Master dismantles CP with bare hands in the human world

Su Ziyu was still dressed in white, wearing a flamboyant pink fur-collared cloak, his black hair was tied behind his head with a sapphire button, his head was full of blue hair, his eyes were bright and his teeth were bright, regardless of his age, he was definitely considered a He is a handsome young man.

It's just that this handsome young man is obviously in a bad mood at the moment, he frowned deeply, his eyes dimmed, "Brother Chu, I, I have heard about it."

Mu Chu looked blank, "What did you hear?"

Su Ziyu's eyes darkened, "Gu Wanwan's assassination of you..." He paused, took a deep breath, "I'm sorry".

Mu Chu patted him on the shoulder, "It's not you who assassinated me, why are you apologizing?"

"But..." Su Ziyu pursed his lips.

Mu Chu is an old bachelor of more than 20 years, he has never been in a relationship, and he has never been hurt by love. I couldn't stand it anymore, "Su Ziyu, can you be a little man? You can pick it up and put it down."

Su Ziyu sniffed, calmed down, and exhaled, "Brother Chu, go out with me to relax."

Mu Chu: "The Wanyan Hall is still open today..."

"It's warped. Anyway, there's nothing nice to say." Su Ziyu turned her head to the side and said lightly.

Seeing Su Ziyu's aggrieved and sad appearance, Mu Chu finally couldn't bear to refuse, who doesn't have one or two sad things that he wants to tell his friends.

He raised his hand and put a sound-transmitting paper kite on his fingertips and sent it to Xu Jinhou, then wrapped his arms around Su Ziyu's shoulder, "Let's go."

"Master, I want to go too..." Jing Yuan tugged on Mu Chu's sleeve and said pitifully.

Mu Chu looked at Jing Yuan's little expression, then at the hand holding his sleeve, pulled out the sleeve silently, and coughed lightly: "Then let's go together."

The three of them were about to walk out of the gate all the way, but they saw Li Qingqi stepping towards the gate with one hand in the sleeve of the other.

As a result, the two-person group that was supposed to skip the meeting turned into a three-person group, and finally turned into a four-person group inexplicably.

"So why did you skip the meeting with us?" Mu Chu looked at Li Qingqi, who appeared on the right, and said.

Li Qingqi's arrogant eyes grew to the top of his head, and his venomous tongue remained the same, "If it wasn't for saving face, I wouldn't bother to come to such a boring place to participate in boring discussions. I'm a medical fairy, and seeing a doctor, why should I be here?" There will be a consultation session inside, and ask if you are all sick?"

It was also fortunate that Li Qingqi was the reincarnation of Hua Tuo, someone else would have been dragged to flog the corpse long ago.

There are four people in their group, one is the master of Misty Peak, one is the Immortal Doctor, the other is the Kunlun Wooden Immortal Venerable, and the other one is still unknown, but just looking at that face, it is definitely an existence that cannot be ignored.

Therefore, when they walked on the street together, those who knew them or did not know them would subconsciously look at them twice.

Su Ziyu said uncomfortably under the gaze of passers-by, "Aren't we too eye-catching?" He paused, frowning, "How about buying a hat?"

Mu Chu subconsciously glanced at Jing Yuan, um, I really should buy a curtain hat.

The four of them entered the clothing store, where there were all kinds of hanging hats, including a very eye-catching green hat...

Mu Chu glanced at the green veiled hat, and cursed in his heart, he didn't know any retarded person would buy this color veiled hat.

Then he reached out to pick up a pure white veiled hat next to him, who would have thought that a hand stretched out beside him at this time, and picked up that... green hat without hesitation...

Mu Chu was about to see who the strong hero was, but when he turned his head, Su Ziyu had already put the green hat on his head.

……

The other three present consciously distanced themselves three steps away from him.

Only Su Ziyu didn't seem to notice it, and said in admiration: "It's just right, it's quite suitable."

It may be the first time that the shop owner saw someone directly wearing a green hat on his head, and the corners of his mouth twitched, but he still insisted on the ideal and belief that doing business is important, with a smile on his face: "Isn't it, this This fairy really has vision."

What does it mean to open your eyes and talk nonsense.

This is.

Mu Chu sighed, he really is a talent.

Su Ziyu glanced at the other three who were hiding far away, full of doubts, "What's wrong with you?"

Li Qingqi looked at him with a strange expression, "If you really don't feel angry, I suggest you just use the red crest instead of wearing a green hat to torture yourself."

Su Ziyu heard it in a cloud of fog, from "heart is not angry" to "crane top red", and then to "green hat", and finally her brain circuit was locked on "green hat".

He finally noticed something was wrong, when did he wear a green hat!

eye with eye

He took off the veiled cap on his head and asked eagerly, "What color is this?"

Li Qingqi narrowed his eyes slightly, and keenly sensed that he was sick, "You are a person with color recognition impairment."

Su Ziyu slammed the green curtain hat on the shop owner's face, and said angrily: "Unscrupulous merchants, unscrupulous business"!

Obviously, with Su Ziyu's self-cultivation, he couldn't swear any extreme words.

Mu Chu thought that Su Ziyu had some special hobbies, and after a long time, he was colorblind, so...

He patted Su Ziyu on the shoulder, "Do you know the color of this cloak you are wearing?"

Su Ziyu looked back at him, frowned, and asked, "Isn't it white?"

Mu Chu: "..."

How long has he been kept in the dark?Mu Chu looked at him pitifully, and pointed to the cloak on him, "This is pink."

pink?

pink!

Su Ziyu opened his eyes wide in disbelief, and suddenly grabbed the cloak on his body with one hand and threw it to the ground, with grief and indignation: "Lie to me!"

Misty mist gathered in his eyes, trembling with anger, he raised his hand and wiped it randomly on his face, turned around and ran out.

Li Qingqi was very interested in this newly discovered patient, with a hook of his mouth, he raised his legs and chased after him.

Mu Chu and Jing Yuan stared at each other. Mu Chu was startled when he realized that he had unknowingly opened up a hidden plot, while Jing Yuan was at a loss.

When the two of them chased them out, the two had already disappeared.

Those two people were both older, not to mention that Su Ziyu's cultivation level was not low, Li Qingqi would not be in any danger following him, and Mu Chu was not in a hurry to search for these two people all over the street for a while.

It's just that the pleasantries are over, so it's a pity not to go out for a stroll.

Mu Chu and Jing Yuan walked side by side on the street. At first, Mu Chu looked here and there very leisurely, but soon this kind of leisurely mood was thrown out of the blue.

"Xianjun Xianjun, do you have childhood sweethearts?" A six or seven-year-old girl in brocade clothes was holding a bunch of candied haws and standing in front of Jing Yuan. , looking up at him with big eyes shining brightly.

Jing Yuan squatted down with a good temper and kept her eyes level with her, his clear voice was like gurgling water: "Are you lost?"

The little girl shook her head like a rattle, and asked again stubbornly, "Does Xianjun have childhood sweethearts?"

Mu Chu saw that this girl seemed to be on the same line with the words "childhood sweetheart", and couldn't help asking: "What do you ask childhood sweethearts for?"

The little girl looked innocent and innocent: "In the drama, it is always sung that childhood sweethearts will eventually get married, and there is no doubt about their love and affection."

Such a young child actually knows the word "love without doubt", Mu Chu suddenly has a sense of sight that slaps the face of a thousand-year-old single dog.

The little baby stared at Jing Yuan with bright eyes, and shook the candied haws in his hand, "If this fairy doesn't have a childhood sweetheart, then half of my candied haws will be shared with you, and you will be my childhood sweetheart, okay?"

Good guy!

Has such a young child already learned to find a future boyfriend for himself? ?

Really excellent!

However, Mu Chuzheng wanted to euphemistically mention to Jing Yuan that although the hero's halo is heaven-defying, this kind of underage flower of the motherland cannot be harmed.

Before he could say anything, he heard Jing Yuan say to the little girl: "I have a master." His voice sounded a little deeper than before, which he had never heard before.

Before Mu Chu had time to think about it, he saw the little girl pouted and looked at Mu Chu. Mu Chu inexplicably saw the word "dislike" in her eyes, and then said in a complaining tone: "Is Xianjun's childhood sweetheart so old?"

"old age"!These three words instantly pressed down on Mu Chu's shoulders like a mountain.

However, the little girl was still not surprised and continued to add: "He can be my father at this age. Would you like to consider changing to someone younger, such as me, to be your childhood sweetheart?"

Mu Chu was stabbed in the air, which really pierced Lao Tie's heart.

Jing Yuan patted her head, and said softly: "Good boy, Master is very good, you go home quickly."

The little girl wrinkled her nose, glanced at Jing Yuan angrily, and then at Mu Chu, who was lying innocently beside her, and said angrily, "Do you think I'm wrong! Hmph, I didn't!"

Then she held the red candied haws in one hand, and pointed at Mu Chu with the other, with an impassioned expression on her face, "He..."

When Mu Chu saw her pointing at him, he didn't say any shocking adjectives for a long time.

He was a little relieved, and put the glass heart temporarily glued with 502 back into his stomach with peace of mind.

But seeing her racking her brains, her facial features were almost wrinkled together, and then her eyes lit up, and her wrinkled facial features instantly stretched out, and she yelled out the shocking words in a childish voice: "He is an old cow eating tender grass!" !"

puff!

Mu Chu vomited three liters of blood on the spot.

Whose brat is this!Don't stop me, I want to go up and teach her what is etiquette, righteousness, integrity and shame, what is respect for teachers, what is not to say what you say, think twice!

Jing Yuan patted her little head lightly: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

The little girl covered her patted head with both hands, her mouth shrunk, and she said aggrievedly: "Hmph, I don't give you any candied haws!" After she finished speaking, she ran away.

Inexplicably, Jing Yuan thought it was very funny, stood up, raised his eyes to look at Mu Chu, but seeing Mu Chu's phoenix eyes were slightly red at the end of his eyes, he glared at him angrily, and walked forward quickly.

He was taken aback, and hurried to catch up, "Master!"

Jing Yuan went around in front of him to block his way, and said softly, "Master, are you angry?"

Mu Chuyun turned his head away without looking at him, without saying a word.

He was really hit.

Standing together with Jing Yuan, he has become an old uncle who can be a father!

He has also become an old cow who intends to get his hands on the tender grass!

What kind of young grass and old grass, he hasn't eaten it at all, okay?

Ah, no, since when did he have unreasonable thoughts about the hero! !

It is said that there is no scruples in children's words, so let me have a look at you.

Obviously I am still a remarkable handsome man!

[The author has something to say: Mu Chu: Am I an old cow! (turn the table)

Jing Yuan (blushing): Master is a tender grass, and I am an old cow.

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