ghost groom

Today's Wang Tianci can be said to be proud of his spring breeze. Not only is his official career smooth, but he also has a beautiful woman in his arms.Dahong Xipao is wearing it, and the corners of his mouth never bend down after a whole day.The stage at the entrance was set up a long time ago, and at this time it was beating gongs and drums, and it was very lively.

Today he specially asked people to sing - Hongmen Banquet.

Most of the people who came were familiar faces, and they were chatting with each other at the moment, so it was very lively.No one noticed what was being sung on stage.

"It's such a pity that no one is watching such a beautiful play." Wang Tianci shook his head, stopped and watched in front of the stage for a while, then someone interrupted him.

"Congratulations, my lord." The visitor casually bowed his hand, looked at Wang Tianci and said, "It's almost time, it's time to invite the bride out, everyone is waiting."

"You are?" Wang Tianci looked at this man's eye-catching golden teeth, which flickered in the sunlight, and then saw this man's arrogance, wishing to look at people with his nostrils, and felt unhappy.

"I am the magistrate of Yuzhou."

"Oh." Wang Tianci understood, no wonder he was such a big official, it turned out to be the former magistrate, so he should have blocked this person's way, in the past he said what he said here, but now the emperor suddenly transferred him Naturally, he was not happy to come here, but it was difficult for him to say anything under the weight of the imperial decree.

"Zhang Zhizhou has been talking with his head up, isn't he afraid of cervical spondylosis?" Wang Tianci laughed, "Or did he have a stiff neck last night?"

"you!"

"My bride is naturally the first one I want to see. I'm afraid you won't see the bride with the hijab today. Hahaha." Wang Tianci left with a long smile.

The eight sedan chairs circled the city three times before stopping at the gate of the palace.

Isn't this sick?Where did it come from, and where did it go.

"This means that you will never be able to escape from my grasp in your whole life." Wang Tianci said.

Huan Sheng was shaken to the ground, and if he hadn't been supported by someone when he got out of the sedan chair, his feet would almost give up and he would fall down.

"It's not okay for a lady to be so delicate." Wang Tianci's voice came from beside his ears, and the sound of crackling firecrackers immediately drowned them out, Huansheng didn't hear the rest of the conversation.

There was a piece of red cloth under Huan Sheng's feet, and just as he lifted his foot to move, he was held down by Wang Tianci. Huan Sheng's vision was blocked, and he saw Wang Tianci slightly bow his waist.

"You didn't listen to your homework in the morning. You have to memorize this section of the road. It means that someone will walk you when you go out in this life, and you won't be wronged."

Huan Sheng could feel that there were many people around, old people, adults, children...playing, laughing and cursing, it was very lively.

Huan Sheng felt that his body was not his own, so he let Wang Tianci pass through the crowd and put himself on top of the lobby.

"We are going to pray to heaven and earth."

Huan Sheng couldn't figure out where he was, it was Wang Tianci who turned him around and faced him outside the door, he was usually quite smart, but today he was so stupid.

Do not make noise, let others manipulate you.

It's... so cute!

"Let's start quickly." Wang Tianci couldn't help urging, he was always worried about putting people in front of the public, and the people watching the excitement around him were all staring at him, curiously looking at him who was only shorter than Wang Tianci. The half-haired bride, not to mention the lewd Zhang Zhizhou, must be uneasy and kind, with a pair of wretched little eyes wishing to see through a thin layer of hijab.He thought about ending it soon and shutting him up in a new house so that he could feel at ease.

"Bow to heaven and earth~" the choir shouted, lengthening the ending, watching the two newcomers bow to heaven and earth.

Turning around, Huan Sheng suddenly saw a hand stretched out in front of him - it was Wang Tianci who grabbed his hijab.

"what happened?"

"It's okay, there's a gust of wind." Huan Sheng couldn't see what happened outside, but Wang Tianci could see it clearly.

At this moment, Wang Tianci's eyes were piercing, and he was looking straight at Zhang Zhizhou.There is a small stone wrapped in the red hijab in his hand, which was thrown by the person next to Zhang Zhizhou. Those with sharp eyes can catch a glimpse of the vermilion lips. If it weren't for his sharp eyesight and quick hands, the hijab might fall off, and his bride would be seen by everyone. go.

But at this moment, the wedding was at a critical moment, he had to restrain himself and wait until it was over before going to blow his dog's head!

The culprit didn't feel flustered when he was discovered, so he picked up the teacup on the table and pretended to drink tea.

Wang Tianci covered the hijab more tightly, and when the sound of "send into the bridal chamber" sounded, he hastily carried her into the bridal chamber.

"You eat something to fill your stomach first, and I may have a longer time."

It stands to reason that he should be toasting in the hall at this time. Those officials who had long disliked them had no intention of letting him go. A table is full.

He has the idea of ​​not giving up until he gets drunk.

But who is Wang Tianci, a regular customer in Fangfei Building, who claims to drink a thousand cups, if he doesn't really want to get drunk, there will be another wave of people like him, he can also drink everyone down.

Wang Tianci was not afraid, he rolled up his wide sleeves, he was extremely heroic.

An hour later...

"My lord is really good at drinking, I'm really far behind." Some people began to admit defeat, but those who were drunk did not realize at all that the noisy banquet had subsided unconsciously.

"Don't you want to drink? Let's come again. I'm happy today." Wang Tianci said, picking up the jug, stepping on the round stool with one foot, and grabbing the back coat of Zhang Zhizhou who was already dying on the table with the other hand He poured it into his mouth, he couldn't struggle, and a lot of wine poured into his nose and collar.Extremely embarrassed.

At the beginning there were still people laughing, but the voice of the body weakened after laughing and laughing, this posture is wrong, Zhang Zhizhou was pressed on the table and beaten like a dead pig!

The Hongmen Banquet on the stage outside the door is singing to its climax, the drums are dense and the sound is ear-piercing.

"The king drinks with Pei Gong, and there is no joy in the army. Please dance with your sword."

"Here."

Some people started to sneak out.

"Stop! No one is allowed to leave today without my consent. Ah Fu, close the door!"

With an order, the door was tightly shut.

Some people have already sobered up a lot, this prince is going to give them a blow on this day.

"It's wrong for you to imprison us without authorization, I want to report to the Holy Majesty." These words fell into Wang Tianci's ears as if. "You dare to hit me, I'll go back and sue my mother!"

"What haven't I done yet? Let's wait until you can stand and walk out of this door."

"Do you know why I detained you?" Wang Tianci saw that everyone was as quiet as a chicken. "Don't say it, it's very good. I will give you one last chance. In the future, you can go to court on time or not."

still silent...

"Very good, come here, come as you want!" As soon as the voice fell, a group of thugs rushed in.In a short while, there were neat rows of benches in front of him, and people were tied to each row of benches, like pieces of bacon being dried to dry.

"It's too late to regret it now." Wang Tianci ordered someone to set up a bench, and he sat down on it, and someone brought a small table full of melons and fruits.

This is the rhythm of the show.

Wang Tianci summoned someone and said to him: "Let the troupe outside rest, they have worked hard today."

After a while, the sound outside stopped, Wang Tianci waved his hand, and the thugs who were standing beside "Ba Rou" with the board ready began to fight.

At first, there were still people who were silent, except Zhang Zhizhou.

"Kill me if you have the ability... Ah!... If you don't kill me... Ah! There will be a day when you regret it... Ah!" In the gap, I did not forget to "resistance in the corner".

"What's the matter with you, the beating is not serious, this man can still talk, one or two dollars per board!" After hearing Wang Tianci's words, the man beat harder.

Wang Tianci crossed Erlang's legs, spit out the melon seed shell on Zhang Zhizhou's head, and after a while, he became a hedgehog.

Zhang Zhizhou is used to domineering, how could he endure such humiliation, let alone in front of his own dog legs, which made him hold his head up in front of others in the future!

Thinking of this, he wished he could die of shame.

"You just need to say one word of begging for mercy, and I will let you go."

The board was lifted high and then dropped heavily, and it hurt to hear the sound. Ah Fu watched all this from the side, and listened to the shouts one after another, he finally understood what his master meant in the morning when he said enough firecrackers.This... is a bit of a nonsense.

"There are many villagers outside the door who are preparing to watch. Should I open the door and let everyone come in and observe it?"

"Don't, don't, don't." I don't know who yelled first, "I know I was wrong."

Many people begged for mercy one after another.

Some people have keenly noticed that this Yuzhou has unknowingly changed the sky, and the days of Zhang Zhizhou covering the sky with one hand are about to pass.Learning to stand in line correctly is also a science.

"It would have been better if it had been like this earlier, I've let everyone spend money today, everyone is welcome to come and play again in the future." Wang Tianci said with a smile.He got up and shook off the melon seeds all over his body.

"Even if everyone is climbing tomorrow, we have to climb here to go to the morning court. Thank you for your hard work."

All the officials came to a conclusion, this is a fucking devil, the devil, he wanted to meet the beautiful and beautiful bride, but he didn't expect to get a lot of trouble by not eating the fox.And he could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

In order not to make themselves look too ugly, everyone surprisingly unanimously chose to leave through the back door.I had to put on airs along the way, and only when I got home did I dare to yell and feel pain.

In the end, only Zhang Zhizhou was left struggling.In the end, he couldn't stand it any longer and passed out, so Wang Tianci let him go and carried him out through the back door.

Tie them up and give them a good beating. The old people who don't know what is good or bad have long disliked them, so it's a pleasure to just beat them up. People, if it doesn't hurt, they won't have a long memory.

Just beat it.

How could those ministers know that they were a king anyway, and they would come up with such naive and unappealable methods to punish them. Wang Tianci was just like a child who simply vented his anger.It is really the ignorant that is the scariest.

For the ignorant are not guilty.

Wang Tianci was immersed in the comfort of abusing his power.

Ah Fu was a little worried: "My lord, is it really okay for us to do this?"

"I'm here to reassure the emperor."

"Reassure the emperor?"

"I don't know if I told you, let's go, go..." Wang Tianci was about to talk about entering the bridal chamber, but suddenly he slapped his forehead, opened the door and rushed out.

Fuck, it's all Zhang Zhizhou's fault for delaying his time, he almost forgot all his important props!

What about three o'clock in the afternoon? Now is ancient times. There were no watches in ancient times. He just estimated that the time was about the same, but he couldn't time it accurately.

Wait, belatedly, he realized that he didn't even know where the item dropped.

"Southwest, Southwest, I was wrong, show up quickly!"

"The system you called is busy, please call later. Beep beep..."

"Where did the fucking props drop, and what time is it now!"

"The system you called is busy, please call later. Beep beep..."

Wang Tianci: "..."

Wang Tiancisheng scratched his hair irritably, at this moment, an old man appeared beside him at some point. The old man looked like a fairy. The words of the flag with the words "Immortal Daoist".

"Young man, don't frown and cry on the day of great joy. This old man can help you divination, whether you are lucky in love, fortune, or infertility..."

"Who are you talking about being infertile? My king is in good health!" Wang Tianci said.

"You are from Yuzhou? I will take care of this area from now on, I advise you to be careful in the future!" Wang Tianci said viciously like a street bully.

"The old man is just passing by. Seeing the excitement here, I want to come here to rejoice. If you don't welcome me, then I will leave." The old man shook his head and turned around to leave.

Wang Tianci didn't pay much attention to him. He was looking up at the sky at the moment, and if the important props fell, would it hit his forehead like a pie falling from the sky?

"Didi." Suddenly there was a prompt sound from my mind: I am far away from the target item, please choose carefully.

etc!He didn't do anything with him just now, why did he suddenly move away from the target item... Could it be!Wang Tianci surrendered his suspicious eyes to the back of the old man leaving.

"Hey, old man, stop!"

"stop!"

"Taoist! Please stay!"

"Hey hey, are you calling me?" The old man turned around and said with a smile.

This guy pretended not to hear it on purpose.

"It's you. You know that meeting is fate. I don't know if the Taoist priest would like to give me a glass of wedding wine at my house?"

"Do you have a drink?" The old man's eyes lit up.

"That's natural, keep you drinking enough."

"Is there any peach blossom wine?"

"Yes! There will be soon!"

"That's right, young man, you're very enlightened." The old man patted Wang Tianci on the shoulder, and the two looked like good brothers, talking and laughing as they walked back.

Wang Tianci heard a jingle in his mind: "Congratulations, you have successfully obtained the important prop Zhang Dedao."

This whole person is a prop?Wang Tianci wondered, could it be that some noble person in his life really is?

"My lord, what is this?" Ah Fu asked suspiciously when he saw that Wang Tianci brought back a stranger.

"This is a like-minded person I just met, let the kitchen prepare the dishes and serve him well."

Today he insisted on getting him drunk, and then came up with some useful information to see how divine he was.