Luo Yangchu couldn't believe it. Even if he told the whole class, they probably wouldn't believe it. The key was that Ruan Mian was too young.
"Then what's your name?"
Yes, that's right, Luo Yangchu and Ruan Mian looked "very familiar" to others, but they hadn't even introduced themselves.
"Ruan Mian."
"Luo Yangchu, I will call you Brother Chu from now on, and I will cover you."
Ruan Mian refused, "How old are you?"
Liang Peng came back from playing at this time, and when he heard this sentence, he happily answered for Luo Yangchu: "Brother Chu must be older than you. He is seventeen this year, in January."
"Then I'm older than him. I'm an adult, and I'm also in January."
Liang Peng: "..."
Just as Luo Yangchu wanted to answer that he was older than him, Liang Peng came to act as a shit stick, "Let's go, go back to your seat."
In this way, Liang Peng returned to his position half-pushed and half-heartedly.
For the first time, Luo Yangchu, the straight man of ten thousand years, felt awkward. He said stiffly, "Even if you are older than me, you look younger than me, you should call me brother Chu."
Ruan Mian was very persistent about this matter, shaking her head and said, "But you are younger than me, so you should call me brother."
"But you look younger than me!"
"But I'm older than you!"
"..."
The two suddenly quarreled, and the students all looked this way, so Ruan Mian sat down angrily and didn't want to talk to Luo Yangchu.
Luo Yangchu took out his mobile phone to send a message to his best friend in country M.
Luo Yangchu: Buy me some delicious candy and milk.Oh, by the way, the milk is strawberry.If you buy other flavors, I will beat you to death when you return to China.
Luo Yangchu: We also want all kinds of snacks, delicious ones!
Post another one after a while.
Luo Yangchu: How to talk to girls well?He is not angry?
Luo Yangchu originally wanted to post how to talk to boys well, but this sentence is a bit strange. Although gay marriage is already legal in country Z, but as straight as Luo Yangchu thinks he likes girls at all.
Ai Wenhua was still drinking water when he received the message, but when he saw it, he squirted all the water out.
Ai Wenhua: Damn, you are not kind, you actually want to pick up girls?
Ai Wenhua:? ? ?Eh!No, you want to pick up girls? !
Ai Wenhua: Brother Chu, I advise you to be kind and don't harm other little girls.
Luo Yangchu: I am not asking you to teach me how to speak, but remember to buy more snacks.
Ai Wenhua: The young master of a rich family doesn't know that snacks are expensive!
[Luo Yangchu: Transfer 10000 yuan]
[Payment received: 10000 yuan]
Ai Wenhua: Alright, Brother Chu, go slowly.
After school was finally over, Luo Yang stretched himself. Although he didn't listen to the class very much, he could still understand a little.
Ruan Mian was still working on the problem, Luo Yangchu teased him to take away his pen, but Ruan Mian's grip was too tight and he couldn't take it out for a while, and even drew an arc on a beautiful piece of homework paper.
"Uh?"
Fortunately, Ruan Mian didn't pay any attention to him at all, and directly put the pen and notebook in the small backpack to leave.
"Hey, don't be angry, what's the big deal, I'll make a new copy for you?"
Ruan Mian didn't seem to hear, and left without hesitation.
Ruan Mian: The male god is too bad, I don't want to play with him anymore.
[Be soft, don't be angry, the male god is a straight man, you need to know a straight man! 】
Ruan Mian: Okay...
Luo Yangchu slapped himself on the mouth twice in the classroom, and Ning Yu saw it. Ning Yu thought it was too funny and burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at? Have you ever seen a handsome guy slap his mouth?"
"I haven't seen this before."
-
As soon as Grandpa Ruan finished playing chess, Grandma Ruan prepared the meals. Grandma Ruan is still in good health, so she doesn't like the nanny who does everything by herself.
"Ruan Mian Mian now hurry up and ask about the grandma and male god of the plane, come on, come on, come on!" 』
Ruan Mian went to the kitchen and pretended to be diligent, but Grandma Ruan snickered beside her, thinking that Ruan Mian had no money and came to pretend to be diligent.
"Grandma, there's a boy next door who goes to the same school as me..."
Grandma Ruan thought for a long time before thinking of the boy next door that Ruan Mian was talking about, "It's Xiao Luo? You probably didn't know when you just moved here. Don't be close friends with this kind of person?"
"why?"
"His father is a wealthy entrepreneur, and his mother was originally said to be an actress, but the two of them left early and found a stepmother. Now they live in a house for him... Not long before you came, he put Someone else beat him, and his father lost a lot of money."
Ruan Mian continued to ask: "Then why did he beat someone?"
Grandma Ruan was silent for a while before she said, "Who knows, he was covered in blood the day he came back from the fight, and his eyes were very scary."
[Ding, dungeon content: find out the truth about the beating of the male god.Reward: random draw. 】
After that, no matter how Ruan Mian asked Grandma Ruan, she said she didn't know, and she really didn't know.
Grandma Ruan also gave Ruan Mian 5000 yuan and asked him to go out tomorrow and Saturday to have fun and not stay at home all day, for fear that Ruan Mian would be bored.
Ruan Mian took the money, knowing that it would be impossible to stay at home tomorrow, and she didn't know where to go to play.
In the afternoon, as soon as Ruan Mian arrived at the school gate by car, Luo Yangchu, who was waiting there early, stopped him, "Give me the backpack, and I'll get it for you."
"I can do it myself."
Luo Yang raised his eyebrows at the beginning, "Be obedient, Brother Chu will help you get it."
Ruan Mian still refused to admit this title, and said stubbornly: "I am older than you!"
"Okay, okay, Brother Mian, I'll help you get your backpack."
When Ruan Mian heard her satisfactory answer, she obediently took off her small backpack and gave it to Luo Yangchu.
The backpack was very heavy. Luo Yangchu opened the zipper and saw that it was full of books. He was afraid that Ruan Mian would be crushed by these books, "Are you stupid? Carrying so many books all day is still so heavy, no wonder you are so short All crushed by your books. Just follow me and play basketball all day."
You are so short!
so short!
so short!
short!
Ruan Mian was very angry. Yesterday she said that her mother said that she was short today. Uncle can bear it and auntie can't bear it!
Ruan Mian didn't have anything around him, only a lot of candy in his pocket, grabbed the candy and threw it at Luo Yangchu, and ran away after smashing the bag.
Ruan Mian: The male god is a badass, a badass, a badass!
[Yes, yes, the male god is a villain, don't be angry, we will go to the male god's house to find out tonight!If the male god really hates you, we will go to the next world.Bah, bah, bah, if you hate male gods, we will go to the next world. 】
Ruan Mian: Good.
It was the first time that Luo Yangchu hated his mouth so much. He picked up all the candies on the ground, and there were thirteen candies in total, all of different flavors.
The girl in the same class as Luo Yangchu was surprised when she saw it and said to her friend next to her: "Oh my God! Brother Chu doesn't even let boys go, it's too scary! Brother Chu will die on his mouth sooner or later."
The other girl was very excited, "Isn't it! But, why do I feel that I have a relationship!"
"Then what's your name?"
Yes, that's right, Luo Yangchu and Ruan Mian looked "very familiar" to others, but they hadn't even introduced themselves.
"Ruan Mian."
"Luo Yangchu, I will call you Brother Chu from now on, and I will cover you."
Ruan Mian refused, "How old are you?"
Liang Peng came back from playing at this time, and when he heard this sentence, he happily answered for Luo Yangchu: "Brother Chu must be older than you. He is seventeen this year, in January."
"Then I'm older than him. I'm an adult, and I'm also in January."
Liang Peng: "..."
Just as Luo Yangchu wanted to answer that he was older than him, Liang Peng came to act as a shit stick, "Let's go, go back to your seat."
In this way, Liang Peng returned to his position half-pushed and half-heartedly.
For the first time, Luo Yangchu, the straight man of ten thousand years, felt awkward. He said stiffly, "Even if you are older than me, you look younger than me, you should call me brother Chu."
Ruan Mian was very persistent about this matter, shaking her head and said, "But you are younger than me, so you should call me brother."
"But you look younger than me!"
"But I'm older than you!"
"..."
The two suddenly quarreled, and the students all looked this way, so Ruan Mian sat down angrily and didn't want to talk to Luo Yangchu.
Luo Yangchu took out his mobile phone to send a message to his best friend in country M.
Luo Yangchu: Buy me some delicious candy and milk.Oh, by the way, the milk is strawberry.If you buy other flavors, I will beat you to death when you return to China.
Luo Yangchu: We also want all kinds of snacks, delicious ones!
Post another one after a while.
Luo Yangchu: How to talk to girls well?He is not angry?
Luo Yangchu originally wanted to post how to talk to boys well, but this sentence is a bit strange. Although gay marriage is already legal in country Z, but as straight as Luo Yangchu thinks he likes girls at all.
Ai Wenhua was still drinking water when he received the message, but when he saw it, he squirted all the water out.
Ai Wenhua: Damn, you are not kind, you actually want to pick up girls?
Ai Wenhua:? ? ?Eh!No, you want to pick up girls? !
Ai Wenhua: Brother Chu, I advise you to be kind and don't harm other little girls.
Luo Yangchu: I am not asking you to teach me how to speak, but remember to buy more snacks.
Ai Wenhua: The young master of a rich family doesn't know that snacks are expensive!
[Luo Yangchu: Transfer 10000 yuan]
[Payment received: 10000 yuan]
Ai Wenhua: Alright, Brother Chu, go slowly.
After school was finally over, Luo Yang stretched himself. Although he didn't listen to the class very much, he could still understand a little.
Ruan Mian was still working on the problem, Luo Yangchu teased him to take away his pen, but Ruan Mian's grip was too tight and he couldn't take it out for a while, and even drew an arc on a beautiful piece of homework paper.
"Uh?"
Fortunately, Ruan Mian didn't pay any attention to him at all, and directly put the pen and notebook in the small backpack to leave.
"Hey, don't be angry, what's the big deal, I'll make a new copy for you?"
Ruan Mian didn't seem to hear, and left without hesitation.
Ruan Mian: The male god is too bad, I don't want to play with him anymore.
[Be soft, don't be angry, the male god is a straight man, you need to know a straight man! 】
Ruan Mian: Okay...
Luo Yangchu slapped himself on the mouth twice in the classroom, and Ning Yu saw it. Ning Yu thought it was too funny and burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at? Have you ever seen a handsome guy slap his mouth?"
"I haven't seen this before."
-
As soon as Grandpa Ruan finished playing chess, Grandma Ruan prepared the meals. Grandma Ruan is still in good health, so she doesn't like the nanny who does everything by herself.
"Ruan Mian Mian now hurry up and ask about the grandma and male god of the plane, come on, come on, come on!" 』
Ruan Mian went to the kitchen and pretended to be diligent, but Grandma Ruan snickered beside her, thinking that Ruan Mian had no money and came to pretend to be diligent.
"Grandma, there's a boy next door who goes to the same school as me..."
Grandma Ruan thought for a long time before thinking of the boy next door that Ruan Mian was talking about, "It's Xiao Luo? You probably didn't know when you just moved here. Don't be close friends with this kind of person?"
"why?"
"His father is a wealthy entrepreneur, and his mother was originally said to be an actress, but the two of them left early and found a stepmother. Now they live in a house for him... Not long before you came, he put Someone else beat him, and his father lost a lot of money."
Ruan Mian continued to ask: "Then why did he beat someone?"
Grandma Ruan was silent for a while before she said, "Who knows, he was covered in blood the day he came back from the fight, and his eyes were very scary."
[Ding, dungeon content: find out the truth about the beating of the male god.Reward: random draw. 】
After that, no matter how Ruan Mian asked Grandma Ruan, she said she didn't know, and she really didn't know.
Grandma Ruan also gave Ruan Mian 5000 yuan and asked him to go out tomorrow and Saturday to have fun and not stay at home all day, for fear that Ruan Mian would be bored.
Ruan Mian took the money, knowing that it would be impossible to stay at home tomorrow, and she didn't know where to go to play.
In the afternoon, as soon as Ruan Mian arrived at the school gate by car, Luo Yangchu, who was waiting there early, stopped him, "Give me the backpack, and I'll get it for you."
"I can do it myself."
Luo Yang raised his eyebrows at the beginning, "Be obedient, Brother Chu will help you get it."
Ruan Mian still refused to admit this title, and said stubbornly: "I am older than you!"
"Okay, okay, Brother Mian, I'll help you get your backpack."
When Ruan Mian heard her satisfactory answer, she obediently took off her small backpack and gave it to Luo Yangchu.
The backpack was very heavy. Luo Yangchu opened the zipper and saw that it was full of books. He was afraid that Ruan Mian would be crushed by these books, "Are you stupid? Carrying so many books all day is still so heavy, no wonder you are so short All crushed by your books. Just follow me and play basketball all day."
You are so short!
so short!
so short!
short!
Ruan Mian was very angry. Yesterday she said that her mother said that she was short today. Uncle can bear it and auntie can't bear it!
Ruan Mian didn't have anything around him, only a lot of candy in his pocket, grabbed the candy and threw it at Luo Yangchu, and ran away after smashing the bag.
Ruan Mian: The male god is a badass, a badass, a badass!
[Yes, yes, the male god is a villain, don't be angry, we will go to the male god's house to find out tonight!If the male god really hates you, we will go to the next world.Bah, bah, bah, if you hate male gods, we will go to the next world. 】
Ruan Mian: Good.
It was the first time that Luo Yangchu hated his mouth so much. He picked up all the candies on the ground, and there were thirteen candies in total, all of different flavors.
The girl in the same class as Luo Yangchu was surprised when she saw it and said to her friend next to her: "Oh my God! Brother Chu doesn't even let boys go, it's too scary! Brother Chu will die on his mouth sooner or later."
The other girl was very excited, "Isn't it! But, why do I feel that I have a relationship!"
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