I didn't want to sleep with you."

Min Duan: "?"

"Ah bah, no, I want to sleep with you." Fei Yang came back to his senses and quickly changed his words, "No, no, no! I don't want to be a scumbag! Oh, it's not right..."

Originally Min Duan was in a bad mood, but now seeing Fei Yang explaining to him upside down, he laughed instead.

Probably some bad taste, he inexplicably enjoys this feeling.

With a soft snort, Min Duan lowered his eyes and raised his eyebrows at Fei Yang: "What did you just say?"

"Huh? I didn't want to be a scumbag?" Fei Yang was stunned, and recalled.

"The previous sentence."

"I think... no, I don't want to!"

"I remember that what you just said didn't seem to be this."

"..."

"why do not you talk?"

"..."

After being teased by Min Duan for a long time, Fei Yang gradually felt ashamed again.

But Min Duan was unexpectedly long-winded at this moment.

Seeing that Fei Yang didn't speak, he asked him several times.

It directly caused Fei Yang to become angry again.

Thin red crept up his cheeks quietly, he took a deep breath, got up from the bed and stood on the bed.

Min Duan raised his head: "?"

"Brother, I advise you to be more sensible." Fei Yang was blessed by the height of the bed, and looked down at Min Duan: "Otherwise, be careful, I will really sleep with you."

Min Duan: "?"

"I've checked it." Fei Yang's small appearance looked quite proud: "I have a wealth of knowledge now."

"..."

"I think I can practice it."

"..."

"Brother, can you see it?"

"?"

Min Duan suddenly fell into endless silence.

Just when he was still thinking about how to persuade the kid not to act on a whim, Fei Yang suddenly patted him on the shoulder and made a bold statement

"Brother, don't believe it."

"I am the future national server fierce 1!"

"Trust me, trust me."

Min Duan: "???"

The author has something to say: Yang Zai: My self-awareness has always been clear!

Min Duan:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

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