[Comprehensive] plagiarism

Hush, don't talk, I never leave a name for my good deeds~ BY: Garfield remembers after a dinner.

"By the way," Dasheng threw Tom two very old-fashioned thread-bound books while reversing the car, "Zi Zhi Tong Jian and Shi Ji, the uncle strongly recommended it just now, so I took them off the bookshelf in front of the counter and bought them." Yes, you can take it back and have a look, anyway, there is no harm. A celebrity in China once said, take history as a mirror and people as a mirror."

"I said, my goal is to be a Dark Lord, not a benevolent monarch?" Tom finally caught the false sense in their words.

"At the beginning when Britain was not yours, of course you were an all-out conspirator and saboteur. But after the whole of Britain is yours, you think it's interesting to do your previous criminal deeds Is it? Or are you keen to rob your own game?" Dasheng's car successfully backed out of the parking lot of the supermarket and started to drive home.

"Uh..." It was only at this time that Tom discovered the loophole in his thinking logic.

When Britain is not him, he will naturally be able to toss about without feeling distressed.But what about when England became his?It will definitely hurt me to toss about it again, after all, it is his justifiable property.

That day, for the first time, Tom began to face up to the question of how to govern a country.

Dasheng still didn't know how much influence he had caused. He simply thought it was just a chat and gossip while shopping to pass the time. Cough, you know, the true nature of the people of the Celestial Dynasty.

By the way, has anyone addressed the question of whether Tom can conquer England? ==

On a certain day in mid-August 1943 in the imperial calendar, when the first appearance of Garfield published in a comic magazine attracted a large number of fans, Mr. Dasheng had just escaped from the nightmare of rushing to draft again. To torture people...

Once again, he went downstairs with sleepy eyes, drank the milk that Brother Jiang sent in the refrigerator, washed the bottle and put it outside the door.

Dasheng, who was walking to the door, suddenly stopped on the porch at the door, stepped back, took the milk bottle and returned to the living room, looked at the perfect combination of a person and a cat on the sofa in the living room, and smiled at him like Dreamlike.

==What evil did you do during the eight hours I fell asleep again, Sao Nian...

"I found it at our door today, it looks like Garfield in your comics, doesn't it?" Young Tom waved at Dasheng with the cat's fleshy paw, "Come on Garfield, say hello , meow~"

Dasheng was completely petrified in place.

I used to think that what I traveled to was an empty world, and the spiritual civilization of the whole world was waiting for me to rescue; then I realized that what I traveled to was actually the HP world, where a dark lord who had lost his footing was waiting for me Back to the right path; at this moment, I understand that I have actually transmigrated into the world of the magic brush Ma Liang!

Lao Tzu should not be called Da Sheng at all, but Ma Liang!

The fat big orange cat yawned big, flicked its tail, and gave Dasheng a domineering look of disdain. It seemed to say, look, what a stupid guy, I would have such a stupid Pets, utensils, but hey, he has a nice TV, a nice sofa, and it would be perfect with my favorite pasta, pizza, pork rolls, lasagna.

"...Throw the ball out." Teacher Dasheng said solemnly after waking up.

"Why?" Tom Junior differed, "You don't like the gift I gave you as compensation?"

"Gift? Do you define the word gift as something you pick up casually outside the door?" Dasheng asked blackly.

thing?Hey man, I'm going to sue you at the cat board, I think 99 years is the best!Garfield frowned.

"Didn't I lose your Mr. Barney, and Garfield made it up to you." Young Tom smiled innocently.

"==Excuse me, but I'm sure I lost a rabbit." Dasheng said.

Boy Tom twisted Garfield's long tail into a ball with a serious face, then fixed it with magic, and then pulled Garfield's ears vigorously: "Look, rabbit." And casually turned the fruit on the coffee table into a ball. He took a carrot and kept passing it to Garfield's mouth, "Garfield, come and eat."

==Garfield has a constipated look on his face, indicating that this guy has a problem with his IQ, or is there something wrong with my brain?

In any case, anyway, the established fact that Garfield lived in Dasheng's house will not change.The only thing they can do is try to adapt to each other's existence.

A week later, Mr. Dasheng concluded that Garfield must not be a cat alone, he also brought a lot of... trouble!

First of all, Mr. Dasheng discovered that since Garfield came, he has lost control of the TV remote control; secondly, the sofa in Mr. Dasheng’s house began to face extremely severe high-frequency replacement; finally, the delivery of milk and newspapers Brother Jiang strongly stated that if Dasheng's cat covets his thigh again, he will consider banning the delivery of milk and newspapers to Dasheng's family!

Teacher Dasheng expressed that he was under a lot of pressure, so on a sunny and peaceful morning, Dasheng decided to have a chat with Garfield, Faith, and Rabbit Faith (face to face, face to face).

"Listen, Garfield!" Dasheng said as he sat on the small bench with a serious face, "We have to talk."

Garfield was lying on the sofa very lazily, flicking his tail leisurely. Ever since Tom rolled his tail into a circle, he had caused a lot of psychological shadow on him. He was always afraid that his tail would turn into a lump. image reappears.

"You can't go after Brother Jiang anymore, you know? Otherwise, our family will be weaned, weaned, weaned brother!" Teacher Dasheng said, "Or, if you want to drink milk in the future, you can drink milk by yourself. Go to the supermarket to buy, anyway, I can use plain water instead, I mean it, I don’t like drinking milk!”

Tom passed by calmly, and he didn't know which one drank 80.00% of the milk in the house...

"Garfield! You must pay attention to this issue!" Dasheng reiterated with a paralyzed face.

Garfield yawned big, squinted his eyes, and began to lie down to sleep.

"==Are you ignoring me?" Dasheng said.

"Are you sure you know that you are talking to a cat and asking him to abide by human rules?" Tom couldn't see it and came up to make a rescue. "You have fallen so bad that you are going to start arguing with cats?!"

"I know it can understand!" Dasheng was filled with righteous indignation, "I know!"

Garfield closed his eyes completely.

The corners of Tom's mouth twitched, everything was silent.

"Well, maybe he can only understand part of it..." Dasheng began to compromise.

Without further ado, Tom tied up Dasheng and went upstairs to draw comics with him. He was really fed up with the sleepless nights with this guy every half a month.

After Tom and Dasheng walked away, Garfield quietly opened his eyes, took out the remote control under his body, turned on the TV and began to watch entertainment programs, heck, human beings are so stupid.When they say things you don't like to hear, just pretend you don't understand and they will shut up.This is the wisdom of a cat~ Look up and look out the window, a group of sparrows fly by in a neat formation in the blue sky, forming two characters for a while, and forming a B for a while.

At the dinner table, two people and a cat sat on each side and began to eat.

"By the way, it's already the end of August." Dasheng suddenly sighed.

"What's the matter?" Tom was surprised, "What program do you have?"

"Not really. It just feels like this summer is coming to an end." Dasheng puffed up his bun face, "but I didn't do a single meaningful thing. Except..." Dasheng looked at Tom and Garfield He hesitated for a while, "I raised a foodie."

Garfield and Tom continued to eat calmly, thinking to each other tacitly, they must be talking about that guy.

"Then what do you think is meaningful?" Tom Juvenile said that sometimes he really can't keep up with the artist's thinking, if Dasheng is also considered an artist.

Dasheng solemnly turned Tom's face away, and instead of looking at him, he said, "I don't know either."

"..." Tom felt that facing Dasheng, he could always find this kind of artistic conception that silence is better than sound at this time.

Garfield finished his dinner in one go, and washed his face with his long tongue. He was a clean cat.Then, he raised the corners of his lips and gave a smirk, ready to——!Get up—!Jump--!Perfect!

This fat cat, weighing at least five pounds and six ounces, jumped onto the back of Dasheng's head without warning. Then, by virtue of the mechanics of gravity acceleration, Dasheng's head subconsciously moved forward, while Dasheng's In front is Tom's handsome face... With a sound of "MUA~", Dasheng and Tom's lips made an accurate zero-distance contact.

Garfield jumped up again, landed silently, and fled quickly. Before leaving, it thought, look, isn't this doing a very meaningful thing?Shh, don't talk, I never leave a name for doing good deeds~ The next second, blood flowed like a river.

What's the matter?If this casual kiss was caused by a misplacement, it might be a beautiful sight.But... If you use external force to knock on it, tsk tsk, force and force are relative, and teeth are almost one of the hardest sharp weapons in the world.

So, ╮(╯_╰)╭, Teacher Dasheng and Tom Boy need to see a dentist, or the epidermis of their lips.

In 1 minute, the magic perfectly solved Tom's lips, and the hemostatic cotton barely solved Dasheng's lips. After the embarrassment was over, Dasheng's roar resounded throughout the hydrangea community: "Garfield!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!"

When Dasheng and Garfield started the chasing battle, Tom touched the corner of his lips and said calmly that it actually felt good to shave off the painful part.At least... Young Tom thought, he wouldn't mind having another one, to continue doing something meaningful with Dasheng.

————————————Here is the dividing line gentleman that appeared for the first time in this article————————————

Some things you don't know about the small theater but really exist...

Dasheng Laoshi's troubles:

① I am often asked questions about my age.

The answer: 23.

The next thing you get will always be the other party's different eyes-fake, right?

==It's true, Hundan, fall!

②People often ask questions about academic qualifications.

The answer: Bachelor degree.

The next thing you get is always the surprised expression of the other party - deceptive, right?

==Cheat your sister!Just graduated for a year, if you don't believe me, go to Royal China University of Arts, Academy of Fine Arts, Department of Painting, Class 38 of Class 1 Chinese Painting.Labor and management are genuine professional students!

Dasheng Laoshi's time travel:

That was probably one of the episodes Mr. Dasheng didn't want to recall the most in his life. When he closed his eyes and opened them again, he found himself standing on the main road suddenly.

Holding a university admission letter in one hand, and a British-style suitcase in the other.The people around him came and went in a hurry, and no one knew him; the background was the main road with endless traffic, and cigarette advertisements in the style of the last century were erected on both sides; while he stood there, dazed and at a loss.

Could this be the legendary time travel? ==Do you dare to be more mainstream, at least there is an NPC who guides novices, soulless!

Two or three things about Dasheng Laoshi's college life:

①How is tuition paid?

The answer was: good friends.

②How to solve the living expenses?

The answer was: good friends.

③What is your impression of university life?

The answer was: good friends.

④...What can be exempted from being a good friend?

The answer: no.

⑤ How do you meet good friends?

The answer was: the school gate.

⑥ What happened later?

Answer: I found out later that he was my roommate.

⑦What about later?

The answer: no more.

⑧Are you still in touch with your friends?

The answer: contact.

⑨What kind of relationship is it?

The answer was: good friends.

⑩Please summarize your college career in one sentence.

The answer was: good friends.

==

Dasheng Laoshi's current relationship:

①Please simply say the names of five friends (men and women are not limited)

The answer was: editor Yan Fei, good friend Su Mei, ... Uh, Tom, um, yes, there is also the milk delivery brother Jiang!

——Only four, one OTZ short

—You can pretend you're bad at arithmetic.

②Please briefly name three colleagues at work (not limited to men and women)

The answer: Yan Fei the editor, Su Mei, the owner of the publishing house... gone.

- really poor

——The painter is such a lonely profession, Yuanmu.

③Do you have a girlfriend?

The answer: no.

——I just asked the wrong question, should I ask if I have a boyfriend?

--No.

——Is there anyone you like?

--……have.

--Who? !

--you know too much!