Qi Yu looked at Xu Qian, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and he said mysteriously, "You...are not from this era. You have traveled from the past, a human being in the 21st century."

Hearing this, Xu Qian's pupils shrank sharply, and even her breathing became a little lighter.

She looked at Qi Yu in disbelief, immediately took out a fruit knife from her bosom, pointed it at Qi Yu's neck, and asked sharply: "Did you abduct me to this so-called future era?!"

Qi Yu's eyes rolled as the cold fruit knife was held against his neck.

This doesn't fit the routine, does it?

[Host, do you think everyone will follow your tricks? 】The system is a little gloating, the host is down.

"Silly dog ​​husky, you dare to laugh at me, let me tell you, you are finished."

[Host, I didn't, it wasn't me, I downloaded it. 】

The system denied the three consecutive attempts, and then logged off very sincerely.

Qi Yu snorted coldly, and then negotiated with the heroine who was on the verge of collapse: "Miss sister, don't get excited, let me take my time."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"

Qi Yu: "..." Women are big pigs!

"Hurry up and send me back, woo woo woo." Xu Qian burst into tears as she spoke.

"Hey, little sister, you can cry, don't hurt me, if you kill me, you will never go back." Qi Yu looked at the fruit stuck to his throat Knife, feeling very hopeless.

You are a heroine, and you collapse like this, are you ashamed to be the heroine?

[Host, Xu Qian has encountered too many things in this world alone, she is only a college student. 】

"I'm just a child, I'm only 17 years old now." Qi Yu complained silently.

[…] Host, are you ashamed to say that you are a child?The old goblin who has lived for countless tens of thousands of years is gone.

"Won't you say go offline? Why are you still here? Is it true that you haven't been smoked by me for too long?" Qi Yu was angry.

The system trembled and went offline in a hurry.

Xu Qian calmed down when she heard Qi Yu's words, but she still did not put down the knife on Qi Yu's neck: "Say, why did you abduct me to this place."

Qi Yu spread his hands, expressing his helplessness: "I really didn't bring you here."

"Who is that?"

"I don't know." Qi Yu pouted, you have to ask the author about this, he left the book unfinished, and didn't fill in the pits that should be filled.

"Then how do you know that I came here through time travel?" Xu Qian expressed her disbelief in Qi Yu.

Finally waited for this line!

Qi Yu sighed, and the old god said, "That's because I'm actually a god!"

"Pfft." Xu Qian was amused by Qi Yu's appearance, he was obviously a 17-year-old kid who didn't even have full hair, and told her that he was a god.

I think it's neurosis.

"You don't believe me?" Qi Yu frowned slightly.

"I believe you." Damn, you little brat is very bad.

"Hurry up and tell the truth, why did you bring me here?" Xu Qian snapped, "Don't talk about it with me, or I will let you go to heaven."

"I really didn't lie to you." Qi Yu was very helpless, he raised his hand, don't you believe me?

Xu Qian was taken aback, and looked towards Qi Yu's hand, a fruit knife appeared in Qi Yu's hand.

Hey, why does this fruit knife look so familiar?

Xu Qian was taken aback, and found that the fruit knife on Qi Yu's neck had disappeared, and appeared in Qi Yu's hand.

Xu Qian: "????"

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