Dressed as the Male Lead and His Uncle [Transmigration Book]

Xu wished he could bite his tongue off, what he said just now was a nonsense, he must have said the wrong thing, and now he was asked in front of him by a child if he liked him or not, how would he answer that!

"I..." Xu Xu hesitated and hesitated, but couldn't say the next few words.

Ask him if he likes the big boss, of course it is nonsense, this guy is the one he hates the most in the whole novel, how could he like it!

However, when the avatar in the novel turned into a real person and appeared in front of him and got along with him in a real and vivid way, the idea of ​​permission has faded a lot. As far as Ying Cheng is concerned, Xu Ke's impression of him is that he is an uncle who is very good to children, or an uncle who is very good to his children, so he can't hate him at all.

But if you don't hate it, it doesn't mean you like it!

"I..." Li Ke struggled again and again, and finally chose to answer in another way, "I don't hate him."

"Don't hate it?" Sisi tilted her head, as if she understood the meaning of the words, and then she smiled sweetly, "I know, Keke likes uncle!"

"No no!" Hearing this, Xu Xu became anxious, "I don't like him!"

The little girl didn't understand, her little face was full of confusion: "Huh? Don't like it? But didn't you say you don't hate uncle? Doesn't it mean you like it if you don't hate him?"

The license is at a loss, and there is no way to explain her words!

For children who are only three years old, it should be difficult to understand such feelings. For them, there is only a distinction between likes and dislikes, and there is no middle line.

Xu Xu racked his brains and didn't know how to explain it to her. In desperation, he turned to the other party to ask for help, but when he saw the smile on his face with folded arms, it seemed that he was completely out of the picture. At the beginning of the play, his state of mind completely changed in an instant!

No matter what time it is, you are still watching the fun, and you can say something to coax the child to die!

He hates this guy the most!

Xu stared at Yingcheng angrily.

Yingcheng felt the deep resentment conveyed in his eyes, raised the corner of his mouth and smiled at him, but still didn't express anything.

This is completely in the meaning of "please solve it by yourself, he has to watch the excitement to the end", Xu Xu gritted his teeth with hatred in his eyes, and scolded him more than 800 times in his heart.

"Ke Ke, do you like Uncle?" Sisi asked the question again, vowing not to give up until she achieved her goal.

Why are you so persistent?

Xu Xu was about to cry, but in the end, he simply broke the pot and shouted: "I like it!" If you have the ability, you will remain indifferent to the end and accept a man's kiss!

Sisi was relieved when she heard the answer, and smiled happily: "That's great, Keke likes uncle——Uncle is very good, can you hate him?"

Ying Cheng chuckled, and finally opened his mouth: "Well, I looked at the almanac before I went out today, and it said that I am lucky today, it seems that I am right."

Xu stared at him, what the hell, you're thinking of Tao Zi!

Lu Shihao, as the only person in the audience who was still concerned about the good night kiss, said at this time: "Ke Ke likes uncle, then Ke Ke can kiss uncle!"

Realizing again that the permission of the little nephew to eat inside and outside the property does not want to say anything, everyone is against him, wronged.

Sisi urged him: "Kiss uncle quickly, so that uncle can kiss Sisi~"

Xu Xu is still struggling: "Sisi, I can't kiss your uncle..."

"Why?" Sisi blinked, "You said adults can only kiss people they like."

"That's what I said, but..." Li Ke is very powerless, why should he be impulsive, even if he is angry with others, he can't make fun of his first kiss.

Ying Cheng seemed to have finally realized his conscience, or maybe he didn't want to be kissed by a man, anyway, he opened his mouth to help him out: "Sisi, what Keke means is that you can only kiss if you like it enough to get married like your parents. "

Sisi suddenly realized, and said the conclusion she understood: "Oh! It turns out that the reason why you can't kiss uncle is because you are not married!"

"puff!"

Xu Xu knelt down, what kind of epic comprehension ability is this, it is too strong, the child's imagination is indeed wider than the universe, he lost.

Although he was very opposed to this statement, seeing that the little girl wanted to let go, he struck while the iron was hot: "Yes, that's it, so I can't kiss your uncle."

Sisi said innocently: "Then you can just get married!"

Hey, this question is going too far, it's too strenuous to marry someone just for a good night kiss!

Ying Cheng smiled as usual and asked, "Does Si want me to marry Ke Ke?"

"Think~" Sisi immediately nodded vigorously.

"I don't want to!" came the objector of the marriage.

Everyone looked at Lu Shihao.

Lu Shihao said seriously: "Can't you marry my uncle!"

"Oh? Why?" Yingcheng asked with interest.

"Because Keke wants to marry me!" Lu Shihao said eloquently.

"Huh?" Xu Xu was dumbfounded, what kind of god is this unfolding, when did he become so popular?

Lu Shihao continued to say seriously: "Mom said that once you get married, you can be together forever, so Keke can be with me forever!"

The little child doesn't understand how deviant what he said is out of common sense. He just expresses his wish with his own understanding, full of expectations.

If it was normal, Xu Xu would definitely be amused by such childish words, but at this time, not only could he not laugh, he even wanted to cry a little. This child really likes him and relies on him very much.

Xu Xu's heart softened suddenly, facing the little guy's heartless smile, he raised his hand and rubbed his head, saying: "Little idiot, even if we don't get married, we will always be together."

"Really?" The little guy was surprised.

"Really." Li Ke assured him.

The little guy smiled happily, his smile was very bright: "That's great, then I won't marry Ke Ke, I will marry Si Si!"

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Xu Xu was confused, what the hell?You scumbag changed your mind too quickly!

Lu Shihao turned to Sisi and said, "Sisi, if we get married, we can always play together~"

"Okay~" Sisi nodded without thinking, "Then let's get married."

Xu Xu gradually regained his cracked expression, the previous emotion was gone, and there was only one thought in his mind: such a young girl will be in love for life, he deserves to be an official match!

Ying Cheng read their agreement with a smile, and then said: "You can get married if you want, but you are still young, you have to wait until you grow up."

"How big is that?" the two children asked anxiously.

Ying Cheng glanced at Xu Xu, and said, "You have to be as old as me and Ke Ke."

"Oh~" Lu Shihao nodded, then turned to Xu Xu, "Ke Ke, I won't marry you anymore, you should marry uncle!"

Xu slapped him on the forehead, gritted his teeth and said, "Thank you, I'm not getting married!"

"Huh?" Lu Shihao became anxious when he heard that, "How can you not get married? If you don't get married, wouldn't you be unable to kiss your uncle?"

Xu Xu tried his best to restrain his irritability: "Why do I have to kiss him?!"

"Because you kissed uncle, uncle can kiss Sisi!" Lu Shihao said straightforwardly, "Otherwise Sisi wouldn't be able to have very happy dreams at night!"

You really have a heart that can't stop!

Xu clutched his head, he had a headache, it really hurt, I beg some god to take these two brats away!

God is here!

Yingcheng probably finally decided to end this farce, so he clapped his hands to draw everyone's attention to himself, and said with a smile: "Actually, if you want Sisi to have a very happy dream at night, there is still some way to do it." There is another way."

"What?" Xu Xu was the most impatient.

Glancing at him with a smile, Yingcheng didn't hold back, and announced the answer directly: "Anyway, they are acting relatives, let Keke kiss Haohao, Haohao, no matter how close you are, it will be the same."

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Xu Xu was immediately refreshed, and finally found a solution!

But when he looked at Yingcheng, he still had some complaints. If there is a solution, he would not say it sooner. Isn't it interesting to see him being played around by two little ghosts?But when it comes to the other party's narrow eyebrows, the consent is confirmed, and it must be really interesting.

He was sure that the other party had thought of this method early on, but he just kept watching the show without saying anything.

This big boss is too funny!

At the same time, he was also reflecting on why he hadn't thought of such a simple and practical solution. In the end, he attributed the reason to staying with children for a long time, and his IQ had dropped to the same level as them.

Xu was very annoyed, but now that he had found a solution, he decisively snapped off his little nephew's head, touched his cheek roughly with his lips, and said, "Okay, you can go to Sissi instead of me!"

"But I've already kissed Sisi!" The little guy still has his own principles.

"Kiss again!" Xu Xu's tone was firm.

"Okay." The little guy reluctantly agreed.

Si Siyang waited for him to kiss with a small face.

The little guy leaned over and gave her a quick slap, but this time he didn't see any reluctance.

"Thank you Haohao, Keke, Sisi will have a very happy dream at night~" Sisi held her small face and smiled happily.

Xu Xu finally breathed a sigh of relief, it was finally done, exhausted physically and mentally.

In order to avoid long nights and dreams, Xu Xu decided to go for the best, so he said: "Okay, okay, I have a good night kiss, let's go back to our respective houses and go to sleep."

As he spoke, he carried his little nephew off the safety seat, then carried Sisi up again, and fastened the seat belt.

He took Lu Shihao out of the car, and Sisi waved goodbye to them: "Haohao, Keke, goodbye~"

"Goodbye Sisi, goodbye uncle!" Lu Shihao also waved his little hand quickly.

Xu Xu just looked at Sisi and said goodbye: "Well, goodbye Sisi."

"Huh?" Ying Cheng raised his eyebrows, "Why didn't you say goodbye to me?"

Xu turned his face away, and snorted heavily, who knows you, you're so nasty!

"Let's go!" Xu Xu closed the car door, dragged his little nephew into the corridor.

Seeing the large and small figures disappear at the entrance of the corridor, Ying Cheng let out a muffled laugh.

It seems to have offended someone, so let's find a chance to make amends.