Online Dating Terminator

The transparent water flowed down the glass wall and gathered in the glass, and it didn't stop until it was almost full.

Fei Yang, who was standing by the side, raised his eyes and peeked at the person leaning on the bar counter pouring water, bowed his head and said nothing.

Min Duan glanced at him, handed him the water, and asked, "Are you the kid who wants to borrow?"

After taking the water glass, Fei Yang let out a muffled "hmm".

Thinking of the scene at the door just now, Min Duan felt a little funny, handed him the water glass, and asked curiously, "Afraid of me?"

"No, I'm not afraid of you." Fei Yang took the water glass in his hand, lowered his head, and explained in a low voice, "I'm afraid of that...beautiful murderer."

Min Duan: "..."

"I look like a murderer?" Min Duan raised his eyebrows.

Fei Yang actually wants to say that you are quite similar. With your temperament, you really look like the sick killer who licks blood with the tip of a knife in TV dramas.

There is no way to save it without killing a hundred and eighty people.

But Fei Yang didn't dare to say it.

So he replied from another angle: "No, you look like a handsome man."

"..."

"Who made you so beautiful."

"?"

"As long as you are ugly, I won't misunderstand you so much."

"what?"

"Then according to what you said," after a pause, Min Duan raised his eyes lazily: "It's all my fault?"

Fei Yang was taken aback by the question. Looking at his astonished face, he held back for a while, then resigned himself to his fate and said in a low voice, "My fault."

He didn't know why he was a little scared of this shocking brother.

The last person who made him so frightened by asking this question was his sister who was dating online.

Just a few words can make him piously admit his mistakes across the screen.

"Okay, it's so late, you go back and rest." Min Duan glanced at the time on the phone and frowned slightly.

Fei Yang, as if he had been pardoned, asked about Jiang Zheng's room and hurried in to settle accounts with him.

It happened that Jiang Zheng was off the air, and he was taken aback when he saw Fei Yang enter the room: "Hey, you're here? I'm still waiting for your call. How did you come in?"

"When you open the door, I'll be dead outside." Fei Yang said angrily, "What's the background of your roommate?"

"Roommate? Which roommate?" Jiang Zheng was confused by his question.

Fei Yang was silent, and reluctantly said: "It's just that good-looking man with long hair."

Hearing his description, Jiang Zheng immediately realized: "You mean Moral? He is my landlord. Don't you know him?"

Fei Yang felt that he had been derailed from the world because of the college entrance examination for too long, so he didn't think about it for a while: "Moral?"

"EK's mid laner!" Jiang Zheng wanted to lift his head to see if it contained a five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation. "It's a pity that you were contacted by their EK, and you almost became a teammate."

EK is a team that has risen in the KPL in the past two years. It has won the Grand Slam and even created a record of 20 consecutive victories. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the strongest team in the KPL in the past two years.

Two years ago, Fei Yang was contacted by the person in charge of EK, saying that he hoped that he could enter the youth training camp of EK.

But Fei Yang didn't want to play games under too much pressure, and his mother didn't approve of e-sports, so he didn't make it in the end.

And Moral is the mid laner of the EK Glory of Kings branch, formerly known as Min Duan.

Some time ago, he suddenly voluntarily withdrew from the starting lineup, which caused an uproar.

There is even a saying in the circle

You may not know who EK's mid laner is, but you must know who Yizhihua is in the KPL mid lane.

Now Fei Yang remembered it, and suddenly realized: "Ah, no wonder he looks familiar to me, he is that flower in the middle?"

"Yeah." Jiang Zheng didn't know why he suddenly cared about this, and asked suspiciously, "Have you become his fan?"

"No, just curious." Fei Yang was embarrassed to tell the embarrassing thing he did just now, so he could only rub his nose to ease the embarrassment.

Jiang Zheng didn't think too much about it, because there were more important things to ask: "Oh, by the way, what happened to your mysterious online dating girlfriend?"

Fei Yang was taken aback, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't reported his safety to others, so he quickly took out his mobile phone to send a message, and said perfunctorily: "She is from Youcheng, and you happen to be in Youcheng, so I'm here."

"Who asked you this." Jiang Zheng is like an old father who is worried about his son. He asks everything: "How did you two know each other? How long have you known each other? Have you met before? Human hearts are separated by belly, and you two are separated from each other." screen, don't be fooled."

As soon as the words finished, Fei Yang's hand poking the screen of the phone stopped suddenly, and explained: "When I first played King of Glory, I met on the sparring platform. I haven't met in person, but I've connected with the voice."

After speaking, he felt that Jiang Zheng was questioning his IQ, so he curled his lips: "I have known her for two years, if I was cheated, would I still be able to find out?"

When he first came into contact with Glory of Kings two years ago, because he was a rookie who knew nothing, in order not to be ridiculed by his friends, he secretly found a partner.

And she is a technical sparring lady.

This elder sister was four years older than him, she didn't talk much, and she rarely acted coquettishly or cutely.

Although I feel quite aloof, I never disliked Fei Yang's poor play, and patiently taught him game awareness and hero operation.

He even became a father and a mother at the same time, helping out in the jungle and assisting in security.

The upper, middle and lower field assistants can make up for what is lacking.

Then, the two of them fell in love for a long time, logically...

The CP relationship was tied in the game, and the ID of the CP was specially changed, as a fixed game.

It's just that after getting to know each other for two months, this sister seems to have found a suitable job. She is usually very busy and no longer serves as a training partner.

But occasionally when I have time, I still play games with Fei Yang, until now.

He had been playing as a CP before, and he didn't officially confess his love to others until Fei Yang's college entrance examination was over.

All in all, we've only been together for less than a month.

After hearing Fei Yang's story, Jiang Zheng stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, admonishing him: "Brother, I would like to advise you, online dating is risky, and you need to be cautious when meeting."

After speaking, he was still a little worried, and he asked again: "Have you ever spent money on others?"

"Spending money?" Fei Yang thought about it carefully, "Does the limited skin count? But I gave it myself, and they didn't ask me for it."

Not only that, they also sent him a lot of things in turn.

For example, the limited-edition brand-name T-shirt and jeans that Fei Yang just took out for washing.

Jiang Zheng was taken aback, grabbed the clothes and looked them over and over several times, but he was a little confused, scratched his head and said, "Are these clothes real?"

"..." The corners of Fei Yang's mouth twitched, and he snatched the clothes back again: "What do you think?"

"Then you found a rich woman?" Jiang Zheng was a little unbelievable: "But there are quite a lot of girls chasing you, and there are many rich ones. Why do you like someone you have never met? And even more than you big."

He is in the live broadcast circle, and he knows that the online world is a mess, so he couldn't help reminding: "Aren't you afraid that the person on the other side of the phone is a 40-year-old divorced child with two children?"

"..."

"Even the baby may be older than you."

"roll."

Fei Yang is obviously dazzled by love now, he only cares about sending messages to his girlfriend and sister, and doesn't listen to anyone.

I can't wait to lift the screen and drill into someone's arms.

Seeing his youthful appearance, Jiang Zheng knew he couldn't persuade him.

He stopped disappointing, and turned to say: "Oh, right, you didn't bring much money with you this time, did you? If you want to go online dating now, you don't have to save some money? Otherwise, how can you have money to help someone raise two children?"

"What did you say?" Fei Yang raised his eyes.

"No." Jiang Zheng immediately changed his words: "Otherwise, how can I have the money to fall in love with others?"

"I'll make money." Fei Yang put away his phone unconvinced, and replied with a serious face: "I've already made up my mind, I'll be a sparring partner, and I'll broadcast live when I save enough money to set up the equipment."

"Live broadcast is good. If you hang the name of Xuance, the tiger of the national uniform, in the live broadcast room, and then open a video to show your face, you won't be able to attract fans." Jiang Zheng slapped his thigh, more excited than him.

I don't know what he thought of, but Jiang Zheng suddenly smiled and raised his eyebrows to give him some advice: "By the way, if you want to be a training partner first, how about I give you a magic weapon?"

"What artifact?" Fei Yang suddenly felt a little uneasy when he saw his malicious appearance.

Jiang Zheng didn't speak, just turned on the computer, manipulated the mouse to click on the screen, and called Fei Yang over: "Come here, try this."

Fei Yang was a little puzzled, but he followed his words and walked over.

"It was sent to me by a tuner friend of mine." Jiang Zheng couldn't hide the weird smile on his face, and directly put the microphone to Fei Yang's mouth: "You try it."

Fei Yang glanced down at the microphone next to his mouth, and cautiously said twice: "Hello?"

The computer's speakers immediately followed, and a completely different soft girlish voice came out: "Hello?"

After hearing this, Fei Yang's pupils trembled, his hair stood on end, and he quickly pushed the microphone away: "I don't need it!"

"It's up to you, Yang Zai." Jiang Zhengyu patted him on the shoulder earnestly: "Sisters are much more popular as sparring partners than old men. Believe me, I came here from here. There is a mobile version of this app , do you want it? I can send it to you."

No matter what he said, Fei Yang refused to use this voice changer, and refused without thinking: "No way! How can I pretend to be a girl!"

Seeing his appearance of not bending his waist for five buckets of rice, Jiang Zheng clicked his tongue in disgust: "You are a real person, with a small wallet and a strong backbone."

Fei Yang: "..."

However, classmate Fei Yang, who has a strong backbone, broke down for a small wallet within two days.

Short of money, he sincerely begged Jiang Zheng to share the voice-changing software with him, and decided to start his sparring career.

He is too embarrassed to let his online dating girlfriend know, so he can only say hello to her in advance

[A sheep: Elder sister, I won't play games tonight, I have to go out to QAQ. 】【Cute egg qwq: Hmm, I'm going to score the fire dance in the top game tonight, no duo. ] Seeing that his girlfriend was not suspicious, Fei Yang immediately asked Jiang Zheng to borrow an account, preparing to practice his skills in the summit game, and try out his voice changer by the way.

There are various options in the voice changing software

Lolita, girls' voices, royal sister's voices, son's voices, scumbag male voices, and uncle voices are all available.

Pull down further, and the last one labeled "New" is called "Tieguanyin".

Fei Yang paused with his fingertips, and understood

So this is the fabled "Lianmai? I'm Tieguanyin"?

Because he was too curious, Fei Yang chose this tone without thinking much, and entered the peak competition.

The peak game is completely anonymous, and everyone's ID will be changed to "Peak Summoner X", where X is a number.

Seeing that he had entered the hero selection interface, Fei Yang turned on the microphones of the whole team and shouted: "Brothers, are you using the microphones?!"

Fei Yang couldn't hear the changed voice on his side, but his teammates could hear it clearly.

Especially Min Duan, who was on the same team as him, could feel the rough aura rushing across the screen.

It really makes the hearer cry and the listener sad.

He gave a soft "tsk", frowned and remained silent for a moment, still didn't turn on the microphone, just typed:

[You speak, I listen. 】

Several other teammates were more silent than him, directly refusing to communicate without even typing.

After saying a few words, Fei Yang entered the game and opened the panel

He found four teammates, all three of them turned off their small speakers, and only one mid laner, Mai Shiranui, was still listening to him with his speaker on.

Seeing that no one was willing to communicate with him, Fei Yang curled his lips and stopped talking nonsense.

He leisurely manipulated the hero on the screen, without thinking about it, decided to play the game seriously.

It's a pity that he got off to a bad start tonight, and met a wonderful teammate in the first game.

After two consecutive bad team battles, the opponent's economy is much higher than theirs.

And after the current wave of team fights, only mid laner Mai Shiranui is still alive in the whole team.

Through the screen, Fei Yang could feel the deep despair.

Looking at Mai Shiranui who was trying to break the line of troops on the mobile phone, escaped with a trace of blood and was hunted down, he was anxious, and asked "Tieguanyin" in a hurry: "Is there 1?"

If you have a skill, you can continue to run.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he asked this, Mai Shiranui on the screen suddenly paused, and the enemy who was chasing up took the head with a skill.

The voice of "Shutdown" came from the phone, completely cutting off Fei Yang's thoughts.

The hope of the whole team is gone, and the opponent still has a wave of soldiers.

What a sudden death.

Fei Yang sighed, looking at his own crystal that was about to explode, his heart was cold.

I thought this story would end here.

Unexpectedly, when he just put down his phone, he suddenly heard a slightly cold male voice coming from the speaker

The mid laner brother started the mic.

As if he heard Fei Yang's question just now, he paused, his tone full of mockery: "Huh? Are you worthy?"

The voice is very cold, the tone is very harsh, and the content is very coquettish.

In just four words, there was an unconcealable contempt in the indifference.

Fei Yang was dumbfounded for a few seconds, and with a dull "Def", he watched his own crystal explode.

When the word "failure" jumped out, he slowly came back to his senses, with question marks all over his head.

He doesn't even deserve a skill, does he?

How precious is your skill?

Fei Yang stroked his chest angrily, and silently switched to the record settlement interface, wanting to take revenge on this mid laner.

In the end, I suddenly saw this person with a very familiar name.

【Mai Shiranui: Lying down with boiling sheep】

Fei Yang's fingertips landed on his profile picture in an instant, and he stared at it for a long time before regaining consciousness and clicking in, heading straight to the column of intimacy.

Sure enough, the account with which he was tied to the CP relationship of the couple lay there quietly, the pink love icon was still so bright.

id called

【Boiling sheep want to lie down】

It was Fayon's number.