When a natural straight man crosses and becomes Uchiha Madara

After Uzumaki Mito left Konoha, the Ministry of Supervision immediately launched a vigorous canvassing campaign. Madara continued to deliver speeches in various public places, strongly criticizing the psychological and physical damage caused by the unscrupulous YY of the Women's Association to the male ninjas. It aroused the support of many male ninjas. In order to further expand its influence, Madara even applied for canvassing funds from Hashirama, and competed with the Women's Association from all aspects.

It was officially the day of voting, and all the ninjas in Konoha cast their precious votes in the ballot box. When checking the votes, Quanna looked at her brother's expression without any pressure and asked suspiciously: "Brother, aren't you worried?"

"What is there to worry about? Mito is not here, and those people from the Women's Association can't make any trouble."

"Although my brother won over a lot of people in the last three days, I still don't know who will win until the end. The Women's Association also has a great chance of winning."

"They don't stand a chance."

Madara's lips curled up into a very BOSS-style arc. Today, he let the women's association see what is called a black box operation. The previous canvassing activities were nothing more than a smoke bomb to deceive people. In order to play tricks on the final ballot, so that no matter how many supporters the Women's Association has, he will win without losing.

The voting results came out soon. As Madara secretly planned, the number of votes for the Ministry of Supervision was a few more than the number of votes for the Women's Association. Konoha has since strictly banned the existence of real-life danmei articles. This result is very difficult for the members of the Women's Association to accept. , while Konoha's male ninjas were secretly relieved, and finally they don't have to be YY anymore, Madara-sama is really great.

Looking at the disappointed expressions of the girls around, Madara walked up to the rostrum with a happy smile and gave them the final blow, "I believe that everyone in the Women's Association has seen the results, and I hope everyone can abide by Konoha's laws and regulations in the future. Don't waste your precious time on that kind of boring publications. Today's voting activity is over. Please destroy your favorite BL publications after you go back. After an hour, members of my supervision department will search the whole village , Anyone who hides the forbidden books will be punished with seven days of confinement if found, please hurry up and go home and destroy the forbidden books, don’t be caught by me.”

His words immediately sparked protests from the members of the Women's Association, and Madara was unmoved by the timing. An hour later, a village-wide search was officially launched, vowing to completely destroy all BL publications published by the Women's Association from Konoha.

Although there was a buffer time of one hour, Madara didn't intend to waste this time, but took someone directly to the office of the Women's Association, and asked them to move the stacks of BL magazines that he wanted to burn last time but didn't burn outside. The empty space was destroyed. Although the vice president of the Women's Association felt sorry for the painstaking efforts that were about to be burned, he still endured thinking of Uzumaki Mito's order before leaving. The Women's Association is now weak and can only endure it temporarily.

Looking at the BL publications burning in flames in front of him, Madara's heart was filled with refreshing feeling, but he was a little regretful when he saw the members of the Women's Association standing on the opposite side who resisted and did not rush over. In fact, he really hoped that they would come out If you make trouble, then you can take the opportunity to ban the Women's Association.

"Minister, they don't seem to be fooled." Hinata Akihiko, who knew Madara's plan, whispered, and his voice was a little regretful.

"So what if I hide now. Mito is not here to preside over the overall situation. It is too easy for me to ban the Women's Association. Just find an excuse."

Madara raised the corners of his lips evilly, with a strange gleam in his eyes, he would definitely let the girls' association disappear, even if it violated his principles of conduct, he would definitely not be able to stand the rotten girl organization that feigned the pure relationship between him and Quanna to continue Rooted in leaves.

The one-hour time limit was up soon, and Madara said "action", and the people from the Supervision Department immediately searched the banned books within the range of Konoha. Because of the presence of Hinata Akihiko's supercilious eyes, the search went smoothly. The Ministry of Supervision could easily find the hidden BL journal from the female ninjas who were reluctant to burn the magazines, so several female ninjas were sentenced to seven days of confinement.

Older female ninjas would admit that they were stunned when they saw their treasured magazines being searched, but it was a little difficult for the Supervision Department to act against those ignorant little girls who fanatically liked BL magazines, such as this...

"This is my treasure, you are absolutely not allowed to burn it!" A little girl who had just become a ninja shouted loudly holding her cherished BL journal, resolutely refusing to hand it over.

"This is an official business, please hand it over quickly. Since you are young, I can spare you the confinement." Madara said to the loli girl in front of her. He shouted: "Don't! I bought this with money, why should I give it to you? Absolutely not."

Seeing that it didn't make sense to her, Madara reached out and took the BL journal from the girl's arms and said, "This is an illegal publication, and I have the right to confiscate it."

As Madara said, he burned the magazine directly. Seeing the treasured magazine being burned, the girl immediately cried out in tears: "It's too much! How could this be? I'm still supporting your general attack, so go ahead and suffer, curse you Being pinned down by Quannai patriarch SM for the rest of his life, he will never be able to turn over!"

[What a vicious curse! 】Everyone in the Ministry of Supervision came up with this idea in unison, and they were full of sympathy for the minister in their hearts. Being cursed like this would cause a lot of psychological pressure.

The corners of Madara's lips twitched, and then he said to Akihiko Hyuga: "Despise the superiors, and she will be imprisoned for three months without bail."

His punishment caused the onlookers to raise strong protests, and Uchiha Madara glanced at those people coldly and said: "This is the quality of your women's association. You are rude to your boss and have no manners at all. Did Mito teach you like this? I don’t think there is any need for the Women’s Association to exist anymore. I declare that the Women’s Association will be officially disbanded from this moment, and anyone who claims to be a member of the Women’s Association will be severely punished.”

At that moment, the female ninja seemed to see two words on Madara's forehead - devil.

After a short period of eerie silence, strong protests sounded again, and Madara was unmoved so that people threw the loli girl who dared to curse him always into the prison, and then led the people to continue to crack down on illegal publications His action, throwing more than 20 female ninjas into the prison in one day, without any accommodation at all, coupled with his brutal behavior of forcibly disbanding the female ninja, made Konoha's female ninjas hate it, and because of this Madara always suffered. N25 forbidden SM dark abuse texts have sprung up like mushrooms, and have been secretly spread in the hands of ninjas in the village. Therefore, the consequences of offending the women's association are terrible.

After a day of searching, Madara returned home in a happy mood. Quanna, who had already prepared dinner, brought the food in front of him and said, "Brother, you have worked hard."

"It's not hard work, I finally destroyed all Konoha's BL magazines, and I feel very happy." Madara picked up the chopsticks and smiled, and Quanna asked tentatively: "That means brother doesn't need to continue searching, right? "

"That's right, I searched the entire Konoha like a carpet, and even the Hashirama family was not spared. I'm sure there won't be any more people slipping through the net."

Quanna secretly breathed a sigh of relief at Madara's words, and subconsciously glanced at the utility room in the corner of the courtyard. There was a stack of BL publications of the Women's Association hidden in the basement there. It's not the three books I asked for from Qingzi at first, so I have to start talking about it two days ago...

In the evening two days ago, Uchiha Izuna, who was preparing dinner, couldn't help asking in surprise when he saw the unexpected visitor, "Aren't you from the Uzumaki clan? How did you appear here?"

Uzumaki Mito leaned against the door frame and said: "Uchiha Madara can use the shadow part. Shenju goes to the country of fire to find Zongzheng Daimyo as foreign aid, so I can't use the shadow part. Will the body art stay in Konoha?"

"Did you come to me to vote? I will not betray my brother." Quan Nai said righteously.

"It's not about voting. Your brother is really angry this time, and the methods he used are also insidious, so I decided to let him play a game, go back and sort out the family affairs before getting back next time." Mito shrugged. Said, and then told Quan Nai why she came, "I came here to store some things with you."

"Storage stuff?"

"After I leave, your brother will definitely manipulate the voting results, the Supervision Department will definitely win, and the BL journal published by the Women's Association will also become a prohibited item. At that time, he will definitely search the whole village, even Hokage's house. Konoha's only safe hiding place is here, he will definitely not search his own home, so I want to store some magazines here to avoid being completely destroyed."

"I refuse, which is tantamount to betraying my brother."

"You'll help me because you like Uchiha Madara don't you?"

Uzumaki Mito smiled slyly, and Quanna was struck by lightning immediately, unexpectedly her most secret feelings were noticed by this woman.

"Don't show that expression of wanting to kill someone, it scares me." Uzumaki Mito patted her chest exaggeratedly, then took out a BL magazine that Quanna had never seen before and said, "This is The members of the Women's Association and I made it overnight, the special edition of Izumi Izumi and Izumi Izumi, all of which are stories about your love and love with Madara, and there are various illustrations, and there is a passionate H, absolutely If you agree to my request, I will give it to you, how about it? Yes."

Quan Nai fell into a deep entanglement looking at the collector's edition of the BL magazine that was dedicated to the love story between him and his brother, and wanted it so much, but agreeing to Mito's request was tantamount to betraying his brother. .

Seeing Quanna's entanglement, Mito continued to persuade: "It's just helping me to collect some things, how can it be considered betrayal? You think too seriously, don't you really want this collector's edition magazine? The only one in the world I really want a copy of this one, so don’t you absolutely regret it.”

After thinking about it for a while, Quan Nai finally couldn't resist the temptation of the Izumi Izumi and Izumi Madara Brothers' Love Special, nodded and said, "Okay, I promise you."

Uzumaki Mito immediately shouted happily: "Then please, I owe you this favor, and I will pay you back in the future."

In this way, the two made a deal that was absolutely not bright. The poor Uchiha Madara didn't realize that he was put together by Mito, thinking that he had burned all the BL magazines in Konoha, but he didn't expect to There are fish that slip through the net and hide in his home.

Uzumaki Mito is gone, the Women's Association is banned, and the BL journal is also destroyed. Madara feels refreshed. Although he has returned the office that was occupied by Mito, he feels that he and Hashirama share an office. The office is also quite good, so I didn’t move it back, but used that office as a gathering place for members of the Ministry of Supervision, and the tragedy of meeting in the toilet can no longer happen.

After the Women's Association was banned, although the members of the Women's Association made serious protests, there was no backbone Uzumaki Mito, and Uchiha Madara suppressed it with all his strength. Naruto Senjujuma also remained neutral and did not help each other. He was once famous in Konoha After all, the women's association still fell silent, and Madara returned to his previous appearance when he achieved his goal and became lazy again. Hashirama was secretly relieved to see him change back. I have to say that Madara, who racked his brains to defeat the women's association, looked It's really evil, and his behavior can be described as unscrupulous. Fortunately, his attitude in this matter is too fierce, and he usually acts relatively mildly. Otherwise, even if Hashirama is not afraid of him, other high-level people in Konoha will also Secretly beware of him.

The matter of the women's association came to an end. Madara applied for a vacation, but Hashirama sternly rejected it. He didn't want Madara to go to Zongzheng Daimyo. What if the other party had unruly intentions towards him?

Seeing Madara's listless look, Hashirama wants to start a date with him that was delayed by the Women's Association incident. If the atmosphere is good, he will confess to Madara. He doesn't want to wait any longer. Don't know, even if we wait another 20 years, the other party probably just regards him as a good buddy and has no other ideas.

Among the piles of commissions, Hashirama chose a mission location with beautiful scenery and suitable for confession. The sudden commission from the fire country Zongzheng Daimyo broke his mind. Although Zongzheng Daimyo apparently entrusted Madara to be his guard for a month, but No matter how Hashirama looked at it, he felt that the other party wanted to take the opportunity to deepen their relationship with Madara and then do the same thing as him.

Hashirama really wanted to reject this commission, but after all, the other party was a daimyo from the Land of Fire, and Konoha had to establish a good relationship with him, so Hashirama had no choice but to hand over this commission to Madara, and at the same time told him to be more careful .

Madara held the power of attorney and said: "You are really overthinking. With my strength, there is nothing to worry about. It is because you refused to give me a vacation that Zongzheng Daimyeo invited me to play with him in this way. This time I must have a good time and come back.”

Hashirama sighed silently, when will Madara be able to open up?

Uchiha Madara came to Fire Country Daimyo's castle with the power of attorney, and Somasa, who came out to greet him in person, smiled happily: "Mara, you are finally here."

"Yeah, it's not easy. If it wasn't for your entrusting Hashirama, he wouldn't let me out."

"Madara, I plan to tour the country, you can go with me, how about we take a look around the scenery together?"

"I can't wish for it." Madara said happily, and just like that, he and Zongzheng Daimyo started a happy life of traveling in mountains and rivers.

Sitting in Konoha's Hashirama, watching the information sent back by his subordinates every day about Madara and Zongzheng's travels in various places, he began to fidget, fearing that Madara's head would suddenly have the title of Mrs. Daimyo, although no matter how he thought about it, it was impossible. But he couldn't help but worry.

Senju Hashirama's worries are actually not unreasonable, because Zongzheng Daimyo really likes Uchiha Madara, and it is indeed meant to take the opportunity to deepen his relationship with him on a cruise. However, he immediately fell into the same predicament as Hashirama. It is so straightforward that there is no reason at all, even if they sleep together at night, there is no ambiguity at all, which makes Zongzheng very helpless. If Madara accepts him, he will definitely amend the law immediately to support marriage between men and women, but why does Madara have no feeling for him at all? Woolen cloth?

On this day, Zongmasa Daimyo's parade team stopped at the famous hot spring street in the country of fire. That night, Zongmasa and Madara soaked in the hot spring together in the largest hotel. Because of the pre-clearance, the entire hot spring pool was only the two of them. .

In the lingering and rising mist, Zongzheng Daimyo quietly admired Madara's slightly flushed body in the water, and a blush also appeared on his face. Although it was a man's body like his, Madara's body was full of temptation. It made him have the urge to hug and kiss him, but unfortunately, he could only see but not touch. Zongzheng didn't want Madara to hate him. Although he was the lord of a country, he was absolutely unwilling to use power to force Madara to do things he didn't like.

Even though her eyes were closed, Madara still felt Zongzheng's gaze cast on her, and opened her eyes with some doubts and asked, "What have you been looking at me for?"

"Uh... Madara's figure is very good." Zongzheng Daimyo said a little embarrassedly, Madara smiled and said: "Thank you for the compliment, in fact, my figure is not bad, Hashirama's figure is good, so good that I am jealous !"

[It's between the pillars again. 】

Zongzheng lowered his head, feeling slightly apprehensive. The two had been together for so many days, and Madara mentioned Quanna and Hashirama the most. It didn't matter if Quanna was his younger brother, and the name of Senju Zhuma came from his mouth. It appeared so many times in the movie, making Zongzheng Daimyo a little jealous.

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