The abusive heroine in my pen came to me to settle the account gl

On the first day the Civil Affairs Bureau opened, Hou Mu took Xiao Kelian directly to register for marriage.

The household registration of the two of them was finally on the same notebook.

It's just a pity that they have neither a wedding nor a honeymoon, and they are about to part.

Xiao Kelian sat on the head of the bed unhappily, and let Hou Mu help her pack her luggage.

Her show is about to start filming.

Taking advantage of the closing climax of "The Great Variety Show", "Singer" also started in full swing. The stage of the last episode of "The Great Variety Show" was almost the hottest search list on the day it was broadcast, and it was discussed by the whole people.

Every stage is full of "Ye Qinghui".

Even the sketch prepared by Hou Mu, under the light, shadow and editing, abruptly raised several grades.

Even she was shocked to see it.

Moreover, the program team was extremely considerate and took a close-up of her trembling hands.

On the slender and fair hands, a touch of black was extremely obvious, and a large wave of tears was harvested.

#bald scholar hands#

This hot search has been on Weibo for a long time.

In contrast, is Xiao Kelian's brilliant performance.

One piece of pipa, one dance of Dunhuang, one play of Wujiang River, one shot on the battlefield.

A song enshrines the gods.

Hou Mule zizily clicked into #肖克恩#, the trending search, to see the fancy rainbow farts of netizens on her baby.

At the top of the hot search is Weibo posted by the official blog.

Great variety show: "Thank you for allowing us to meet such a wonderful woman this winter."

There are nine pictures below.

Archery on horseback, Concubine Yu slays herself, and Dunhuang flies into the sky.

Every picture is a wallpaper.

After Hou Mu saved the picture, he opened it to read the comments.

Netizen A: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, she is Xiao Kelian! What the bald scholar said is true!"

Netizen B: "I don't know how many surprises you have.jpg"

Netizen C: "Welcome to my sister's new variety show "Singer". You will have a magnanimous star path and an ideal in the world."

...

Hou Mu: Comfortable!

Finally no one scolded her baby, happy!

She went to the hot search again.

#Zhao snake skin bag#

#Great Variety Music Source#

#vitality#

...

Hou Mu: Yes, yes, I am very satisfied.

She automatically ignored the hot searches related to her, and turned into an ordinary melon-eating crowd, wandering in the melon fields.

The end result of eating melons too happily is that the filming of "Singer" started ahead of schedule.

Hou Mu still couldn't get over his emotions, so he resigned himself to helping Xiao Kelian clean up and salute.This is also the reason why the corners of her mouth are still curled up even though she is about to separate.

Xiao Kelian didn't know this, she sat down on the head of the bed, watching Hou Mu busy, as if she wanted to send her away quickly.

Not happy.jpg

Seeing that the suitcases were packed, Xiao Kelian said quietly, "Are you happy that I'm going out to shoot?"

"No." Hou Mu said briskly, "I'm very reluctant to part with you."

Xiao Kelian: ...

Really, I don't believe it.

She curled her lips, and was even more unhappy: "Do you not love me anymore?"

"Did you not want to be responsible for cheating me?"

"You scumbag!"

Hou Mu:? ? ?

She had an unbelievable expression on her face, and her eyes were full of sadness: "Finally..."

"Are you still spoiled by that little bastard Jiayu?"

Xiao Ke was choked up, and it took a long time before he said unhappy: "Then I'm leaving, why don't you feel sad?"

"It's sad." Hou Mu was very serious: "I'm so sad that I want to cry."

"Humph!"

Xiao Ke Lian picked up the suitcase and was furious: "I want to run away from home!!"

Hou Mu hesitated again and again, and asked, "Then you leave some money for me?"

"What do you want the money for?"

Hou Mu: "It's just a meal."

"Understood." Xiao Kelian transferred [-] yuan to Hou Mu, and asked, "Is it enough?"

Hou Mu thought for a while, then reluctantly nodded: "That's enough."

"Row."

After Xiao Kelian agreed, she put her hand on the doorknob, and planned to push the door and go out.

"Wait." Hou Mu called Xiao Kelian to stop, and kissed the corner of her mouth lightly the moment she turned her head.

Just a light touch, just stay for a moment.

After Hou Mu straightened up, she put the hat, sunglasses and mask on Xiao Kelian.

She didn't forget to tell Xiao Kelian: "You are a public figure now, you should be more careful in what you say and do."

"Ah."

Xiao Kelian let Hou Mu take care of herself obediently, nodding from time to time to show that she had listened.

After nodding, he did not forget to ask softly: "After I leave, will Mumu start writing novels?"

"Not yet."

Hou Mu once decided to learn from Xi Wang, to be a voice in society, and to write more meaningful works.Now that Xiao Kelian is filming the show, she should also fulfill her promise.

But now, what is more important for her is to improve her literary quality.

So she bought a lot of books online, ready to wander in the ocean of knowledge——

See when you get drowned.

"I'll read at home," she said.

"Wait for my wife to take pity on me."

Xiao Kelian snickered: "Slick tone."

The two of them chatted all the way, until after getting off the car, Xiao Kelian was picked up by the assistant.

That was Zhang San's assistant prepared for Xiao Kelian, named Xiao Wang, a college student who had just graduated.

After Hou Mu explained a few more words to Xiao Wang, he handed the suitcase to Xiao Wang.

She just stood there, watching Xiao Kelian leave under her wings.

Fly farther into the sky.

Hou Mu felt a little sad, but she immediately calmed down.

Her baby is moving towards the future, how can she not stop?

After resting for so long, it should be enough.

So Hou Mu hardly spared himself the time to mourn the spring and autumn, so he plunged into the study and didn't care about world affairs.

Occasionally, when she is tired from reading, she also chooses to watch variety shows.

But without exception, they are all stage exclusive versions of Xiao Kelian.

Occasionally, I would watch some tidbits of Xiao Kelian during the filming period, watch her accept commercials, and watch her release an album——

Watch her officially become the backbone of the music scene.

She saw with her own eyes that Xiao Kelian's fans increased from 500 million to 1000 million, and there was even a slight upward trend.

When you open the major charts, you can always find Xiao Kelian's songs on the homepage.

Of course, it may also be because Hou Mu only listens to her precious music now, and the software app accurately recommends it.

But from the scale of the pick-up she saw, she was sure—

Her baby is remembered by many people.

And now less than three months have passed.

Her status has improved, and her fan base has grown so fast that even Hou Mu was surprised.

But more, I am happy for her baby.

It's just that the time that Xiao Kelian can spend video with her every night is getting shorter and shorter.

Often, if you can't say a few words, you will be called away.

Although Hou Mu was depressed, he was also helpless.

This is a decision made by the two of them together, so how can they go back on their word?

It's just that compared to Xiao Kelian's development in full swing, Hou Mu's side seems to be stagnant.

In the past three months, she spent almost all day in the study, reading all kinds of Chinese and foreign ancient books, dabbling in various fields.

But she just can't write it! !

Hou Mu pushed away the keyboard in front of him a little irritably, feeling completely defeated.

Can't write it, can't write it at all!

Now Hou Mu has no inspiration and no ideas, so he can't even write!

She lay on the table dejectedly, staring blankly at the bookcases full of books.

Saw it.

Could it be that she really can't break the shackles of online literature, can't she write a book with real thought and content?

Hou Mu was a little annoyed.

Just then, her phone turned on.

She glanced listlessly at the clock, it was only 06:30 in the evening, it was definitely not her wife.

All of a sudden, I can't lift my spirits.

It's just that I don't want to be so bored.

So she picked up the phone anyway.

Seeing this, she raised her eyebrows in surprise——

It turned out to be Jiayu who had disappeared for some time.

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "I, Hu Hansan, are back again!!"

Hou Mu: "Where did you go a few days ago?"

At a glance, there are all pitfalls: "Hi."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Didn't I quit the company?"

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "A few days ago, I was making money to pay liquidated damages."

Hou Mu: "???"

She was a little surprised, wasn't Jia Yu also selected as a representative of the cross talk industry and participated in a variety show?

Why did you quit the company suddenly?

Hou Mu asked.

"Why did you quit the company suddenly?"

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Hey, it's a long story."

Hou Mu: "I don't lack traffic."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "The last time I went to Dunhuang and came back, didn't someone pick me up at the airport?"

Hou Mu: "Ang."

At that time, she complained that Jiayu was too greasy.

In the next second, Hou Mu saw the message from Jiayu.

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "I don't like this kind of behavior."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "I'm a cross talk actor, not a star, why do I do this?"

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "But the company pressed me again and asked me to pretend that I like it very much."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "I thought about it before and after, and finally decided to fuck it!"

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "My master quit!"

Hou Mu couldn't help but put down his phone and started applauding.

Hou Mu: "Then you didn't lose all the money you earned from variety shows?"

At a glance, there are all pitfalls: "No."

At a glance, there are all pits: "Tu Gen gave it to me."

At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "So I went back and became his child bride."

Hou Mu: ...

She shouldn't expect too much from this sand sculpture.

But after chatting with Jiayu for a while, Hou Mu felt enlightened——

I am writing novels myself, and I don’t have to stick to other forms.

A good sentence is born naturally, and it can be found by a clever hand.

In the past, Hou Mu fell into the confusion of writing novels for the sake of writing novels.In this situation, how can it be possible to write works that really touch people's hearts?

After chatting with Jiayu, she stood in front of her large cabinet of books again.

Almost not long after standing up, two characters appeared in Hou Mu's mind——

The west.

The west is not as rich as the east coast, where the scenery is beautiful and the air is fresh.

There is likely to be good material out there.

She can stop and go in the car and travel as she pleases.The scenery you will see, the things you will meet.

Write it all in your diary.

She has a lot of time to write a novel.

"Baby wife is calling—"

The phone rang, and Hou Mu immediately looked back at the desktop.

Almost as soon as she looked over, the phone hung up.

The video popped up.

Hou Mu connected immediately.

Once connected, I saw Xiao Kelian's unhappy face.

She pursed her mouth and asked Hou Mu: "Why didn't you reply to my message?"

"I didn't accept the video just now."

When Hou Mu saw Xiao Kelian, his mood improved.Coupled with the things that he had figured out before, the smile became more profound.

"I'm just thinking about where the future is headed," she said.

Hearing what she said, Xiao Kelian on the other side of the screen was no longer entangled.

She asked a little curiously: "Have you figured it out?"

"I figured it out." Hou Mu said with a smile, "When I saw you, I thought of everything."

"You're going to lie to me."

Hou Mu smiled and said, "I might have to go out for a while."

"Ok?"

Xiao Kelian tilted his head: "Why?"

Hou Mu smiled and said, "For writing novels."

"Why do you have to go out to write a novel?"

Xiao Ke was puzzled: "Isn't it good to write at home?"

"Well..." Hou Mu explained: "It is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books."

"It won't be dangerous, will it?"

"will not."

"OK then…"

Xiao Kelian didn't stop her because she knew that writing novels was Hou Mu's hobby.

If she is willing, Xiao Kelian will naturally fully support her.

It's just that she was a little unhappy: "Then can you still video with me every day?"

"Yes." Hou Mu explained to Xiao Kelian: "Base stations are built everywhere in our country, and there are signals everywhere. I can even watch the scenery live."

"Ok."

It's just that she didn't say that she went alone.

Hou Mu originally didn't want to hide it from Xiao Kelian, but she saw the dark blue eyes and tired eyes of Xiao Kelian.

I think her baby must be very tired.

Then don't worry her.

Hou Mu swallowed what he didn't finish, and finally coaxed Xiao Kelian to go to rest early.

After hanging up the video, Hou Mu began to look for where to go to cultivate himself.

Finally, she chose a tourist route based on the scenery description on the Internet.

According to the experience on the Internet, Hou Mu prepared food, clothes and water and left as soon as he said it.

She drives during the day and sees thousands of scenery.

At night, after the video with my lover, I use the sky as my quilt and the ground as my bed.

A campfire, a tent.

spend the night.

She has seen a lot of beautiful scenery and recorded many places worth visiting.

When they are old, she will bring Xiao Kelian to these places again.

Look at the scenery she has seen and walk the road she has walked.

A trip can be said to be a rewarding experience.

Now, it is the last stop of Hou Mu's journey.

The online guides all say that this is a fairyland on earth, and I am ashamed of this trip if I don’t see it once.

It's just that this place seems to be located in a mountainous area, the road is rough and difficult to walk, and there are no street lights on the road.

As Hou Mu drove forward, he couldn't help frowning: "Strange, isn't there a village here? Why is it so quiet?"

Don't blame Hou Mu for thinking too much, but it's too quiet here.

Not even a dog barking was heard.

The weather had already entered summer, but the village was very cloudy. When Hou Mu got out of the car, he felt the cold air running down her calves and up her back.

She began to hesitate, whether to move on...

"Who is it!"

A sharp female voice pierced the night, making Hou Mu feel that this place was even more eerie.

Do you want to turn around and leave...

Hou Mu has never been a bold person, especially since she likes to watch horror movies when she has nothing to do.For the beginning of this kind of horror movie, she didn't know how many.

Adhering to the philosophy of "if you don't die, you won't die", Hou Mu has already had the idea of ​​leaving.

Just as she was about to drive away, a woman appeared in front of the car with an oil lamp.

The headlights came on, illuminating half of the woman's face.

That woman, the right side of her face was pink, and it looked like flesh-colored bugs had crawled all over her face. She was extremely hideous and terrifying!

Hanging triangular eyes, hooked nose, stooped figure, thinning hair, lifeless, without any light in the eyes.

She looked at Hou Mu, full of vigilance.

The voice was sharp and piercing: "Who are you!! What are you doing here?!"

"Outsiders are not welcome here!"

"Get out!!"

Hou Mu: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hou Mu swallowed, his hands and feet trembling.

According to the routine of horror movies, if she can't light the fire now, then her life will probably have to be explained here today!

"boom…"

Thank goodness!

The car is moving!

Hou Mu left here almost dancing, stepping on the accelerator and galloping between the mountains and forests.

only…

After Hou Mu was overjoyed, he hesitated.

Almost out of a writer's instinct, she sensed that there must be a secret in that village.

Otherwise, how could you say that outsiders are not welcome?

Hou Mu parked the car on the side of the road, a little tangled.

Life is more important than novels.

Don't ask, it must be fate.

There is no one who is not greedy for life and afraid of death.

However, Hou Mu still began to hesitate.

She has walked for so long and traveled all over the country, not just for inspiration.

Now that a good story may appear in front of her, is she going to leave?

And how could it be possible to say die, what if all this is just her imagination?

Just when Hou Mu was hesitating, Xiao Kelian played the video.

She connected immediately.

Xiao Kelian's face appeared on the screen.

She is now lying on the bed in the hotel, the lights are warm and yellow, and the laptop next to her is still turned on.

Hou Mu hurriedly turned on the lights in the car, illuminating his face.

A day of driving made Hou Mu a little tired, and he couldn't hide it.

Xiao Kelian saw it, and felt distressed: "What's the matter, why are you still in the car?"

"Hmm..." Hou Mu hesitated for a moment, but said honestly, "I just came out of the village."

"Are you still on your way tonight?"

Hou Mu: "It wasn't used originally."

She said, "But that village looked a little weird just now."

"Ah..." Xiao Kelian frowned: "Is it because Feng Shui is not good?"

"do not know."

Hou Mu sighed: "Anyway, it looks like the beginning of a horror movie."

Xiao Ke frowned, "Then what are you going to do tonight?"

"Emmmm..." Hou Mu said helplessly, "Let's just stay in the car overnight."

"also."

Xiao Kelian wanted to say something else, but Hou Mu heard Zhang San's voice.

"Ke Lian, the audition will start tomorrow, so let's rest early tonight."

Xiao Kelian didn't respond, it was Hou Mu who took the initiative to say, "Honey, work is important."

"alright."

Xiao Ke pouts: "But I just want to chat with Mu Mu for a while..."

"I think so too." Hou Mu said with a smile, "I'll look for you tomorrow."

"All right…"

Under Hou Mu's gaze, Xiao Kelian reluctantly hung up the phone.

On Hou Mu's side, the world has returned to silence.

Occasionally there were a few strange screams of crows, which were creepy.

Hou Mu: One thing to say and one thing to say, I'm really afraid!

Although afraid, Hou Mu should be sleepy or sleepy.

She didn't resist, and after closing the car door and window, she put down the back of the chair and slept through the night.

What Hou Mu didn't know was that after she hung up the phone, Xiao Kelian was called to leave the hotel.

She put on her clothes casually, glanced at the camera and recording pen that Zhang San handed over to her from the corner of her eye.

Without too much hesitation, they put them in their pockets together and went straight out.

In the garage, there was already a car waiting for her.

Without any hesitation, Xiao Kelian opened the car door and entered.

After the car started, she asked the driver: "Master, why are you having dinner so late?"

The driver obviously didn't know the specific situation, he focused on driving, and occasionally explained a sentence or two to Xiao Kelian.

"I'm not very clear about this, or you can ask the director?"

"Okay." After Xiao Kelian agreed, he opened WeChat and sent a message to the singer's chief director.

Xiao Kelian: "Director Chen, go to dinner now, what about tomorrow's filming?"

I have to audition tomorrow...

She didn't want Hou Mu to see her imperfect performance.

So for the audition and rehearsal, Xiao Kelian also demanded perfection.

just now...

The corner of Xiao Kelian's mouth twitched into a smile, pretending to be confused with understanding.

Those who can call her out now must be some capable people.

It is better to go deep into the tiger's den and see how many people are involved in this matter than to kill the fish and break the net.

This is also convenient for her to do it in the future.

Xiao Kelian turned on the recording as soon as she got in the car, and even before getting out of the car, she quietly turned on the camera, facing her directly in front of her.

After she finished tinkering, she finally received a reply from Director Chen.

Director Chen: "You don't have to worry about the audition, as long as you get the investment tonight, it doesn't matter what happens."

"whispering sound--"

Xiao Kelian sneered, feeling disgusted.

At this moment, the door of the car had been opened, and the driver stood proudly outside the car, and said without any respect, "Miss Xiao, please."

"Row."

Xiao Kelian just got out of the car with a half smile but not a smile.

Under the guidance of a special person, she entered a box.

As soon as the box door opened, she wished she could poke her eyes.

In the box, men and women were entangled with each other, and the smell was turbid, even worse than the smell of the military camp where Xiao Kelian once stayed.

Most of the barracks smell of sweat and stinky feet.

The smell in this box made Xiao Kelian have to suspect that someone defecated indiscriminately.

vomit--

The original desire to explore the truth disappeared, and she took a step back, wanting to leave here immediately.

Unexpectedly, the box door was already closed.

With this step, she slammed straight into the door of the box.

When Xiao Kelian raised her head again, she found that everyone in the box was staring at her intently.

Eyes mixed with desire and plunder fell on Xiao Kelian, Xiao Kelian looked at the wine pond and meat forest in front of him, and felt his stomach churning.

She didn't intend to speak either, she opened the box and was about to leave.

Who knew, he was stopped by someone.

A man with bare chestnuts on his upper body pressed his right hand on the door of the box, while holding a coolly dressed woman in his left hand, he raised and lowered his hands.

Xiao Kelian was very disgusted: "I'm only twenty, I can't see these things."

"Hehehe..." The woman not only had an enchanting figure, but her laughter was also captivating.

It was also at this time that Xiao Kelian realized——

Isn't this woman the actress of some sort?

what do you say that is?

Xiao Kelian couldn't remember.

What is the award?

Xiao Kelian didn't know.

But Xiao Kelian knew that even though she was the worst actress on the Internet, her net worth was not low, and her endorsement and filming prices were among the best in the circle.

And now...

It seems that the complexity in Xiao Kelian's eyes stimulated the woman, and after a brief moment of anger, she acted like a baby to the man.

"This little sister looks so iconic, Second Young Master, you have to love her well."

"Do you still need to say?" The man pinched the softness of the woman and began to rub it under Xiao Ke's eyes.

Xiao Kelian: Grandpa on the subway looks at his phone.jpg

She didn't hide her disgust at all, but she didn't know that this appearance could irritate the people in the room even more.

They are in high spirits.

"This is the girl Director Chen sent. She looks much more beautiful than the previous one."

"I just don't know how it tastes."

"Take off her clothes!"

"This chick, I want it!"

"Fart, I saw it first!"

"You want to fight with me?"

...

There were quarrels, shouts, and some indescribable voices one after another.

It made Xiao Kelian even more disgusting.

She was very calm and well-dressed, like a good family who strayed into a brothel.

Just out of the corner of my eye, I saw a familiar man.Xiao Kelian raised her eyebrows, but remained calm, pretending that she didn't notice anything.

After all, what you love and what I want.

"Go ahead, I'll go first."

"Want to leave?" The person who was quarreling happily just now stopped suddenly and looked at Xiao Kelian with interest: "After you leave, Director Chen's investment will be gone."

"Oh..." Xiao Kelian was still indifferent: "I'll tell Director Chen that you want him to accompany you."

"Sharp teeth and sharp mouths."

Xiao Kelian didn't move his face: "It's a great honor."

"only."

The man stood up and let Xiao Kelian see his dick.

Xiao Kelian immediately turned around, wishing to poke her eyes.

Anger also arose in my heart: "Such an ugly thing, don't hang around outside!"

"Ugly?!" Xiao Kelian's words were undoubtedly a bucket of oil, which just poured on the man's anger and anger.

Xiao Kelian felt her arm being grabbed, and a man's voice sounded.

"Then I'm going to use this ugly thing to make you feel immortal..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Xiao Kelian threw him over his shoulder.

With a "bang", the world was briefly quiet.

But in the next second, it was even more noisy.

Facing the menacing person, Xiao Kelian didn't fluctuate in his heart. He directly picked up the nearby beer bottle and smashed it down on the person's head!

All the props at hand became her weapons, allowing her to meet gods and kill gods, and Buddhas to kill Buddhas.

What's more, it's just beating up a few people who have drunk too much?

Xiao Ke Lian patted the dust in his hand, it was a trivial matter.

She turned around in a circle to ensure that everyone was photographed, then walked around the trembling shadow queen, and swaggered out of the box.

But it didn't go far.

She was on the phone outside the box door.

"Hello? Is it 110? There are people here gathering to riot, smoking du, and the situation is bad."

"The VIP box at 2333 Bali Street, please call the police as soon as possible."

After the police arrived, Xiao Kelian quietly hid in the crowd and left here.

As for investing?

None of her business hee hee hee.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-02-1616:51:33~2021-02-1717:18:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Leaping Light Year 2; Jiang Shangqing 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!