[Comprehensive] One death a day

People die every day in this world, just like the goddamn gods who never die.

One day, the good teacher of the private school picked up a child who committed suicide among the corpses. You said that the child who committed suicide is very strange, no, no, in this era of rampant wars and chaos, many adults are killed and injured. Suicide is a bit of a paradise. Not surprising, much more normal than a messy silver-haired kid eating corpses.Of course, the good teacher, the man who will be remembered by the children he taught in the future, stopped the child from self-harm and took the child back to his private school.

Just as the silver-haired kid always picks his nose and wanders in class, so the suicide addict will always stab himself in the body when he has time.Oh, of course, there will always be other kids stopping him.

Gui, who knocked down the murder weapon over and over again: "Why do you want to die? The world after death is pitch black and even the great devil is incapable of ruling. The princess who was not rescued turned into a dark queen. It's very..."

"Isn't it an old man who thinks about the end of his life before his life shines like a pickup? The old man who wants to live after his life is exhausted is going to cry." The silver curly-haired boy poked his tail finger into his nostril.

"Jewen said... a person who hurts his family should not live. Suicide once is not enough to kill multiple times, haha." Suicide Lord answered the question very rarely.

Good student Takasugi-san: "It's a lie."

"Dead... I saw Naihe Bridge, Mrs. Meng's soup cleaning, and the past and memory disappeared..."

"Oh! So the Queen of Darkness is actually the daughter of Naiheqiao's mother-in-law... Oops!"

Withdrawing his beating hand, Gao Shan turned and left, "Coward."

"If you really want to forget, will you forget it? It doesn't matter what the messy things in the past are, people, the most important thing is the present." Picking the nose is comfortable and starting to pick the silver natural roll of the ear, the red part of the dead fish's eye Very thorough.

"How could...forget."

"It's exposed, Ah Yin, I found out your true thoughts!"

"..." - I don't want to forget, but I can't accept it, it's really weak.

...

The existence of this guy Nakaoka Momotaro is not reasonable at all, but I don’t know which great person who is not big there said that existence is reasonable, so even if the existence of this guy Nakaoka is a BUG, ​​it is a BUG that plays a reasonable side-ball, because he It's the man with Momotaro in his name (hey).

Work and learn even kendo, the people named Nakaoka who don't commit suicide and will die are extremely good, and those who can play kendo simply by looking at it are better than some children who practice all night, naked cheating cheats.According to the words of Mr. Songyang from the private school: Nakaoka is a born samurai.Of course, the teacher has never read "Family Teacher R". Even if the boy Jump appears fiercely, it will not become a best-selling book when the war is raging.

A conscientious teacher would not allow a student to commit suicide. From the first day he rescued someone, Mr. Songyang would always talk to Nakaoka, no matter how busy he was, he would keep talking with him once a week.However, some people talk left and right about his ability, even the boss of Wanshiwu in the future will be astonished.As soon as he heard the signs of wanting to learn more, the dumb hairs of accepting light waves would stand on end. Nakaoka took the lead to bring the topic to the dimension space, and realized that it was time for sleep, and the conversation between the teacher and the students became useless.This is an unpredictable BUG ability.

Where there are people, there will be disputes. Three women play a play, four children play a play, and youthful sprouting is an impossible farce.There is no need to delve into the process of the dispute, because you can grab a bunch of that kind of thing casually. Anyway, in the eyes of others, Takasugi-san and Nakaoka will carry it.The two cockfights stared blankly, well, only Takasugi-san stared, and Nakaoka still had that "I'm not dead, I'm sorry, the world deserves to apologize with shit, but I'm just escaping" ghost look, fortunately he can still show people can judge it as The bright smile is not distorted. From this aspect, Nakaoka is a god-like person, commonly known as a neuropathy.

No matter how irresponsible the plot is, we have to talk about the provocative cause——

Gao Shan is a good young man who respects his teacher. The teacher is like his belief. With a teacher, there is the whole world.Naturally, he didn't look good on the things who were distracted, and a certain suicide star rarely took the initiative to talk to the silently hard-working boy Takasugi, and asked abruptly: "If Teacher Songyang died, or if Songyang teacher died, or if Songyang The teacher is the person who subverts your life, you will..."

"Shut up!" Teenagers are easily irritated existences, such as Takasugi who glared at Nakaoka for a word. There may be some things that interrupted the inspiration of Takasugi-san's own moves for various reasons.It can be judged from Takasugi's eyes that as long as he adds something, it is not impossible for him to draw his sword and slash people.

The two confront each other like this, and even time will stop for it, the 'general' is only a reserve, so time passes while Sakata Curly and Gui classmate eat and drink, and the two also 'join' the 'staring' for no reason Game', one lay on the side of the promenade indifferently, yawning and digging his nose, and the other watched with a serious face.

"What you said will never happen."

"…Oh."

It took a long time to hold back a sentence that made people puzzled, and the answer was even more perfunctory. Only the person involved knew what was going on, and the silver curly onlookers could only scratch their heads and rub their boogers on Gui who had made up a strange plot by himself. .

"Wig, Ah Yin, I found that the heads of these two guys are broken."

"Not a wig is Gui……"

Why is Mr. Suicide looking for Takasugi instead of Sakata natural roll with deeper fetters?Maybe it's because they are sitting close to each other, maybe Gao Shan's feelings for Mr. Matsuyo can most straightforwardly show the true meaning of what a certain guy wants.

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After that day, Prince Suicide Star stopped committing suicide, and every time he looked at Takasugi, there was something paranoid in his eyes, making countless people wonder if that guy fell in love with Takasugi (hey), in fact, he is just a lost person waiting for an answer .In this unstable world, life is inherently worthless, and it may not necessarily be ruined in the next moment, so the suicide king just waits.

Time is like toilet paper. If you don’t want to, stop it every day and block your eyes. When you want to wipe it, you are only given a scroll, and it has already passed by.You will find that toilet paper is easy to consume and time is easy to brush off.

Heaven and man are fierce, the shogunate is useless, the samurai fights in the front, and the government is in the rear. Just like the inevitability of the history of every country, the fat-bellied dignitaries don't care whether you die or not, they only want to live well, Haba Like that dog, no matter how humiliated he was, he would accept it unconditionally, even with the ability to beat him back.

The lenient government raids, even the Songyang teacher who taught children in private schools, was also considered to have organized parties at will, and was judged to be a species of rebellion and had to be dealt with.Even if a person like Yoshida Shoyo is strong, he can't resist the guns of heaven and man. Even Sakata, who was sent to buy daily necessities, slipped back alone and his curly hair was taken down and tied there.

No one noticed that after Mr. Songyang made an agreement with the boy with silver natural curls, the group of people who took Mr. Songyang away followed behind him with a tail, except for the unbelievable natural curls that just happened to raise their heads.No one noticed that there was an extra guy who was not included in the budget in the cells of many unjust prisons, except of course, that guy's teacher Yoshida Shoyo.

Therefore, it is not an exaggeration to think that Nakaoka is a BUG, ​​because he himself has the cheating skills that Superman will kneel down.

"Momotaro, why are you here?"

"Ah, I probably want to know how the teacher will react if... he will."

"Momotaro is just too negative, you should be happy." The man had a gentle expression on his clean baby face, and rubbed the boy's soft hair with his hand, directly bringing the problem to himself.

Raising a completely ignored smiling face, Nakaoka's eyes still couldn't reflect anything, empty like a pool of stagnant water: "I'm very happy."

If a certain teenager will definitely complain: Happy ghost, laughing is worse than crying, so don’t laugh, hey, do you think this is a convulsive romance novel, and there will be a pickup prince charming to save you? Why should people wrong themselves? Masochistic.

"If you cry aloud, I think that's happiness." Yoshida Matsuyo said with a sigh while holding the boy in his arms.

Ah, old wet, how crazy are you that you feel that crying and shouting is the only way to be happy. It’s not good to play with X animal glasses too much. In fact, it’s more fun to spend X (hey), some MADAO in the same cell may be promising Youth black line.

"Ah, Mr. Songyang, if you want S to find Takasugi, he will definitely tie him up and let you abuse him, haha." The smile didn't reach his eyes, the suicide star prince lay on the wet ground, closed his eyes, and snored immediately.

Ah, is there really anyone who can sleep so fast!

...

There are more grievances, and beheadings have to be queued, which provides more time for the outsiders to fight against barbarians, and the life of the prisoners is still easy to eat and wait to die.The most painful thing is the head of the prison. He is the hard-working head of the sky. How bad is the world? A prison head has to help the prisoners prepare his favorite...bananas, otherwise the prison guards will not be able to pick them out if they are photographed into the wall. When will my life end.

After a long time, Mr. Songyang finally became the one who was taken out, with a calm appearance, even if there is a beard on the chin, it doesn't hurt the handsomeness.

No one wants to die, so unless they are dragged out, they will shrink themselves inside every time they are beheaded.Oh, the exception is the suicide star prince. At this moment, he threw the crying thing who didn't want to die into the wall with his palm. The prince is more fierce than the prisoner, and he walked to the slaughterhouse heroically, oh no, the guillotine .

Yoshida Songyang was escorted to kneel on the ground, with a knife pressed against his neck. When he turned his head, Songyang saw the child who had been shutting himself up, and rarely showed a trace of expectation and fear. ——This may be an opportunity, he is wavering.

"No matter how painful it is, memory is a necessity for a person to survive. No matter how painful it is, it cannot be erased. Because if you are happy in the future, the painful memory will make you cherish the happiness at that time even more." He refused to say, loose It is impossible for Yang to know more, so he can only say this based on the information he usually accumulates.

"Hey, it doesn't hurt to stand and talk, Mr. Songyang. The pain is so painful that the bone marrow is eroded, how can I be happy? Even the one who looks up to me longingly hopes that I will always live in pain, just like stabbing in my heart. One knife after another. Erase memory or life, at least temporarily painless... Because of her last words, I am still alive. In fact, she wants me to live in pain for the rest of her life, so why should I keep this life? Suffering yourself and harming others..." The boy's voice was very clear, and the negative emotions made the guards on the side face his distorted pain as if they were on the scene, but the boy continued regardless: "Teacher, what do you think will happen to Takasugi if you die? "

Songyang was stunned, he seemed to never have thought about the answer to the question: "Momotaro, you should know that Gintoki and the others are waiting for us. It's not me, it's us." Those who dare to be cruel to themselves, why can't they be more cruel, "Momotaro , Do you dare to cut off the past and let yourself come out."

"Teacher, you think too much. I'm just a big trash who hates the trouble of competing for your attention and wasting food. I'm not a well-raised bastard."

— again avoiding the problem. "Although I don't know what happened to Momotaro, I have always believed that you can come out. You have to believe that there will be someone waiting for you, not just us."

"Hey, Teacher Songyang, it's time—"

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No matter how hard they tried, they were always far away from the person they were eager to save, and the bastard who was following him desperately.

Finally one day, they heard the news of Matsuyo's death, and it was the slow-moving Nakaoka Momotaro who brought the news of his death.

"Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Songyang... the beheading knife of the shogunate was raised and then lowered."

Takasugi rushed over, grabbed Nakaoka's clothes and lifted it up, emotionally unstable, "Bastard—why didn't you save him, why!"

"Ah, isn't this obvious? I want to know what will happen to you, Takasugi-san who called me a 'coward', if you lose your faith, so I can see clearly, ha, uh..."

That punch was natural: "It's a waste... I actually think that you, a person who always wants to die, will buy us time."

"Nakaoka you!"

Blood oozed out of Nakaoka's mouth, and he stared at Takasugi stubbornly: "What will happen to you?"

Takasugi: "Then...destroy it completely, take away his world, and I will destroy it with my own hands."

"Gaoshan, you are indeed not a coward." Instead of shrinking yourself, but taking resentment, pain, and revenge in this damn world...?At least choosing to live in the world is really a shameful courage.

The mouth that was only oozing blood coughed and spewed blood, splashing the face of Takasugi who was still holding Nakaoka's clothes. At the same time, Nakaoka's body burst into bloody flowers, like a faucet that was turned on, "ahh , I can’t hold it anymore. Then... cough... finish quickly. Teacher Songyang was knocked out by me... in the small hole in the cliff behind the private school... I broke all the swords of the shogunate, and the teacher was not injured …rest assured."

"Hey, why just now..."

"If you dare to die, Ah Yin, I will drag you to feed the brat."

"Momotaro, don't you want to defeat youkai, wake up—"

In the absence of better conditions, the first aid failed.Human life is actually very fragile, just like a BLX that will break at any time, the BUG boy named Nakaoka did not open it this time, so he died.

——"Destroy it with my own hands? I should also destroy the self-deception with my own hands, and the world she built... full of deceptions... The teacher said, someone is waiting for me." They are too naive to believe in people with personality disorders (Hello)!Really... baga, haha.

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Nakaoka Momotaro died, Yoshida Shoyo and their trusted and admired teacher did not leave.

The cause of expelling barbarians is always submerged in history. The shogunate signed an unequal treaty with heaven and man, and they each integrated into this peaceful society.

Destiny is like 502, once it sticks, it can't be pulled out, so Sakata Gintoki was taken in by Toshi's mother-in-law, rented a house and opened a Wanshiya.Gao Shan and Mr. Songyang work together, Mr. Songyang lives the life of Muslim children, and the capable Gao Shan provides a carefree environment.Katsura Kotaro continued his career of exterminating barbarians wanted by the Shinsengumi, and beside him was Tatsuma Sakamoto, an unknown creature from outer space that became Elizabeth provided by a rich boss.

The days are so decadent, and I spend it in a certain natural scroll reading juvenile jump.

Every time he sees those passionate supporting actors who sacrifice their lives, Sakata Yinmao will always say to himself: "Hey, who would do such an idiotic thing? If you do it, you will be forgotten in the world of the protagonist's kingly way because you are just a supporting role... "