The abusive heroine in my pen came to me to settle the account gl

Finally, they knelt all afternoon.

No gaming experience!

I don't know if the game is exhausting or what's the matter, they sat and played all afternoon, and they were hungry.

The four put down their phones, exchanged glances, and reached an agreement again.

Let's cook! !

Hou Mu looked at the red oil and peppers floating in the pot, and wanted to persuade Xiao Kelian to eat less, otherwise his stomach would be overwhelmed.

But seeing her eating happily, she quietly swallowed the words back to her stomach.

And Hang Wang and Ba'er are scrambling to serve Xiao Kelian with vegetables, fearing that Xiao Kelian won't be able to enter the hospital.

Hou Mu: ...

Forget it, let her eat if she likes it.

Seeing how Xiao Kelian was so hot that she couldn't breathe, she quickly called the waiter: "Miss sister, have a bottle of Leibi."

"A bottle?"

"right…"

Just as Hou Mu said that, he saw his sleeves being grabbed by a pair of white and slender hands.

The red oil in the pot is boiling, and the white mist is lingering on the pot.

Xiao Kelian was sitting in the direction of the white mist and fragrance, looking like a fairy in Tiangong.

It's just that Fairy Tiangong is not lonely at all, but her mouth is red, and she speaks with a bit of desire.

"Mumu, I want to eat the ice glutinous rice balls at noon."

Hou Mu was dazzled by the beauty: "Eat! Eat a big portion!"

The fairy on the opposite side of the white mist smiled sweetly: "Thank you sister~"

Seeing this, King Keng hurriedly added: "Thank you, my sister."

Hou Mu: ...

She gave the pit king a cold swishing look, hoping to pierce him through with an eye knife.

It's a pity that the pit king didn't even look at her, and still looked at her good girl goose with an idiot face.

bother!

The corners of Hou Mu's mouth twitched, and his tone was bad: "Hurry up, hurry up and leave after eating."

"I'm not leaving." Hang Wang smiled a little silly: "I'm leaving, what will my wife do?"

Hou Mu: ...

She opened the group chat of "Looking forward to 3000 million rich women" and pressed her finger on the voice button.

Start to set up.

"You say it again?"

King Keng looked at Hou Mu confidently, and said confidently: "I won't go, I want to stay with my wife."

Hou Mu smiled sinisterly.

"Who is your wife?"

Pit King: "Xiao Kelian!"

Hou Mu: "Oh~"

Send voice.

Bald scholar: "@肉包子two yuan five."

Two yuan and five meat buns: "????"

Roubaozi for two yuan and five: "Where is my hat?"

Roubaozi two yuan and five: "I feel like a horse is running on my head."

After seeing the satisfactory results, she leisurely put away her phone again, as if nothing happened just now.

She said, "Have you booked your hotel yet?"

"No ah."

Hou Mu: "Then I'll book it for you. There are some pretty good hotels near my home."

"Isn't it?" Keng Wang said with a hurt face, "I ran all the way here, and you let me stay in a hotel?"

Hou Mu thought for a while, put away the phone: "There is something wrong."

Before Hang Wang could express his opinion, she happily added: "The bridge hole under the overpass is not bad. I'll take you there after you eat."

"Baer!"

"Don't pull me, bully!" Pit King said with anger on his face, "I must let this bald man know what pain is."

Ba'er, who was blocking her and not letting her do anything, was fishing for meat in the pot.

While fishing, I still don’t forget to cheer for my old mother.

"It would be too embarrassing to lose."

Hang Wang slapped Ba'er's hand: "Don't stop me!"

The quail eggs that Ba'er managed to pick up were slapped off by the King of the Pit, and his eyes were filled with four points of astonishment, three points of anger, two points of grievance, and one point of cruelty.

He wiped off the oil on his hands with a paper towel, and said to Hou Mu ruthlessly and domineeringly.

"Mother-in-law, don't bother preparing for us."

"We're going back today."

For a moment, Hou Mu didn't know whether to scold Ba'er for indiscriminately seeking relationships, or to laugh at the king of pitfalls.

She hesitated again and again, and just asked, "Would you like to play for a few more days?"

"No." Ba'er looked cold, holding the pit king by the back of the neck: "She is in a hurry to go back and fill the pit."

Pit King: "I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

She looked panic-stricken, or rather frightened.

"I don't want to fill in the hole! Don't pull me!"

"Really don't fill it in?" Ba'er smiled grimly: "I'll call your brother Tu Gen right away and tell you that you are in Province S now."

"Unfilial son!!"

But Hou Mu pricked up his ears and listened quietly, his gossip soul burning brightly: "Brother Tugen?"

"Correct."

Ba'er betrayed his old mother ruthlessly: "She's a good friend."

Pit King: "Good friend, beep beep beep——"

But Hou Mu rested his chin on his hands, with a look of interest: "Come on, let's talk about it, I don't lack this little time."

And Xiao Kelian, who was eating meat with his head down, hummed and hummed, silently put down his chopsticks and held the spoon in his right hand.

Keep scooping ice glutinous rice balls to eat.

It's just that the eyes are wide open, obviously very curious.

Unexpectedly, the pit king stopped Ba'er in time.

She threatened Ba'er: "If you dare to say it, I will change your settings when I go back, making you infertile and full of children and grandchildren."

Xiao Kelian was sending a spoonful of glutinous rice balls to her mouth at this time, but she stopped in a daze when she heard the words, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

After a long while, he came back to his senses with a look of surprise.

After thinking about it, I figured it out.

Hou Mu only thought her reaction was cute, his heart itched slightly, and his finger had already poked Xiao Kelian's cheek.

"Still swallowing it?"

Where she poked it with her finger, there were two small red marks, which were exactly the size of Hou Mu's index finger.

After being poked by Hou Mu, Xiao Kelian regained consciousness.

She moved her mouth slightly, making an indistinct sound.

I thought I wanted to talk, but I had something in my mouth, and I forgot to swallow it when I was in a hurry, and I was in a panic.

It was Hou Mu who coaxed her with a smile: "Swallow and talk."

Only then did Xiao Kelian succeed in speaking.

"This blessing..."

Hou Mu laughed: "Good boy, don't ask these questions."

But then, I felt that what I said was wrong.

Xiao Kelian is over nineteen now, these things shouldn't be avoided by her.

Her thinking was originally limited by Chen Guo's thoughts, so she was too shy to show her calves at first.

And now, she can accept flesh-colored leggings.

The modern and open concept is not just about dressing.

Thinking of this, Hou Mu quickly changed his words and laughed teasingly: "You said that if a man is infertile, how can he be full of children and grandchildren?"

"This…"

Xiao Kelian originally thought that there was no answer to this question, but Hou Mu still answered her.

However, this answer is really embarrassing.

I was so ashamed all of a sudden.

"It's broad daylight, what are you talking about?"

Her eyes are pure and charming, like old wine that has been buried for decades, attractive and fragrant.

Hou Mu: What about the tissues?My nosebleed is about to come out!

It's just educating children but you can't give up halfway. She said: "This kind of joke is still very common here. After you..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she was blocked by a spoonful of ice dumplings.

Xiao Kelian's earlobe was flushed red, she was ashamed and angry.

"You can't stop your mouth from eating?"

Hou Mu: Unfilial girl!

Then he honestly swallowed the ice glutinous rice balls in his mouth.

Not to mention, it's pretty sweet.

Before he had time to savor the sweetness in his mouth, he heard the pit king scream.

"Baldy dog, I'll kill you!"

Hou Mu: "???"

With a "snap", the bowl of iced glutinous rice balls fell into pieces.

I saw Xiao Kelian's eyes were bloodshot, staring at the pit king expressionlessly.

Although she is indoors now, Hou Mu can feel that the person in front of her is a horse under the crotch, covered in armor, and a person with a red-tasseled spear who takes the head of the enemy general.

She is the last female general of Chen Kingdom.

Her hands... were already stained with human blood.

But she is only nineteen.

Thinking of this, Hou Mu's heart ached.

Hou Mu quickly hugged Xiao Kelian, covering her eyes with his right hand, feeling her eyelashes across his palm.

"What's the point of that ugly thing?" Hou Mu pretended to be relaxed: "Spicy eyes."

Feeling that the person in his arms is no longer stiff, and even has a light tone: "Yeah!"

Pit King: "I'm just a beauty, why do you treat me like this?"

Hou Mu moved Xiao Kelian's hand away from her eyes, and squeezed Xiao Kelian's face again.

The words were spoken to the pit king.

"Who told you to threaten me?"

"I have a good goose girl to protect me."

King Keng glanced at Ba'er, who was still fishing for meat in the pot, and slowly covered his chest.

She looked sad: "Is this the life of a beautiful woman?"

"Don't be shy, you don't believe me."

Hearing Hou Mu's schadenfreude voice, King Keng's nose was almost crooked.

She smiled sinisterly: "You bastard, what did you quietly post to the group?"

"Nothing?"

Hou Mu had an upright face and spread his hands, looking very innocent.

Hang Wang sneered, and directly snatched Hou Mu's mobile phone under the table, which was about to look through the chat records.

"What's wrong with you?"

"How can this be called a guilty conscience?" Hou Mu pretended to be puzzled: "I just exposed your true face, Chen Shimei."

The pit king was even angrier: "I am!"

"You should still thank me." Hou Mu took out a tissue and said slowly, "I haven't mentioned your brother Tugen yet."

After finishing speaking, there was another heartbroken look: "Pick up one online, pick up one in other provinces, and raise another locally."

"Is your surname Luo? You are so energetic."

Keng Wang pinched the orchid finger and picked up the special enamel cup of our shop.

"So, are you willing to let little pity into my fish pond?"

"Heh..." Hou Mu also picked up the enamel cup and took a sip of Lei Bi.

She said: "I will lead her and present you a bouquet of yellow/chrysanthemums next year."

Ba'er: "Wonderful!"

Pit King: "You dog thief, I will take the place of the sky today!!"

"Dawei Tianlong!!"

Hou Mu is as stable as Mount Tai.

Even took another sip of Rebecca.

Refreshed.

After finishing the meal like this, Keng Wang finally succumbed to Ba'er's threat.

I bought a high-speed rail ticket during dinner.

Seeing Hou Mu amazed, he really wanted to get acquainted with the legendary "Brother Tugen".

To be able to make the pit king fearful like this, what a god!

However, it is still a bit regretful that the pit king is leaving.

Hou Mu stood outside the high-speed rail station, very reluctant.

"Why did you buy it so late? Isn't there another class ahead?"

Pit King: "It's too late, you big-headed ghost!"

Parting is always sad, even the wind is more noisy than before.

"Ah sneeze!!"

Then he successfully caught Hou Mu's beloved baby with a cold.

She took Xiao Kelian's cold little hand and stuffed it into her pocket.

With a look of disgust on his face, he waved at King Keng: "Go, go, don't just stand there."

"You stand here, my baby is thin-skinned, it's not good to go home first."

Pit King: "Dog thief!"

Xiao Kelian also looked embarrassed, and she gently hooked Gouhou Mu's palm.

"I'm ok."

"Sister, if you want to accompany them, just play for a while."

Ba'er stepped forward domineeringly: "My woman is really considerate."

An uppercut passed, and Ba'er stopped again.

After Hou Mu cleaned up Ba'er, he smiled at King Keng and said, "I'm in a hurry this time, so I didn't have time to treat you properly."

"What are you talking about..."

Hang Wang waved his hand, as if he was not used to Hou Mu being so reasonable.

Sure enough, her face turned livid in the next second.

She heard Hou Mu say: "Next time I go to play with you, I will give you a chance to treat me nicely."

"I hope you don't ignorant of flattery."

King of the Pit: "My Lord is going to eliminate harm for the people today!!"

It's a pity that Hou Mu has already led Xiao Kelian to turn around gracefully: "Walk slowly and bye, I'm going to catch the subway."

"It will be shut down soon."

"Ah sneeze!!"