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"Picky eater again." Watching Yu Huatian on the opposite side of the table pick out shredded shiitake mushrooms from the rice in a bamboo tube, Ma Xiaohu stretched out her hand to wrap around Yu Huatian's hand holding the chopsticks and just turned around like this, then stretched her neck and opened her mouth. Take away the shredded shiitake mushrooms caught on the tip of his chopsticks.

"Mushrooms are delicious, I don't understand why you are always picky about eating." Ma Xiaohu chewed.

"I don't like that kind of taste, like XXX, whether it is creamy feeling or color, especially now it is cut into strips."

Seeing Ma Xiaohu's green face made it difficult to eat, Yu Huatian felt very appetizing to continue eating the bamboo rice with the aroma of mushrooms.The fun he gets from bullying Ma Xiaohu satisfies Yuhuatian's bad taste better than delicious food.

"I hate you." After chewing a few mouthfuls of shiitake mushrooms, she swallowed them in her mouth and neither spit nor spit them out. Holding her breath, Ma Xiaohu swallowed them with gritted teeth, then poured several cups of tea into her mouth to dilute it. The terrible association evoked by Yuhuatian.

"Hey! Feng Li Dao, I'm going to pay my respects tonight, why are you still sitting here and drinking too much wine? Could it be that you didn't dare marry Mr. Gu and ran away from marriage! Hahaha!"

When the visitor's big hand was about to rest on Yuhuatian's shoulder, Yuhuatian, who was obsessed with cleanliness, clamped the chopsticks in his hand back and clamped the person's wrist, only to hear the person beg for mercy for a long time Only then did Yu Huatian let go of the chopsticks, which were strong enough to pinch his wrists, and casually threw them on the pillar next to him.

"Spare the hero, spare the life of the hero! I offended the hero with blind eyes, forgive me, the hero!" Seeing that the chopsticks were completely submerged into the pillar, the reckless bearded man realized that he had collided with an extraordinary person, and kept When begging for mercy, cold sweat had already wet the whole back.

"Feng Lidao marries Brother Chun?! Shouldn't it be married?" The bearded man raised his head in response, and saw a very good-looking man in Tsing Yi looking at him with a pair of shiny black eyes, and sneaked a trembling look at him. The 'Feng Li Dao' at the same table as the man in Tsing Yi saw that he continued to drink by himself without any response, and the relationship between the man in Tsing Yi and 'Feng Li Dao' in front of him was extremely intimate, he stammered and tried to stick out his tongue. Put your words in order.

"It's Feng Li Dao who married Gu Shaotang and Gu Da, that's right." After sneaking eyes again and again, I finally realized that this 'Feng Li Dao' is not that Feng Li Dao. Scarred, smooth and fair skin like a pampered nobleman, but the murderous aura on his body is extremely terrifying, just the aura shocked everyone, his body was stiff and he did not dare to make a sound or move for fear of being thrown away by the murderous aura killed.How could he mistake such a person for Feng Lidao.

"Where are you getting married, and when is tonight?" Ma Xiaohu was very curious, Feng Lidao actually married Gu Shaotang, how could he not be curious!

"Baishui Village, tonight's hour."

"Oh, back off." Ma Xiaohu still had a good conscience, seeing the big man was so scared by Yu Huatian that he almost peed his pants, he waved him to get out of here.

Seeing that the big man was pardoned and retreated immediately, Ma Xiaohu looked at Yu Huatian with eyes shining with gossip.

"Let's go and see!"

"Didn't you hear him say that Feng Lidao escaped from marriage? You want me to marry Gu Shaotang instead of Feng Lidao?" Yu Huatian raised his eyes to look at him, and there was a malicious interest in his usually cold and aggressive eyes.

"Uh, this..." As soon as Ma Xiaohu heard the word Yu Huatian married someone else, she immediately became jealous.But being jealous and watching the excitement don't seem to be in conflict. Besides, with Yu Huatian's proud temperament, it's no wonder that he will be played around like a monkey. You must know that the groom is the most pitiful when he gets married.

"Why don't we just go and watch the excitement, anyway, we go out of the palace to have fun. Besides, aren't you curious about Feng Lidao marrying Brother Chun?" The gossip flashed in the black eyes, Ma Xiaohu's posture It was as if Yuhuatian was going to be blinded.

"Not curious." Yuhuatian knew how much trouble his face would cause if he appeared on that occasion, so he was not at all interested in watching the excitement.

"You've stabbed a couple twice before, why don't you go and give a gift anyway." The hairy Ma Xiaohu pestered Yuhuatian to watch the excitement, not so much the excitement of Feng Lidao and Gu Shaotang's marriage , it might be better to say that it was the excitement when Yuhuatian appeared at the wedding scene, but Yuhuatian completely saw through his unhideable attempt to hide, so it was no wonder that Yuhuatian would follow his intention.

"Okay, okay..." Other passers-by in the restaurant who were scared by Yuhuatian and did not dare to run away were so disgusted by Ma Xiaohu's shamelessness that their goosebumps fell all over the place. Heavy torture.

In the end, Yuhuatian still couldn't bear Ma Xiaohu's stalking and accompanied him to Baishui Village to watch the fun.

Because Yu Huatian didn't bother to dodge, let alone hide his true face, when he and Ma Xiaohu appeared in Baishui Village openly and aboveboard, the indignant men in Baishui Village would pledge Yu Huatian to exchange wedding clothes for worship.

However, they were ejected inexplicably without even touching Yuhuatian's clothes, it was like ghosts hitting a wall.

"Yu, Yuhuatian." As the officiant, the broken-armed Chai turned pale the moment he saw Yuhuatian.

"It's rare that you still remember me." Yu Huatian walked forward slowly, putting away the golden silk in his hand with a little pity.

"Hey, we're not here to kick the club, we're here to drink wedding wine, don't be nervous, don't be nervous." Ma Xiaohu, who was secretly doing tricks, popped up from behind Yuhuatian, and with a smile, he rushed to Old Chai with his arm broken .

"You, you!" Seeing that the zombie in the well of the Longmen Inn could talk, Lao Chai was so frightened by Ma Xiaohu that he almost had a heart attack, but fortunately he finally exhaled a foul breath so he was not scared to death.

"Are you a human or a ghost?" Broken-armed Old Chai sighed helplessly.The Fengli Dao has not appeared until this hour, and now that Yuhuatian and the 'Yaoshi' have stepped on the door again, why is their marriage so full of twists and turns? Surviving the inn was like a dream.

"It's a human. Have you ever seen a zombie eat melon seeds?" Ma Xiaohu squatted beside Old Chai with a broken arm while eating melon seeds.

"Where's Brother Chun?"

"Have you ever seen the bride show her face? Of course it was in the wedding room!" Lao Chai blew his beard and stared at Ma Xiaohu who was looking around for Gu Shaotang, but only later did he realize that the person in front of him felt strangely familiar to him.

"Little Hu?" The one who would call Gu Shaotang Brother Chun...the only one in my memory.

"Huh?" Ma Xiaohu looked back at Lao Chai reflexively, but Lao Chai was about to have a heart attack again.

"You, what evildoer are you!" The trembling fingers pointed and pointed.

"I've never heard of a human skin mask, isn't it just the matter of disguise. Speaking of Fengli Daoren, did he really escape from marriage? He will be killed by Brother Chun." Ma Xiaohu looked left and right. After looking around for a long time, there was no sign of Fengli Dao.

"Wait a little longer." Lao Chai, who was fooled by Ma Xiaohu, felt that he had aged several years in an instant. What was going on?

"Oh, then I'll eat melon seeds and wait for him to go." Ma Xiaohu dragged Yuhuatian to an empty seat on the side to sit and wait for the meal.

"Your wish came true this time?" Yu Huatian picked up a melon seed from Ma Xiaohu's palm and started nibbling casually, thinking that it was because Gu Shaotang saw through such a tiny flaw that he was ambushed by Longmen's shareholders in the thick fog .

"Not yet." Ma Xiaohu put the melon seeds in Yuhuatian's hands, and then took out a handful to eat.

"If you get a bargain, you'll still be a good boy." Yu Huatian was too familiar with Ma Xiaohu's temperament.

But not everyone knows who Yu Huatian is. Seeing that 'Feng Li Dao' didn't change into his wedding clothes and whispered intimately to a man, and Lao Chai looked very afraid of Ma Xiaohu, imagine The people with extremely rich power secretly whispered to each other.

However, the governor's majesty is inviolable. Even if he looks similar to Fengli Dao, people with long eyes can live a long life if they don't mess with Yuhuatian.

But there were always one or two righteous people who were against Gu Shaotang, and some even sneaked into the wedding room to inform Gu Shaotang that Feng Lidao had regretted his marriage, and even brought an adulterer to the door to embarrass Gu Shaotang.

"Bu Cangzhou, you bastard!"

When Gu Shaotang lifted his hijab and rushed out, Ma Xiaohu was amazed by Brother Chun who was dressed as a woman.

"Brother Chun, I didn't expect you to have such a good figure." The slender waist was tucked in the girdle, because Gu Shaotang herself was tall and her legs were more slender, coupled with her women's clothing, she was used to Gu Shaotang's masculine look After seeing her bride's dress now, the contrast is not so big.

"You're not Bu Cangzhou, you're Yuhuatian!" However, Gu Shaotang, who was furious and rushed out to cut Fengli Dao, saw Yu Huatian's face clearly, and she was dumbfounded, even the knife she held in her hand looked extremely stupid.

"Why did you lift the hijab!" At this moment, the real Fengli Dao came back panting, and when he saw Gu Shaotang showing his face and holding a big knife to kill someone, he was so anxious that he wanted to lift the tablecloth and kill the bride. Cover it and carry it back to the house.

"It just appeared now, the auspicious time has passed! Do you want to regret the marriage or what! Now my mother is not married! I am not married!" Gu Shaotang's resentment for Fengli Dao overwhelmed his fear of Yuhuatian, and he waited for so long But there was no news, she thought that Feng Li Dao had really escaped marriage.

"You said you had to take the Nine-Eyed Stone Dzi Bead and not marry. Now that I have it, I have to marry if I don't." Feng Lidao angrily grabbed Gu Shaotang's hand, and just put the chain made of Shi Dzi Beads in his arms towards her. She put it on rudely on her wrist, and directly tied a tight knot that she was not allowed to untie.

"I'm not married anymore!" Gu Shaotang seemed to be a different person after changing into a woman's attire, and Gu Shaotang was about to tear off the dzi bead bracelet on his wrist in a petty temper.

"How dare you!" Feng Lidao picked up Gu Shaotang and went straight into the bridal chamber, the world didn't need to pray.

"Hey! This is not proper!" The officiant, Lao Chai, came to his senses and wanted to stop him, and pulled Feng Li Dao back.

"Well, Xiao Hu, why don't you come here to help persuade the quarrel? Didn't you say you came to have a wedding banquet?" Seeing that the young couple quarreled and wanted to divorce before they came to visit, Old Chai sighed deeply again.

"Oh, Brother Chun, Feng Li Dao, hey, happy wedding! I'm Xiao Hu, ha ha." Ma Xiaohu jumped into the cannon fire to join in the fun.He would never tell Yu Huatian that he came here just to see how Yu Huatian's face would look in a wedding dress!

"Little Hu?" As expected, the young couple who had been arguing before were stunned by the arrival of Ma Xiaohu and Yu Huatian, just like the reaction of Old Chai with a broken arm.Contrary to the sluggish reaction of the shareholders of Longmen, the relatives and friends who came to drink the wedding banquet fell out.

"Ah? Why are there two?"

"Which one is true?"

"That's right, it's not like Feng Li Dao, a wimp like Feng Li Dao? This time, he's a man."

"But... the one without the scar is even more terrifying."

Yu Huatian, who was drinking water and wine, looked at Ma Xiaohu in the crowd through the crowd. Looking back on the past to the present, he found that Ma Xiaohu had never confused him with Fengli Dao.Others may be surprised when they see his face, but Ma Xiaohu completely sees Feng Lidao as someone else.This was the case at the Longmen Inn, and it is the same now.It's not like when you stay with yourself, you can feel the gaze on yourself no matter what happens or not.This feeling seems to be raised by oneself, and outsiders can't compare to it.

However, it was too noisy here, as time passed, Yu Huatian frowned again.

As for Ma Xiaohu, who glanced at Yuhuatian from time to time, of course noticed the change in Yuhuatian's mood. Seeing that Yuhuatian's patience was about to run out, Ma Xiaohu stopped playing tricks, and hurriedly gave the wedding present It's over.

"Uh, I didn't deliberately dismantle your platform. If I knew you had been looking for this thing for so long, I would have given it to you last time." Unfortunately, the wedding gift that Ma Xiaohu prepared for Feng Lidao and Gu Shaotang was also Shi Tianzhu, although it was very It's true that it's precious, and it's true that it's priceless, but it's better for Ma Xiaohu not to tell them that it's leftovers from his ancestors.

He didn't expect that Feng Lidao's marriage would be such a big event when he went out of the palace to play, and he didn't know that Gu Shaotang actually used Shi Tianzhu to make things difficult for Feng Lidao. Searching and feeding the ancestors made Feng Lidao almost unmarried.

Fortunately, Feng Lidao still got Shi Tianzhu.

"What if you didn't get it?" When toasting, Ma Xiaohu couldn't help the gossip in her heart and bit her ears in the wind, and her eyes were sneaking at the strange bride who lifted her hijab and made her brothers drink too much.

"Besides cooking raw rice and cooked rice, I originally planned to step on the auspicious time to come out and directly carry someone into the bridal chamber." It seems that Feng Li Dao is not a fuel-efficient lamp, although he is a little more manly than before, he is as slippery as ever.

"Bu Cangzhou!" Gu Shaotang, who was fighting for a drink, blushed with embarrassment.

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"Have you seen enough excitement? Do you have to listen to the corner again before leaving?" Yu Huatian raised his eyebrows and looked at Ma Xiaohu whose eyes were still shining.

"No, no." Knowing that Yu Huatian sneaked into the palace and misheard the corner of the wall before taunting him, the half-drunk Ma Xiaohu repeatedly waved his hands and said no.

"You are so boring." Boring also accompanied Ma Xiaohu to Yuhuatian in Baishui Village and went down the mountain.It seems that Ma Xiaohu is stalking Yuhuatian, but Yuhuatian is conniving Ma Xiaohu to let him do whatever he wants.

"Hey, wait a minute." Ma Xiaohu stretched out her hand to wrap around Yu Huatian's fingers and pulled him back.

"Don't even think about it, if you wear a wedding dress to worship, I can consider you wearing women's clothes." Yu Huatian looked into Ma Xiaohu's eyes and knew where his tail was going to be.

"If you're too smart, life will be less fun..." Ma Xiaohu lowered her head, resting her chin on Yu Huatian's shoulder, playing tricks.

"You can be a little more stupid."

"..." Well, anyway, Fenglidao's face looks similar to Yuhuatian's, so I've had enough eyesight today.

Ma Xiaohu continued to hold Yuhuatian like a pillar, secretly took off the cloud cutting ring worn by Yuhuatian's index finger with his entangled hands, and then put a cool thing on Yuhuatian on the ring finger.

"What is this for?" Yu Huatian asked Ma Xiaohu as he raised his pretty hand. Under the silver moonlight, it could be seen that he was wearing a ring on his ring finger.

"In our place, men can marry men. This one is yours, and this one is mine." Ma Xiaohu revealed her ring, as if it matched the one on Yu Huatian's finger.

"Is that so?" Yu Huatian was actually not surprised by the pair of rings that Ma Xiaohu had been hiding on his body for a long time, even if Ma Xiaohu didn't tell him, he could vaguely guess the meaning of the pair of rings.

"Hey, do you want to see a fox marrying a daughter? It's very interesting, marrying a fox girl in a sedan chair like a human being." Ma Xiaohu was embarrassed by Yu Huatian's eyes, and he had a thin skin sometimes, so he should propose marriage It's a coward when it comes to words.

"Not interested." Yu Huatian frowned impatiently, then he stretched out his hand to pinch Ma Xiaohu's chin, and kissed him with one side of his head, a deep, active kiss with lips and tongue intertwined.

Sometimes actions can express the meaning of the heart more directly than words.

Spoiler - the ancestors

The ancestor's IQ is limited, so it can't understand what is going on with the strange sensations that occasionally pass through its body.

When the weird electric sensation surged up again in his body, the ancestor with his blank black eyes looked down at a certain part of himself, and the legendary part that zombies would never harden was raising his head.At the same time, a certain sex emperor was having sex with a factory girl.The color emperor in the distance didn't know about it, and the ancestors didn't understand anything, so something happened inevitably.For example——

"Oh?" The ancestor foolishly stretched out his hand to touch it, and then touched it again, and found that it felt quite comfortable, so he touched it a few more times.

This kind of thing happened several times, and the ancestor was still ignorant, but it liked this kind of self-entertainment of touching and touching again and again.Anyway, Ma Xiaohu didn't have time to deal with it, so it went to play by itself.

"You," but when Cao Shaoqin saw the old ancestor who ran to Heimuya and was having fun in the corner, Cao Shaoqin, who was almost having a cerebral hemorrhage, almost flew into the palace immediately to beat Ma Xiaohu violently After a while, let's see how he made his ancestor religion look like!

"Why did this happen?" The corners of his eyes twitched again and again, Cao Shaoqin grabbed the old ancestor's hand to stop it, and then quickly tidied up its clothes.Obviously it was the ancestor who masturbated, but it was Cao Shaoqin who was ashamed and embarrassed, but Cao Shaoqin was forced to death.However, no matter how chaotic Cao Shaoqin's heart was, when he met his ancestor's ignorant eyes, Cao Shaoqin was completely defeated by the pure and stupid eyes in his black eyes.

"Ji Chao, this is wrong. Even if you want to—" Cao Shaoqin's face tightened, and he was extremely embarrassed. He didn't know how to tell a zombie that it was wrong to masturbate.

"It shouldn't be in the daytime, and don't be outside the house. If someone sees it, it's very bad." Cao Shaoqin suddenly realized that it was not easy for Ma Xiaohu to bring his ancestor by his side for so many years.Who can tell him how to teach a zombie who knows how to masturbate not to masturbate in broad daylight!And the damn zombies can jerk off!

However, the ancestor who was caught masturbating didn't feel uncomfortable at all. Seeing that Cao Shaoqin didn't allow it to play jj, it stared straight at him with a pair of dark eyes.

Cao Shaoqin was still trying to stop the old ancestor's reluctant hand from packing its clothes, but he didn't notice that the way the old ancestor looked at him gradually changed.Cao Shaoqin didn't realize that something was wrong until he was thrown to the ground by his ancestor.

"Ji Chao," the clothes on his chest were pulled away by the ancestor's fingernails. Cao Shaoqin became a little flustered by the ancestor's unbelievable action. He didn't understand why the ancestor who was a zombie would react like a human being, but he did. It is clear that this must be related to that guy Ma Xiaohu.

The clothes continued to be torn apart, and then something cold and stiff was stuck between Cao Shaoqin's legs.

The old ancestor doesn't know how to speak, it only does what it likes to do, so when the brute force old ancestor meets Cao Shaoqin who is also boring, Cao Shaoqin can't push the old ancestor away, and the result is that he is suppressed by the old ancestor to play.It's just that the way of playing this time is a bit too special, and it's also too frightening.

"Ji Chao, you—" Cao Shaoqin, who was taken by surprise by his ancestors forcibly entered, can completely silence his voice now.Because he is a dignified former governor of Dongchang and the current leader of the Demon Cult. He was pressed to the ground by a zombie and was raped. None left.

"Hmm!" The place that was not meant to be entered was pushed open by a cold but hard object, and Cao Shaoqin only felt bursts of intense swelling and cracking pain, and immediately his face turned pale from the pain and he took a deep breath .

"Oh," the old ancestor who followed suit realized that it was more fun than touching and touching again, and then turned into thrusting and thrusting again. I don't know if it was the smell of blood or the weird feeling in his body that aroused his eyes. The blood was red, the ancestor let out a long roar, and two sharp zombie teeth stick out.

"You, ah..." Cao Shaoqin, enduring the pain and not making a sound, was still worried about the blood addiction of the ancestor at this time, but it is strange that the ancestor did not bite Cao Shaoqin's neck, it just turned its neck sideways as if It's like thinking about something, and then he lowered his head and gnawed on Cao Shaoqin's mouth in the same way, but stopped at lip to lip, because the ancestors who can only stick out their zombie teeth haven't learned how to stick out their tongue, as for today's top jj I just learned it recently.

'Ji Chao...'

Cao Shaoqin knew it wasn't Ji Chao, but he was used to calling it Ji Chao, and he didn't know how to call it in the future, or he would keep calling it by this name.

"Hmm." Cao Shaoqin couldn't hold back the overflowing voice when the ramming ancestor hit a certain part inside.Obviously, the pain there was so painful that it made people sweat profusely, but he was able to respond to it again. For a while, various intricate feelings were tightly packed in his heart, which made Cao Shaoqin feel uncomfortable.

"Hiss—" However, the old ancestor who acted completely instinctively made a mess again. The pain caused by the random thrust overwhelmed the pleasure of the stimulation of the prostate. Cao Shaoqin, who was forced to survive by himself, had to pry Open the ancestor's cold lips to divert its attention, and at the same time adjust the posture and angle to adapt to the ancestor's promiscuous thrusting, because I don't know when this ridiculous forced courtship will end, rather than the pain It is better to be killed happily than to die.

If he does not die, based on today's catastrophe, he will never let this old ancestor go in his life.

"Oh... ah..." But when will it end?

The hard-pressed Cao Shaoqin almost died of the blow. Although the ancestor never bit him, it never stopped!

God, will he be killed...

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