Dressed as the Male Lead and His Uncle [Transmigration Book]

The time has entered November, half of the semester is over, and the university's midterm exams have officially kicked off.In order to cope with the upcoming exams, Xu Xu had to focus on his studies temporarily.

Xu Xu spent more than a week studying in Yingcheng's office while he had no classes. Tomorrow night is the last one. After the exam, he can rest.However, the teacher of the last class didn't give any emphasis. Xu Xu was holding a heavy professional book, reading it dazzled and dizzy.

There was only Xu Xu in the office. Ying Cheng said that his brother called him urgently and had to go back to the company. Anyway, he has no class today, so if he doesn't come, he won't come.

The mobile phone at hand was vibrating endlessly, all of which were messages from the group chat. Xu Xu struggled to read the book despite the harassment, and finally couldn't take it anymore. He picked up the phone and prepared to block the messages. What's crazy, chatting so happily.

Thinking about it this way, he still clicked in to read the news, but after seeing it, he was speechless - he was reviewing and reading books here, and the group of people in the Love Society were happily discussing double Eleven shopping strategy, do you still have empathy!

The members of the Love Society come from different grades and different majors, and the examination arrangements are naturally different. Some of the courses are easy and even do not have an exam. Just write a bad paper and hand it in to make up the number.Especially their President Lin, as a security researcher, this person would eat melons and watch dramas in the group when he had nothing to do, making the members who had reviewed to the point of death grit their teeth with hatred but could do nothing about it.

He was just about to turn off his phone, but a new message caught his attention: "[Lipstick Link] Sisters, do you have a carpool? It's super cheap, don't miss it when you pass by, and the pre-order will stop immediately!"

Xu Xu thought for a second, then replied: "How to spell it?"

"???"

"?????????"

"?????????????"

As soon as his message was sent out, the group chat interface was filled with question marks, and everyone's heads were full of question marks.

"Ke Ke, your account has been hacked?"

He replied: "I haven't been hacked, I just want to buy a lipstick."

After typing this sentence, he @ the girl who just sent the carpool link, and wanted to discuss this matter with her in detail, but he didn't know if the other party stopped checking his phone after sending the message, so he didn't respond for a long time.

She didn't respond, but the enthusiasm of others was very high: "Ke Ke, have you got a girlfriend?"

"Yes, yes, when it was handed in, why didn't you tell us!"

Regarding their suspicion, Xu Xu couldn't laugh or cry: "No, why do you think I have a girlfriend?"

"What kind of lipstick do you buy if you don't have a girlfriend? It's for girls and you don't need it."

"That's right, don't hide it from us, just tell us the truth, when did you get your girlfriend, is she pretty?"

Being questioned by a group of single boys, Xu Xu didn't know how to clarify, but other girls couldn't stand it and came out to hate others.

"I said, what do you steel straight men know? Who said that only girls can use lip balm! You can see clearly that this is lip balm for lip care. The weather is so dry now, so don't apply some lip balm to maintain your lips. , the mouth is going to burst and bleed!"

"Don't talk about buying a lipstick, even if it's a full set of skin care products, it's nothing. He can see that he has been carefully maintained. You should learn more from him and take care of yourself. Don't let your face face you all day long. With the loess on its back, no matter how handsome you are, you can't stand such a toss!"

"By the way, Ke Ke, when it comes to this, I haven't asked you. What skin care products do you usually use? When I put on makeup for you before, I thought your skin was very good, but I always forgot to ask you what you use."

The topic in front of him suddenly jumped from lipstick to his own skin care products. Xu Xu smiled wryly, and replied truthfully: "It's useless, I just put on some Haohao's baby cream after washing my face..." Haohao is a generous child, Every time he rubs incense on him, he will in turn rub a little on his own face, smiling and saying that the two of them want to smell the fragrance together.

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The group that was still active just now suddenly seemed to have been poured with a basin of cold water, and it became cold.

After a while, the new message from the girl who spoke first jumped out: "Damn, please give me the link! I want to see what kind of fetish this is. The skin care effect is better than the skin care products that are thousands of times older than mine. good!"

Below is a series of copy queues, and the others automatically enter the watching mode from the wall to see how Xu Xu can protect himself under the eyes of a group of girls.

Li Xu secretly yelled that it was not good, it seemed that this casual sentence aroused the competitiveness of these girls, what skin care products are so important to them!

He pondered for a while and typed: "Uh, I don't think you need to care about this so much. Whether your skin is good or not has nothing to do with skin care products. The most important thing is to stay up late, pay attention to your diet, and eat less greasy and spicy food. If you exercise more, your skin will be fine."

"Well, that's right."

Seeing that the girls didn't seem to be obsessed with this, Xu Xu breathed a sigh of relief, and added: "And I don't think this can be forced. It's normal for the skin condition to get worse and worse with age."

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Another burst of ellipsis swiped the screen, Xu Xu panicked, did he say something outrageous just now?Why are these people not reacting quite right?

It took a while before someone spoke: "Ke Ke, I believe you really don't have a girlfriend anymore."

"Ah? Why?" Li Ke was at a loss.

"Eh? Keke has a girlfriend? Who is it? What does it look like? Do we know each other?" At this time, the girl who sent the carpool link replied below.

The rightful lord finally appeared, and Xu Xu didn't dare to delay, so he directly provoked the conversation and said, "It's okay. Huihui, I want to share that car with you."

"Ah? That lipstick? Okay!" Huihui agreed without saying a word, "Then you can keep me private."

Xu Xu quit the group chat, found her from friends, and soon the two discussed the details of carpooling.

"That's fine, when the time comes, the things will be sent to me, and I will give them to you later."

"Well, thanks."

"Thank you." Huihui replied, "But why do you want to compete with me for this lipstick? Use it yourself or give it to your girlfriend?"

Seeing this, Xu Xu knew that she hadn't looked through the chat records, so he had to explain to her patiently: "No, I bought it for Haohao. The weather is dry recently, and his mouth is always chapped, and he doesn't like to drink water. I can only buy lip balm and put it on him."

"Oh oh oh oh! That's it. I saw that this lip balm is purely plant-derived, and it can be used by children. The evaluation is quite good."

"Yes." Xu Xu replied, in fact, he had been interested in this lip balm before, but recently he was so busy preparing for the mid-term exam that he was so dizzy that he forgot it, so he just saw it and got in the car today.

"Ke Ke, you are so kind to Haohao. You rush to buy him everything. Haohao is so happy. I want my mother to treat me like this."

She also posted a tearful cat head, Xu Xu smiled and typed: "Your mother must still love you in her heart. Let's not talk about it, I have an exam tomorrow night, so I will continue to study."

I wanted to wait for the other party to say goodbye before putting down the phone, but the next moment the other party sent something else: "Don't go, I haven't finished talking yet!"

"what?"

"You really don't have a girlfriend?"

Followed by a sinister expression, it seemed full of gossip, Xu Xu was speechless: "No."

"That's such a pity, Haohao doesn't have an aunt anymore."

Xu Xu looked at this sentence and thought to himself that although there is no female aunt, there can still be a male aunt.

Ying Cheng's virtuous face calling his husband suddenly appeared in his mind, and Xu Xu had goosebumps all over his body.

No male aunt, no male aunt!

He looked down at his phone, and another message came from the opposite side: "Then let me ask again... Well, does Teacher Ying have a girlfriend?"

"No." But he has a boyfriend.

"That's great, your news must be accurate!"

Even through words, Xu Xu could feel the other party's happiness, he was puzzled: "What's the matter?"

The other side didn't reply for a long time, Xu Xu thought for a while, and suddenly Fu Ruxin asked, "Do you like him?"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah"

The screams that filled the screen made Xu Xu's eyes hurt, but from this reaction, he felt that things were inseparable.

"I don't like it either..."

After sending this sentence on the other side, it was still showing that it was typing, and it took a long time for the next message to arrive: "I just have a slight crush...Mr. Ying is quite handsome, and he is also a very nice person haha..."

Xu Xu pinched his phone, how is the big boss?He is the biggest villain in this book. He has committed many evils and committed unforgivable crimes. Is it blind to have a good impression of him!

Another message came over there: "And it's not just me who has a good impression of the corresponding teacher. Many girls in our school like him, and they are rushing to take his class!"

Xu Xu recalled that there seemed to be a lot more people who came to the class in Yingcheng recently, and most of them were girls. During the class, the classroom was full of the smell of makeup.

It seems that more than one person is blind.

"That's it, don't say it, especially don't tell Teacher Ying!" Followed by an expression of clasping hands and begging.

Xu Xu took a deep breath and typed slowly: "Okay."

"Thanks, then I'll place an order, and I'll let you know if there's any news later."

"Ah."

Exiting the chat interface, Xu Xu put down the phone with a sullen face, opened the book and continued to review, but this time none of the printed words could enter his mind.

He closed the book with a snap and made a loud noise in the quiet room, thinking that this would make it a little quieter, but the green cover on the book made him even more irritable.

"Ahhhhh!" He hugged his head and screamed, "It's so annoying!"

"What's bothering you?"

A slightly smiling voice sounded in the room, Xu Xu suddenly raised his head, staring at the person who appeared suddenly.

Yingcheng closed the door behind him, smiled at him: "Who is bothering you? Huh? Are you reviewing? Is there something you don't know? Let me teach you."

The other party walked towards him with a smile, reaching for his book with his slender hand.

Just when the book was about to be taken away, Xu Xu woke up and said, "Why are you back?"

"Huh?" Ying Cheng lowered his head and flipped through the book, and replied casually, "I'll come back after the company's affairs are settled, I can't let my precious closed-door disciple worry alone—whether not?"

Xu stood up, grabbed his book and put it under his arm, and said firmly to him: "No, thank you."

After all, he turned and left.

Yingcheng was at a loss: "Where are you going?"

"library!"

In the next second, the door was slammed shut.

The author has something to say: Yingcheng: Huh?Am I doing something wrong?

Licensing: Hehe, you are right.

Yingcheng:?