Pretending to be a rival in love variety shows

[It's started! 】

【Mom Lu Guang loves you! ! ! ! 】

【husband! ! ! 】

[Gu Fangye [heart] [heart] [heart]]

[Show me off? Come on! 】

The barrage started to pop up, and Lu Guang and Gu Fangye set up a pad in front of them to show them the barrage, with subtitles flying across it, flowers blooming, and yachts all over the place.

Neither of them had broadcast live before, so they were shocked by this grand occasion for a while.

In the end, Lu Guang spoke first, waving his hands cutely at the camera?, and said, "Hi, everyone."

Barrage [-] piece [awsl] [too cute] [! ! ! ! ! 】【Lu Guang's mother/sister loves you! ]【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,baby, is she so cute that she faints! 】

Lu Guang watched the barrage seriously, and said seriously, "Thank you for liking me."

He pursed his lips, a little embarrassed.

Another piece of barrage flashed quickly.

The onomatopoeia of ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lu Guang's sharp eyes caught the mention of Gu Fangye. He raised his head to look at the director's expectant eyes, and awkwardly took on the role of host. Holding Gu Fangye pointing to his side with both hands, he introduced to the barrage audience: : "This is Gu Fangye, do you know him? Brother Gu, let's say hello to everyone."

Gu Fangye leaned closer to the camera slightly, and smiled lightly: "Hi everyone, I am Gu Fangye."

The barrage is full of ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but? So handsome, husband, brother.

The choreographer held a cardboard behind the camera, and the huge word "chat" on the cardboard reminded Lu Guang and Gu Fangye to interact with the barrage.

Lu Guang no longer struggled with the address, and slowly said according to what the editor and director taught him before: "I want to chat with you all in this live broadcast today, and then, if you have any interesting questions, you can ask..."

Gu Fangye interjected: "You can ask whatever you want, we? We are not responsible for answering all of them."

Lu Guang: "Yeah, I won't say anything about spoilers, and if you want to ask who you like and who doesn't, you won't say..."

Barrage asked: [Then what can you say? 】

Lu Guang was stopped by the question.

Seeing him stunned, Gu Fangye came out to make a rescue: "You can ask us what we like to eat and drink."

The barrage first swiped a piece of hahahaha, and then started to ask questions very cooperatively.

Gu Fangye calmly raised the yogurt bottle: "We usually like to drink this, and we always keep it in the refrigerator. You should have seen it in the show."

Barrage: [Brother Chen Boyun really likes to drink, I? See he drinks it often, but? I haven't seen you drink it. 】

[Brother Gu, have a drink!Brother Gu, have a drink! 】

Gu Fangye smiled and unscrewed the cap of the yogurt bottle: "Then I'll show you how to drink it."

He raised his head and took a sip.

Close your eyes and pretend to savor it carefully for a moment, then swallow it.

Gu Fangye opened his eyes, raised his eyebrows slightly, and smiled: "The taste is really good, I recommend buying, there should be a link in the live broadcast room, I? I don't know which corner, anyway, the staff said there would be, it seems There are discounts, I? I don’t know what discounts are available, so everyone just watch and buy.”

The barrage laughed like crazy.

[The most perfunctory selling blogger in history! 】

[Nonsense, how can I be perfunctory, acting, he is serious! 】

[Lu Guang also drinks duck!Want to see and drink. 】

[Drink the same bottle as Gu Gou, hurry up! 】

Gu Fangye scanned the word "Gu Gou", and the corners of his eyes twitched almost invisibly.

How can there be such a title? !

Naturally, Lu Guang wouldn't drink a bottle with Gu Fangye. He took a new bottle from the staff off camera, and introduced: "Brother Gu just drank a lime flavor, me? This is Grapefruit flavor, you can choose your favorite flavor to buy."

Lu Guang took a sip of the grapefruit flavor...unable to hold back, his brows frowned.

He explained embarrassingly: "I? I don't like grapefruit very much, so I? I'm a little... not used to the taste."

It's not a big deal to watch the excitement on the barrage.

[Then try limes, Brother Gu has them on hand. 】

【I? I also like limes. If my brother drank it, it would be sweeter! 】

【I? Why don't you exchange and taste? Next? Gu Gou, don't you want to try the grapefruit flavor? Hehehehe. 】

Gu Fangye: "..."

I really wanted to try it, but? What is the name?

A staff member who was observing the situation of the barrage next to him wrote a note to Gu Fangye, telling him not to pay attention to the bad barrage, just pretend he didn't see it?

Lu Guang said: "I? I've drank lime flavor before. I don't know if the program group has released it. I like it very much. Brother Bo Yun often goes to get it together."

He picked out other questions in the barrage and changed the topic: "Does Chen Boyun drink yogurt to grow taller? Hahaha I don't know, maybe he just likes to drink it, but Brother Boyun does have a little bit of resentment towards his height .Actually, I also think that I'm not tall enough, and I want to grow taller. Maybe I have a little bit of this idea because I like to drink yogurt."

Gu Fangye said: "You are tall enough."

Lu Guang retorted: "I? Didn't I say that it's not enough for me as a model."

Gu Fangye also said: "I? I also said that your height is just right for an actor."

Lu Guang muttered: "But I'm not sure I can act well. Acting is not an easy task, and no one asks me to act."

Gu Fangye also wanted to say that, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a bullet screen flashing——

[Little couple bickering is so cute!Today is also a day of knocking!Light up szd! 】

The corner of Gu Fangye's mouth couldn't help but twitched, thinking that some of the audience were quite discerning.

Lu Guang said: "By the way, I've always wanted to ask, what do s, z, d mean? I've seen it several times."

Barrage: [It's true! 】

[The initials of "It's true". 】

Lu Guang suddenly realized.

He continued to humbly ask for advice: "Then what does 'shine' mean, what does it mean to shine and bloom?"

The barrage was eerily silent for a moment.

Then someone boldly said [It means Gu Fangye x Lu Guang!Gu Fangye's Fang and Lu Guang's Light!Shine cpszd! 】

Lu Guang was taken aback for a moment.

He glanced at Gu Fangye and whispered, "Don't talk nonsense, everyone? Oh."

Danmaku quickly said that it was just a joke, and felt that they had a good relationship and were good friends.

Lu Guang smiled and said, "Yes, Brother Gu takes good care of me."

There was a barrage asking [Is Brother Gu really afraid of dogs? 】

Gu Fangye said, "It's not that I'm afraid, it's just that I don't like it."

Barrage:

[...? ? 】

[Did Brother Gu not watch the show? ? 】

【Hahahahahaha Gu Ge was so scared by the egg dumpling? The animation of his buttocks sitting on the ground is now one of my WeChat emoticons?! 】

Gu Fangye suddenly raised his head and looked at the director.

He discussed this issue with the editor and director, and tried to minimize and hide this part of the content during post-production. He didn't want others to know that he was afraid of dogs.

The director clasped his hands together, and then wrote a few large characters on the cardboard: "Mr. Wang said everything? Everything is for the popularity!"

Gu Fangye: "..."

He wanted to kill Wang Jiasheng again.

If it weren't for many years of brothers.

Gu Fangye cleared his throat and said, "Well, indeed, when a dog approaches me, I will experience a kind of physiological discomfort. In fact, I am not afraid of dogs subjectively and intellectually, but ?I can't control my subconscious instinct. As for why this happened...well, my mother said that when I was very young, I encountered stray dogs biting people and was chased by dogs. Maybe it was because of this? root cause, but I actually don't remember any of it."

【Does Xiao Luguang like dog hooks very much? 】

【inevitable!Xiao Luguang himself is a big dog hook! 】

Lu Guang said: "Yeah, I like it, dogs, cats, and parrots are also very cute! I just wonder if I can teach the big cat and the little tiger two new words before the end of the recording?"

Gu Fangye said: "Me? Seeing that the two parrots are not very bright, I'm afraid it's too much."

Lu Guang said with a smile: "Not sure, anything is possible. Now, ah, it's four or fifteen, have you had lunch yet? In fact, eating some chocolate when you're hungry will make you feel fuller." Oh, and the sweetness will make people feel good. This chocolate is sweet but not greasy, there should be a link on the screen, if you are interested, you can buy it and taste it.”

Lu Guang lowered his head and took off a piece, broke it apart, and gave half of it to Gu Fangye: "We haven't actually had a serious meal yet, so let's eat some chocolate pads first."

Gu Fangye took it, with a happy smile on his brows and eyes: "Yeah."

【Grass, Gu Fangye, why is he so sullen all of a sudden. 】

【This is the power of love! ! ! !It's just half a piece of chocolate, Gu Ge's whole aura is instantly different! 】

Lu Guang gnawed on the chocolate and looked at the exaggerated words in the barrage, and quietly glanced at Gu Fangye, feeling that it was no different from usual.

[Xiaolu is such a lovely wife. 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what should I do if I scare you away! 】

Lu Guang pretended not to see it, and continued to promote within a limited time: "It's winter, and if you turn on the air conditioner indoors, your skin will be particularly dry, right? Girls, you must take good care of your skin, um...boys take care of it." It can also be used for maintenance, this cream is very good, let me try it for everyone? Ha.”

Lu Guang unscrewed the painted hand?

The barrage said [Shouldn't face cream be applied to the face? 】

Lu Guang: "Oh? Yes!"

He turned to painting his face.

Then he put his face in front of the screen: "I don't know if everyone can see it, the effect is good."

Gu Fangye looked at the close-up of Lu Guang on the screen, a blurred and gentle patch of pale color.

He said, "Okay, let's move on to the next item."

Lu Guang sat back and held up the lipstick in his hand in a bit of embarrassment: "This... let's not try it?"

Barrage: [How can I not try, I must try! 】

Lu Guang whispered: "I? When I saw the list, I felt that the staff made a mistake. How can we let us push the lipstick? We should let Sister Minshu and the others push it?"

Gu Fangye stared at the seemingly endless row after row of "try" in the bullet screen, and suddenly a certain evil interest arose in his heart: "The audience is eagerly requesting, so why don't you try it?"

Lu Guang: "Huh?"

Gu Fangye picked up the lipstick from his hand and said, "I? Help you apply it. Close your eyes and use it as lipstick."

Lu Guang: "...how can it be used as lipstick, it's not the same at all? Is the same good?"

The voice became smaller and smaller, because Gu Fangye got closer.

Unscrew the lipstick, the cold creamy texture is on the lips, and wipe it slowly and repeatedly.A slightly sweet candy smell.

Lu Guang's eyes were full of Gu Fangye's serious expression.

He opened his eyes and let Gu Fangye finish painting, then pursed his lower lip awkwardly, with the mentality of showing off after all the painting, and leaned in front of the camera again to show the audience.

"This lipstick is matte, bean paste color, orange, it is very suitable for daily life - I? Is that right?"

The barrage hahahaha, said no, said he was right.

Lu Guang said: "So everyone can buy it if they like it. Actually, I looked at it and it's really pretty."

The barrage couldn't help it: [Is Xiaolu going to open the door to a new world? 】

Lu Guang shook his head again and again: "My ideal is to be a tough guy, the cool kind, do you know that my Weibo name is Lu Guang and Hai, because I really like Hemingway's "The Old Man" With the Sea."

[Lu Guang, a tough guy.These two words don’t go well together_(:з」∠)_]

[No matter what ideal mother is, I will support you!My only wish is never to train tough guy muscles, please! 】

[Tough guy muscle 23333, totally unimaginable. 】

Lu Guang searched for tissues everywhere, and the staff handed him a pack of handkerchiefs. He ended up pouring some mineral water on it, and roughly wiped off his lipstick.

The topic of the barrage changed immediately, and he was told hoarsely to use makeup remover, as hard rubbing would affect the condition of the lips.

The road lighted three times? Five and two were wiped clean, and he smiled cheerfully: "It's okay!"

He looked at the director and asked generously, "What is the next process?"

Gu Fangye replied for the director: "No more, the time is almost up."

Lu Guang stared at the pad screen, reluctantly: "Can't we chat for a while longer?"

The director said: "Yes."

Lu Guang then pulled the chair closer: "Then let's chat, just now? We've been talking all the time, so I didn't really see what you were talking about."

【Are you in the glass greenhouse?Is it the greenhouse where Lu Guang gave Brother Gu little sunflowers with baby's breath? 】

Lu Guang subconsciously turned around and looked around, nodded and said, "Yes."

【Is Little Sunflower okay? 】

Gu Fangye said: "It's been half a month, guess if it's good or not."

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

[Although flowers wither, love (strike out) and friendship last forever! 】

Gu Fangye said with a smile: "Well, next time, I will send some soil, live ones, evergreen ones."

【Mom, it's really true to shine light! 】

Lu Guang and the others ended the live broadcast, almost 10 minutes past the time limit.

They are also the most popular among the four live broadcast rooms. There are many people and a lot of nonsense. Apart from the mother and husband screaming, CP also has a high sense of presence. However, the live broadcast was successfully completed, and the linked products were basically sold out. Gu Fang The performances of Ye and Lu Guang are also very good, and the interaction is natural, but it will not make people take those weird words? Seriously.

At half past one, everyone had a decent lunch.

However, the quality of lunch is good, and it is a Japanese set meal provided by Bailu Villa.

During the meal, the camera was on, and the director was talking about the next recording process.

"The next week, we? Let's call this week 'Date Mess' week. Everyone has to go on a date with a different person of the opposite sex. If you don't get along, don't understand, don't try, how will you know that the other person is not you? Which one do you like? The date order will be determined by lottery. Please present the lottery to the staff!"

Lu Guang heard Gu Fangye sigh slightly.

He comforted: "This lottery is mainly to determine the order. According to the director, every opposite sex has to date, so the lottery won't affect anything too much, you don't have to worry."

Gu Fangye let out a "huh".

Although he was not worried about this at all, he sighed that such an arrangement made him unable to act together with Lu Guang.

It took almost an hour to draw lots while eating and chatting, and the order was arranged.

In the afternoon, a new, huge poster was pasted on the mobile blackboard instead of the original "information that can be made public" poster.

It is the group list and the date of appointment, which are clear at a glance, so clear that there is no romance at all, full of a sense of mission.

"The recording will officially start tomorrow." Gu Fangye went downstairs, found the director, and asked, "Can I go out tonight? I'll be back before twelve o'clock."

The director asked him where he was going.

Gu Fangye said: "There is something wrong, don't worry, it won't affect the program recording."

The director was helpless: "Anyway, I can't stop you."

Gu Fangye smiled and said, "Lu Guang also follow me?"

Wang Jiasheng invited Leslie out, and Gu Fangye decided to take Lu Guang to "encounter".

Gu Fangye's mother once said that Gu Fangye was sometimes decisive to the point of recklessness. Gu Fangye felt that what his mother said was right, but? He felt that he was fine like this.

In the past, he was unwilling to explore Lu Guang's real appearance because he believed in Wang Jiasheng more than Lu Guang, and was afraid that his illusion would be broken.

Now he wanted to find out the truth because he began to believe that Lu Guang he saw with his own eyes was more than what Wang Jiasheng heard from others.

The director said: "Go early and return early."

Gu Fangye got approval, so he went upstairs and knocked on Lu Guang's door: "Lu Guang, I? I'll take you out to play."

Lu Guang came running to open the door, stuck out his head: "Going out to play?"

Gu Fangye smiled: "You have never played much since you came to City B, have you? How about taking you to listen to cross talk."

Lu Guang said happily: "Okay!"

"Then have roast duck for dinner."

Lu Guang: "Okay, okay."

Gu Fangye: "Then go and change quickly."

Lu Guang: "Yeah, yeah."

After 10 minutes, he came out wrapped in the brown-yellow down jacket with a fascinating hue.

Gu Fangye: "...do you only have this coat?"

Lu Guang shrank his head and whispered, "Yes."

Gu Fangye said, "Then I'll take you to buy clothes first."

Lu Guang: "Me? I have enough clothes, no need to buy new—"

Gu Fangye interrupted him, and said sternly: "Remember, I? I'm not buying you new clothes, I? It's to satisfy me? Dressing up Barbie dolls, you are my Barbie doll, understand?"

Lu Guang: "...I'm a boy."

Gu Fangye was serious: "Then...Prince Barbie! How about it, is it okay?"

Lu Guang: "..."

It's not like it's possible!

Gu Fangye didn't give him a chance to refute, and pushed his shoulders down the stairs: "Let's go, let's go, it's getting late, we still have a lot to do."

Lu Guang's face burned for no reason.

Xiaohu twittered: "Honey! Hello!"

The big cat has an ending sound for it: "Ah!"

The author has something to say:

happy new year~

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