The abusive heroine in my pen came to me to settle the account gl

Although the child was rebellious, Hou Mu became worried not long after Xiao Kelian closed the door.

I don't know if I will use the wicked map.

I don't know if the wicked map will lead the way indiscriminately.

I don't know if the female goose is so beautiful, she will be targeted by the gangsters.

I don't know if she has enough clothes on or not, and what temperature is outside.

Hou Mu wiped away the non-existent tears in the corner of his eyes: Is this the worry of the mother who travels thousands of miles?

For the past two months, Hou Mu has been with Xiao Kelian almost all the time, without any private time.

It was so violent that when I was alone, I suddenly felt uncomfortable all over.

I just feel that the house is a bit too shabby.

Obviously only one person is missing.

Xiao Kelian didn't have a phone card either, so Hou Mu picked up and put down the phone, and finally held it in his hand.

But do nothing.

Gan!Can't sit still!

Hou Mu lifted the quilt, and jumped out of bed in good spirits.

"Plop" sound.

Get down on your knees.

Hou Mu: People have to obey their old age...

She shivered and crawled back onto the bed.

Comfort yourself.

The female goose is so good, what is a little thing? !

Then the finger clicked "110" uncontrollably.

She glanced at the time on the phone and said to herself, "If the female goose doesn't come back after half an hour, I'll call the police!"

After making this decision, Hou Mu didn't do anything else.Lie on the bed, staring at the passage of time intently.

1 minutes…

5 minutes…

10 minutes…

25 minutes! !

Hou Mu only felt that every minute was a torment, and her fingers hesitated on the dial button.

He kept comforting himself: "Wait a little longer, wait a little longer."

Immediately changed his words again: "Wait for a hammer! Can the matter of the female goose wait?!"

Seeing that her finger was about to press the dial button, a call came in.

Hou Mu thought almost immediately that this was Xiao Kelian's call.

Connect immediately!

"Hey?"

Hou Mu asked a little nervously.

Not long after, Xiao Kelian's voice came from the phone.

Her voice has been processed by electric current, and it is slightly distorted, but it is still like the sound of nature.

"Guess who I am?"

Hou Mu covered his mouth: Wuwuwu is really her baby.

His mouth was calm and breezy: "Why have you been here for so long?"

"I'm picking a phone number."

"Okay." Hou Mu looked at the time and asked with concern, "When will you be back?"

Xiao Kelian's voice was full of happiness.

"Maybe I have to wait a while, the little brother here said to help me install some software."

Hou Mu heard this and licked his molars.

The words were almost squeezed through the teeth.

"Little...brother...brother?"

"hold head high."

Xiao Kelian didn't realize the old mother's anger, and was very happy: "Little brother is really nice."

Also added son Huayin!

Hou Mu was very angry, but he couldn't tell why.

In the end, I could only choke out one sentence: "No puppy love!"

Xiao Kelian seemed to be taken aback for a moment, then smiled even more happily.

The silver bell-like laughter unexpectedly relieved Hou Mu.

She said: "Don't buy barbecue later, just come back."

Xiao Kelian: "I never planned to buy it."

Before the old mother got angry, she hurriedly added, "The smoke from the barbecue is heavy and unhealthy."

Hou Mu: "..."

Fine.

"Sleep bye."

Hou Mu hung up the phone sadly, and then opened a takeaway.

There is no uneatable barbecue, only smart dogs!

After Hou Mu put down his phone contentedly, he saw the WeChat application.

It was a portrait of a little orange.

Although there was no basis, Hou Mu felt that it was Xiao Kelian.

"You have added mu as a friend, please start chatting."

Hou Mu: "Ke Ke?"

mu: "Really smart."

Hou Mu immediately changed the remark to "Baby Goose", and said triumphantly, "I don't even look at who I am."

She looked at Xiao Kelian's orange profile picture, and changed her profile picture to peach.

Well, good match!

Hou Mu wanted to ask Xiao Kelian when he would be back, but suddenly remembered the takeaway he ordered.

Suddenly I felt a little guilty.

Hou Mu: "Is the baby still in the mobile phone store?"

Baby Goose Girl: "No, it's already out."

Hou Mu: "Are you coming back?"

Baby Goose Girl: "Yes."

Hou Mu: ...

Do you want to cancel the takeaway order...

Just when Hou Mu was struggling, the call came in.

Don't pick it up, everyone knows it's a rider.

Hou Mu answered the phone listlessly: "Put it at the door."

It turned out that the voice belonged to her baby girl goose.

Xiao Kelian's voice came from the phone: "Mumu, open the door?"

Dude, can she teleport?

Arriving home so soon?

Hou Mu's face was horrified, and he could even hear the rider's anxious voice from his mobile phone.

"Girl, why are you snatching my phone..."

Hou Mu: ...

Is this life?

She simply pretended to be dead: "My foot hurts, you can open the door and come in."

"Is that so?" Xiao Kelian pondered for a while: "All right."

Then the call was hung up.

This is Hou Mu, the first time he answered a takeaway call so frightened!

What's more scary is yet to come!

Hou Mu lay on the bed and pretended to be dead, hoping that her good girl Goose would pamper her elderly man.

"click"

The door opened.

The sound of doors closing, shoes being changed, plastic bags rubbing against each other.

Just no voice.

Hou Mu couldn't hold back, and shouted, "Ke Ke?"

Suddenly, Xiao Kelian's voice came from the bedside, making Hou Mu jump.

"Why don't you call me Good Girl Goose now?"

Hou Mu: "You scared me to death."

She added: "Because I think you will behave unfilially later."

"for example?"

Hou Mu glanced at Xiao Kelian, and found that she didn't have a barbecue in her hand at all!

She got up in tears: "Like throwing away my takeaway."

After getting up, she realized that Xiao Kelian smelled of cumin all over her body.

Fragrance.

Hou Mu sighed: "You smell so delicious just by touching it, how delicious the barbecue is."

Xiao Kelian: "..."

She was speechless for a while, but still said: "The barbecue is on the coffee table."

"Don't eat in bed."

Hou Mu regained his spirits: "That's great!"

It's just that when she got out of bed, she looked another way.

Hou Mu held on to the white wall with one hand and walked forward with difficulty.

For eating, what is this pain? !

After Xiao Kelian came out of the shower, he saw Hou Muzheng sitting on the sofa with tears streaming down his face.

Xiao Kelian panicked, the composure just now completely dissipated.

He hurried to Hou Mu's side and asked anxiously.

"What's the matter with you?"

Hou Mu had a loving face, with oil still on his mouth.

She said: "Good girl goose, you actually packed food for mom."

"Mom was moved to tears!"

Xiao Kelian snorted softly, and turned her head: "I just saw that the stall owner was busy at night, it's just a pity that no one bought anything."

Hou Mu:? ? ?

Is she talking about the barbecue booth that has to wait in line for at least half an hour?

Hou Mu chewed the meat in his mouth.

That's right, it is.

"Ah..." Hou Mu suppressed a smile, and said to Xiao Kelian, "I never imagined that business is so difficult now."

"Humph."

Xiao Kelian ignored her.

Hou Mu was bored eating alone, and sighed: "I really want to drink!"

Seeing Xiao Kelian acting like a magic trick, he did not know where to take out two bottles of wine.

Hou Mu took it over and took a look.

Hey!

Good guy, Red Moon Erguotou!

She smiled and said to Xiao Kelian: "Unexpectedly, you are quite knowledgeable."

"Is this okay?"

"Very good." Hou Mu took a sip of the wine, feeling much happier.

Xiao Kelian said again: "The little brother really didn't lie to me."

Hou Mu choked, swallowing the wine in his mouth, vomiting and nauseating.

"What kind of broken wine, bah!"

She drank too much just now, but now her face was flushed, and under the light, she showed a coquettish attitude that did not match her usual.

She doesn't look like a talented woman who has read a lot of poetry and books, but more like a captivating fox demon in a picture book.

It's just that this fox demon has a bad complexion.

Hou Mu propped his head on one hand, and his whole body was tilted on the sofa.

The brown curly hair was scattered, Xiao Kelian twisted a strand and wrapped it around her fingertips.

Xiao Kelian approached Hou Mu slowly, and asked softly, "Is this wine not good?"

"Of course not!"

Hou Mu's eyes were half-closed, and his lips were delicate and charming.

She said: "Elite people like us need a goblet to match Lao Baigan."

The hand playing with the hair stopped, Xiao Kelian didn't know what to say.

Fortunately, Hou Mu didn't give her time to play.

Hou Mu started nagging again: "Ke Ke, you can't fall in love early, you know?"

"Know it."

Xiao Kelian's eyes were full of smiles, and she asked again: "Then when can I fall in love?"

"fall in love?"

Hou Mu tilted his head, very puzzled: "Why do you want to fall in love?"

"Isn't it sweet to be a widowed king?"

She sat up, looking proud.

"Come on, mom, tell me something."

Xiao Kelian: "?"

Hou Mu spoke happily.

"Lonely, lonely, lonely, widowed."

"No." Xiao Kelian looked disgusted: "I don't want to learn."

Hou Mu: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, the child's wings are stiff and disobedient."

Xiao Kelian: ...

If she had known what Hou Mu looked like after drinking, she would have killed her without buying the wine.

She was quite depressed now, so she also took a sip of Erguotou.

"That's it?"

Xiao Kelian seemed unbelievable, and took several mouthfuls of tons of tons.

A bottle of Erguotou will see the bottom within 2 minutes.

Xiao Kelian: "That's it?"

She couldn't understand how Hou Mu could drink like this.

This Erguotou is much lighter than what she drank in Chen Country.

However, speaking of Chen Kingdom.

Xiao Kelian couldn't hold back, and shook Hou Mu's shoulder.

"One month has passed, what about the extra episode you promised me?"

Hou Mu's eyes were full of confusion: "Fanwai?"

"What episode?"

"I never write side stories hahahaha."

She stood up, feeling ecstatic.

"As the king of pigeons, it is impossible for me to write extra stories!"

Xiao Kelian only felt wronged and angry.

I don't know if it was under the influence of alcohol that she began to be rude in everything she did.

She directly pressed Hou Mu, touched her body, and muttered to herself.

"Where did you put your phone?"

Hou Mu giggled, "Can't you find it?"

Xiao Kelian was even more aggrieved: "Where did you put your phone?"

Hou Mu didn't struggle either, she turned her face halfway, and said with a smile: "You kiss me, and I'll tell you."

Seeing that Xiao Kelian was red from head to toe, she hurriedly let Hou Mu go.

"I, I, I, I don't want it anymore!"

"what…"

Seeing Xiao Kelian leave, Hou Mu smiled and said, "Don't you want your phone?"

"Yes." Xiao Kelian glared at Hou Mu again: "You won't give it."

"Give it!"

Hou Mu sat up propped up, and approached Xiao Kelian: "I will definitely give you what you want."

"really?"

"Booh~"

Xiao Kelian covered his right face, his whole figure was like a crab just out of the pot.

I saw the culprit lying on the sofa with a smile on his face, "The phone is charging by the bed."

Smiling very contentedly.