Host can't fall in love

On the outskirts of a swamp surrounded by wine catching, Lu Wuhan, who was dressed as a woman and dressed as a man, propped one hand on the tree trunk, and put the other hand above his eyes, looking at this dangerous swamp area with a serious expression.

"Little 0, are you sure the person I'm looking for is here?"

After watching it for a long time, Lu Wuhan became more and more reluctant, she didn't want to go in here, maybe - stepping in, her little life would be gone.

Zero Eight broke out in the system space, "Lu Heizi, don't call me Little Zero, you are zero! Your whole family is zero! Call me Zero Eight!"

Lu Wuhan pursed his mouth, first despised [-]-eyes, and then sarcastically said, "Look at your system, you even care about the name, I didn't care about it with you, you are the one who tricked me here, I used to be my painter well, and I saved a lot of savings."

Lu Wuhan, who became able to speak, broke Lingba very much. This Lu Heizi was reborn—back, his previous memory was sealed, but his nature was liberated. It's too broken.

It has been 18 years since I came to this world. Since 18 years ago, Lu Wuhan took the rebirth medicine, reborn as a baby, and grew up slowly. Up to now, every day at [-], he is talking to Lu Wuhan. It was born with Lu Wuhan , is a task.

Finally, when Lu Wuhan was gone, Zero Ba urged people to come here after he said whatever he wanted.

The plot of this world has changed, from a male lead to a double male lead, in the past 18 years, after many twists and turns, Zhui Yun and Bei Xiao finally turned into "drunken sex" and rolled the sheets, Also formed a Taoist couple.

The main reason for this result was that Bei Xiao expressed his love to Ye Chu, but Ye Chu rejected him. Bei Xiao used wine to relieve his worries, and chased Yun to comfort him. He didn't know what was going on, so he comforted him on the bed.

After the uncooked rice was cooked, Zhuiyun had a sense of responsibility, and repeatedly promised to be responsible to Bei Xiao, cut off all contact with those female cultivators who liked him, and lived with Bei Xiao wholeheartedly.

Besides, after Ye Chu rejected Bei Xiao, he directly stated that he liked women, which caused a huge wave in the Sifangmen. In order to avoid questioning from the head and elders, Ye Chu went into seclusion for another 15 years.

Zero Ba has no way of knowing what Ye Chu's cultivation level has reached now, because Ye Chu is no longer the heroine, and in the double-male protagonist danmei novel, the girl is automatically reduced to a supporting role.

Zero Ba can only know through the finished plot that Ye Chu has been in seclusion for 15 years. After he came, he directly became the master of Yunhai Peak. No one knows his realm, so he can't tell in the plot.

Now, Lu Wuhan's main task is to find an owner for the Extinguishing Sword, and get a big boss for this world, so that the main line of the world can be completed.

But Lu Wuhan, right now, is completely childish. For Zero Ba's words, his left ear is in his right ear, and he only wants to not paint, make money, and travel around the world, so fuck her!

Also, 18 years ago, Lu Wuhan was forcibly raped by Bei Xiao to destroy the Destroyer Sword. The consciousness of the Destroyer Sword was indeed destroyed, and the body of the sword was also greatly traumatized.

Now this divine weapon is just an ordinary rusty black sword lying in Lu Wuhan's storage bag.

When he was just reborn as a baby, Lu Wuhan was picked up by a painter who resigned from the palace and returned to his hometown. The old painter had no children, so he raised Lu Wuhan himself and passed on his craft to Lu Wuhan.

The old painter didn't know how to practice, so in Lu Wuhan's mind every day, Zero Ba told her to look for some books on cultivation, and don't disappoint her super-grade fire spirit root, otherwise the mission would not be completed and she would not be able to go back .

In order to prevent Lu Wuhan from completely treating himself as a person from this world, Zero Eight is also responsible for giving Lu Wuhan lessons and telling her about the real world.

Fortunately, although Lu Wuhan lost his memory, his common sense was still there, and his intelligence was still beyond ordinary people. After three days of worrying about this, Zero Ba was relieved, but he didn't expect that Lu Wuhan would not make progress.

After caring for the old painter's pension, Lu Wuhan just wanted to live an ordinary life and nothing else.

Ling Ba had no choice but to tell her that she had a predestined wife who was very beautiful and very fairy, and Lu Wuhan was abducted in this poisonous gas swamp.

"Lu Heizi, you old pervert, I said your wife is here, so she must be here. She is a fairy ten thousand times more beautiful than Baihualou's oiran!"

Zero Ba sarcastically satirized Lu Wuhan, no matter whether he has amnesia or not, lust cannot be changed. However, Lu Wuhan is too smart and his vision is too high, she can't look down on ordinary women.

Lu Wuhan subconsciously licked his lower lip, fairy!How beautiful that is!

In terms of the plot, Ye Chu and the two male protagonists are indeed in this poisonous gas swamp. Some time ago, there was a vision of heaven and earth. The head of the Sifang Sect, Immortal Shimin, estimated that there was a treasure in the Xizhou Swamp.

So, they sent disciples, not only the Sifang Sect, but also other sects.

There are a lot of people from each sect, because they are afraid of meeting the demons. At this time, the demons will definitely come to snatch them.

With a knife on the head of the word "color", Lu Wuhan's face is full of courage, in order to meet his destined wife, she came, anyway, it is also a incidental move for her to travel around the world, in case - it will be done!

Taking the water bottle from the storage bag, and after drinking a few sips of water, Lu Wuhan calmed down, put away the water bottle, took a black, rusty long sword, pestered it on the ground, and walked into the swamp .

Zero Eight: ...that is the world's most powerful magic weapon...

If you want to travel around the world, detoxification pills are indispensable. Lu Wuhan bought a lot, and after walking a certain distance, he would take one, and firmly ensured that he would not die first.

Using Mie Shenjian as a crutch for exploring the way, Lu Wuhan walked for a day, and finally reached a place where he could rest.

This is a short forest with fruit on the tree, there are a few boulders in the open space, which can block the wind and start a fire, Lu Wuhan drove for a long time, her stomach was already growling, she walked to the fruit tree, gently sniffed.

The fruit exudes an invigorating fragrance and has a sweet taste. Lu Wuhan didn't hear Ling Ba's dissuasion, so he picked one, wiped it on his body, and brought it to his mouth.

—Bite it down, the juice is rich, the taste is sweet, it quenches thirst and replenishes energy, Lu Wuhan started to pick the fruit again in surprise, and put the fruit into the storage bag, not noticing that a poisonous snake was approaching behind him.

Zero Ba found out in time and reminded Lu Wuhan, "Lu Heizi, there is a snake behind him!"

"Good guy, there's some meat to eat!" Lu Wuhan turned around confidently with his hands in his hands, and was about to hit the snake, but he didn't expect that the poisonous snake was thicker than her, and stood taller than her by a large amount.

"what!!!"

Lu Wuhan yelled, turned around and ran in one direction, the poisonous snake was naturally chasing the food, Lu Wuhan slammed his feet and accelerated again, not forgetting to scold Zero Ba, "Little 0, what's the matter with you, such a big snake, don't you hurry up Tell me! You cheating system!"

Eighth was angry, and choked with Lu Wuhan, "Whose father are you? You Lu Heizi, I told you not to cultivate well, otherwise, you will be so useless."

Noisy at all, Zero Ba also wanted to save Lu Wuhan's life, analyzed the situation, and gave Lu Wuhan an escape route.

Lu Wuhan retorted that the poisonous snake behind her feet kept chasing after her. After running, Lu Wuhan saw a small river. She looked at the route on the electronic navigation, and couldn't help scolding Lingba again, "Did you make a mistake? Are you going to make me jump into the river?"

Ling Ba angrily replied, "The river is so narrow, you don't know how to jump over it!"

Lu Wuhan was distressed by his inadvertent friendship, he had no choice but to speed up again, rushed to the river, kicked hard on his feet, leaned forward, and wanted to jump to the other side of the river.

The poisonous snake at the back took off with the moss, but unfortunately it was not long enough, and fell into the river with a 'plop'.

After Lu Wuhan stepped on the land on the other side of the river, he rolled forward again - rolled, crawled forward, and stopped when he caught a bush.

Looking back, the big snake that fell into the river was bitten by a group of fish. Bo Lu Wuhan's eyes widened. There are actually piranhas in the river. If she didn't jump over, she would have fed the fish.

Thinking of this consequence, Lu Wuhan felt scared, sat on the ground, and began to "woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo out out" feeling scared.

[-]—A mouthful of old phlegm choked in his throat. Lu Heizi's contrast is too great. Please forgive him for not getting used to it for more than ten years, but he can only comfort Lu Wuhan, "Okay, okay, aren't you okay? If you let You know there are piranhas in the river, do you still dare to jump?"

Lu Wuhan burst into tears—snot—and accused Ling Ba, "Are you taking me to find a fairy, or are you sending me to the west to find Guanyin?"

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva is also quite beautiful, Zero Eight still told Lu Wuhan with certainty, "The fairy I asked you to find is even more beautiful than Guanyin. I promise, otherwise, I will call you father!"

Lu Wuhan stopped crying, took a breath, wiped his nose, and stood up from the ground.

When Lu Wuhan was about to explore the way again with the Extinguishing Sword, a flirtatious male cultivator fell from the sky and stopped in front of Lu Wuhan. Lu Wuhan didn't know this male cultivator, but [-] knew him. It was Bei Xiao.

"Xiao Langjun, your cultivation level is still low, why are you here?" Bei Xiao asked calmly.

The aura of the hero on his body has its own charming effect, but Lu Wuhan saw him only curiously, and Lu Wuhan felt that this person's cultivation was not very good, so he didn't think she was a woman disguised as a man.

Lu Wuhan answered calmly, "I'm a painter, and I'm traveling around the world now. I was chased by a big snake outside just now, and ran here in a panic."

After finishing speaking, Lu Wuhan pointed to the river, the big snake had been bitten to death by the piranhas, the snake blood stained the river red, and the group of piranhas were still eating the snake meat.

Bei Xiao went to the riverside with Bu Longying to check the situation. At this time, another male cultivator came. He came with a sword and landed beside Bei Xiao. He looked at Bei Xiao with gentle eyes, "Xiao Xiao, but what happened?" What's the matter?"

Bei Xiao became gentle, and her tone was not so cold, "Ah Yun, I found a young gentleman with no cultivation, I am afraid that he will be in danger, so I came to see him."

Lu Wuhan hugged the scorpion and watched the dumplings. Now she also knows who these two are. It turns out that they are the two male protagonists. The fairy didn't meet her, and she actually ate a mouthful of dog food.

Zhuiyun looked at Lu Wuhan and saw that Lu Wuhan was young, so he asked her like an elder, "My lord, it's already dark, and the wilderness is very dangerous. It's not like us together. We are disciples of the Sifangmen, and we will protect you." your."

Naturally, Lu Wuhan would not refuse, she was afraid that she would be in danger, and then she calmly cupped her hands and thanked, "Then thank you two uncles!"

Bei Xiao's expression was stagnant, she looked at Zhuiyun, Zhuiyun gave him a helpless smile, patted him on the shoulder, and whispered to him, "Don't care about children!"

Bei Xiao had no choice but to listen to what Zhuiyun said, so he could only comfort himself in his heart, it didn't matter, indeed, he had reached the age of being an uncle!