husband and wife

Chapter 50 Fruit Kingdom: Vomit

Village head: "Wubai, the election of our town will start in a month. What do you plan to do?"

This year, the town's fruit selection competition will be held in Wu Village one month later, and Wu Bai's family doesn't have a single fruit tree, so what should the competition do?Probably except for Wu Bai's own family, everyone else is worried about them.

"I can't grow any fruit for a month. When the time comes, I will take advantage of the flow of people into our village. I plan to start a small business as an emergency."

"Business can't be so easy. Let the village head arrange some work for you and earn some money by doing odd jobs." Fu Lang from the village head's family said.People in the village turned their faces to the loess and their backs to the sky. Doing business is exclusive to the people in the town, and it has almost become a fixed way of thinking. They didn't take Wu Bai's words to heart, and they will definitely marvel at the breakthrough of Wu Bai and the two in the future.

Divided into two tables, people eat, one chicken and two eat stewed ginseng soup, stewed mushrooms, □□, fried green vegetables in oil, and everyone enjoys eating with open belly.

"Fortunately, with this ginseng, Wu Guang finally saved his life." The doctor picked up a piece of ginseng in the soup and looked at it. He has practiced medicine for more than forty years, and it is rare to see such a top-level ginseng slice. He feels distressed when he throws away the soup. Eat it straight away.

The doctor checked Wu Guang carefully. The main reason was that he had a high fever and a cough that was not well treated after a fall. After a long period of time, his body became weaker. The other reason may be heart disease. He was very disappointed with Wu Zhong and Wu Yuan. The breath was almost lost, but fortunately, the ginseng breathed back, combined with the medicine, and after a month or two of slow conditioning, the body improved a lot.

Wu Baijianghai was very happy to hear that his grandfather was fine, and that the fruit selection was held in Wu Village again.At that time, people from Chencun, Fangcun, Yangcun, Wucun, and the towns will gather in Wucun. A large number of people means more potential customers. When others devote themselves to choosing the town, they must seize the rare opportunity and hit the market with one shot. Red, making the fruit series theme store famous.

The two went to the barren hills and home, busy with research and production of products.

One day, the wind was sunny, the sun was shining, and the air was clear... Comrade Jiang Hai went to the field to water the vegetables he had grown, and there were sparse pedestrians along the way home.Now the villagers have greatly changed their view of Jiang Hai. They used to bombard him with his beautiful appearance, but now they are amazed by him, and everyone greets each other proactively.

"Brother Jiang, I went to the field again, so diligent!"

"Wubai is really lucky!"

Jiang Hai responded politely with a smile, and his heart didn't fluctuate too much.Some people are seaweeds in the water, floating with the waves. They used to say that you were bad, but now they are the ones who praise you. They don’t have too much friendship.

Jiang Hai gradually frowned and accelerated the pace of going home, he had a bad feeling.

"Ouch... um..."

The few people passing by heard that something was wrong, so they quickly turned around and surrounded him. Jiang Hai squatted in the low grass by the roadside and vomited.

"Oh, spit acid!"

"Could it be, Brother Jiang, are you okay, how about we send you back?"

"Ugh..." Jiang Hai's mouth was full of sour water, and he definitely didn't want to talk at all. He didn't have any water to rinse his mouth, so he could only escape with a handkerchief and wipe it casually.Standing up firmly, rejecting the proposals of the especially excited people, and scribbling back. "No. I can walk by myself."

Seeing Jiang Hai walking faster than a rabbit, several people couldn't help shouting behind their backs. "Brother Jiang, be careful, your stomach can't be tossed."

Oh ho! !There is no telephone, no pager, no telepathy. People in the field call children who are playing around somewhere to go home for dinner. Who in the village is not a good shouter.

What's more, if several people work together, not to mention piercing the eardrums of the whole village, the people nearby will definitely not be spared.Coupled with the fierce talk after dinner, everyone in the village soon knew that Brother Jiang had morning sickness, and he had it!

It's normal for anyone to have it, mainly because the topic about Wu Bai and Jiang Hai has been high recently, saying that they are miserable, lamenting that they are infertile, and so on.Suddenly, they heard that Jiang Geer had it, but people didn't bother to check it out. Anyway, they just heard about it and it turned out to be true.

Many people lamented that Wubai is about to turn around, and the tone of everyone's blessings in the communication seems to be more interesting than having one at home.

However, Wu Bai, who had just picked fruits from the mountain and rushed home to continue his research with Jiang Hai, was not as spring breeze as everyone imagined.At this moment, Wu Bai was trembling like sitting on pins and needles and sat on the small stool with his legs together. Wu Bai nervously swallowed and looked at the expressionless Jiang Hai opposite him.

His heart was also broken, and the people on the way back congratulated him inexplicably, laughing nervously.When he got home, his wife was super invincible and indifferent. She brought a bowl of drink and a pile of fruit and pushed it in front of him, staring at him with her hands folded.

"Eat it!"

"Huh? No, what did I do wrong?" Wu Bai looked at a pile of beautiful yellow and green lemons in front of him, and a large bowl of high-purity and high-concentration premium lemon juice. The saliva in Wu Bai's mouth was boiling. , It seems that one, two or three countless lemons are sucked into the tip of the nose.

"Do you want to eat? Do you want to drink?" The voice was still cold.

Wu Bai was very desperate, he just went up a barren mountain for a while, how come down the mountain, the whole world is turned upside down, what about his gentle river and sea?And, is this unprecedented?His family, Jiang Hai, didn't seem to have punished him, and there was no such thing as kneeling durian kneeling instant noodles and keyboards among other partners in the legend.

"Can you give me a, no, half a reason?" Wu Bai compared his index finger, seeing that Jiang Hai's face was not right, he hurriedly cut off half of it, can you give him a clear reason to die.

"Heh!" Jiang Hai slightly lifted his lips and drank coldly without any explanation.

Wu Bai had no choice but to use the last bit of desire to win, and said softly. "Wife. There is no hospital here... no... no gastric lavage, no ambulance... this acid..."

Of course Jiang Hai knew about it, but he still didn't want to let him go, and if the couple is in trouble, he will also catch you and share the burden.Jiang Hai's heart is also very broken, he is not the real brother Jiang, he has his hardware.It's just that he has tried a lot of various fruits recently, and he couldn't resist eating a few more slices of lemon occasionally, accumulating sour water in his stomach, and accidentally regurgitated acid when he was out of the house, and vomited in public.

Then, it turned out that Brother Jiang was pregnant, and finally got pregnant.Everyone stared at his belly and told him thousands of reasons to be careful, and taught him a million parenting sutras.

Wu Bai decided to choose the death method of boiling the frog in warm water. First, he ate the lemon at a slow pace, not touching the lemonade made from the blood of more than a few lemon brothers killed in battle, no, it was citric acid.

"What? Is it so miraculous?" Wu Bai clicked his tongue after listening to Jiang Hai's best tragedy of the year in a daze!This year's villagers are too... awesome?It seems wrong, if it is a star, the action of the villagers is on the bar.

"What are you looking at!!" Seeing Wu Bai raising his eyebrows and staring at his stomach, Jiang Hai angrily squeezed a lemon slice and threw it at him.

"Don't look, don't look!!! What should I do now?" Wu Bai hurriedly covered his eyes, retracted his exploring gaze, and opened another lemon to eat.

"..."

Wu Bai: "If you don't let it go, you won't be able to control public opinion."

The mouth grows on other people's bodies, and there is no bad idea if you don't let it go.Jiang Hai just wanted to vent his weird dissatisfaction, and he didn't have to torture Wu Bai.Seeing that Wu Bai ate five of the smallest limes, Jiang Hai stopped Wu Bai from continuing to eat.

The remaining lemons, the lemon juice is not wasted, take it to boil lemon cream, reduce phlegm and relieve cough, promote body fluid and strengthen the spleen, put it in a jar and rinse it with warm water if you want to eat it.

Hahaha, he knew that his family, Jiang Hai, would definitely be reluctant, so Wu Baipidianpidian ran to show Jiang Hai the fire.

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