Master dismantles CP with bare hands in the human world

kiss him!Hurry up!Mu Chu kept cheering himself up in his heart, at critical moments, men can't be cowardly!

Jing Yuan pursed his lips and looked at him provocatively, "Master, have you decided where to kiss?"

Mu Chu: "..."

No, why did he take the opportunity first? ?

It doesn't make him look too weak.

Mu Chu let go of his hand resentfully, forget it, forget it, I lost my momentum today, come back another day.

He was about to back away, but Jing Yuan didn't let him back, put his hands around behind him, pressed down his head and moved his thin lips together.

Mu Chu: "..."

He is really stealing chickens and losing money.

After finally kissing enough, Jing Yuan let him go, and lightly stroked his lips with his fingers, looking at him meaningfully, "Master is so sweet."

Mu Chu is really ashamed and angry, he is still his master, he is still older than him, he has watched those bloody TV series, compared with Jing Yuan, he is a war scum in love, he said angrily He said, "You shut up."

After finishing speaking, I felt that the momentum was not enough, "Go back to your room, I have to rest."

"How about I sleep with Master?"

Mu Chu said concisely, "No."

Jing Yuan stood up helplessly, well, he was too provocative, so he said pitifully, "Master, I'm afraid of the dark."

Afraid of the dark? ?

How could he not know that he was afraid of the dark.

Every night in Kunlun, I feel the night and look through his window. Will people who touch/hand/move/feet/fear him be afraid of the dark?

Mu Chu: "Go back, or I won't take you on a date tomorrow."

Hearing what he said, Jing Yuan blinked, and his heart was as bright as fireworks exploded——

Master said that we want to date!

Master wants to go on a date with him!

Master took the initiative to go on a date with him!

He was so elated that he even blushed for a moment.

Mu Chu looked at Jingyuan Ruyu's face with two blushes, and he even lowered his head shyly! ?

Uh, is this making you blush?So what was he doing just now? ?

After a long time, the clown is actually me?

Afterwards, Jing Yuan's voice was as thin as a mosquito's gnat, and he replied, "Then Master, rest well~"

In the evening, Mu Chu tossed and turned, determined to regain the spot in tomorrow's date, so he turned over and sat up, biting the tip of his pen, and densely listed a series of specific matters about the date and various precautions on the paper.

As a qualified boyfriend, with his... er... wife? ? ?

Is that what it's called?There seems to be something weird.Why don't you call me a little boyfriend? ?

This is still a bit weird.

Damn, why is this title so bald.

Forget it, let's call him the little boyfriend, um, he will definitely do a good job on his first date with his little boyfriend.

Mu Chu looked at the one-page masterpiece that he racked his brains to write, and raised his lips. His little boyfriend would be moved to tears by him, wishing he could make love with him.

Bah, what's a body promise? Usually, it's rare for Jing Yuan to take his clothes off and want to make a body promise to him?

However, Jing Yuan didn't know what he was worried about, every time he made the two of them burn with desire, but insisted not to make the last step...

Mu Chu has always been thin-skinned in these matters, so he would not take the initiative to ask him why.

Not to mention that Mu Chu has never been in love at all, except that Bai was accused once in the previous life and in this life, Feng Mingxiao from the Lingxiao Palace was almost taken into marriage in this life, so you let him guess. Monk Zhang Er was even more puzzled by Yuan Yuan's thoughts.

He doesn't understand what the other half of the relationship is thinking, even though the love object is the same gender as him.

All in all, when it comes to how to fall in love, Mu Chu is just like a single-celled creature, no matter how much he fumbles, he won't be able to get one more cell, otherwise he wouldn't have such a low EQ that he insisted on telling Jing Yuan that he likes him Two words, he knew and confirmed Jing Yuan's thoughts towards him.

It is conceivable that if Jing Yuan had never confessed to him, based on his low EQ reflex arc, it would take him ten laps around the world to discover that his obedient little apprentice did not treat him with a teacher-student relationship of respecting teachers, but rather It was an evil attempt to take Master home.

It is also because the master's reflex arc is too long, many times when two people fall in love, they can only understand the unspeakable things, but the master just doesn't understand, and the little apprentice thinks that he knows but just doesn't want to.

It is precisely because of this misunderstanding that the two of them are still innocent and have wasted a lot of good time for nothing.

As for the problem of the master's EQ reflex arc being too long, the little apprentice only discovered it later. It can be said that the longest road that the little apprentice Jing Yuan has traveled is not a crooked road, but the reflex arc of his master. .

Of course, after discovering this problem, the little apprentice didn't do any stupid things that can only be understood and unspeakable. He just teased and teased his master in various ways, which shattered Mu Chu's three views.

But that's all for later.

But now Mu Chu is looking at his draft, and is still excitedly revising it until late at night, with his upper and lower eyelids constantly fighting before giving up.

In Mu Chu's plan, the first way to flirt with her little boyfriend is to get up earlier than him, and then give the little boyfriend a bed-boom unexpectedly, and softly say "Good morning."

However, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes. What he didn't expect was that Jing Yuan would wake up earlier than him.

When Mu Chu opened his eyes, Jing Yuan was sitting at the head of his bed, his eyes were gentle and said, "Good morning, Master." Then he lowered his head and rubbed his forehead.

Mu Chu: "..."

Not counting, not counting this morning.

The second way to flirt with your little boyfriend is to carefully prepare a delicious breakfast for him.

Mu Chu sat at the table, looking at a table of delicate and nutritious breakfast...

Jing Yuan sat across from him with a smile and looked at him: "I made these according to Master's taste, Master, have a taste~"

Mu Chu glanced at him resentfully: "..."

This doesn't count either!

Mu Chu looked at Jing Yuan with joy on his face, and finally finished his love breakfast.

Well, the next step is the third trick to tease your little boyfriend, take him to a romantic place to cultivate feelings.

However, Mu Chu is being pulled by Jing Yuan to sit on a small boat at the moment, rafting in the pond full of blooming lotus.

The lotus leaves are infinite, and the lotus flowers are different.

Mu Chu looked depressedly at the lotus flowers that overflowed with fragrance and swayed gently in the breeze.

He just wanted to take the lead once, why is it so difficult...

This plot should not be like this!He is a 1.7 meter man!How could she be teased back by her boyfriend so easily!

Jing Yuan looked at him with a gloomy expression, and said cautiously: "Is there something on your mind, Master?"

Seeing Jing Yuan's tense look, Mu Chu inexplicably felt his heart twitch, and quickly said, "No."

Jing Yuan's eyes darkened, "Master, won't you tell me?"

"No, don't think too much about it."

Jing Yuan said depressedly: "Well, I see..."

Mu Chu looked at his dejected look, his whole heart was fluctuating, and quickly explained: "I really don't have any worries, and I'm not unhappy!" After finishing speaking, he turned his face and added in a low voice , "I just think these should be prepared by me."

Jing Yuan was taken aback when he heard the words, and then his pupils shrank slightly. The master said that he should prepare...

So Master specially prepared a surprise for this date with him?

So, in fact, does Master value this date very much in his heart?

So, Master really has him in his heart...

Jing Yuan only felt that his whole heart was warm and sweet. There was a person in his heart, and this person filled his whole heart. After a while, he lowered his eyes, and his long and thick eyelashes cast a layer of sweetness on his eyes. With a dense silhouette, he said shyly, "What did Master prepare?"

Mu Chu was taken aback when he heard the words, the depression just now disappeared without a trace, and he said in embarrassment: "Actually, it's nothing."

I just plan to use candles and petals to place a big heart for you to create a romantic atmosphere, then run happily together in the sunset holding hands, and finally watch the stars, the moon and the fireworks under the starry sky.

There is no way, there is no movie theater, amusement park, and haunted house where you can flirt like in the previous life, not to mention that he is also a novice in love, so I can only think of using this vulgar and old-fashioned way to coax him little boyfriend.

He also painstakingly prepared a lot of earthy love stories, thinking that telling his little boyfriend might also make him happy.

Jing Yuan took his hand and looked at him earnestly. There was a little expectation in his dark eyes, and his voice was filled with heart-warming joy, "I'm very curious and interested. Master can bring you something Shall I try your date?"

Mu Chu's ears were slightly red, and he coughed, "Really?"

"Hmm~"

Although the love petals are too late to prepare now, in Mu Chu’s plan they can still watch the sunset together, chase each other happily on the beach full of afterglow, and then go to the stars, the moon and the fireworks, yes, It's also quite perfect, Mu Chu thought secretly.

So they docked the boat, and when they were holding hands and preparing to go to the beach where the plan could be implemented, they unexpectedly ran into an uninvited guest head-on——

Su Ziyu.

Mu Chu had dark lines on his face, while Jing Yuan lowered his eyes, and quietly loosened the hand of the person beside him.

Su Ziyu was dressed in a white dress with golden cloud patterns, and he was extremely chic. He was obviously very excited to see his best friend, "What a coincidence, I ran into Brother Chu here. Hey, Brother Chu, why do you look unhappy?"

After saying this, he leaned closer to Mu Chu in a mean way, "Say something unhappy to make me happy, brother."

Mu Chu: "I'm not happy to see you."

Su Ziyu looked surprised, "Huh? No, we haven't seen each other for so long, so you don't miss me?" He sighed faintly, "Brother Chu is so heartless, it's useless for me to miss you all the time." looking at you."

Mu Chu looked at him speechlessly, "...can you speak normally?"

Su Ziyu tilted his head, "Why am I not talking normally?"

Mu Chu: "..."

Su Ziyu took Mu Chu's shoulders and led him to the nearby restaurant, "Okay, I won't tease you." Suddenly he seemed to have thought of something, looked around secretly, and asked in a low voice , "Brother Chu, isn't Li Qingqi here?"

"No."

"I can rest assured that."

Su Ziyu turned around and saw Jing Yuan following them, and said hello, "Jing Yuan, you are also here, are you two going shopping together?"

Jing Yuan didn't look sideways, and didn't want to talk to him.

[The author has something to say: Jing Yuan (blush): Master, the subtext of the date is to let me wash it for nothing and wait for you on the bed.

Mu Chu: What is my little head thinking about every day!

Jing Yuan: I miss you~

Mu Chu: ...]