The magic world of farming

There are too many radishes, I was cursed by radishes today, I chopped my fingers with a kitchen knife when I was cutting radishes (fortunately, it only cut through a layer of flesh, and the injury was not deep) TAT, but it was also bleeding profusely~ It hurts so much, at noon It hurts, it still hurts now, and I can only use four fingers to type on my left hand

There are a little less words tonight, alas, the pain is so painful that I don’t have the energy

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54. Meet the parents ②...

The author has something to say: the enthusiastic mother took Emma away, leaving only the father and son (female) three people, you look at me, I look at you, the atmosphere was a little stiff for a while.

"Uh, since your mother hasn't been interested in making clothes for others for a long time, this time you brought your partner back, she is a little overexcited, Lancelo, please be considerate." Lancelow's father first broke the deadlock and said After speaking, he picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea.

"I know." The family has a mixed attitude towards his mother's hobby. She is indeed very talented in this area. Members of the family are willing to wear the normal clothes she makes. Please note that is normal.In fact, most of the clothes made by the mother are normal, but if you put the skirt on yourself or the fourth child, it is a bit abnormal.For example, when she returned from a trip to a foreign land, she immediately made a set of costumes in the style of foreign dancers. She didn't wear the clothes she made herself. The children couldn't wear them. Later, her mother threw the clothes in front of her father. , Ask him to try... I hope my mother will not give Emma those weird clothes and scare Emma.

"It's not yet three o'clock, I guess your mother may have to toss until dinner time." Lancelow's father took out a chessboard and put it on the table. "This is a kind of chess that I learned when I was traveling. You should I will do it, come and play a few games, chat while playing chess, and pass the time"

Lancelot took a closer look. Isn't that the checkers sold in Emma's shop? His father also...

"Draughts, father, you really know my heart. I'm just looking for someone to learn from." Seeing my father take out a checkers board, I was so excited, "Hurry up, I want red beads."

"The black one is mine." Father took out the black beads and put them away. "Lancelo, what color do you want?"

"Then let's ask for the green one." Lancelot casually reported a color, thinking to himself, let's get it.

"Mother, did you make this one on your body yourself?" Emma asked.

"My child, you have a really good eye. I did this, how about it?" When it comes to her own works, the mother is always very interested.

"I'm really looking forward to the clothes you made for me," Emma said with an expression of admiration and surprise, "I feel very honored to have the clothes you designed and made by yourself."

"You are too good at talking, child," the mother covered her mouth and laughed, "much more likable than Lancelot's boring gourd."

"Uh? Lancelot bored?" I didn't think Lancelot was bored. If he was still bored, then many people would...

"Lolo was very cute when he was a child, lively and obedient. Later, for some reason, he became disobedient, and kept a sullen face. When I was in the human world, I heard that human children were rebellious. Period, did Lolo rebel?"

Rebellious period?It is normal for people to have rebellious periods, but elves also have them?Emma suddenly thought of Xiaobai for some reason. Recently, Xiaobai was a little different from the past. One day, he accidentally broke a piece of metal and said that he wanted to pierce a hole in the rabbit's ear. A hole, Emma can't do such a "bloody" thing, so she refused.After being rejected, classmate Xiaobai actually got into an awkward relationship with him, always turned his ass on him, even asked it to be an automatic sprinkler, and it refused to go. It was similar to those students and parents feeling disgusted, Xiaobai also rebelled.But I really miss Xiaobai, a snack. It seems that since the day I picked up Xiaobai, I haven't been away from it for so long.

"Most of Luo Luo's skirts were very beautiful when she was a child, but it's a pity you couldn't see Emma."

"Also, the first finished product Lolo made was a pair of rings. When he finished it and showed it to me, he said it was for her future partner," the mother glanced at the ring on Emma's finger. The metal ring circle, "I knew this when I was so young. We thought he would be a great lover when he grows up. I didn't expect him to be very indifferent to this. We thought he was the best partner for our family. The late one, I didn't expect him to be the first, it's really surprising."

When it came to what happened before Lancelot, my mother's words were like a rolling river, which could not be stopped by a dam, and she talked a lot.

It seems that many mothers have such a hobby, like to tell their other half about their children's embarrassing stories, Emma thought.I remember the first time my cousin took a man home, her mother dragged her uncle-to-be to nagging for a long time, and all the embarrassing things were revealed, so that the cousin, who has always been known for his thick skin, was criticized by her mother flushed.

"Oh, I've said so much that I almost forgot the business, come here, look at these clothes." My mother pulled Emma to a door and pushed it open.

Rows of clothes were neatly hung on the shelves in the room, with different colors and styles, and many of them were shiny. Emma felt that her eyes were about to be blinded.

"Is that too much?"

"Where are there too many?" Mother gently pushed Emma into the room, "When I was making the clothes, I kept thinking about how my Lolo's partner would look in these clothes, so I was looking forward to it."

Help, Lancelot~ TAT Emma burst into tears.

"What's wrong? Don't you like it?" Mother asked, seeing Emma's distorted expression.

"No, I was just so surprised that I couldn't bear it all at once." Although Lancelot had given TAT a vaccination, he was still shocked. No wonder no one wanted to be a model.Also, isn't this made for me? Why is there a skirt? A skirt...

"Hey, why are you always absent-minded? You have lost two games, Lancelot." The elf queen twisted a chess piece, "Worried about your children?"

"I really didn't expect you to be the first one to bring a partner back, and you are still a human being." My father glanced at the mark on Lancelow's forehead, "And made a life contract? Although his aptitude is not bad, but it is not enough. If you can’t reach the peak state in your lifetime (advanced high-level and above are collectively referred to as the peak state, and the life span of people who reach that state can be extended to about 600 years old), you are giving him a large part of your life by doing so.”

"I know, father," Lancelot moved a pawn, "I know everything you said, but love is love, there is nothing worth it. Besides, I will try my best to help him practice, after all I also want to be with the people I love longer."

"Since it's decided, let's do it this way," my lord father picked up the teacup again, "It is said that he also made this scented tea, it's really good."

"As long as you like it."

For the mother, the happy time is always short. Before trying on many clothes for Emma, ​​Lancelot knocked on the door and said it was time for dinner.The mother had no choice but to put down the clothes in her hands, and walked out with the brand new Emma.

Seeing Emma's new dress, Lancelow's eyes lit up.Emma usually puts comfort first, wears whatever is comfortable, and doesn't pay much attention to clothing. Now that her mother dresses her up, her temperament immediately improves, which makes Lancelot feel distracted for a while.

"HOHO~ Let me just say, little Emma, ​​when you appear like this, my son will definitely not be able to take his eyes off."

"Mother, please don't say that."

Emma Children's Shoes was shy.

"Ahem, mother, Emma, ​​it's time to go to dinner." Hearing what his mother said, Lancelot turned his head and pretended not to look at Emma, ​​but in fact he was still looking at her from the corner of his eye.

"Oh, son, if you want to see it, just look at it openly." What to aim at.

Lancelot: "..."

"Okay, let's not talk about you, one or two are shy? Really. Let's go, let's go to dinner."

Severe cold ING lightheaded and fainted for a few days after getting off work, I took a shower and just lay down feeling dizzy

It’s a little better tonight, thinking that I haven’t updated it for a few days, I seem to be sorry for the people who support me, but I have to work hard, so I hate it and I’m sorry

After two days of rest, I will make up for it ----- dizzy and turned to the rabbit

55 I want to go to school~

Although in this short (very short in the eyes of mother) two hours, Emma only tried on less than [-] sets of clothes, and most of them were not tried, but mother is still very happy. It’s been a long time since I saw my new work being worn by someone else.This good mood lasted until after dinner, until...

"What? Let's go later?" The mother stared at the father who was sitting in the main seat and was slowly drinking a cup of scented tea. "We just came back last night. Besides, I haven't given those clothes to little Emma yet." It's over!"

"Didn't you say for a long time that you want to see the mirage? If you don't leave tonight, you will have to wait another ten years." Mirage is a magical sight that can only be seen on the snow-capped mountains in the Sodina Mountains. It happens only once every ten years, and each time is only a few minutes.

"Ah, this... well then, let's go." Anyway, little Emma is already a member of the family, and there will be opportunities for fitting clothes. If you miss this illusion, you will have to wait another ten years ah.

When the mother nodded and agreed, both Emma and Lancelot heaved a sigh of relief.

"Little Emma~" Mother beckoned to Emma, ​​"Come here."

"Huh?" Emma was taken aback for a moment, then walked over.

"Come closer, let me tell you..." My mother pulled Emma over and murmured a lot, then gave him a space stone ornament.

"Ah, do you want to do this?" Emma looked surprised, "It's not that good..."

"What's wrong? You want to..."

"Uh……"

"Don't be shy~"

"I'm not……"

"Put away those for you, and the clothes in the fitting room. They are all for you. Put them away."

"Thanks."

"Oh, what's there to thank you for?"

"Ahem, it's getting late, if you don't start, you won't be able to catch up."

"Oh, I got it dear." The mother once again raised the scolded hand and said solemnly, "Little Emma, ​​I will leave my son to you, HOHO~"

Emma's hair was full of black lines, as if she was marrying her son.

Because of her mother's departure, Emma finally didn't have to be tried on clothes, but it was uncomfortable after tossing all afternoon. As soon as she returned to Lancelow's house, Emma lay on the bed.

"The hot water is ready, do you want to wash now?" Lancelot asked.

"Well, I don't want to move."

"I'll take you there."

"Hey, hey, don't use this posture, okay?" A man is hugged by another man's princess, what does that look like.

Hearing this, Lancelow changed his posture.

"Don't you think it's like hugging a child?"

"Do you want me to carry it?"

Emma: ...

absolute harmony after bath

So comfortable!Emma sighed, the mint dew she made is really good, she feels much better after taking a bath

"What did mother tell you just now?" Lancelot asked while helping Emma to dry her hair.

"You want to know?"

Lancelot nodded.

"Don't tell you!"

All creatures are curious, and Lancelot is no exception.

"Tell me!"

Emma smiled and shook her head.

"Tickle you."

"Haha, ha, don't." What Emma is most afraid of is being tickled. As soon as Lancelow made a move, Emma laughed until tears came out.

Don't look at Lancelot's elegant and cold appearance outside, but in fact...Emma saw some signs when we first met two years ago. The more we get along, the more I feel that he is not like the outside world. After being together, those cold and elegant people didn't know where they were thrown away. They were domineering, and they loved to play tricks, which made Emma suspect that Lancelot was not sixty at all, but six.

"Okay, I said I said, stop making trouble!" Emma reached out and grabbed the space stone ornaments on the head of the bed, which were given to him by her mother at that time, "My mother gave me a bunch of them. As for the secret medicine, you also taught me how to put you down, hehe."

"Uh, secret medicine?" Lancelot raised his forehead, what kind of mother do I have, who not only made her son wear girls' clothes when he was a child, but now also teaches his son's partner how to put him down?Also gave all kinds of medicine?

"I haven't had time to take a closer look at the names and effects of those medicines." Emma took out a few bottles from the space accessories, "Wow, the colors I want are really pretty, and there are pink ones? Blossoming peach blossoms? Let lovers When you are in love with each other, you feel like you are in a peach blossom forest where peach blossoms are falling?" Halo, what kind of medicine is this.Emma quickly threw the pink bottle into the space stone jewelry, and then picked up a transparent bottle of bright red potion, just about to take a closer look, Lancelot took it.

"Ice and fire, the feeling of mixing ice and fire." Lancelot bit open the medicine bottle with a smirk, "Let's try this."

"Let me use it on you?" Emma raised her eyebrows, looking back and forth at a certain part of Lancelow.

"How can I let my dear Emma do this kind of physical work?" Lancelow lowered his head and bit off the tie of Emma's pajamas. "Leave the physical work to me."

Emma turned over and pressed Lancelow under her body, "It seems to be good to change it once in a while."

Lancelot picked Emma's chin, "But dear, didn't you say you were a little tired? Let me do it, and I'll talk about the rest later."

"Well, it seems to be."

Lancelot put his arms around Emma's waist and pulled him into his arms, "Honey, I will work hard and never let you down."

Emma rolled her eyes, it's a good thing to work hard, but if you try too hard, then...

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I'm a river crab, who am I afraid of?

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Mother, where did you find these secret medicines? It's amazing.Emma turned her head and glanced at the hourglass with difficulty. It was almost noon, but it was past two o'clock last night, so it was normal to wake up so late.

"Are you awake?" Lancelot was still sitting by the bed with Emma. "How about it?"

"What can I do, my whole body is sore."

"It's because I've gone too far." Lancelot looked sad, "But little Emma is so attractive, I wanted to stop at first, but you still..."

"Stop, stop, stop talking!" Emma pulled up the quilt and wrapped herself up, feeling ashamed. Originally, Lancelot was concerned about his body, and after doing it twice, he planned to clean it up for himself, but he Actually still pestering him, to continue... OHMYLADYGAGA, is it a demon?It's better to hide those secret medicines, it's too scary TAT, Emma burst into tears.As for why Emma subconsciously thought of hiding it instead of using it on Lancelot as suggested by her mother, it is related to a certain "bad habit" of Emma.Whether it is Lin Yu or Emma, ​​there is a little inertia in his bones. If he is not forced by the external environment (orphanage and when he first came here) or encounters something he likes (study plants), he will not be able to work hard .For this kind of thing, he would prefer to be served by Lancelot in most cases, so, my lord, you are disappointed.

"Okay, I won't talk anymore." Lancelow patted the bulging quilt lightly a few times, "Get up and eat something first, and then I'll give you a massage."

"Oh."

"Lancelow, I don't understand much here." Emma pushed the book in front of Lancelow and asked, pointing to a passage on it.

"I'm not very clear about wood-type magic," Lancelot replied after looking carefully, "It's better to ask the wood-type magician in the clan."

"Lancelo, do you think it would be better for me to go to the school system to learn it? I used to read books by myself, but now it's getting harder and harder." Emma took back the book sullenly, "I'm really a little arrogant I feel like I can learn everything.”

"It's not necessary to go to school. It's also possible to find a senior mage of the wood department to explain it to you. There are several elders in the clan who are from the wood department. If you need it, I will go to them and ask. .” The elders like Emma so much, they will definitely be happy to teach him.

"Actually, I kind of want to experience life in a magic school." I used to have money and thought that my younger siblings could study first, so I gave up going to a magic school.Besides, I used to be very interested in schools in the wizarding world when I read novels or something. Now that my family conditions are better, I naturally want to go.

Lancelot thought for a while, and then said, "Yes, I will write to help you apply now."

After speaking, he took out a piece of letter paper, picked up a pen and started writing.After I finished writing, I called Chell and sent the letter within a minute.

"Okay, the admission notice should arrive in a week or so." Lancelow said, looking at Emma with a smile.

"that's it?"

"Yeah, I wrote a letter to my tutor, recommending you to enroll in my name." Lancelow turned his face slightly, and looked at Emma with an expression of "I'm amazing, hurry up and reward me with a sweetkiss" explain.

"I really lost to you." Emma rolled her eyes and gave Lancelot the SWEETKISS he was looking forward to.

"You've been reading for more than an hour, are you tired?" Lancelow picked up a piece of fruit and handed it to Emma's mouth, "Come, eat some fruit."

"It's not very tired." Emma bit the fruit and stretched, "It's just that my butt hurts after sitting for a long time."

"I told you that sitting on a stool is uncomfortable, so I told you to sit here." Lancelow pointed to his thigh, "It's so comfortable, you won't get tired after sitting all day, and it also has a massage function." Made a shoulder rubbing motion.

Emma rolled her eyes again, with your virtue, I'm afraid you should press your shoulders first, and then go down, I'm not so stupid, I took the initiative to run to the mouth of you, a big wolf.

Although it is said that the sheep are not stupid and will not run to the mouth of the wolf, but why the wolf will not take the initiative to attack the delicious sheep?The wolf who takes the initiative will not be starved to death, so the Lancelot wolf takes the initiative, and Emma the sheep sits on the Lancelot wolf brand massage chair.

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