[Comprehensive] plagiarism

Chapter 64 Facing summer homework, either endure or be cruel!

"My surname is Geng, and I am called Zi. I am currently studying in Class [-], Class [-], No. [-] Primary School Affiliated to S University. There are nine people in my family. They are myself, my twin brother Geng Ye, and my three cousins, Ku Luo. Luo, Yiermi, Hisoka, and my three cousins ​​Tom, Shasheng, and Baizai, I also have a cousin Lanran, and there are three floating people in my family, they are Su Mei BOSS, if Ye Tianzi and Empress Doom."

Find the above sentence familiar?Have you seen Chibi Maruko?Remember the first episode?You will find out the truth.

At this time, Dasheng was sitting on the rosewood desk he spent a lot of money on, thinking hard about his Chinese composition assignment called "My Family", and the result of his half-hour sitting was only The above is a piece of plagiarism.

Then?

Then I continued to make up: "My brothers and I are about the same age, we are in the same school, grade, class, and even the front and back seats. My eldest cousin Tom is in politics in the UK, and my second cousin Sasang is an actor , my third cousin Bai Zai is still working as an old man, and my cousin is engaged in work related to maintaining law and order. Boss Su Mei is in business. The occupation of Tianzi Ruoye is the emperor, and the job of Empress Momo is, Uh, eating and drinking? Or the queen..."

As soon as the limit of [-] words was passed, Dasheng's Chinese teacher, who had given this composition topic, knelt down.Damn it, elementary school students are living such a swollen and fiery life!

Does something like "my family" need to be written, um, does it need to be? !Is it fun to write a piece of shit that's basically bullshit, um, is it fun? ! !In the end, I have to compare who can let the teacher read this kind of nonsense to the whole class. What is the meaning of it, um, what is it? ! ! !

"Why don't you reflect on yourself?" Mrs. Ku Luoluo leaned against the door railing, put her hands in her pockets, and looked at Dasheng with a half-smile, "Such a simple composition that only requires five hundred words, you But it still needs to be so sad, my God..."

"It turned out to be masturbating four times~" Teacher Dasheng also tried to make fun of it, although they were making fun of something completely different.

After two beeps, Kuroro pressed the recording stop button on the phone hidden in his trouser pocket.Smiling, with affectionate eyes and a sly mouth that betrayed his true nature, he said: "I'll give this to 'Cousin Tom' in due course."

At that moment, Mr. Dasheng just wanted to raise his middle finger to Kuroro in a dense manner. If he had to give a commentary to this middle finger, he would say, you boy, eat mine and live in mine. You still used me for entertainment during the years, and in the end you still wanted to report me to my horse. You don't want to continue messing around in this family, do you? !

Hmph, when Shasheng comes back later, I will act preemptively and report you in front of him~╭(╯^╰)╮1 minute later...

Is OTZ really depraved? I'm used to pretending to be tender, and I can't be blamed for the crooked trend of making small reports!

Kuroro left after laughing at Dasheng for the purpose of entertaining himself. This kind of activity is his daily compulsory course, and it has reached the point where he will feel uncomfortable if he does not do it for a day.

He did not deny that he was taking revenge, because when Dasheng learned that he had to pretend to be an ordinary elementary school student to go to school, Dasheng used a trick to force him to accompany him.Being forced to go to school is not the point, but the point is that he would be deceived by Dasheng, who is very stupid from the beginning, can you imagine?And it was a success!No matter how he came back from playing, he felt that it was not enough.

As for why he didn't just kill Dasheng who got in the way... yeah, why didn't he ever consider this option?

Kuroro started to face the most serious problem after he came to this world. As the leader of a bandit group, he lacked the sense of right and wrong since he was a child. He hated others threatening him the most. Why would he treat such a weak existence as Dasheng softly? Woolen cloth?Although it is indeed worth studying that the ability to think can't work on him, he actually didn't really study it carefully... Why is this?

Probably, if you don’t want to, you just don’t want to, there is no special reason.Kuroro hammered out the final reason for wantonness.

Dasheng stayed where he was, and began to resign himself to his fate. He took out the summer homework list that Tom had made for him at the beginning of this summer vacation, and checked what was in his remaining summer homework. He decided to put the most stupid " My Family" is saved for the last.

result……

In this world, there are even more idiotic assignments than "My Family"!

[-]-word composition, "My Classmates".

I wiped it!In other words, labor and capital have been writing homework for so many years, why don't they see the teacher or the school organizes an anniversary celebration or something, such as writing forty to get twenty, writing two to get one free, choosing two to be free of writing or something.

Of course, going to school can't be like shopping discounts, so no matter how stupid Teacher Dasheng's summer homework is, he still has to complete it.

"I study in the fifth-year class of the No. 25 Primary School attached to S University, referred to as the No. [-] Primary School. There are [-] students in our class. They are my twin brother Geng Ye, my three cousins ​​Ku Luoluo, Yi Ermi And Hisoka..." When writing here, Dasheng stopped writing and said, whoever dares to say that this is the first composition I plagiarized, I will be in a hurry with whom, labor and management are inspired by inspiration, do you understand!Stupid human beings will never see the words behind my concise words!

So, after venting, the composition continued.

"... My classmates also include my neighbor Xiaoxin on the left, Xiaoxin's good friends Kazama, Nini, Duan, Xiaoai, my neighbor Nobita who lives on the right, Nobita's friends Jingyi, Fat Tiger, Xiaofu , Yingcai, and our neighbor Maruko who lives opposite our house, Maruko's friends Xiaoyu, Hanawa, Nianzi, and Hanako."

At this point, Dasheng stopped writing again, because he had already listed all the fates of his class.By the way, is five hundred words enough?Forget it, I know, it doesn't look like enough. →_→ "Want to help?" Yier Misao Nian with long black hair passed by calmly.

After Dasheng compared with the other party for a while whose eyes were bigger, darker and weirder, he waved his hand and said, "Tommy has confiscated all my pocket money for this month, and I have to report it when I go out to buy a popsicle." I can't afford to hire you when the boss approves. However," Teacher Dasheng changed the subject, "If you accept credit business..."

"Yes." Yier Misao Nian nodded resolutely, and then stretched out his hand, "But please pay off your last credit first."

=口=Hundan, how can you solve my little calculation that I don't intend to pay back so quickly, how can I fix it!The warrior Dasheng poured his hatred on the table, and decided to die and never face this bleak life again.

Yi Ermi was not confused by foreign objects, and said in a calm voice: "It's useless to pretend to be dead. I advise you to pay back the money as soon as possible, otherwise the next time I need to do something to prepare to pay back the money, I will pay you back." , the money you owe will be compounded into a number that you will definitely feel very distressed about, and I will not be relentless."

Teacher Dasheng gave Yi Ermi a middle finger as an answer.

Yi Ermi tilted her head, what does this... mean?Shrugging his shoulders, forget it, a certain young master who is only open to seeing money sees that there is no money to make, so he turns around and goes downstairs to continue to find business opportunities.Although after he came to this world, he did not forget his old job as an assassin, and after five years of hard work in the underground world, the surname of beating enemies has a tendency to be carried forward again, but he still feels that he can Earning a little more is a little bit.

This is also the reason why Yier fans have been living in Dasheng's house and are willing to exist as Dasheng's cousin - everything in Dasheng's house is free, and they will make a lot of extra money from time to time.As for going to school, Young Master Yiermi regards it as an inevitable price to pay for living in Dasheng's house. By the way, it can also help him conceal his identity.

Dasheng lowered his head dejectedly, took out his summer homework list, and looked down carefully to see what else was easier to complete.

Recite ten Tang poems.This is easy, come at your fingertips, skip it.

Persist in practicing one piece of soft pen and large characters every day.How many days have passed since summer vacation?Not much, but only 55 days, ha, ha, son, please take me away/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Animal and plant observation log. ==What is this?Forget it, when the time comes to fill this exercise book with Garfield's sphere in one day, this can be skipped, anyway, people all over the world know that the famous cat of the Dasheng family, Mr. Garfield, has never changed its pattern. Weight and hobbies; [-] fractions multiplication and division arithmetic.Wait a while to copy the leaves~;

Test paper analysis plus parents' signature... By the way, where did my final exam paper go?

Read aloud the entire English text... In this way, where is my textbook?

Proficiency in playing Ode to Joy = So, where is my clarinet?

What the hell is this, fall!

"Yo~" The red-haired Hisoka suddenly appeared from the window facing Dasheng's desk, smiling and narrowing his golden eyes, "What are you doing?"

You should never imagine that you can guess the abnormal psychological changes. BY: Dasheng.

Just like five years ago, on the second day when everyone thought Hisoka would definitely not be able to find Dasheng's house, he walked into the house from the backyard with a satisfied expression after a full meal and covered in blood; When Hisoka would definitely not participate in collective action (going to school), he carried his schoolbag with excitement and became the one who was the most active on the school bus; like Hisoka, he never liked to go through the front door when he entered the door, and he especially liked Fan Dasheng The same as the windows of the house.

In the past five years, everyone thought that Hisoka must have been in trouble, big and small, but they didn't expect that although Hisoka would still cause trouble, it never involved his family... home?Yes, Hisoka calls Dasheng's family home, and he is probably the one who is most devoted to the "play house wine" that Hunter Sanmiri has become a family with Dasheng.

"Did you write your summer homework?" Dasheng asked.

Hisoka was quite surprised: "There is such a thing?!"

"..." He must have done it on purpose, definitely!Dasheng said that he should have recognized the reality a long time ago. It is already a miracle that Hisoka can go to school honestly, and he still wants him to do his homework, huh?

Hisoka reached out and rubbed Dasheng's head: "Da Xiaosheng, do you want me to talk to the teacher?"

Dasheng said, how dare he forget that Hisoka is now a well-known gangster in this area. Although he is only a primary school student, he is feared even by the principal of the school and the middle and high school students in the nearby neighborhood.Naturally, the teacher of such a person would never accept his homework and would not ask for much. The only thing he hoped for was that he could graduate and leave as soon as possible.

Although they are all brothers, the teacher's impression of the five brothers is obviously completely opposite.

Kuroro is naturally the obedient card most loved by all the teachers and students among the brothers, as long as he asks for something, he can pass it.Kuroro belongs to the school's perfect prince type with good grades, good attitude, pleasing looks, and good at dancing.

Ye Zi and Yiermi belong to the excellent and indifferent type. Yiermi and Yezi are subdivided differently. Yiermi always asks for leave at home because of "work". The impression given to the teacher is that she is in poor health. A polite and good child who needs to be cared for, while Ye Zi is a relatively withdrawn and intelligent student, and no one cares about him except his own twin brother.In the eyes of teachers, this kind of students may not be the favorite, but they are also the most worry-free. In the eyes of students, they also have a lot of popularity.

Dasheng...is just an ordinary student, nothing special, the kind of incidental that is always mentioned with the other four, but thanks to these four brothers, no one in the whole school dares to really provoke Dasheng.

Hisoka is the one who let himself go. Many teachers are even a little afraid of Hisoka, who has become fierce. Most of the students also expressed that they can't believe that such Hisoka would be brothers with such Kuroro.Almost every school has a frightening existence, and Hisoka is the leader of the fourth elementary school, and unexpectedly there are many younger brothers who worship him.

Therefore, in the minds of teachers of the fourth primary school, students can be roughly divided into five levels, Kurolo, other outstanding students, ordinary students, stubborn students and Hisoka.

Dasheng thought about it, and he still felt that it would be good to keep his current image in the teacher's mind. Even if he couldn't be classified as Kurolo, he still didn't want to be classified as stubborn to Hisoka's level. So he replied Hisoka: "No, I still want to try my best."

Hisoka shrugged: "Then I'll go back to sleep."

"Good night." Dasheng finally realized that Hisoka had gone out last night and only came back now!It's wrong to stay out at night!

After Hisoka left, Dasheng looked at the desk and sighed. Is it true that only the exercise book "Summer Homework" is the only normal thing?

Dasheng opened it with tears in his eyes, and knelt down again with a full face.

Which city corresponds to which flower name ← Labor and management know that Luoyang is a peony, how else can they know, and this world has not yet developed Du Niang...

Four people, A, B, C, and D, ran four races. The results of each race were as follows: A. A ran faster than B; B. B ran faster than C; C. C ran faster than D; D. D ran faster than A quick.Q: Who is the fastest?Who runs the slowest? ← How painful is it for the person who wrote the question...

When Xiao Ming came back from fishing, Xiao Ling asked him how many fish he had caught. Xiao Ming replied, "A lot of fish have been caught! Six have no heads, nine have no tails, and eight have only half their bodies." Do you know how many fish Xiao Ming caught? fish? ←This kid shouldn’t go fishing, he should see a psychiatrist, I’ll go, your normal people talk like that... By the way, how many fish are there? Scratch your head and make an equation to assume?

After the leaf boy knocked on the door symbolically, he walked in with a fruit juice. Seeing what happened with a bitter face, his expression remained unchanged and he said: "You're so stupid, you can't even handle the homework of elementary school students. Are you sure you Is it really just physical rejuvenation without your IQ incidentally?"

TAT Dasheng feels that his status in this family is really going from bad to worse.

"However, if you are willing not to let that guy named Tom? Bastard? Riddle enter the door, I can help you deal with them~" The leaf boy started his temptation of Hongguoguo.He has never changed his impression of Tom over the years. In his opinion, since his uncle is a bit of an idiot, he naturally has to take on the heavy responsibility to take good care of his uncle and not let anyone deceive him.

Silently, Teacher Dasheng closed the homework list, and turned his attention to another extracurricular reading list. The meaning was clear, and if Tom was not allowed to enter the door, he might as well do his own homework honestly.

Ye Zi pouted, put down the juice, and went downstairs angrily.He really couldn't figure out what's so good about that bastard named Tom, yes, he has indeed gained a pivotal position in the British magic circle in the past few years, and he also has a very awesome Mr. Dark Lord as the backstage, and there is A lover who is the principal's teacher is half of the backstage, with the support of the nobles, and his armed knights...but so what?Anyway, from Ye Zi's point of view, Tom is not worthy of his uncle.No, he must find a way to make his uncle come back to justice!

Dasheng looked at the back of Ye Zi leaving angrily, and sighed softly, the children nowadays are too difficult to coax, forget it, he said, let's finish the homework first and then talk about other things. (==)

"secondary"? "F"? The Gains and Losses of Imperial History and Politics?In other words, he took the wrong book list...

Dasheng felt that he understood why Daxiong Jun who lived on the right always said that although he was in the fifth grade, he was actually only at the IQ level of the second grade.In front of this assignment, he only has the role of Yingfeng Nei Niu... No, he must call Jiang Zha to discuss the issue of education!What do those people in the Ministry of Education do all day long? !They were born from the same root, so why rush each other, dear!

The summer homework starting from morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor seems to be only morality, sports and labor.

Record the good people and good things that happened to yourself during the summer vacation.Uh, um, um, is it a good thing to stop Tom from avataring the other party because his subordinates are not good at doing things?

Learn a set of aerobics or Tai Chi or swimming or horseback riding.Does cutting a watermelon in half count?Otherwise, Uncle Benshan's shuffling, moping, reading, drawing, and fooling around in the Spring Festival Gala, I would also know it!

Help parents with housework and help the community as volunteers.The housework is easy to talk about, volunteers... let's call Jiang Zha decisively.

In the end, Dasheng finally resigned to his fate and gave up his homework. There is still more than a week before school starts. He must not be able to finish these homework. To put it bluntly, I just won’t do it, what can you do to me? (Good boy, don't learn...)

Hisoka watched Dasheng's every move with a smile in the dark, and he still didn't write the final result, so what was the purpose of all the troubles before?Everything is nothing but mediocrity, mediocrity~

Ahhhh, why can't I add symbols to my voice after arriving in this world recently, I'm so distressed...

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