[Comprehensive] plagiarism

that cat, that dog, that neighbor

After a good night's dream, when I woke up the next day, Teacher Dasheng and Boss Su Mei both put on their familiar masks again. Queen Su Mei and Dasheng stayed silent, and tacitly kept silent about last night's night chat.

They are very used to this way of getting along. In the past five years, they have made countless attempts and speculations about each other without results.They also had countless nights like this, and even watched G movies together, but when they woke up the next day, they still held up the big banner of brotherhood, pretending that they were in peace with each other.

Dasheng thought, this might really be the last time, from now on, I will never have delusions again, goodbye, Su Mei, let's be good brothers for the rest of my life.

Su Mei thought, this might really be the last time, from now on, I will never have delusional thoughts again, goodbye, Dasheng, let's be good brothers for the rest of my life.

He raised his smiling face, perfectly hiding the tears in his heart.

Before going down the mountain, Dasheng Laoshi wrote a poem with the corner of the guest room as a commemoration of his departure: Spring night is worth a thousand dollars, and I know that this must be done;

To be happy in life is to be happy, don't make the golden gun empty to the hole.

Jiangzhou Sima Qing's shirt was wet, but the governor of Xuancheng knew it;

A branch of red apricot came out of the wall of Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City.

"==This is poetry?" Su Mei really felt that the Chinese teacher of Dasheng Primary School must have died early.

"Correct poetry, don't ask for so much." Dasheng waved his hand gracefully.

"This poem is too crooked..." Su Mei complained calmly.Then...he suddenly thought, you said you can mention crooked poems like your poems, why did you mention them in my room!If my fourth uncle sees this, he must misunderstand me, not you, shit!

Dasheng Laoshi smiled slightly: "This is my punishment for you last night!"

"..." Don't you dare to silence the sound at key points, I'll go!The wisdom of the labor and capital life!

So, Teacher Dasheng and Su Mei BOSS left Dongshan Temple happily together (Su Mei said that he was not happy at all ==).

In the parking lot, the two waved goodbye, and drove their own cars back to their respective homes.Dasheng's house and Su Mei's house happen to be in the south and north of S City, and they have never passed the road, and no one wants to "go along the road", so every time they meet, they come and go, and then they leave .

On the way back, Dasheng was thinking about some serious issues while driving.

For example, how should he introduce himself to Sesshomaru.

Seriously, he meant it, it's a serious question, Datsun thought, he meant, did he reach out to Sesshomaru and say 'Hey, nice to meet you, I'm Datsun, the one who drew you, Oh, I also have a nickname called Ma Liang', is that so?

Obviously, impossible, right?

Then, this is just the first step. Later, how should he explain all this to Sesshomaru?After explaining it, if Sesshomaru doesn't believe it and cut him with a knife, do you think natural teeth will be useful for his broken physique?

What is Dasheng's physique?Immune to all supernatural forces.

Dasheng and Tom did some experiments together to make sure what happened to Dasheng's body.If a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tools, huh?But unfortunately, they still failed to find the reason in the end. The only thing they knew was that all supernatural powers could not act on Dasheng.

It means, good news, Dasheng will not die unless a real knife is stabbed in the heart; bad news, if Dasheng is stabbed in the heart with a real knife, then even the best man in the world Healing magic is also useless to Dasheng.

This is like responsibility and obligation, double-edged knife, it can not hurt you, it can not provide convenience for your life.

That is to say, the demonic power of Sesshomaru will not cause any harm to Dasheng, such as poisonous flower claws, light whips and the like; Tianshengya (a weapon) will also be sent directly to Dasheng to meet God.

Before Dasheng's car drove into his garage, Dasheng finally understood what he should say to Sesshomaru, that is, please don't make fun of your wrong views on me, because I am really mortal.

(Note: What Dasheng is referring to as a joke here is that in order to test Tianshengya, Shadian once swung a knife and beheaded his most loyal servant Evil View, and then the evil view was of course safe and sound and was resurrected by Tianshengya. And, Sesshomaru often The act of stepping on evil views without mercy...)

However, before that, Dasheng felt that he had one very important thing to put first when he got home.

Naturally, the most important thing is not to see if the Sesshomaru juvenile version is safe, nor is it to confirm whether his home is intact...

Dasheng just rushed up to the attic, opened the closet, and took off the clothes that belonged to Su Mei on his body (remember? It was given to Dasheng by Su Mei before going up the mountain yesterday, and Dasheng has no intention of returning it since he put it on. ), carefully hung it in, and put it together with the things he got from Su Mei in the past five years.

Dasheng put away all the things he considered precious, not for forgetting, but for remembering.Everything he got from Su Mei would be treasured by him, not because of its value, but just because it was given to him by Su Mei.

Although he no longer reports delusions in his heart, Dasheng will still subconsciously keep it carefully according to his previous habits.

No one was allowed to go up to the attic of Dasheng's house, and no one was specifically warned, but everyone who stepped into the house was restrained with an attitude that could be understood without words.

Including brother Jiang who is in charge of cleaning, and Tom who has lived here for more than a month.

When Dasheng went downstairs again, waiting for him was not only the young version of Sesshomaru whose wound was almost healed, but also Garfield who was scared by Sesshomaru and was still shrunk in the refrigerator and dared not come out.

So, Dasheng put Sesshomaru aside again, and went to take care of other things that were more important to him.

like……

"Question one, how did you escape from the pet center?" Dasheng was helpless in the face of Garfield.This fat cat is really not worrying, "Don't you know that the price of sending a pet to a pet center is comparable to staying in a three-star hotel?! How dare you lurk back home without earning back the fare?! You think I Did Dafeng catch the money, rub it!" Every time he met Su Mei, Dasheng's attitude at home would not be very good.

Garfield said: "If you know there are monsters in this family, do you think it is so rare for labor and capital to come back?" ! '

"Question [-], aren't you afraid of freezing to death in it?" Dasheng couldn't laugh or cry, he slipped Garfetti out of the refrigerator, in the refrigerator, think about it, if he comes back later...

Garfield's face was serious: "Swear to live and die with food!" '

"You will not be happy together, Garfield, either it will die or you will live. In the end, your stomach is its resting place, its eternal home." Dasheng complained.

Garfield flicked his tail and said what are you talking about, I'm a cat, pretending I don't understand.

"You know, this trick has been used rotten by you..." Dasheng "==".

Garfield blinked, stretched out his long pink tongue to lick the six whiskers, and continued to play dumb.

Then, before Dasheng had anything to say, Garfield had already been greatly stimulated and frightened, and after a scream of "meow", he began to crawl into Dasheng's arms.

Dasheng turned his head, and sure enough, he saw the natural enemy of cats, dogs, at the kitchen door.

A dog uncle was wearing Tom's clothes in Dasheng's closet, looking at Dasheng expressionlessly.Originally, this should be a very eye-catching picture of a beauty. The beauty's face and figure are first-class, and the clothes from Tom are also first-class in terms of material and tailoring design, but the beauty doesn't know how to wear clothes, so...

Faced with such a killing pill, Dasheng wanted to laugh, but he wanted to laugh, and his stomach was about to be knotted.However, relying on his years of experience in acting before others, Dasheng has maintained his image very well.

"Name." Sesshomaru looked at Dasheng, said indifferently and arrogantly, and asked a question.

"Dasheng." Although Dasheng really wanted to add a teacher, but he was afraid of offending the other party, so he refrained from saying anything.

And just when the two had nothing to say and could only confront each other in silence, the doorbell of Dasheng's house rang very redemptively.

"I'll open the door first," Dasheng said.

Sesshomaru nodded.

Then, Dasheng came to the door with a fat cat that was clinging to him and refused to come down, and a transformed dog that would follow him wherever he went, and opened the door. up the white door.

Brother Jiang outside the door looked at Dasheng calmly and said, "You are at home."

Dasheng nodded: "En."

Brother Jiang turned his gaze to Garfield, who seemed to be stimulated by something in Dasheng's arms and didn't dare to lift his head: "It's back."

Dasheng nodded again: "En."

Brother Jiang has such an ability to make good interrogative sentences look like declarative sentences.Dasheng is always yearning for him. It has to be said that there are some factors in Dasheng's character that are influenced by Jiang's younger brother.

Today is Sunday, Brother Jiang doesn't have to go to school, he was supposed to go out to work as usual, but he was interrupted by a call from the Pet Center early in the morning, he said to Dasheng: "Pet Center Some people said that Garfield was missing, and they couldn't contact you, so I'll take a look."

Dasheng said thanks: "I'm sorry to trouble you, I just came back, you go to work, I will take care of the next thing." Teacher Dasheng said, sometimes, there is a neighbor who is so reliable, how caring ...

Brother Jiang nodded, and then decisively reached out to Teacher Dasheng: "Delayed wages."

The little touch I have for you in the bottom of my heart has not been touched yet, are you going to destroy it in such a hurry, Hundan!