The abusive heroine in my pen came to me to settle the account gl

Although—at the beginning, Dongdong Lafeng's appearance really shocked Hou Mu.

But after sitting on the Lincoln for a long time, Hou Mu can also do it - drink lemon tea, - while disdain - caring.

Oh, but that's all.

Drink another sip of lemon tea.

In comparison, Xiao Kelian is much more honest.

She sat next to Hou Mu, looked up and down very curiously, and let out two exclamations from time to time.

Dongdong was satisfied to a great extent.

Even if I can't compete with you in beauty, but I have money!

She crossed her legs, leaned against the leather seat cushion, and held a goblet in her hand.

She raised the goblet, and the deacon poured the drink for her.

Don't forget to pour Hou Mu and Xiao Ke's pity too.

Hou Mu—with an excited face, is this Lafite from 82?

I can drink until Dongdong goes bankrupt!

She also picked up the goblet and took a sip.

Well, the entrance is slightly sweet, and the bubbles burst in the mouth.

It seems to be the same taste as Feizhai Happy Water?

Hou Mu drank again—a big gulp.

But she confirmed that it was the Fat House Happy Water.

"I didn't expect you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to drink fat house happy water."

Dongdong was very elegant, and took another sip.

"You haven't figured out the doorway inside yet." She smiled and looked at Xiao Kelian: "Little boy, would you like to try it?"

Xiao Kelian heard the words and immediately sat upright.Holding the goblet in front of you with both hands, it's so cute.

I saw her drink—after taking a small sip, she picked up the cup again—and drank it down.

Seeing Xiao Kelian's appearance made Hou Mu a little strange.

Could it be that he is really a cow chewing peonies?

She drank it again, and it really tasted different.

This is the fragrance of money!

Hou Mu was amused by his brain, but still asked Xiao Ke very curiously.

"Honey, is there anything special about this drink?"

Xiao Kelian held the goblet and said with a smile: "Sweet."

"Delicious."

Nothing was asked.

Hou Mu spread his hands.

Let's stop pretending, we're bumpkins.

She said, "Isn't this the happy fat house water?"

"Not the same." Dongdong Mizhi smiled, and stretched out her index finger, shaking it from side to side.

It seems to be mocking Hou Mu's ignorance.

Hou Mu: Suddenly I don’t want to know.

Although Hou Mu didn't want to know, Dongdong wanted to.

She took another sip before saying slowly, "This is the fat house happy water I drank on Lincoln."

"Can it be the same as elsewhere?"

Hou Mu: ...

Sure enough, their level of sand sculpture cannot be underestimated.

Unexpectedly, compared with them, he was considered a decent person.

Hou Mu was filled with emotion, and then opened the group chat.

Seeing the King of the Pit crying for help, I just feel refreshed.

The bald scholar: "Have you been sanctioned?"

- There are pits everywhere: "Not yet."

Roubaozi for two yuan and five: "But soon."

Two yuan and five meat buns: "Gloomy-laugh.gif"

Roubaozi for two yuan and five: "I've already got off the bus."

- It's full of pitfalls: "..."

— It’s full of pits: “If I die, I’ll leave it to you to fill in the pits @baldingscholar.”

The bald scholar: "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, let me climb."

In the group—all of a sudden there was no news.

Hou Mu looked at the phone a little strangely, thinking that the weird situation from the previous face-to-face meeting had reappeared.

In order to prove it, she directly asked Xiao Kelian.

"Baby, try sending a message in the group."

"it is good."

Xiao Kelian put down the goblet and started typing.

Big Peach: "cute.jpg"

Um?It doesn't look bad.

In other words, there is no news about the pit king suddenly.

Hou Mu mourned in silence, feeling sad for her departure.

The bald scholar: "Don't worry, on this day next year, I will bring a bunch of little yellow/flowers to see you."

The bald scholar: "@—everything is full of holes."

After sending the message, Hou Mu said with a smile, "I don't know if the King of the Pit will have a bruised nose and a swollen face after we pass by."

"Ah..." Xiao Ke asked pitifully, "Did Sister Yu Yu die?"

Hearing her question, Dongdong couldn't hold back her elegant and beautiful airs.

She laughed so hard that all her branches trembled, and the happy water of the fat house with the smell of RMB almost spilled out.

"Killed." Hou Mu also smiled: "It's a good word."

"Yeah, sister Yuyu seems to have met."

Xiao Kelian showed Hou Mu and Dongdong the phone.

On the screen is a photo, and inside is a back view.

— It’s just a candid shot, the surrounding scenes are blurry.

But there is a kind of hazy beauty.

Seeing this, Hou Mu also turned on the phone.

It was found that it was a photo sent by Hang Wang.

Below is her strange cry.

——Everything is full of pitfalls: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish."

Hou Mu raised his eyebrows, unexpectedly, she had a new love again.

The bald scholar: "How many wives do you have?"

Hou Mu chatted so happily that he didn't even know when the deacon appeared.

"Miss, here we are."

After his voice fell, the car stopped completely.

And Dongdong didn't have the slightest thought of moving.

Just when Hou Mu was curious and was about to speak to remind him, he suddenly heard a voice from outside.

"Welcome miss!"

Loud!

Hou Mu: "Is this a Mary Su plot?"

"Hi." Dongdong waved his hand, quite helplessly: "Buy the way, Xiao Zhang just likes to play with these bells and whistles."

"I told you not to do this, but he didn't listen."

Hou Mu glanced at the deacon who was smiling impeccably, and finally uttered only six words.

"Really? I don't believe it."

Dongdong also got up at this time, and gently put her hand on the deacon's palm.

Slowly left the car.

If Hou Mu is not mistaken, there seems to be a red carpet outside the car? !

After the ball, she didn't want to get out of the car.

"Mumu, don't we go?"

Xiao Kelian didn't know Hou Mu's mental journey, but just looked at Hou Mu curiously, waiting for her next move.

What can Hou Mu do? Bite the bullet and do it!

Still, there are ways to avoid losing face.

She took out the mask she carried with her and covered herself tightly with a scarf.

Don't forget to put the hood of the down jacket on your head.

Guarantee that even her mother won't recognize her.

Xiao Kelian was watching from the side, very puzzled: "Mu Mu, what are you?"

"Don't ask yet." Hou Mu's voice reached Xiao Kelian's ears through the thick barrier. "Just do it with me first."

"Ok."

Xiao Kelian didn't ask any more questions, but started to surround herself according to Hou Mu's method.

After the two of them packed up, the deacon returned to the car.

He leaned forward 60°, standard and elegant.

"Next, which lady will go first?"

Hou Mu: What's the matter with the momentum of going on the red carpet?

Don't tell her, that melon boy Dongdong even called the interview team across from the red carpet.

What a social death.

Hou Mu waved his hands again and again: "No, we just need to go together."

"Ok."

The deacon didn't say much, he stood up straight and waited for them.

Hou Mu: What else can I do, just bite the bullet.

She took Xiao Kelian's hand and got off Lincoln.

This—get out of the car, only to realize that her thinking was too simple.

What the hell is this balloon full of squares!

The giant banner on this big screen is really amazing!

Forget about the soil, why are there so many people taking pictures happily.

Hou Mu: Let me die.

At this moment, Hou Mu was extremely fortunate to have surrounded himself in a ball.

And the melon-eating crowd who were excitedly waiting for the second beauty.

But I saw two unpretentious balls, with their heads lowered and their faces covered, running past him like the wind.

Go straight to the opposite side.

Then - look, it's gone.

Not interesting, really boring.

Hou Mu didn't want to guess about the psychological activities of the crowd anymore, she dragged Dongdong a little bit collapsed.

"What kind of sand sculpture Mary Su escaped heroine are you?"

"Go back to the book for me!"

Dongdong—flicking her hair, full of charms: "Haven't you heard—a word?"

"What?"

"If you have money, you can do whatever you want."

Hou Mu didn't want to talk to this sand sculpture.

She posted the location in the group, and then typed to ask.

"Here we are, where are you?"

- It was full of pitfalls: "I'm watching the excitement over here."

Hou Mu had an ominous premonition.

The bald scholar: "What's the fun?"

——Everything is full of pitfalls: "Video 20s"

—It was full of pitfalls: "There are three big fools walking the show."

You don't need to open it, the idiot Hou Mu knows who she is talking about.

She didn't want to say too much, and shared the location directly.

Bald scholar: "We are here."

Two yuan and five meat buns: "Here we come."

It was almost Hou Mu who saw the news, and immediately heard the voice of King Keng.

"Bald-son-"

Hou Mu was very moved and responded enthusiastically.

"climb--"

After she finished speaking, she was in the mood to look at the people walking towards them.

- Tall - short, it's quite right.

The highest estimate is that the meat buns cost two yuan and five.

She often acted like a baby in the group, Hou Mu used to think she was a soft girl.

But now—look, boy, there must be—Mi Qiwu?

Rounding off all - meters eight.

And she has neat short hair, which is heroic.

Jacket overalls overalls Martin boots.

Everywhere shows that she is cool.

As for the pit king next to Baozi.

Since the last time we met, her hair has grown a bit.

Now it's at the armpit.

Now she is tied up and tied into a ball head.

Short down jacket with black pleated skirt.

Just, very mini?

Yes—say—, when I met Ji before, I didn’t think she was short.

Why are you standing with Baozi now, and it looks like only a meter four?

— Mi Si, writing novels...

Hou Mu was terrified, and asked King Keng directly: "Are you a man or a woman?"

—It was full of pitfalls: "I'll kill you."

Very good, girl.

The four of them met, and only then did they introduce themselves.

"I'm a bald scholar, if you don't mind, call me Dad."

"My mother..."

Keng Wang made a gesture to roll up his sleeves, but was easily held down by Baozi.

Baozi's tone was cold: "Old Gong, don't make trouble."

Freeze everyone else.

But King Keng just ate this set, immediately put down his sleeves, and patted his chest.

"Good wife!"

Baozi smiled and said, "Lao Gong is really nice."

Hou Mu: ...

Is this called realism?

The disciple realized it!

Fortunately, Hou Mu was not the only one who was impacted, she quickly covered Xiao Kelian's eyes.

"Don't look, hot eyes."

"it is good."

After Xiao Kelian complied obediently, she let Hou Mu cover her eyes and began to introduce herself.

"Hello, sisters, I'm Xiao Kelian."

"Wife—"

The pit king's voice changed halfway, and Xiao Ke was blindfolded and didn't know.

But other people can see it clearly.

Hou Mu - Kick King's ass kicked.

No one at the scene said a word for her.

In the end, Keng Wang pitifully rubbed his butt, and acted like a baby to Baozi: "Old Gong, she hit me."

Baozi looked worried: "I didn't see it, why don't I hit it again?"

Pit King: ...

"Hold on, let's continue with the introduction."

Hou Mu let go of the hands covering Xiao Kelian's eyes, and then immediately hugged her, leaning slightly, with his chin resting on Xiao Kelian's shoulder.

The others stopped being rude and started introducing themselves one after another.

King of Pitfalls: "I'm just—everywhere I look, I'm full of pitfalls. You can call me Baldy's father."

Again - feet.

Baozi pretended to be blind, and said blankly, "I am Roubaozi for two yuan and five."

She is a cool lady.

Finally, there is our rich woman in the world, Marie Susha, the fugitive heroine of literature, Dongdong.

She brushed her hair gracefully: "I'm Dongdong, you just call me a beauty."

Hou Mu: She suddenly didn't want her baby to know these sand sculptures.

What if the baby's fairy girl belt collapses?

The author has something to say: Little Poor: Mu Mu, sister Yu Yu (King King), isn't she wearing a ball head?How do you know she has hair down to her armpits?

Mu Mu: Because I have a pair of eyes (with confidence on my hips)

Pit King: Pooh! !

Little Poor: Mu Mu is awesome~

The small theater is inspired by the comment area hehehe