The whole entertainment industry is knocking me and my enemy's CP

"Don't look at the ancestors,?" Jian Shiyi was furious at Su Jiao's undisguised stare, "Are you washing or not? Or,?" Jian Shiyi tentatively stretched out her hand to scare him,?? "I serve myself?"

??Unexpectedly, Su Jiao lay down flat in the bathtub, and closed his eyes: "Okay."

?? and gently scratched Jian Shiyi's chin.

"..." Jian Shiyi gritted her teeth, "Su Jiao...how many men have you done this to?!"

?? Su Jiao glanced at him: "?"

??Jian Shiyi pressed the warm water as if angry: "I didn't care before,? If you dare to drink with others in the future..." Jian Shiyi narrowed his eyes dangerously, but Su Jiao turned a blind eye to it, and used the splashed glass He patted Jian Shiyi's chest with wet hands, and commented: "It really feels good."

?? Jian explained that his teeth were about to be crushed.

"... Su Jiao, you covet me."

?? "I didn't." Su Jiao's mouth was very serious, but his hands still refused to come down.

?? "...you are playing with fire."

"Turn off the fire." Su Jiao narrowed his eyes and poured water on him.

"...Forget it, I'll let you go because you're so drunk," Jian Shiyi grabbed Su Jiao's provocative hand, and supported his neck from behind: "Sit up,? Take off your clothes first, or you may catch a cold." He helped Su Jiao to sit in the bathtub, and unbuttoned him.

??Su Jiao tilted his head and looked at Jian Shiyi's face, who was close at hand. Jian Shiyi, who was concentrating on unbuttoning, suddenly felt the danger of being targeted by a "pervert".

??Su Jiao opened his mouth and was about to bite on it. The water vapor gradually filled the bathroom. Jian Shiyi hurriedly covered Su Jiao's mouth, saving his face from the "tiger's mouth".

?? Otherwise, the next day, "Jian Shiyi's tooth marks on his face" will become a reinforcement needle for Weibo programmers to work overtime.

?? "Do you think we are not hot enough?" Jian Shiyi held his hot and soft face, "If you think it is not enough, you can tell me directly, we don't need this kind of lethality Have you got the trick, okay? You hold your hands high,? Leave some blood for CP fans..." Jian Shiyi finally took off Su Jiao's soaked shirt, threw it on the ground beside him, and patted his lower back: " Get up, pants."

??Su Jiao was taken aback suddenly, and with a "crash", he dived into the water desperately, but refused to let Jane Shiyi touch his pants.

"Hey, hey...don't dive in! You're choking on the water!" Jian Shiyi couldn't open his eyes from the splash of his struggle, so he could barely keep him steady, "Okay, okay, you can do it yourself, you can't do it yourself !"

?? Su Jiao then calmed down.

??Jian Shiyi took a deep breath, stood up, looked down at Su Jiao silently in the steam.

?? "... like I'm going to do something."

?? Jane explained helplessness.

??Although he really wants to do something, but judging from the current situation... the devil is in a moment of pleasure, and he is beaten to the crematorium.

??Su Jiao huddled in the corner of the big bathtub and threw out a pair of wet pants, but refused to take them off again.

??Jian Shi couldn't persuade him, so he had to shake off the warm water on his hands, and wiped Su Jiao's hair that fell on his cheeks, exposing his entire face.

"Su Jiao, you have to know, I have what you have, and you've asked me to come in, are you still shy?" Jian Shiyi raised the corners of her mouth gently, and approached him like a kitten who suddenly lost her temper at home Like Jiaojiao, she touched her head and said, "Okay, good boy."

??Su Jiao is indeed Jiaojiao's own brother, and he felt aggrieved and relaxed after hearing the sound.

??I also retracted half of my face into the bathtub water and blew a few bubbles.

??Jian Shiyi hurriedly fished him up: "Why are you so...why do you look like a different person when you're drunk? You talk too much." He pinched the pink earlobe close at hand: "Still clingy .”

??Jian Shiyi pulled the towel and wiped his eyes and lips for him, "You say you, why are you so difficult..."

?? He stretched out his hands to support Su Jiao's swaying face, and wiped Su Jiao's long wet eyelashes with his thumbs on both sides.

?? Such a thick black, wet on the fair skin, like tears.Jian Shiyi's heart skipped a beat when she saw it.

??However, the first second Su Jiao opened his eyes, he stretched out his hand curiously, and pinched the "target" on Jian Shiyi's chest.

?? Brief explanation: "..."

"Su Jiao... Tell me seriously, do you do the same thing after drinking with other men?"

??Jian Shiyi deeply realized that he couldn't figure out this question tonight, and he couldn't let it go for the rest of his life.

??...God knows that this damned Su Jiao is a crook in the first place! !

??Jian Shiyi frantically grabbed a handful of hair, and grabbed Su Jiao's hands, staring at him: "If you do this again, I'm really welcome..."

??Su Jiao blinked, and taught seriously: "You should be polite, it's polite."

?? "..."

?? What with what? ?

??Jian Shiyi gritted her teeth, and deliberately distorted: "Then, do you like polite or unkind?"

?? "You're welcome, it's all I should do." Su Jiao smiled politely with her eyes closed.

??Jian Shiyi's smile twitched. Looking at Su Jiao's soft face, he suddenly thought of a wonderful idea.

??He approached Su Jiao like a villain abducting a "missing child", and asked him softly: "Hey, Su Jiao, you will respond to everything I say now? Then you... do you know how a cat calls?"

?? Jian Shiyi smiled like a big villain.

?? Su Jiao was stunned for a moment, and actually opened his lips: "Meow."

?? "...?!!" Jian Shiyi leaned back in shock.

?? This is not a dream?

??Isn't it fanhumanities that you read in Chaohua? !

??In Su Jiao's language system, in addition to scolding him, there is also the trick of meowing? !

"Then what," he grinned, "I didn't hear clearly, can I scream again?" Jian Shiyi stroked the nape of Su Jiao's hair, as if he was really coaxing a kitten gently .

?? But Su Jiao gave him a blank look: "I don't even know how to bark a cat, idiot."

??Jane Shiyi's hands froze.

??Forget it, at least confirm that this is the real Su Jiao.

??He put the shower gel and shampoo in Su Jiao's hand, and stood up: "Okay, you can wash it yourself. I dare not wash it for you. You won't know how to beat me when you wake up tomorrow." As she spoke, she suddenly stopped and turned around quickly, bowed her head and kissed Su Jiao's wet forehead.

??Then he grinned and bared his teeth: "Hey, Su Jiao, even if you get up tomorrow and beat me up, I've already earned money."

??He stroked Su Jiao's soft hair, then turned to leave.

??Suddenly the trousers were grabbed tightly.

??Jian Shiyi turned around, Su Jiao half leaned out of the bathtub, one hand tugged on his trousers, his black grape-like eyes fixedly stared at him, with a tinge of red at the end of his eyes.

??Jian Shiyi In this scene, he looks like a stupid sailor whose clothes are being pulled by a mermaid at the bottom of the sea.

??Su Jiao frowned, and said aggrievedly: "Don't go...Jian Shiyi..."

?? "!!!" Jian Shiyi was shocked, turned around and knelt on the ground on one knee, looking at Su Jiao's face: "Can you still recognize who I am?"

??Su Jiao nodded bluntly, and stretched his arms around Jian Shiyi's neck.

??Hold.Jian explained that his scalp exploded.

??Why is Su Jiao's skin so delicate?

??……Is that human being?

??... Am I still a human being?

?? Su Jiao hugged his neck, her soft and hot cheeks wetly pressed against his chin, Jian Shiyi swallowed twice.

?? "... Su Jiao, are you plotting against me?"

??Jian Shiyi raised her hand to cover the back of Su Jiao's neck, which was exposed in sight. The neck was white and flexible, and there was a slightly protruding bone, like an obedient angel lowering his head but revealing his teeth and claws. So irrational and so rebelliously sexy.

??Jian Shiyi really wanted to bite the severed neck until the Nigu became obedient again, and the man softly begged for mercy...

?? "Okay, I'm here, don't be afraid."

??Jian Shiyi patted his back, his butterfly bones opened, like a butterfly trembling trying to open his arms, he said: "Stay with me for a while, I'm cold."

??The voice was close to Jian Shiyi's scalp and rushed to the top of his head. Jian Shiyi's breathing suddenly became short, and he spoke close to Su Jiao's ear with an almost hoarse voice: "Is the water not hot enough? What else do you want?" ?”

"...I want..." Su Jiao's words seemed to be thinking, he lay on Jian Shiyi's shoulder and whispered, the water vapor enveloped him, making him more like an angel who fell into the human world.

"What do you want?" Jian Shiyi's hand had already slipped into the water, Su Jiao's body surface was hot under the warm water, and Jian Shiyi couldn't see his eyes clearly in the water vapor.

??Su Jiao murmured the last sentence in Jian Shiyi's already charged arms: "...I want to avenge my grievances." Jian Shiyi froze suddenly, but Su Jiao's voice was still close to the ear: "I want to be like my mother, and I want to... let art shine through me."

?? Jian Shiyi suddenly closed his eyes.

??"bear".What is the "carrying burden" in Su Jiao's eyes?He regards all these as beliefs, as gods that cannot be profane, but also as shackles that cannot be broken free.

?? This is Su Jiao who Jian Shiyi has never understood. "He" has been hiding in the darkness, "his" eyes are full of Shen Ke's past and bright future, if he doesn't forcibly pry off the indestructible armor outside Su Jiao, this Su Jiao may never be with Jian Shi meet each other.

??The water vapor dissipated, and Su Jiao's eyes as black as the deep sea appeared in his field of vision, and Jian Shiyi's chest collapsed suddenly.

?? He couldn't help being emotional.

??Su Jiao looked at him, frowned, and said, "You won't understand..."

??——The second half of the sentence was suddenly submerged in Jian Shiyi's kiss.

??In the bathroom, the stupid seafarer finally failed to resist the sharp temptation of the male mermaid, and bit the bright and teary lip.

??And his three souls and seven souls were all given to the water wine fairy.

?? *

??Jian Shiyi hugged Su Jiao with a bath towel and put him on the bed, covered him with a quilt, and hugged him from the outside.

?? He reached out to turn off the light, and the room fell into darkness.

??Su Jiao didn't kick around for the first time, he was like a peaceful cat in Jian Shiyi's arms.Although he still bared his teeth and claws when he woke up, when he curled up in his arms and showed his injured side, Jane Shiyi was still tempted.

?? Jian Shi means like a big beast, enclosing Su Jiao in its own territory.It is also like a princess snatched by a demon. No matter who comes, if he wants to take the princess away, he must kill the demon first.

?? That is a kind of occupation and protection.

?? Su Jiao moved, a little afraid of the cold, slipped into Jian Shiyi's arms.

"Go to sleep." Jian Shiyi whispered, he lowered his head and kissed Su Jiao on the forehead.

?? Su Jiao finally fell asleep.

?? *

??Su Jiao woke up the next day. The curtains in the room were drawn and the sunlight was dim.

?? A night of hangover, the headache is about to split.

??Often such a plot as the beginning of the memory will not be a "good plot", so Su Jiao, who was forced to act in countless dramas of the bloody and domineering president, realized reflexively that he had no clothes on.

?? Such a setting seems to be leading the script in a more dangerous direction...

?? However, Su Jiao was still lying on his stomach and couldn't completely get up from the bed, and a more dangerous development was coming - Jian Shiyi's warm hand covered his temple, and gently pressed it.

??Jian Shiyi waited carefully: "Are you awake? Have a headache? Is this comfortable..."

?? Su Jiao: "..."

??Jian Shiyi swallowed her saliva: "...just taking a bath—" The second half of the sentence ended when he caught and suppressed Su Jiao, who was furious.

?? Fortunately, the response was quick.Jian Shiyi pinched the back of Su Jiao's neck and rejoiced that she was still alive.

?? "Jian explains the meaning!!!" Su Jiao said angrily in the pillow.

?? Hearing the sound, Jian Shiyi shivered for a moment, and squeezed harder on the pail that had just woken up: "It's really just a bath, I'm the only man in the room, you're so drunk, I won't undress you How do you wash it?"

"...Then why..." Su Jiao's voice was like rain, "My lips are bleeding?"

??Jian Shiyi was startled when he heard the sound, and quickly turned over to look at his face, regardless of being beaten.

?? Sure enough, I was stunned by Jane's explanation.

??And when the smell of blood came out, Jian Shiyi became more and more excited about this inhuman dog, and finally made it like this.

?? Jian Shiyi swallowed again.

?? "...listen to my explanation—" Jian Shiyi hurriedly held the oncoming fist, and quickly shouted: "Get angry!!!"

??He showed a look of "three points strange, three points frightened, four points proper seriousness" in Su Jiao's dazed kung fu, and said, "Drink more water when you get angry, why are you so excited?"

?? Su Jiao put down his arms suspiciously, pulled the quilt to wrap himself up and sat on the bed, staring at Jian Shiyi.

??Jian Shiyi fished a glass of water from the bedside, and handed it to Su Jiao very solemnly, "This is water."

?? There is no flaw in the expression.

??But he always hid half of his face to the side intentionally or unintentionally, Su Jiao squinted his eyes.

??"……come over."

?? Jian Shiyi's long legs froze when she was about to slip out of bed.

?? "What are you hiding? Did you do something wrong?"

?? Jian Shiyi said stiffly: "How is it possible! I am the good person who rescued you from He Di last night..."

"Good guy?" Su Jiao pinched Jian Shiyi's chin, and Jian Shiyi let out a "hey", and the tooth marks on his jaw were gloriously exposed in sight.

??Jian Shiyi quickly seized the time to display her acting skills before the heavy rain hit: "It's not you! I failed to help you and fell, but you came up and bit me, like a dog..."

?? Su Jiao frowned again.

?? After all, he really doesn't remember taking a shower.

??But in the front...Su Jiao's expression suddenly changed, as if the general who was about to severely punish his subordinates suddenly learned that his secret was discovered by his subordinates...

?? Jian Shiyi secretly observed his expression, and seemed to have remembered something.

?? He stood still and continued to pass Su Jiao a glass of water as if nothing had happened.

?? General Su felt that in such cases, the general public should be silenced immediately.

?? He drank the water calmly, diluting the bloody smell on his lips, and ordered his subordinates to put the cup back.

??and a grappling hand—

?? "Boom, boom——" There was a knock on the door, and Jian Shiyi got up to open the door.

??Su Jiao sat on the bed, gritted his teeth for a few seconds, and suddenly blushed completely. Angrily, he pulled the quilt over, covered his head and got back on the bed.

??... Is there something wrong?Why did you tell Jian Shiyi that? !

?? And... bit his chin...

?? Su Jiaoguang's ears burn when he thinks of such a posture and situation.

??God, I really just think that Jian Shiyi looks just right!That's all! !

?? Su Jiao was carrying out a very serious self-reflection in bed like an ostrich, when he suddenly heard a voice from the door:

?? "...Yes, it has been negotiated, and Producer He has already agreed, so you can rest assured."

??The author has something to say: Come!

?? And Jian explained whether he was a human being last night or not, this is an unsolved mystery (dog head)