[Comprehensive] plagiarism

There is a two-person relationship called dating.

On the second day, Boy Tom suddenly appeared in front of everyone dressed up and dressed beautifully.

"What are you doing here?!" At that time, Teacher Dasheng, who was drinking very high with vegetable soup in his hand, was startled.

"Go to the movies, Dasheng." Young Tom invited with a smile.

"Go for it..." Teacher Dasheng patted himself so frightened that his little heart hurt, "I thought you were hysterical."

==Even in this hot summer, you shouldn’t wear too much suits and ties, but you shouldn’t be too casual and sloppy, right?Tom looked up at Dasheng's big flowered underpants, white T-shirt (the front is written as home, and the back is written), flip flops... Well, it's not that sloppy, at least, Tom thinks he looks pretty pleasing to the eye .

By the way, Tom began to feel that the aristocratic aura he had cultivated with great difficulty was basically linked to pretending to be B in the concept of this kind of person.

In the end, Tom decided to keep up with Dasheng.

So, Boy Tom forced Mr. Dasheng to change into a set of clothes forcibly. (Why am I the one who changed? == Teacher Dasheng’s resentment is very serious.)

"Hey hey hey! Brother, you can't be humiliated if you kill a soldier. Let me tell you, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the man's equipment can't be changed!... How can you just pick people's clothes with your hands? It's too rascal ...Fuck, where are you touching!...You won, this strong man, please let me change my clothes, please...beep, you have to be responsible to others..." (Tom Juvenile Flower Arrangement, I will be responsible.)

After a burst of crying and howling, Teacher Dasheng took on a completely new look, so shiny that Garfield almost didn't recognize Dasheng.

A cat master said, boy, who are you?Quietly poke your head into the door, open your eyes and look, is there another person hiding inside?What about my pet Dasheng?

Cough, so Boy Tom and Mr. Dasheng went out together.

Before going out, Mr. Dasheng still did not forget to pat Garfield on the head solemnly and said, "Be good at housekeeping~"

Boy Tom has a nosebleed silently, it's shameful to be cute, you know? !

The movie that Tom boy took Mr. Dasheng to watch is a spy movie, which tells about the various sexes of the male and female protagonists in the turbulent war.

The war here refers to World War II, but the scale can no longer be described as a world war. At least the ancient Chinese country where Teacher Dasheng lives has not been involved in the battlefield.

Mr. Dasheng is not interested in this movie. After experiencing the continuous bombing of Chinese spy movies in the 21st century, looking back at these movies is really a bit childish.But after seeing the actress, Teacher Dasheng was still excited and devoted himself to it, because the actress' name is Jiabao.

Teacher Dasheng said that even though he is gay, that doesn't affect his appreciation of beauty, especially beauty.

Boy Tom was holding popcorn on the side, and suddenly he saw that the actress was all kinds of unpleasant.He said: "Is the woman's eyebrows asymmetrical, or is it because of the makeup technique? If it's the former, then it's a disaster."

Dasheng was surprised, did you?Why didn't he see it.Reminiscing about the original HP, Dasheng suddenly felt that he had grasped the truth.Dumbledore hasn't looked for it for many years because he has gay friends; Tom hasn't looked for it for many years because he has aesthetic problems, right?Otherwise, in the age when so many people want to make themselves beautiful, he made himself so noseless.

"Hey, where's your Nagini?" Dasheng finally figured out where the disobedience he felt since he and Tom lived together for so many days came from. The female snake did not come to China with Tom.

(How the hell did your mind jump here...)

"Nagini? By the way, I was about to ask you, why is there a female snake in your comics, I never met such a pet when I was a child, and, why is the snake white, you Which snake is white seen in the normal world?! Albinism?” Young Tom was also very surprised, “Actually, about the part about me in the orphanage, except for the big events, there are many small details. .”

Being taught by the same people... Dasheng said that before he completely became a rotten boy, he still had a name called Tongrennan.Among all the HP fans he has seen, Tom always encountered a small white female snake when he was a child. How could he know when in reality Tom would encounter a snake of unknown color called Nagini.

"Cough, that's why I said, if there is any similarity, it's purely coincidental~ dear~" Mr. Dasheng was very calm.

Then, in a second, Tom's handsome teenage face was magnified several times in front of Dasheng, and Dasheng was lucky enough to taste the saliva from the Dark Lord's mouth (==Are you sure you are describing a kiss?).

After the kiss was over, the warm breath receded.

Teacher Dasheng's eyes widened as if he was watching a horror movie, and he froze in place: "You, you, you..."

"Me?" Tom said with an innocent face, "Didn't you ask me to kiss you?" Hmph, how dare you fool me, let you see that actress almost stare out her eyes!Uh, is there some strange reason mixed in here? A certain Dark Lord reserve of OTZ kept telling himself that this was just a prank, a prank to counter violence with violence!

Still, the kiss tasted really good, better than the one he'd had in the kitchen yesterday.

"..." You did it on purpose, right? You must have done it on purpose, right? ! "I kneel down for you, dear man, is it alright if I'm wrong? You can't joke around." If I mess around, I will misunderstand, I really will misunderstand, I really really want to misunderstand Oh~ You can't afford to be hurt by a gay guy who looks like a beautiful boy.

Afterwards, Junior Tom sat side by side with a braised prawn in a good mood and continued watching the movie.

"Would you consider learning English?" Junior Tom suddenly asked when he saw the way.

The aftertaste of the braised prawns has not receded. He opened a pair of slightly strange black eyes, and his whole body was like sleepwalking: "Why? No, I don't want to learn foreign languages ​​at all." Tom Boy nodded knowingly, very naturally I included learning Chinese in my study plan list.

After a while, Tom Junior asked again: "Would you consider moving to London?"

The braised prawn was so startled that he completely lost his normal human thinking. He felt that he was actually an answering machine, an intelligent robot, and he said, "Why? No, my house in China The loan has not been repaid."

Junior Tom nodded again, and included "build a fireplace for Dasheng's house and connect to the British wizard fireplace network" in the list of plans for the next few years.

After the movie ended, Tom Boy said to the braised prawns who were still stiff in their seats: "What do you want for lunch?"

After watching the movie, go to dinner, do you want to hold hands and press the road in a romantic way? Hundan!The braised prawn raised its head again, and replied with a click: "Aren't we going back to feed Garfield?"

Young Tom touched the head of the braised prawns with a gentle smile: "Garfield will take care of himself." Garfield is even more powerful, he would wake up in the middle of the night and open the refrigerator to steal lasagne...

So Tom Boy went into a Chinese restaurant with braised prawns.

One of the characteristics of Chinese restaurants is that they are lively and lively, and two people basically talk by shouting.After eating a meal, Tom vomited blood, but Mr. Dasheng gradually recovered his state, his face was full of red.

Kung Pao Chicken, Sizzling Beef Tenderloin, Corn with Pine Nuts and a Braised Carp in Braised Sauce, Mr. Dasheng ate them all with two bowls of rice.Tom sat beside him dumbfounded. What made him desperate was that he didn't know why, even so, he still felt very happy.

The foodie Dasheng looked so cute, and the food under his chopsticks was so delicious that Tom couldn't help but want to eat a few more chopsticks.

only……

Foreigner Tom's chopsticks are not so smooth, and it can even be said that it is a miracle that he can use chopsticks himself.So, Tom, the foreigner, just watched Dasheng foodie eat over there and was anxious.

In the end, Junior Tom quietly added another item to his study schedule, learning to use chopsticks, swiftly!