Master dismantles CP with bare hands in the human world

Mu Chu returned to Shuangjiang Baixue Residence, where he had been away for four years. Although he hadn't lived in it for four years, it was still clean and spotless.

He looked at the overly clean room in front of him, and was really surprised. He thought to himself that the senior brother of the sect master often sent someone to clean it. The senior brother of the sect master always took good care of him as a junior.

Lying on the bed, Mu Chu no longer had the energy to think about anything else. The short time spent alone with Jing Yuan tonight really exhausted his mind. , and fell into a deep sleep.

He had a good night's sleep last night, and Mu Chu felt refreshed the next day. As for the vague and unknown feelings of yesterday, he had already lost sleep last night.

Early in the morning, after finishing packing, Mu Chu stepped into Xu Jinhou's "shabby room" leisurely.

Xu Jinhou had already practiced a round of swordsmanship, and when he saw Mu Chu stepping into the "shabby room" in white clothes with a smile on his face, he was so surprised that the long sword in his hand almost fell to the ground.

He was overjoyed, swung his long sword into its sheath, and hurriedly walked forward, "Junior brother, you are out of customs!"

Mu Chu stood still, saluted politely, and said with a smile, "Brother sect master, long time no see."

Xu Jinhou swung his arms around him, gave Mu Chu a big hug, and patted Mu Chu's back vigorously, and said cheerfully, "Okay, okay, you're finally out, hahahaha."

Mu Chu's back hurt from his big hands, and he jokingly said, "Brother Sect Leader, if you take a few more shots, I think I'll have internal injuries before going to retreat."

Xu Jinhou let go, and was not angry when he heard the words, and patted him on the shoulder with a smile and cursing: "You are so weak."

"By the way, where is Senior Brother Minran? Is he here?"

"The end of the year is approaching, and all kinds of entertainment between sects cannot be without his help. He should return to Kunlun in two days."

Mu Chu leaned against the evergreen pines and cypresses in the "shabby room", his eyes turned, and he squinted at Xu Jinhou who was at the side, "Senior brother, I found that you are getting lazy more and more, and leave everything to senior brother Minran. Are you trying to tire him out?"

Xu Jinhou laughed, "No, no. But if it weren't for the fact that the head of the sect cannot be passed on lightly, I really want to pass it on to Min Ran. He is more suitable to be the head of the house than me, hahahaha."

Mu Chu rolled his eyes and sent him off, "Just think about it."

Xu Jinhou picked up the kettle on the stone table and poured two cups of clean water, looked at Mu Chu with a smile and said, "Have you seen your little apprentice Jing Yuan?"

Mu Chu sat down on the round stone chair, picked up a glass of clear water and took a sip, the mouthfeel was sweet, and asked: "I've seen it, what's the matter?"

"You have retreated for four years, and your little apprentice has been guarding the gate of the grotto on Cuiwei Peak day and night, just looking forward to your exit."

Mu Chu was taken aback, that's why he happened to meet him when he left the customs last night...

Then Xu Jinhou said slowly: "During your absence, he often went to clean and take care of Shuangjiang Baixue Residence. Junior brother, your little apprentice really cares about you."

After hearing this, Mu Chu felt as if a feather had swept across his heart, gently and itchy. He turned the white porcelain cup with one hand, his eyes drooped, and he replied softly: "Yes."

The breeze blew past, causing the clothes of the two talking at the table to flutter, and quietly planted a small seed in Mu Chu's heart.

……

Although Xiang Muchu left the customs in a low-key manner, the news of his departure only took one morning to spread throughout Kunlun, big and small.

After hearing the news, thousands of people in Kunlun were happy and sad.

The ones who are happy are naturally Mu Chu's tenacious disciples who are strong and strong, and are raised to grow up tenaciously.In the past few years of Mu Chu's retreat, they seemed to have lost their backbone, and the mental skills and swordsmanship they practiced desperately seemed to have lost their meaning, and they lived a decadent life without pressure in a daze.

At this moment, when they heard that the master had returned from retreat, they felt relieved, and now they all gathered in Shuangjiang Baixueju and howled with tears how much they missed the master these past few years, and how difficult it was.

Mu Chu looked at these disciples, who were obviously tall and in their 20s, and were crying like kindergarten children with snot and tears, and his head throbbed.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he looked at them and asked coldly: "Did your cultivation level drop in the past few years of my retreat?"

This insignificant sentence exploded instantly among the disciples, and the whole scene fell silent for an instant.

The dozen or so disciples all lowered their heads silently, not daring to look at Mu Chu.

Mu Chu tapped the wall of the dark green teacup lightly with his fingers, raised his eyebrows and looked at them, very well, since his master is not here, they are all starting to be lazy, do they still want to ascend!

Anyway, in Mu Chu's heart, as long as he is their master, he will be responsible to these disciples to the end.

After a moment of silence, the dozen or so disciples could only hear a faint sentence above their heads——

"Before the new year, if I find out that your cultivation is not advancing but retreating, I will go to Cuiwei Peak and hang upside down to blow the cold wind for three days, and copy your mind a hundred times."

All the disciples trembled when they heard the words. In this cold winter, the cold wind on Cuiwei Peak is three times colder than other places. If you catch a cold when you are punished, ah, then you can only stay in Kunlun for a cold year.

When young men in their 20s look forward to beautiful love, they certainly don't want to stay in Kunlun with a cold during the festive season.

So in the next short period of time, Mu Chu didn't need to watch, each of them practiced sword more diligently than anyone else.

Xu Jinhou came here in his spare time today, and Mu Chu, the Frostfall Baixue, was particularly moved, "In the past, you always whipped these disciples dozens of times, and I was worried that you would whip them after you just left the customs and blamed them for slack cultivation. Now It seems to be worrying too much, hahaha."

Mu Chu picked up the teacup and took a sip of the tea. The fragrance of the tea was overflowing, refreshing, and he said in a light voice, "If this whip can make them work hard, then they will smoke it if they smoke it. If it can't, it's useless to smoke it. What's more, They probably have to meet their sweethearts during the Chinese New Year, so they can't be allowed to meet their little girls with bruised noses and swollen faces."

However, the conversation between Xu Jinhou and Mu Chu was not known by whom.Originally, during the retreat of Mu Xianzun, it was not easy to have a sweet love couple. After hearing that Mu Xianzun was out of the seclusion, he was even more anxious all day long, but now he heard the conversation between Mu Xianzun and the head of the sect. This fearful heart was only slightly settled in the stomach.

Great, it seems that Mu Xianzun will not whip the mandarin ducks and demolish the couples for the time being, thank God.But it's only for the time being, Mu Xianzun is like a ticking time bomb in front of the young lovers, maybe one day it will blow them up.

Today, I don't know who Xu Jinhou heard said, "Our Mu Xianzun is probably looking for a Taoist companion." Chu asked for proof.

Mu Chu looked at Xu Jinhou who was sitting in Shuangjiang Baixueju with his eyes wide open, and was a little bit dumbfounded: "Senior brother, who did you listen to?"

Xu Jinhou stammered and stumbled, "Qing, Qingqi told me. He said that when you and him went to the Wanyan Hall meeting before, he heard you mention that you wanted to find a Taoist companion."

Mu Chu clapped his hands and smiled: "Yes, I mentioned it, but it's been so long, it's hard for Li Qingqi to remember."

In fact, it's not that Li Qingqi wants to remember this kind of trivial matter, but that he has to mention it.

Because Mu Chu had been out of the seclusion these days, his disciples in Qingnang Pavilion who had talked with Taoist companions were in panic all day long, and when they were asked to divide the medicinal materials, sometimes they would be in a trance and misclassify.

When the third time someone misclassified the medicinal ingredients, Li Qingqi finally couldn't take it anymore, flicked his sleeves, snorted coldly and went to the Fuhua Hall to look for Xu Jinhou.

After a burst of cynicism in the Fuhua Hall, Li Qingqi casually mentioned, "Mu Xianzun had the idea of ​​finding a Taoist partner as early as when he went to the Wanyan Hall meeting, the head might as well fulfill his wish and find him a beautiful woman like a flower." The family took him in, so as not to harm people day by day."

Xu Jinhou remembered Li Qingqi's complaints in Fuhua Hall, and silently took a sip of hot tea from his teacup. Naturally, he would not mention these words to his always lonely and cold junior brother, he was afraid of hurting his fragile glass heart.

But in fact, Xu Jinhou really thinks too much, because now Mu Chu really doesn't have the hobby of dismantling CP in his original body. No matter how other people are in pairs, they can be in pairs. As long as you don't come to abuse him as a single dog, he doesn't care about you. Whether to kiss and hug or send directly to the bridal chamber.

Xu Jinhou looked at Mu Chu, and said after deliberation: "Junior brother, what, since you want to find a Taoist partner, why don't I arrange a blind date meeting for you?"

Mu Chu's eyes lit up when he heard the words, "Brother, you want to introduce me to a Taoist companion?"

"Ahahaha, yes, I just don't know if you want to?"

"I would like to."

"Ah?" Xu Jinhou just mentioned that, he didn't expect Mu Chu to agree so quickly, and looked at him in a daze for a moment.

Mu Chu excitedly said: "When will the sect master introduce me to a Taoist companion? I don't need to retreat now, I can do it anytime."

Xu Jinhou was a little overwhelmed, and stared at him blankly, when did the younger brother not reject the matter of Taoist companions so much?And also weirdly passionate about it.Could it be that these four years of retreat have made the younger brother understand what it means to be lonely and cold, so he wants to open it?

In short, it's a good thing to think about it, hahaha.

He looked at Mu Chu and said with a smile, "Okay, we will make arrangements for you when you come back tomorrow."

Mu Chu picked up the teacup and replaced the wine with tea, "Then thank you two senior brothers first."

Therefore, the blind date meeting about Mu Chu was formally finalized on this day.

And the blind date of the Wooden Immortal Venerable was like a meteorite falling into the realm of comprehension, causing a thousand waves of waves for a while.

"Extraordinary, extraordinarily, the wooden fairy who specializes in dismantling Taoist couples actually wants to go on a blind date!?"

"What! Has Master Muxian finally thought about it?! Has he finally been promoted from Yuelao's deadly enemy to a normal person who can be led by Yuelao!!"

"Men Xianzun has a public blind date, there must be some conspiracy..."

"Damn, I always thought that he likes men and that's why he always can't stand men and women in pairs!"

"Has the old man Mu Chu's head that was kicked by a donkey finally healed? He's going on a blind date."

"I bet this is definitely the most exciting news before Chinese New Year."

"Come, come, let's first guess which blind beauty will fall in love with the transformed Mu Xianzun."

"Speaking of which, should I join in the fun with the Mu Xianzun's blind date, I might be caught by accident. After all, the Kunlun Mountain family has a big business, so there are not many good opportunities like this~"

"Hey, it seems that the scum leaderboard that has been complained about is going to be replaced. Hey, let me see who the next scumbag is..."

There are different opinions in the cultivation world, and everyone is expressing their own opinions. The discussion on this topic can be said to be rising steadily. In the end, everyone from a 60-year-old woman to a three- or four-year-old child knows about the unprecedented blind date of Master Mu Xianzun. .

Some people even made up a storybook based on this incident, and also included funny nursery rhymes.

The name Mu Chu became popular all over the country for a while, and successfully became the talk of people after dinner.

[The author has something to say: Mu Chu: It's time to get rid of the single dog label!

Jing Yuan (resentment): Didn't Master have me? 】