Online Dating Terminator

"Tell me, is there something wrong with my thinking? Why am I such an arrogant little streamer?"

After the broadcast, Fei Yang lay on the floor, staring blankly at the ceiling, and asked Jiang Zheng on the bed next to him in a dazed manner.

Jiang Zheng's popularity in the live broadcast room is pretty good now, and there are quite a few fans, who are chatting in the group now.

Hearing what Fei Yang said, he stopped typing, turned over to face Fei Yang, "I think it's okay, you just think of Min Duan as Fei Wen, this is my brother's dependence on my brother, What could be the problem?"

He could accept this explanation tentatively. After he figured it out, Fei Yang didn't worry about Min Duan anymore, and asked another question instead: "Then is it wrong for me to help my ex-boyfriend snatch the hero?"

During the live broadcast just now, Fei Yang bumped into Huajiao in the peak game, and they were still on the same team.

Fei Yang Lanfang was on the first floor, and after clicking a quick message "I'll grab it for you", he suddenly saw the small microphone sign on the fifth floor flashing.

A slightly familiar voice came from the phone

"Open the wheat?"

Hearing this voice, Fei Yang's fingertips froze.

When he watched Huajiao's live broadcast before, he paid special attention to his voice.

It's a bit like Min Duan's voice. When they are in a calm mood, their tone of voice is slightly similar, and they are both loose and cool.

Arrogance can even overflow from the voice, as if he must be the one carrying this round.

It's just that the pepper's voice is a little warmer.

And Min Duan... sounds more scumbag.

Fei Yang hesitated for two seconds, then turned on the voice, and said softly, "It's on."

"The one who opened the mic is the third floor, right?" Huajiao glanced at the other teammates who wanted to play the hero, and it seemed that three of them wanted to play the mid laner, so he asked for other people's opinions: "Give it to me? The transfer number, only the spell inscription."

Seeing that Huajiao wanted to play, Fei Yang sent another sentence, "I'll grab it for you".

So Zanthoxylum directly preselected Shiranui Mai, wanting to help the first floor.

At the same time, Ma Chao was preselected on the fourth floor and asked for help.

"Take Ma Chao first, brother." The second floor also turned on the voice, "Otherwise the other side will definitely take it, this thing is hard to beat, don't let them take it."

Fei Yang said "Oh" obediently, and then helped Huajiao on the fifth floor to get Mai Shiranui.

[Peak Summoner 2:? 】

[Peak Summoner 3:? 】

[Peak Summoner 4:? 】

Fei Yang: "..."

In fact, Huajiao on the fifth floor also wanted to send a question mark, but seeing that the first floor was for his own sake, he still held back.

There are only a few fathers of the current high-segment version, and Ma Chao is one of them.

Take a few in the class, and take the remaining few on both sides.

The blue side couldn't help Ma Chao, obviously someone wanted to take it.

After all this round, there was no ban on the opposite side. Fei Yang's teammates, including Huajiao, all took it for granted that the first floor would definitely help Ma Chao.

The results of it?In the end, this kid snatched Mai Shiranui.

Put Ma Chao to the opposite side in vain.

like an actor.

"Ah? There's something wrong with you." Jiang Zheng put down his phone and scratched his head after listening, "Are you sure that person is your ex-boyfriend?"

"Did I lie to you for money?" Fei Yang wailed and pulled the quilt over his head, "Why is he so stupid, he used an account with his name on it to rank with me before, if I still can't figure it out, I'm an idiot It's gone!"

Jiang Zheng: "..."

"Can you have a correct understanding of yourself?" Jiang Zheng said with a serious expression, "Even if you guess it, you are an idiot."

"Get out." Fei Yang stood up and pulled out the pillow and threw it on the bed.

Jiang Zheng took it, and threw the pillow back to him, "What are you struggling with here? You can't make a bend anyway, and the bend will be bent. I'm not afraid of you, what are you afraid of?"

"Are you afraid of a fart? I can't bend your head." Fei Yang sneered, "Be sober."

"It's okay, I'm ugly and I don't deserve it. But then again," Jiang Zheng lay on the bed and looked at Fei Yang on the ground. He transformed himself into a master of feelings, and analyzed seriously: "If you still like it, Just add them back and see what they mean."

Hearing his words, Fei Yang paused, and changed his angle: "If he doesn't like me anymore, then I'll post it right now, wouldn't it be embarrassing?"

"You have one skin in the online world, at worst, change another skin, who knows who you are?" Jiang Zheng didn't think there was any problem with this at all, and continued: "Who doesn't have eight hundred and ten trumpets? At worst, the account that hooked up with him will be discarded.”

It was true to say so, but Fei Yang still felt awkward.

He was raised by people since he was a child, and no one gave him a cold face except his mother was a little tougher on him.

If it fell on this person, Fei Yang would lose all face.

"Forget it." Thinking of these messy things, Fei Yang began to act like a turtle again.

He turned over and closed his eyes, turning his back to Jiang Zheng: "Why do I like a man so much? Wouldn't it be nice to chase after a young lady?"

After finishing speaking, he still didn't forget to brainwash himself again: "Young lady is the most kind and lovely creature in the world, can a deceitful old man compare to it?"

"That's the young lady by your side." Jiang Zheng got angry when he mentioned this, and his tone was very sad: "The young lady by my side has scolded more people than little Luban hiccupped in King's Canyon many."

Fei Yang: "..."

……

The next morning, when Fei Yang woke up, he had almost digested the matter.

He clicked on the happy voice sparring app, found his predecessor's order, and clicked refund.

He figured it out.

If you want to sort out their current relationship, you must first resolve the redundant relationship.

Such as sparring and boss.

Get rid of this relationship first, and then think about other things.

After the refund, Fei Yang left him a message

[Jiao Yang: Boss, I've found a job, so I won't be a training partner for the time being, this list should be withdrawn. 】【Jiao Yang: Thank you for taking care of me for so long, and see you in the future. ] After the message was sent, Fei Yang's fingertips hovered over the screen for a moment.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly stretched out one hand to touch the earphone under the pillow, and clicked on the live broadcast of Cat's Claw with the other hand.

During times like the morning, most anchors haven't gotten up yet.

At this moment, Huajiao's live broadcast room shows "the anchor is not at home now".

Fei Yang didn't care, he didn't come to watch the live broadcast in the first place.

He clicked on the live playback and found the part where the car crashed last night.

Yesterday he and Huajiao had a wonderful team battle in Longkeng.

He grabbed the dragon two and hit five, and finally got a pentakill.

Fei Yang came to take a screenshot.

He wanted to take a photo with Huajiao's pentakill.

As a result, he had just switched to full screen, but unexpectedly found that in yesterday's replay, there was a small box in the lower left corner.

It's the camera screen.

Huajiao turned on the camera last night.

The boy in the video has neatly cut hair and a pair of thin-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose. He looks quite gentle and delicate.

Some frail bookish.

At this moment, he was looking down at the screen of his mobile phone, and praised Fei Yang's pentakill again and again: "This jungler is fine."

Fei Yang was stunned for a while in astonishment.

He wasn't ready to meet him yet!Why let him suffer this opening crit!

He stared blankly at the pepper on the screen.

It's not that I haven't imagined the appearance of my online dating partner before, but I really didn't expect that the knife that pierced the veil of online dating would come so suddenly.

What did Fei Yang imagine before?

At the beginning, she was a mature and charming Yu Jie, who might have big waves, and then drank a slender women's cigarette, waving to him lazily and calling him "Yang Zai".

and after?

Later, I found out that he was a man, so I didn't dare to think about it.

Except for that time when he drank a little wine and got a little hot, he felt for a moment that his online dating partner should have Min Duan's face to be reasonable.

However, after he woke up, he didn't dare to think too much.

Fei Yang's thoughts drifted farther and farther, and he barely came back to his senses until the pepper on the screen spoke.

"Huh? When did I say that someone is an actor?"

"When robbing the hero? I really didn't expect him to help me rob Huowu."

"My fan? Is it my fan? No way, if it's really my fan, I should recognize my relatives."

"Can you guys talk a little bit? Are you still in love? Didn't you hear that he's a boy?"

As soon as the word "secret love" came out, Fei Yang's hands trembled suddenly, and he accidentally smashed the phone on his nose.

The labor pain came instantly, and he couldn't help but let out an "ow", which directly woke up Jiang Zheng on the bed.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Zheng turned over in a daze, and cursed directly without opening his eyes: "I was screaming early in the morning, and I woke up so early and didn't fucking go to buy food. I'm not here, I can't have a meal, don't you know?"

Fei Yang: "..."

He rubbed the tip of his red nose, ignored Jiang Zheng, and picked up the phone again.

In the earphones, Huajiao's voice still didn't stop: "What does Kdl mean? Szd? Can you speak human language?"

Fei Yang also didn't know much about these words.

These barrages were also mixed into his live broadcast room last night, but he was playing games at the time, so he didn't take it to heart.

It feels like an Internet term, but I don't know the specific meaning.

After exiting the live broadcast room, Fei Yang felt that the anchors might often come into contact with these terms, so he sent these strings of English to a female anchor sister who had been added by Jiang Zheng before.

[A sheep: Sister Ningyou, do you know what kdl and szd mean? ] The sister replied quickly.

[Ningyou: kdl is hit, szd is true. 】

Fei Yang looked at her reply, but still didn't quite understand.

If you hit it, you hit it. If you hit it, you spray Yunnan Baiyao. What are you doing in the live broadcast room to swipe the barrage?

He scratched the hair on his forehead, and was about to continue asking, but saw Ningyou sent another message.

[Ningyou: What's the matter?Are you live streaming?What about the person who agreed to tell us the number of the live broadcast room? 】A few days ago when they first became friends, Fei Yang did express his intention to start a live broadcast.

I just didn't expect it to open so soon.

Now that people ask, he is too embarrassed to hide it, so he can only tell her the live broadcast room number.

[Ningyou: OKOK, when you start the broadcast, my sister and I will brush the cat climbing frame for you. 】【One sheep: No, no, don't ask for gifts, you can just watch it if you want, my live broadcast is quite boring, and I can't talk. 】【Ningyou: Hahaha how could it be, you are very cute. 】

[Ningyou: Live broadcast at six o'clock in the evening, right?Sisters are waiting for you. 】

Ningyou did what she said, and she said she would come at six o'clock.

And also brought the sister group.

So when Fei Yang started broadcasting that night, a large number of female anchors in the beauty zone poured into the live broadcast room.

[Welcome the anchor of this platform "Ningyou" to the live broadcast room. 】

[Welcome the anchor "EK.Moral" of this platform to the live broadcast room. 】

[Welcome the anchor of this platform "Jiajiamei" to the live broadcast room. 】

【Welcome the host of this platform...】

These words were brushed so fast that Fei Yang didn't pay attention to them, but felt that something strange had mixed into them.

It wasn't until the barrage sent by the person with the housing management logo appeared on the screen that Fei Yang realized what strange things had been mixed in.

[ek. touch ral:? 】

[EK.Moral: Is this the live broadcast room of the national server Aquaman? 】

[ek. touch ral: love love love. 】

Fei Yang: "..."