"Ahhhhhhh!! What kind of devil are you, bald scholar!?!"
"The first time I ate a knife, I endured it. But I didn't expect that it was all knives hahahahahaha!"
"The whole horse is a knife!!!"
"Baldy, you treat our Keke like this, won't you feel uneasy?"
"Aren't you afraid that when you sleep in the middle of the night, the people who died under you will lock your throat?!"
"I want to send you the blade!!"
...
"Dachen Fenghuajian" is the hottest novel this year. Although the main perspective is a girl, the rhythm is well controlled, and the emotional line is almost non-existent. All the lists, and finally the gods.
Its author, the bald scholar, also became a god in one fell swoop, and his net worth skyrocketed.
It's just that because she understands that readers hate her more than she loves her, she has always lived in reclusive life, but she has never received a blade.
Of course, it could also simply be because of the geek.
These opinions vary, and there is no conclusion.On the contrary, the discussion on books and people has not diminished, so much so that at the end of the book, it has been searched several times.
It can almost be said that the whole people wait for the end.
Sure enough, the bald scholar did not disappoint them.
After the release of the last chapter of "Dachen Fenghuajian", there was a bloodbath on the forum.There are tens of thousands of buildings denouncing her author as a bald scholar, and there are not a few posts raising funds to beat her up.
The person involved was sitting in front of the computer, touching his chin, watching all this with great interest.
I didn't forget to make myself a cup of coffee, and after taking a sip slowly, I closed the page with a smile.
"But if you can really send the blade, can you wait until now?"
After drinking, Hou Mu stretched his waist a long way: "Oh, I finally finished writing, I'm exhausted."
She opened the beating penguin and saw the familiar head dancing happily.
Hou Mu opened the group chat named "Looking forward to 3000 million rich women", and as expected, she saw her best friend and friend also crazily scolding herself.
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Baldy, return the bell to the master!
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Such a cute girl, why are you willing to let her die!"
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "You stepmother!"
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "You have no heart!"
Roubaozi [-] yuan: "This is a person who can tell Calvin and die as a supporting role to promote the plot. Do you think there is such a thing as a conscience?"
At first glance, it was full of pits and meat buns for two yuan and five. They were friends she met when she first wrote novels.Maybe it's because of similar interests, but they have been in touch all the time and developed into friends in the circle.
Before Hou Mu had time to respond, he saw it at a glance and began to output crazily again.
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Who changed my noble and glamorous name?!"
Immediately afterwards, Hou Mu saw that her name had changed to "Painted℡誐的爱".
Understatement ℡誐爱: "I am a wolf from the north looking up at the sky at 45 degrees."
With a blank expression on her face, Hou Mu opened the name editing column and changed her group nickname back.
Her slender fingers tapped on the keyboard, mocking all the pits at a glance.
The bald scholar: "Good guy, your name is really noble and glamorous."
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Dog thief!!"
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "How dare you show up!!"
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "You give me back Yang Ling!!"
The bald scholar: "Her death is a meaningful death, for the sake of the plot, more important than Mount Tai."
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Bah!!"
Roubaozi [-] yuan: "Is this the stepmother? Got it."
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Honey, don't learn what you don't have!!"
Two yuan and five meat buns: "Got it, Lao Gong."
Dongdong: "Ugh—"
Dongdong: "Why do I, a beautiful woman, have to suffer this kind of grievance?"
Hou Mu: "..."
Penguin, uninstall.
Is this the stinky couple in love?Really annoying!
After finally finishing a book, Hou Mu is about to relax and become a simple and unpretentious pigeon spirit in the boundless world to spend this peaceful and pleasant weekend.
She was lying on the sofa with her fluffy curly hair casually draped behind her. Under the warm yellow light, Hou Mu looked gentle and peaceful.
"Um…"
Hou Mu stared intently at the tablet, choosing the movie for dinner tonight.
"Return of the Clown? Horror Cruise? Silent Hill?"
"I've seen it all, it's boring."
She hugged the tablet, turned around, and lay on her back on the sofa, her hair just hanging down and falling on the marble floor.
"Huh? There's a new movie here."
Hou Mu clicked his index finger and went directly to the page. After confirming the director and starring team, as well as the evaluation of the movie on the Internet, Hou Mu clicked on the play page.
She didn't bother to move anymore, but directly turned off all the lights in the room by remote control, and only the picture on the tablet became the only light source.
The light and shadow are reflected on Hou Mujiao's beautiful face, and Hou Mu is staring at the picture intently, obviously immersed in the plot.
"Click click..."
The movie has played to its climax, and the protagonist is hiding in a corner, but unfortunately, he is about to be found by the killer.
The murderer held a steel pipe in his hand, and dragged it on the ground, making a creepy sound.His heels stepped on the slate, and his feet fell not only on the protagonist in the movie, but also on Hou Mu off-screen.
"I found you~"
The killer's face was crowded across the screen, looking eerie and terrifying.Before the protagonist's screams could be heard, a "boom" was heard.
Lightning split the night sky like day.
"Dong dong dong..."
There was a knock on the door and the lights in the house came on.All of a sudden, the terrifying and tense atmosphere dissipated without a trace.It was just because of the movie just now that Hou Mu felt a little nervous.
"Who is it?"
Hou Mu's voice was a little dissatisfied, but he still frowned, looking at the people outside the door through the cat's eyes with a trace of nervousness.
It was a strange woman.
She has waist-length hair, like a fine brocade, and she doesn't know where she took care of it.
Her face is also extremely beautiful, which is Hou Mu's favorite oval face. She has slender but unassuming eyebrows, and a pair of affectionate peach blossom eyes. At this time, there is no vitality, but it makes her look more precious and fragile.
I want people to hold her in the palm of their hand and take care of her in every possible way.
At least Hou Mu thought so.
Moreover, she also had an inexplicable sense of familiarity, which made Hou Mu open the door uncontrollably.
After opening the door, Hou Mu realized that the "peerless beauty" in front of him was not in good condition.
Her face was pale and bloodless, her eyes had no luster, and her body was stained with blood, which made Hou Mu think that she had done something illegal.
Just when Hou Mu was hesitating whether to call 110 quietly and seek help from the people's police, the woman in front of him spoke.
She was slightly shorter than Hou Mu, and she was leaning against the door frame, staring at Hou Mu.
She said, "Can you be nice to me?"
Hou Mu: "???"
"I've been widowed for the rest of my life, girl, don't come here just by opening your mouth."
The woman didn't speak, and seemed exhausted.
Seeing the condensed atmosphere, Hou Mu couldn't be bothered.She immediately put up a smiling face and asked with concern: "Girl, are you lost?"
"get lost?"
The woman sneered: "How did I ever find the way?"
"All I see is false, and all I firmly believe are lies."
"What I pursue is all bubbles."
Hearing what she said, Hou Mu felt the same way.
It turned out that the second child was ill, so she was good at it.
Hou Mu cleared his throat and began to chant: "Oh wash the seaweed, wash the seaweed..."
As a result, the girl ignored her.
"Cough cough." Hou Mu coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment, and continued to ask, "Where is your home, girl? It's not safe at night, so I'll drive you back?"
"Family?"
The woman lowered her head, her long hair fell to her chest: "I have no home for a long time."
Hou Mu: "..."
"Then... what's your name?"
If you don't tell me where your home is, the police uncle will naturally be able to solve these problems.
The woman felt even more uncomfortable. She said, "Didn't you create me? You don't know my name?"
Hou Mu backed away again and again: "Girl, I have been a widow for a lifetime, how could I create you?!"
Immediately, a few words flashed through her mind.
"What would it be like if the protagonist of your abusive novel came to your door?"
At that time, Hou Mu was young and frivolous, and smiled evilly: "Laxative, then I will die."
She swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and laughed at herself: "It's strange that you don't talk."
But this thought lingered in her mind, so she could only ask again: "What's your name?"
"How do I know what my name is?"
The woman leaned against the door and looked up at her again: "My name is probably Xiao Kelian."
"If you recognize a thief as your father, what name can you have?"
Hou Mu thought in his heart: No way, no way? !It can't be true, can it?
Why didn't she answer the answer of traveling to ancient times to enjoy the blessings before, but took such a dungeon with difficulty in hell?
But maybe it was someone else's prank.
She said seriously again: "Your behavior is very dangerous. Don't go out alone at night. There are a lot of weird people in the world now."
"Although you dress up scary, you might meet even scarier perverts."
"Did you forget that a pervert in the next country just got out of prison?"
The woman was silent: "What are you pretending about now?"
"Isn't it you who made me suffer all this?"
Hou Mu: "Isn't it?"
She wanted to say more, but she saw the neighbor who lived on the same floor, bringing her child home with vegetables.
He wanted to say hello when he saw Hou Mu, but was startled by the woman at the door.
He quickly pulled the child and hid in the house.
Before closing the door, I did not forget to tell Hou Mu: "Xiao Hou, that girl seems to be seriously injured."
"Do you want to take her to the hospital?"
Hou Mu: "I think it's better to go to the police."
But having said that, she saw that the woman was really scarred.
Although she was wearing an ancient costume, it was already dilapidated, and blood scabs could even be seen clotted on the clothes.
Hou Mu temporarily gave up struggling, but took the girl into the house.It wasn't that she didn't want to take the girl to the hospital, but that many fans knew her name, and that's when the finale was released. She didn't want to send someone's head away.
Even if it is a gift, it will be delivered in the Canyon of Kings.
"Come in, I'll bandage you up."
The woman didn't come in immediately, but leaned against the door, watching everything in front of her guardedly.
Seeing this, Hou Mu took the initiative to hold her hand.A string of words flooded into her mind.
"What kind of hands are these? Delicate, white and soft. Just like the owner of these hands, they are the pearls of Chen Kingdom, dazzling and flawless."
This is the text she once used to describe the heroine of "Dachen Fenghuajian", and she typed it down word by word.
But now, it suddenly appeared in her mind.
Hou Mu's back was covered with cold sweat, and he just felt that the matter was absurd and ridiculous.
In the end, she still couldn't hold back, and asked, "Are you the princess of Kingdom Chen, Xiao Kelian?"
A wry smile appeared on the corner of the woman's mouth: "No...I'm not."
Before Hou Musong took a breath, she heard a woman's voice: "I am a flower watered with lies, a sword polished carefully, and a fool who takes a thief as his father."
"But I did my best for them, forgetting my original surname."
"It's ridiculous."
After she finished speaking, she smiled at Hou Mu again: "Didn't you write it? Did you forget?"
Hou Mu: Uncle policeman, help!
"The first time I ate a knife, I endured it. But I didn't expect that it was all knives hahahahahaha!"
"The whole horse is a knife!!!"
"Baldy, you treat our Keke like this, won't you feel uneasy?"
"Aren't you afraid that when you sleep in the middle of the night, the people who died under you will lock your throat?!"
"I want to send you the blade!!"
...
"Dachen Fenghuajian" is the hottest novel this year. Although the main perspective is a girl, the rhythm is well controlled, and the emotional line is almost non-existent. All the lists, and finally the gods.
Its author, the bald scholar, also became a god in one fell swoop, and his net worth skyrocketed.
It's just that because she understands that readers hate her more than she loves her, she has always lived in reclusive life, but she has never received a blade.
Of course, it could also simply be because of the geek.
These opinions vary, and there is no conclusion.On the contrary, the discussion on books and people has not diminished, so much so that at the end of the book, it has been searched several times.
It can almost be said that the whole people wait for the end.
Sure enough, the bald scholar did not disappoint them.
After the release of the last chapter of "Dachen Fenghuajian", there was a bloodbath on the forum.There are tens of thousands of buildings denouncing her author as a bald scholar, and there are not a few posts raising funds to beat her up.
The person involved was sitting in front of the computer, touching his chin, watching all this with great interest.
I didn't forget to make myself a cup of coffee, and after taking a sip slowly, I closed the page with a smile.
"But if you can really send the blade, can you wait until now?"
After drinking, Hou Mu stretched his waist a long way: "Oh, I finally finished writing, I'm exhausted."
She opened the beating penguin and saw the familiar head dancing happily.
Hou Mu opened the group chat named "Looking forward to 3000 million rich women", and as expected, she saw her best friend and friend also crazily scolding herself.
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Baldy, return the bell to the master!
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Such a cute girl, why are you willing to let her die!"
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "You stepmother!"
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "You have no heart!"
Roubaozi [-] yuan: "This is a person who can tell Calvin and die as a supporting role to promote the plot. Do you think there is such a thing as a conscience?"
At first glance, it was full of pits and meat buns for two yuan and five. They were friends she met when she first wrote novels.Maybe it's because of similar interests, but they have been in touch all the time and developed into friends in the circle.
Before Hou Mu had time to respond, he saw it at a glance and began to output crazily again.
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Who changed my noble and glamorous name?!"
Immediately afterwards, Hou Mu saw that her name had changed to "Painted℡誐的爱".
Understatement ℡誐爱: "I am a wolf from the north looking up at the sky at 45 degrees."
With a blank expression on her face, Hou Mu opened the name editing column and changed her group nickname back.
Her slender fingers tapped on the keyboard, mocking all the pits at a glance.
The bald scholar: "Good guy, your name is really noble and glamorous."
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Dog thief!!"
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "How dare you show up!!"
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "You give me back Yang Ling!!"
The bald scholar: "Her death is a meaningful death, for the sake of the plot, more important than Mount Tai."
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Bah!!"
Roubaozi [-] yuan: "Is this the stepmother? Got it."
At first glance, it was full of pitfalls: "Honey, don't learn what you don't have!!"
Two yuan and five meat buns: "Got it, Lao Gong."
Dongdong: "Ugh—"
Dongdong: "Why do I, a beautiful woman, have to suffer this kind of grievance?"
Hou Mu: "..."
Penguin, uninstall.
Is this the stinky couple in love?Really annoying!
After finally finishing a book, Hou Mu is about to relax and become a simple and unpretentious pigeon spirit in the boundless world to spend this peaceful and pleasant weekend.
She was lying on the sofa with her fluffy curly hair casually draped behind her. Under the warm yellow light, Hou Mu looked gentle and peaceful.
"Um…"
Hou Mu stared intently at the tablet, choosing the movie for dinner tonight.
"Return of the Clown? Horror Cruise? Silent Hill?"
"I've seen it all, it's boring."
She hugged the tablet, turned around, and lay on her back on the sofa, her hair just hanging down and falling on the marble floor.
"Huh? There's a new movie here."
Hou Mu clicked his index finger and went directly to the page. After confirming the director and starring team, as well as the evaluation of the movie on the Internet, Hou Mu clicked on the play page.
She didn't bother to move anymore, but directly turned off all the lights in the room by remote control, and only the picture on the tablet became the only light source.
The light and shadow are reflected on Hou Mujiao's beautiful face, and Hou Mu is staring at the picture intently, obviously immersed in the plot.
"Click click..."
The movie has played to its climax, and the protagonist is hiding in a corner, but unfortunately, he is about to be found by the killer.
The murderer held a steel pipe in his hand, and dragged it on the ground, making a creepy sound.His heels stepped on the slate, and his feet fell not only on the protagonist in the movie, but also on Hou Mu off-screen.
"I found you~"
The killer's face was crowded across the screen, looking eerie and terrifying.Before the protagonist's screams could be heard, a "boom" was heard.
Lightning split the night sky like day.
"Dong dong dong..."
There was a knock on the door and the lights in the house came on.All of a sudden, the terrifying and tense atmosphere dissipated without a trace.It was just because of the movie just now that Hou Mu felt a little nervous.
"Who is it?"
Hou Mu's voice was a little dissatisfied, but he still frowned, looking at the people outside the door through the cat's eyes with a trace of nervousness.
It was a strange woman.
She has waist-length hair, like a fine brocade, and she doesn't know where she took care of it.
Her face is also extremely beautiful, which is Hou Mu's favorite oval face. She has slender but unassuming eyebrows, and a pair of affectionate peach blossom eyes. At this time, there is no vitality, but it makes her look more precious and fragile.
I want people to hold her in the palm of their hand and take care of her in every possible way.
At least Hou Mu thought so.
Moreover, she also had an inexplicable sense of familiarity, which made Hou Mu open the door uncontrollably.
After opening the door, Hou Mu realized that the "peerless beauty" in front of him was not in good condition.
Her face was pale and bloodless, her eyes had no luster, and her body was stained with blood, which made Hou Mu think that she had done something illegal.
Just when Hou Mu was hesitating whether to call 110 quietly and seek help from the people's police, the woman in front of him spoke.
She was slightly shorter than Hou Mu, and she was leaning against the door frame, staring at Hou Mu.
She said, "Can you be nice to me?"
Hou Mu: "???"
"I've been widowed for the rest of my life, girl, don't come here just by opening your mouth."
The woman didn't speak, and seemed exhausted.
Seeing the condensed atmosphere, Hou Mu couldn't be bothered.She immediately put up a smiling face and asked with concern: "Girl, are you lost?"
"get lost?"
The woman sneered: "How did I ever find the way?"
"All I see is false, and all I firmly believe are lies."
"What I pursue is all bubbles."
Hearing what she said, Hou Mu felt the same way.
It turned out that the second child was ill, so she was good at it.
Hou Mu cleared his throat and began to chant: "Oh wash the seaweed, wash the seaweed..."
As a result, the girl ignored her.
"Cough cough." Hou Mu coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment, and continued to ask, "Where is your home, girl? It's not safe at night, so I'll drive you back?"
"Family?"
The woman lowered her head, her long hair fell to her chest: "I have no home for a long time."
Hou Mu: "..."
"Then... what's your name?"
If you don't tell me where your home is, the police uncle will naturally be able to solve these problems.
The woman felt even more uncomfortable. She said, "Didn't you create me? You don't know my name?"
Hou Mu backed away again and again: "Girl, I have been a widow for a lifetime, how could I create you?!"
Immediately, a few words flashed through her mind.
"What would it be like if the protagonist of your abusive novel came to your door?"
At that time, Hou Mu was young and frivolous, and smiled evilly: "Laxative, then I will die."
She swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and laughed at herself: "It's strange that you don't talk."
But this thought lingered in her mind, so she could only ask again: "What's your name?"
"How do I know what my name is?"
The woman leaned against the door and looked up at her again: "My name is probably Xiao Kelian."
"If you recognize a thief as your father, what name can you have?"
Hou Mu thought in his heart: No way, no way? !It can't be true, can it?
Why didn't she answer the answer of traveling to ancient times to enjoy the blessings before, but took such a dungeon with difficulty in hell?
But maybe it was someone else's prank.
She said seriously again: "Your behavior is very dangerous. Don't go out alone at night. There are a lot of weird people in the world now."
"Although you dress up scary, you might meet even scarier perverts."
"Did you forget that a pervert in the next country just got out of prison?"
The woman was silent: "What are you pretending about now?"
"Isn't it you who made me suffer all this?"
Hou Mu: "Isn't it?"
She wanted to say more, but she saw the neighbor who lived on the same floor, bringing her child home with vegetables.
He wanted to say hello when he saw Hou Mu, but was startled by the woman at the door.
He quickly pulled the child and hid in the house.
Before closing the door, I did not forget to tell Hou Mu: "Xiao Hou, that girl seems to be seriously injured."
"Do you want to take her to the hospital?"
Hou Mu: "I think it's better to go to the police."
But having said that, she saw that the woman was really scarred.
Although she was wearing an ancient costume, it was already dilapidated, and blood scabs could even be seen clotted on the clothes.
Hou Mu temporarily gave up struggling, but took the girl into the house.It wasn't that she didn't want to take the girl to the hospital, but that many fans knew her name, and that's when the finale was released. She didn't want to send someone's head away.
Even if it is a gift, it will be delivered in the Canyon of Kings.
"Come in, I'll bandage you up."
The woman didn't come in immediately, but leaned against the door, watching everything in front of her guardedly.
Seeing this, Hou Mu took the initiative to hold her hand.A string of words flooded into her mind.
"What kind of hands are these? Delicate, white and soft. Just like the owner of these hands, they are the pearls of Chen Kingdom, dazzling and flawless."
This is the text she once used to describe the heroine of "Dachen Fenghuajian", and she typed it down word by word.
But now, it suddenly appeared in her mind.
Hou Mu's back was covered with cold sweat, and he just felt that the matter was absurd and ridiculous.
In the end, she still couldn't hold back, and asked, "Are you the princess of Kingdom Chen, Xiao Kelian?"
A wry smile appeared on the corner of the woman's mouth: "No...I'm not."
Before Hou Musong took a breath, she heard a woman's voice: "I am a flower watered with lies, a sword polished carefully, and a fool who takes a thief as his father."
"But I did my best for them, forgetting my original surname."
"It's ridiculous."
After she finished speaking, she smiled at Hou Mu again: "Didn't you write it? Did you forget?"
Hou Mu: Uncle policeman, help!
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