[Kuroko's Basketball] Red Girl

December 12/Saturday/Sunny

It's Dad's birthday in one week, and he's still on a business trip in the US and hasn't come back yet.As usual, my mother set off early in the morning to find the legendary "gift that best expresses love". My brother was nestled in the study room and prepared to challenge his father next time. Xiao Shi was lying on the small bed in front of the windowsill basking in the sun. I don't care about it when I ask it to play with it, really...it must be spoiled by me.

I was bored, so I found out that my TV can receive 132 channels, and there are 10 kinds of flowers in my garden, the one with the largest number is called white hyacinth.There seems to be a new car in the underground garage. The red one is the same as my father’s hair. I heard it’s called a Ferrari. My father gave her a present on my mother’s birthday last year, but my mother said it was too flamboyant and never drove it. On the contrary, it was the maple leaf bracelet that Dad bought from some street stall [Dad said it himself], and Mom always wore it, and didn't take it off in the shower.

The rhubarb next door is actually a bitch, and Aunt Yangzi is pregnant again.

"I must have a daughter this time!" I heard my aunt shouting slogans.

I saw my uncle lying on the wall stealing flowers from my house, and took pictures of them, waiting for my father to come back and ask him to look good.

I turned around and went back to my home, and counted up and down several times. It turned out that there were 15 servants in my house. The housekeeper grandpa said that there were only five before my father got married. I thought about it and seemed to understand why my mother was so lazy. up.

Hmm... a day goes by and mom calls to say she's on her way home and I'm still changing the channel... bored.

——Teacher [Author] Comments: To make friends [cross out] Akashi-san's weekend is very fulfilling.

December 12/Sunday/The weather is still sunny

Sister Mingli came today, and my brother finally stopped shutting himself in the study. He dragged her away early in the morning and ran away without a trace. Mom discusses dowry.

At this time, my father came down from the second floor and said leisurely that he would not pay a penny, and my brother came out from behind the sofa and said that he was not interested, and then ran away without a trace.

During the meal, Uncle Liangtai reluctantly asked sister Mingli if she wanted him or my brother, and sister Mingli ate the lobster that Uncle Liangtai had peeled and looked at her brother. My brother turned his face away and said nothing. I want to say that he blushed and was kicked by him. It didn't hurt, but my brother was reprimanded by his father.

"Mingli, don't be fooled by some people, don't look at your young age, your bones are broken..."

"Don't talk while eating." Aunt Yuko said this, and Uncle Ryota shut up. Of course, when he found that the dishes were almost gone, there was another burst of noise.

"It's okay, I'll eat all of Ryota's favorite dishes for you." Aunt Yuko said again, and I saw something called tears flickering in the corner of Uncle Ryota's eyes.

I feel a little pitiful for Uncle Ryota...

——Teacher [Author] Comments: I think so too.

December 12th/Sunday/The weather is finally cloudy

Finally it was school day, I got up and went to the living room, my father was already sitting in the living room reading the newspaper, my brother was sitting in front of the table having breakfast, and of course my mother was still sleeping... Every time my father came back from a business trip, my mother would wake up more often the next day At night, I asked my brother if he knew why, and my brother was actually angry.

"Why do you care so much, little brat?"

He must have forgotten that he was born only a few minutes before me.

Since my brother was suspected of being kidnapped not long ago, my father didn't allow him to go to school alone, and he was picked up by the driver like me every day. For this reason, my brother had a long face all the way.

"Akashi-san, your brother is so handsome." My deskmate said that when get out of class was over, which brought new questions to my Monday.

"Aren't my brother and I twins?" I asked my mother when I got home.

"Yes." Mom replied.

"Why has no one ever praised me for being handsome?"

"Girls can't be described as handsome, Mai, you are beautiful."

"It's obviously the same face, why is it different?"

"This..." Mom dropped the document in her hand and leaned over to the next door, "Hey, come and accompany your daughter!"

Dad came over with a book in his hand, titled "A Hundred Thousand Whys"... I felt like I was hated.

——Teacher [Author] Comments: Don’t mind my dear, you are just a [somewhat wordy] angel.

December 12th/Fire Day/Weather It's Cloudy

School was over early today, and the driver uncle drove me and my brother to my father's company to play. My father's company is so big. My brother stood at the door and took a few deep breaths before walking in. A very beautiful aunt just came by.

"Little friend, this is not a place you can enter casually."

"Auntie is new here, right?"

Well, brother's voice sounds a little happy?

"Um, yes, how do you know?"

"Do you know that the man on the top floor of this building is married?"

Wow, although I don't know what my brother is talking about, but I feel very powerful.

"……heard."

"Have you seen his wife?"

"No, Akashi-san never makes this public."

"I know why, because his wife is not pretty at all."

My brother suddenly uttered an astonishing line. I think it might be because I watched TV for too long last night and didn’t sleep well. Otherwise, I heard my brother say to that beautiful aunt... "Auntie, you are the one who is suitable for taking out."

I saw Dad just coming down from the elevator, brother... Take care, it's not that my sister doesn't want to save you.

——The author [Stop pretending to be a teacher? 】Comment: nozuonodie

December 12th/Sunday/Snowing

It was snowing, and I passed by my aunt next door when school was over. My uncle was supporting her for a walk in the yard, and my cousins ​​were having a snowball fight in the yard. I asked my brother if he wanted to go together, and he pouted and said he was childish.My cousin smiled strangely and threw a snowball into the car, which happened to hit my new school uniform, and my brother stared.

My brother didn't come back until dinner time, his body was covered with snow, and his mouth was full of snow slag, my mother hurriedly took out a towel to wipe it off for him, but my father just asked my brother if he lost or won.

"Of course I won." My brother said disdainfully.

My brother is really powerful, one against three.

After dinner, my uncle reluctantly led a group of cousins ​​who had obviously been beaten up to apologize. Dad waved his hand and said that it was just children playing around. Then my uncle took out a huge snowball from behind and threw it at me.

Dad just gave a slight "hehe".

Uncle go away.

——Author's comment: nozuonodie

December 12/Thursday/The snow still hasn't stopped

Today is the school day holiday.

There are only two days left before my father's birthday, and my mother still didn't expect a gift that could "make him remember this moment for a lifetime". A rerun of last night's animation.

Within a few minutes, Uncle Ryota called my house to complain that my mother had taken away his wife, and my father hung up the phone before he finished speaking.

Half an hour later, Uncle Midorima also called, but he didn't ask about Aunt Chihaya's whereabouts, but kept asking if my parents had a fight.

How could it be possible to quarrel? My father said so smartly, and my mother was cleaned up every time.

An hour later, Uncle Dun's voice floated slowly through the microphone.

"Chizi, where is my wife? I'm starving to death."

"... Where's your son?"

"Hungry with me."

……

How on earth did the family survive?

When it was almost noon, my brother finally came down from upstairs. The housekeeper grandpa asked us what we were going to eat. My brother shook his head and said he was going out to eat. Dad looked up at him from the chessboard.

"go for a date?"

I swear to God, my dad looked terribly serious when he said that, but my brother was still upset.

"None of your business!"

"The little girl from Liangtai's family has been dancing at the door for a long time." Dad's tone seemed to be saying that the weather is fine today, and my brother's face is not very good-looking.

"...that idiot!" He slammed the door...and missed it.

The one in the lobby is a sliding door.

I ran to the window and saw sister Mingli, she was wrapped like a white snowball, her face was flushed from the cold, my brother angrily took off the scarf and wrapped it around her neck, making her look more like a ball ... No, that scene reminded me of the TV series I watched with my mother a few days ago. At that time, my brother clearly said that the man was disgusting.

"That's called Tsundere." My mother said to me when I took a bath at night.

——Author's comment: Didn't your mother take a bath with your father? ! 【cross out】

December 12th / Golden Day / Snow keeps falling

Dad was not at home today, Uncle Ling Yang and Aunt Shi Jiang came, their son was not very good at talking, babbling and spitting everywhere in the toddler, my mother said that my brother and I used to be like this, I also saw Looking at the photos at that time, I can't believe that the little baby crawling around with bare bottom is me.

"Why didn't I wear clothes when I was a kid?" I asked my mother.

"...You were born without clothes."

"Then why do you want to wear it when you grow up?"

"It will be cold if you don't wear it."

"Why do you wear it in summer?"

"..."

Mom silently took out her phone.

"Akashi Seijuro, what time are you coming back?"

Dad smiled happily on the phone.

"do you miss me?"

"I want to push my daughter back and do it all over again."

"...I'm more in favor of pressing the bigger one."

Teacher, there seems to be something wrong with my family.

——Author's comment: You are trying to drive your parents crazy.

December 12th/Saturday/The snow has finally stopped

Shoveling snow is a big project, but fortunately there are 15 servants in my house. When I got up early in the morning, the snow had been removed, and the yard was completely bare. Finally, Xiao Shi, a lazy rabbit, was willing to crawl out of his den. I I took it out to play, and as soon as it landed on the ground, it hurriedly grabbed my hand and climbed up. I lowered my head, and it turned out that it was the second square number from Uncle Tetsuya's house.

"Wang Wang!"

Er's square number is a very friendly little guy, but it's a pity that Xiao Ten can't feel its kindness.

Mom said it was called racial and cultural differences, but I always think it has something to do with its completely unfriendly name.

Speaking of my mother, I don't know if she found a suitable gift. She disappeared early in the morning on my father's birthday, but my uncles and aunts came to my house one after another, and their children also came.

I have to say that although my house is very big, it is still very noisy when these people gather together.

Taichi and Yuji are always like a manga pairing, Mayumi has been clinging to Aunt Chihaya, Kuroko Kazuya stands quietly behind Uncle Tetsuya, Aomine Sakura keeps pulling his clothes from behind and kicking him while wearing new shoes.

……

I will never be able to understand the tastes of those two people. Is this also a racial and cultural difference?

Uncle Dun was the last one to come. His son Kenta Murasakihara is the tallest among our children. It is rare that he is not eating snacks today, and his face seems very unhappy.

"What's wrong with him?" I asked Aunt Luo Ye.

"Tooth decay."

The day has finally arrived... I looked up at him, he gave me an unhappy look, I thought about it.

"Do you want Baozi?"

His eyes lit up.

"What stuffing?"

"White sugar."

"..."

My mother said that I am a kind and good boy.

Uncle Ling Yang came again, and Aunt Shi Jiang just found out that today is my father's birthday, she was very annoyed and asked Uncle Ling Yang why she didn't tell her earlier, otherwise she wouldn't have come here yesterday.

"It's this time every year." Uncle Beauty explained innocently.

"I'm forgetful, don't you know!" Aunt Shi Jiang became even more irritable after giving birth, "It takes a long time to drive this far, my son cried all the way and got a headache to death."

"Isn't that because you forgot to change your diaper when you came?"

"Really? Ah, I'm really old!"

Uncle Lingyang had to entrust his son to someone else to coax his wife. Uncle Kotaro was doing magic tricks to play with the children. He was very obsessed with studying this recently. Yuuji’s green eyes were straight, and he kept clapping and applauding. After explaining the principle of magic in an awkward way, Uncle Kotaro suddenly started to bluff.

"It's not fun to say it!"

"Hmph, a trick to deceive people."

Tsk, Xueba is really annoying.

The aunts are all busy in the kitchen. I saw Uncle Yongji who was squatting at the door of the kitchen. It is said that he is waiting for the new product to come out and try it... I think he took the job of rhubarb.

Uncle Huang Lai started looking for his daughter again. It has always been like this. As long as his brother is around, sister Akari will disappear within 5 minutes. No one has ever known where they went.

I think Xiao Ten must know, because I often see my brother talking to it secretly, obviously racial and cultural differences can't stop my brother.

My brother really deserves to be my father's son.

Ever since he was almost kidnapped, Uncle Kise has been nervous, and he searched for a long time without a head, but Aunt Yuko didn't seem to worry about it at all. Every time she went to discuss the dowry with her mother, she was serious and seemed to be broadcasting important news. News, the mother also had to solemnly express that she would not wrong her future daughter-in-law.

Actually, I don't mind sister Mingli being my sister-in-law, but before that, who will tell me why my brother's daughter-in-law is called sister-in-law?

——Author's comment: Before that, please tell me what gift your mother prepared for your father!

The author has something to say: In fact, I haven't decided what gift to give, so please allow me to freely... Let's get over it [Hold your head and squat