Online Dating Terminator

At noon the next day, Fei Yang woke up with earphones still in his ears.

He fell asleep watching the live broadcast last night.

There was also the mark of the headphone cable on his face.

With a red thread on it, Fei Yang got up from the ground in a daze, rubbed his eyes, his brain was still in a state of emptiness.

Jiang Zheng on the bed had finished washing, was changing clothes, and was about to go to the supermarket at the gate of the community to buy some bags of quick-frozen dumplings.

"Are you awake?" Jiang Zheng just took off his shirt when he saw Fei Yang getting up with his hair in a mess, "I'll go to the supermarket later, do you want me to bring something?"

Fei Yang didn't fully open his eyes, he just stared at him half-closed, and suddenly said, "Damn, you're so ugly to me."

Jiang Zheng: "?"

"Are you sick?" Jiang Zheng raised his hand and slapped him on the head: "Personal attack when you get up?"

"You don't even have abdominal muscles." Fei Yang sneered disdainfully, and patted his belly: "But I'm different, I have."

Jiang Zheng: "..."

"I think you're sick." Jiang Zheng surveyed him in disgust, didn't bother to answer him, changed his clothes and went out.

Fei Yang was left alone, leaning against the bed in a daze.

After his brain began to function steadily, he began to think about a profound question

Whether you are straight or curved.

He thought for a while, when he saw Jiang Zheng showing his upper body just now, he had no idea at all.

With this attitude, can you still fall in love with a man? !

Fei Yang suddenly felt relieved: How could he like men?impossible!

But after thinking about it, he couldn't explain what he did late at night.

Why would I give Zanthoxylum a gift?

If you spend dozens of yuan and 100 yuan, it's okay to treat your ex as a friend.

But he is not.

He didn't realize at the time that when he smashed this gift, he directly lost more than half of his savings.

Originally, he didn't have much savings when he ran away from home, but now he is almost out of the hole.

With trembling hands, Fei Yang opened the online banking to check the balance.

The moment before the number jumped out, he suddenly closed his eyes and dared not face the reality.

After calming down, he carefully took the phone away, opened his eyes and peeked at the screen of the phone.

It's like stealing the bell.

When he glanced at those numbers, he suddenly wailed, and couldn't help beating his chest in his heart.

ah!Online dating by mistake!

How could he do such a stupid thing!

What kind of thing is it to spend money on your ex-boyfriend after being cheated by online dating?

Bewildered!No brains!

Fei Yang went crazy and even scolded himself.

He exited the annoying online banking interface, and hurriedly got up to go to the bathroom to wash up.

However, as soon as he went out, he found someone in the bathroom.

The young couple next door were arguing again.

That sister is on a half-break today, and when she came back from work in the morning, she found that her boyfriend hadn't woken up yet.

So there was noise from the bedroom to the bathroom.

Now her boyfriend is washing up at the sink, and this sister is standing at the door and arguing with him: "You didn't even find a job after you were fired? You sleep until noon all day, and you still do live games at night? Is there a way out for the little streamer? Which big streamer can't play better than you?"

"Can you stop arguing?" The boyfriend was brushing his teeth, even with a toothbrush dangling in his mouth, he still quarreled with her vaguely: "Is it interesting to talk about this all day long?"

This attitude is like igniting a small flame of explosives, which ignites and blows up this sister.

She opened the door with a "swish" and snatched the toothbrush from her boyfriend's hand: "Do you think I want to talk? Now I pay the rent, water and electricity, and I pay for your food. I go to work to support you. You eat and sleep all day long, have you ever thought about how much pressure I am under?!"

While arguing, the boyfriend suddenly caught Fei Yang standing at the door.

Probably because he felt that it was embarrassing to be heard by others, he couldn't help yelling at Fei Yang: "What are you looking at?!"

After being yelled at inexplicably, Fei Yang felt a little upset. Just as he was about to yell back, he found the door of the master bedroom opened suddenly.

Min Duan leaned lazily against the door, looking a little tired, as if he had just been woken up.

He glanced at the couple indifferently, and said in a slightly impatient tone, "Is your contract expiring next month?"

Probably because of his aura of carrying a hundred and eighty heads is too strong, the young lovers who had been arguing red-faced all confessed their cowardice when they saw him.

The elder sister smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry to make you laugh, but our contract seems to be two months away. Has it disturbed you recently?"

"Since you know it, keep your voice down." Min Duan yawned lazily, then turned to look at Fei Yang: "Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

"Ah? Yes, I'm getting ready to take a shower." Fei Yang glanced at the man stuck in the bathroom, hoping that he would be a little self-aware.

But the man turned a blind eye.

Min Duan glanced at it, and said to Fei Yang, "You take your washing things to my room."

"Yeah." Fei Yang was in a hurry to go to the bathroom, so he didn't care too much. He got into the bathroom and took out his toothbrush, mouthwash cup and other things, and followed into Min Duan's room.

He put the mouthwash cup on the sink, and when he was squeezing the toothpaste, for some reason, his eyes suddenly drifted to the black mouthwash cup next to him.

Fei Yang paused, then turned his gaze to his own light blue cup.

He bought it casually at the supermarket in front of him after he moved here. There was a small spiral sun drawn on it, and "Smile" was written next to it.

With such a sudden comparison, Fei Yang felt that he was very naive.

People who are awesome, the mouthwash cups they use are all awesome.

I am simply a kindergarten kid.

Glancing at his own cup with disgust, Fei Yang decided to ask Jiang Zheng to bring back a high-end cup from the supermarket later.

The appearance cannot be compared, and the facilities cannot be left behind.

When Fei Yang came out after washing, Min Duan was sitting at the computer desk and making a phone call.

Hearing the sound, he looked back and asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

Fei Yang shook his head, but remained silent.

"I'll hang up first, I'll talk about it later." Min Duan said to Yu Tianjiang on the other end of the phone.

"Ah? I haven't finished talking yet, the last time I asked you to find a training partner..."

Before the voice finished, Min Duan had already hung up the phone.

He raised his eyes lazily, caught a glimpse of Fei Yang who was standing at the door of the bathroom like a primary school student, and asked inexplicably, "What are you doing standing there?"

Fei Yang laughed twice: "I'm afraid I'll disturb your phone call."

"It's not urgent." Min Duan put his phone on the table, saw the black eyes under his eyes, and suddenly asked, "What time did you sleep yesterday?"

When Fei Yang was asked this question, the stupid thing he did in the middle of the night started to circle in his mind again.

He was a little guilty, but he still bite the bullet and replied: "I fell asleep as soon as I got back to my room."

"Really?" Min Duan laughed inexplicably, and repeated: "What time did you sleep?"

"..." Fei Yang was silent for a moment, then said, "Eleven o'clock."

"What time is it?"

"A little bit."

"..."

"What are you doing without sleeping in the middle of the night?" Min Duan frowned slightly.

Fei Yang felt that this person was as good as Fei Wen when he asked questions.

He touched his nose and said awkwardly, "Watch the live broadcast."

"Watching the female anchor?" Min Duan's brows that were originally slightly frowned suddenly tightened.

"No, no, no." Fei Yang was afraid that he might become a wretched child in the hearts of others, so he quickly confessed, "I'm watching a male anchor."

Min Duan: "..."

Slightly startled, Min Duan came to his senses and asked word by word: "Male anchor?"

Fei Yang was taken aback by his question.

This tone sounded like he had done something terribly wrong.

But he was right, didn't he just see a man in the middle of the night!

What's wrong with this guy?He even looked at Jiang Zheng's abs in the morning!

And he didn't even see his face, he only saw the game!

Although he was confident in his heart, but with Min Duan's aura here, Fei Yang always felt like he had done something wrong, and he lacked the confidence to speak: "I just watch people play games."

"Oh, which anchor?" Min Duan picked up the mobile phone on the table and opened the APP of Maoclaw Live.

"That's right, that mid laner played well, an anchor." Fei Yang squeezed out this sentence reluctantly.

Unexpectedly, Min Duan suddenly sneered and asked him, "Who's mid laner is better than me?"

Fei Yang: "..."

furious!So crazy!

He held back for a while, snorted unconvinced, and argued, "You don't understand him."

"Then let me understand," Min Duan also snorted softly, "Which mid laner is better than me, let me learn it?"

It sounds like I'm asking for advice.

Fei Yang faltered and hawed for a long time, but still refused to say: "Is this appropriate? What if your fans rush the live broadcast room..."

"Then I'm even more curious." Min Duan turned his head and raised an eyebrow at him: "Is there someone who deserves me to rush into the live broadcast room?"

Fei Yang: "..."

"Brother, aren't you a little too arrogant." His eyes were full of resentment, and he said awkwardly: "He is just an ordinary anchor, so it's not good to do this."

"Oh." Min Duan lazily leaned back in the gaming chair, his eyes swept over him: "Did you secretly watch the live broadcast of beautiful girls in the middle of the night, dare not say it, and fool me here?"

"How is it possible!" Fei Yang shook his head solemnly, and frantically denied, "If I saw it, I would definitely admit it, but I really didn't. I'm really learning mid lane skills!"

Not even the punctuation in this whole sentence is believable.

Min Duan didn't believe it at all.

He waved to Fei Yang, "Come here."

"What are you doing? Are you teasing a dog?" Fei Yang reluctantly took two steps forward.

Seeing his reluctance, Min Duan was suddenly a little unhappy.

He gave a soft "tsk" and asked, "Did I play well in the middle?"

"Okay, very good, very good." Fei Yang recalled it, perfunctory and extremely serious.

Cooperating with Min Duan was really smooth. He didn't even need to say anything, he knew that Fei Yang wanted to fight or arrest people later.

The pace of the strong.

"Then you go to watch other people play mid laner?" Min Duan narrowed his eyes unhappily.

What he said was quite reasonable, but Fei Yang didn't know how to refute it for a while.

He thought about it seriously for a while, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and said confidently: "Then you don't start the live broadcast either."

"?"

"If you start a live broadcast, do I need to watch others play in the middle?"

"..."

"it was all your fault."

"..."

Min Duan was silent for a long while, unexpectedly agreed with his statement, nodded and said: "OK, my fault."

When he heard that Min Duan had admitted his mistake, Fei Yang, who had been confident for the first two seconds, instantly stiffened his back.

It was as if the handsome killer was going to assassinate him from behind.

He cowardly took the pot back, lowered his head and said, "No, it's my fault."

Min Duan: "..."

"I just asked you who is the mid laner who played well, but your reaction is like I forced someone into prostitution." Min Duan smiled and said, "What? I can't even find a substitute for myself?"

Hearing the word "substitute", Fei Yang was taken aback, "Huh? Substitute for the game?"

"Probably." Min Duan said half-truthfully: "I didn't participate in the World Championship this time because I planned to retire. But the rookies of the second team are too obvious. The fort mage with long hands played well. But as soon as he takes the stab, the rhythm will be broken, so the club wants to recruit a kaleidoscope in the middle."

Fei Yang recalled the hero pool of his ex-boyfriend, and recognized the name "Middle Road Kaleidoscope".

He took the bait without thinking too much, and directly told the truth: "The anchor I watched is called Huajiao. According to my observation, he really deserves the title."

Hearing the word "huajiao", Min Duan was startled suddenly: "Huh?"

"Huajiao." Fei Yang thought he didn't hear clearly, and repeated solemnly.

Min Duan: "..."

At this moment, his mood is very complicated, and it is a bit hard to describe.

He asked incredulously, "Huajiao played better in the middle than me?"

Is the 0-6 Zhuge Liang yesterday a fake?

"This... is not comparable." Fei Yang said nonsense, also serious, "Everyone makes mistakes, it's normal."

Hearing this, Min Duan nodded thoughtfully, "It makes sense."

But what Fei Yang didn't know was that

When Huajiao started the live broadcast in the afternoon, he suddenly received a solo invitation from "EK.Moral".

It's not a big deal to watch the excitement on the barrage, and they all expressed

[If it's a man, pick it up!If you don't pick me up, I look down on you! 】

So Huajiao entered the room in a daze under the barrage of thousands of aggressive generals...

It was a blast hammer all afternoon.