[Comprehensive] One death a day

Waking up from the dream, Nintendo couldn't recover at once.Gulo always reminds Nintendo of... Tianming.There is an urgent sense of discomfort, something to change, to appear, to remember...

Hearing three slow knocks on the door with "咚咚咚", Nintendo scratched his face, subconsciously let his habits dominate his body, and opened the 'door' beside the bed.The world was turned upside down in an instant, it's an exaggeration to say that, Nintendo was pushed down on the bed, before people could see clearly, their lips were blocked.Unidentified creatures intercepted the water in Nintendo's mouth like a dry person in the desert in desperate need of water, and... biting caused blood on the wound.His hands clasped Nintendo's body tightly, making it impossible for him to move.

Nintendo finally sees who is the man in front of him who is full of ancient costumes, with ancient eyebrows and eyes, and a handsome face that even banished immortals cover their faces to avoid. This guy is not the COS of Master Nintendo... (Hey), rolling his eyes a few times, Nintendo really sighs One word: professional!

Nintendo who was finally able to speak: "Haha, little brother, my master is very dedicated to your cosplay, but I'm sorry to tell you that you have too many loopholes." The Montenegro old demon raised his eyebrows: "Oh?"

Nintendo: "Don't say that my master will not do such things to me. Everyone in Montenegro has studied that the master's need for sex is so small that people doubt whether he is a man. The important thing is that my master must be... awkward , the kind of person who chokes to death and doesn't tell anyone, your behavior was too aggressive and straightforward, a failure, haha."

In the first sentence, Brother Heishan, the real master, controls his handsome facial expressions, and tries his best not to care about this flirtatious guy; in the second sentence, Brother Heishan changes the world and clothes, so how can he not know what the boy said? Immediately, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he remained gentle: "You haven't eaten it, how do you know that he is awkward."

Nintendo: "Ah, I had a dream. I pressed the master in the bathtub and did it again and again. It was the master who was too cooperative and didn't use his strength so I was sure it was a dream, haha."

A string called reason broke, this guy knew what he missed and pretended to him! ! !A certain great god who has experienced many baptisms in the God Realm showed a smile that even avoided the sun, and stretched out his hand to evoke the handsome and perfect face of his apprentice, "Well, my name is Eagle, before becoming a god, there was a foolish apprentice named Ren? God? God. I want the fool to see how 'powerful' the master is."

Hei Shan was so determined, he kissed him after he finished speaking, trying to stop the mouth of a certain guy who would always make strange remarks, but in the end he let him say: "Really master? Long time no see, haha. But Do you really want to kiss me, are you sure you want to kiss me? In heaven, I haven’t brushed my teeth at all, and there is a bit of debris left over from last night’s meal that was eaten away by oral bacteria, which induces a unique fen..."

Originally kissed, Brother Heishan didn't want to care, what happened to this stupid bastard in front of him, the more he talked, the more disgusting he became.As a result, although Brother Heishan likes to transform himself into messy things, he still has a slight cleanliness obsession inside, so he has to give up the idea of ​​eating people clean, and kicks people into the bathroom.Brother Heishan thinks it's a long day, he has plenty of time to deal with people.

Plans don't always keep up with changes.Let Nintendo finish washing up. Another man appeared in the room where he hadn't closed the 'door'. His shocking scarlet eyes and handsome face made people's heart beat, adding fatal temptation to the elegant man.After entering the house, the man smartly closed the door to prevent other possibilities.

"Haha, Eagle is the master, you must be a cosplayer." Nintendo looked at the man expectantly, with a message in his eyes - I must have guessed that I am Detective Paradise.

"It's not a cosplayer, it's Tom Riddle. Your magic circle is successful, Nintendo." Riddle hooked his lips and smiled dangerously, staring dangerously at the boy and the man next to him. From many fragments of memory, Riddle knew that the other party was not simple. , but... Riddle gracefully walked to Nintendo, hugged him in his arms, bent down and kissed the side of the boy's face, the feel of the boy's body was fascinating.

Heishan brother with a black face hooked his fingers, Nintendo was pulled out of the arms of a certain demon king, and the person was floating in the air, and he was about to enter the arms of Heishan brother. Naraku, who was finally able to enter the door, saw this scene, reacted quickly and calmly released a huge With the interference of demonic power, Riddle, who swallowed the shooting star's magic power and soared, naturally joined the snatch not to be outdone.The three refused to give in to each other to increase their power output. As a result of the collision of three different forces on Nintendo, Nintendo was blown up and became a bright star in the sky. The three of them were still staring at everyone. Pregnant, bah, kills you with the look.

Nintendo, who crawled back from that corner, scratched his face and started his breakfast business. The convulsive guys upstairs have nothing to do with the teenagers who are in a hurry to go to school. The house was demolished).

In fact, the Nintendo house was intact, and Ah Cai was staring at the roof of the academy that had been cut off a corner, ahh, students come to watch the non-human beings, even the Martians appearing now are so weak! ! !The three of them beat each other to death just now. They are very gorgeous and very lethal. The surrounding buildings are seriously damaged. The sky is dark and no one notices. Is this world not normal anymore!Under Ah Cai's embarrassing expression, Nintendo temporarily suppressed the three opposing people.

Sitting together in the school doctor's office, the new boss was so handsome that people couldn't look directly at him. Well, the school doctors who threatened Ah Cai with eyes that made Ah Cai afraid to look at him, Ah Cai was under a lot of pressure. Is it really okay for the principal to make such a decision?Are you sure your school won't be a victim of 'UFOs attacking Earth' tomorrow?

"...how do you call the two of you?" Ah Cai ignored Na Luo who knew their names.

"You can call me the old demon of Montenegro, or the owner of the mountain."

"Nice to meet you, I'm Tom Riddle."

"...=口=" Ah Cai's mouth twitched, ah, you aliens who invaded the earth have watched too many novels and movies, and think that people on earth can only have such strange names, such a painful name!

"Shouldn't you explain what's going on with them, my stupid apprentice." Brother Montenegro with a blinding smile stared at the magnanimous Nintendo that made people want to smoke.

"Well, let me introduce you. Naraku, I don't know why the tenant of my house is still alive. Tom Riddle, the awkward kid who used to grow up with me, doesn't know why he hasn't turned into a ghoul. Head. Master Heishan old demon, I don’t know why I can still walk around after being promoted to immortality, but I didn’t give Yan Chixia the existence of KO.”

"Who is the one you like." Classmate Riddle smiled slightly, and it was not difficult to find that Lord was in a bad mood.

Nintendo hooked his shoulders with a bright smile: "Of course it's Ah Cai, haha!" Nintendo's love for Ah Cai is only a little less than that of his mother, and the two have struggled since they were young.

The three people who were about to demolish the school froze with the idea of ​​'killing someone first, and then later', but it turned out to be that ordinary, worthless thing!Can kill that bastard who laughed so stupidly, no, can't!

Facing the three murderous gazes, Ah Cai suddenly felt that the world was so cold, so scary, and so dark. It was hard for him to become an imaginary enemy for no reason. He secretly let out a sigh of relief without even knowing himself: "..." He must have opened the way today. Wrong.

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Nintendo didn't know what truce agreement the three reached. Anyway, he dragged Ah Cai to class and didn't see the three of them. When he went home at night, all the bosses followed the rules, and their eyes were closely linked with each other. Sometimes they looked at Nintendo and wondered what they were thinking. .

At Ah Cai's house, he drew a magic circle connected with the room, and activated the large-scale prohibition circle as usual before going to bed, and Nintendo, who was the eye of the circle, fell asleep peacefully.

What the young man didn't know was that the three waiting outside the restraint blocked each other. The strongest brother Heishan was tripped by the cooperation of the slightly weaker two.

This time, Nintendo became a girl named Jigong Anxi. It is not uncommon to have a schizophrenic face-changing brother, but after the main personality of the brother was annexed by the second personality, Nintendo was placed by that guy in Feng Academy. The Rose Bride, whose sword was drawn from her chest by a duelist, decides who is 'the one who starts the world riot'.

Nintendo seems to have experienced this scene of being pulled out of a long sword. Maybe I have too many memories and didn't think of it for a while. When someone pulls out a sword, Nintendo always has a weird sense of putting the cart before the horse. It must be hugged by various men. Suppress the thought of pushing the opponent back when drawing the sword.

As the 'Rose Bride', Nintendo had to compete with the "Prince Game" to treat the winning items as accessories. According to the instructions of the 'Second Brother', the winner had to do whatever he wanted with Nintendo.Novelty is an essential factor for increased coordination.

It doesn't matter if you make small troubles, if everything is obedient, it is definitely not Nintendo.In the beginning, Comrade Second Brother was not quite right. He fumbled with Nintendo's "sister" when no one was around, and pushed Nintendo on the sofa to pick up clothes. Regarding this, Nintendo did not shy away from kicking the source of the second brother's evil, man Holding his hands bitterly, he rolled off the sofa and howled.From then on, although Feng Xiaosheng tried his best, he didn't dare to cross the limit.

There is also a green seaweed head student union vice president, the owner of the Rose Bride, who slapped Nintendo in public, causing Nintendo to obey in many ways. After observation, Nintendo judged that this guy had watched too many maid anime.Nintendo was curious to play with the other party. If he was unhappy, he didn't poke any moths. He just beat up that guy called Xiyuanji Poichi, and then stuffed him into a vending machine to let him travel back to before he was beaten, haha( Hello).

For the Rose Bride with such a personality, those who have participated in the game know very well that if you can't afford to mess with it, you can't afford to lose.Xiyuanji poked a face full of thoughts but could only grit his teeth.

The game was going on, until the pink-haired girl named Utena appeared in the Forest of Duel, and Nintendo finally remembered the familiarity of being forgotten in Java.In a dream a long time ago, the Sakuramanji boy that Nintendo once became had a tough skill-to pull out... various weapons from other people's bodies. Nintendo's first 'object' was a pink-haired soft girl named Uki!

In view of remembering what happened so many years ago, driven by the eagerness to try, a battle that was watched by the student union and the bastard brother was completely embarrassing under the strange 'rebellion' of Bride Rose.The student council president Fuyuya Kiryu twitched the corners of her elegant mouth, except that the bride pulled out a sharp blade from the body of the Sailor Warrior to empty the blood bar of Saizonoji Pokaichi, everything was normal.Normally, your sister, Kiryu has no words to hold his forehead, how can we continue playing like this, the rose bride has become a warrior, Xiyuan Temple, how annoying you are, even the bride will kill you, shouldn't you reflect on yourself .

Xiyuan Temple was beaten to the point of fainting, but she was smiling, and finally got out of the sea of ​​suffering. Hey, brother, it's not easy!

Since the appearance of Utena in the sky, the competition has become a drama where the rose bride cuts down the prince, oh no, I don't know that the student union has a headache, as the acting chairman of 'The End of the World', Feng Xiaosheng is about to have a stroke in the corner of his eye.I want to teach my sister a lesson, but I can't beat her, I want to persuade her, I think that 'Princess Odina is to be protected' is a dead brain.

Life is like a game, when the main story is cheating, the prince who rescued the princess was squeezed out by the princess who became the perfect knight, don’t be afraid, there is also a branch development—the student council president Fuyuya Kiryu fell in love with the handsome and beautiful girl Utena Utena, and finally pursued it. Success became big news.If you want to ask how a girl like Odina, who aims to become a prince, fell in love with the prince's candidate, I have to thank the hard-working Rose Bride who helped fuel the flames.

"Hey, Anxi, do you want to play the live-action matchmaker game?"

"What is that, it seems very interesting, haha."

"As a beauty, how can I not play, it's decided, you go and make Utena and President Fuyuya Kiryu together, right?"

"Huh? Do you want to drink some happy medicine in the wine of the two of them? Or just strip off and lock yourself in the hotel room to fend for yourself?"

"..." Ah, girl, can't you have pure and romantic thoughts in your mind, Shinohara Wakaba raised his forehead, it is undeniable that doing so is cute (hey).

Well, some things are very effective, Shinohara pretended not to see a certain girl who was obsessed with grabbing Utena and President Kiryu one by one to drink, put them down and threw them into a room full of strange smells ...I didn't see the girl stepping on the table afterwards (not high enough to hurt her) and holding the collar of the student council president in one hand to ask the other party to take good care of her, Otena-sama, otherwise... compare her fingers to scissors to someone What is the most painful gesture for the president man, I really don't know.Shinohara covered her face, a strong girl who doesn't match her appearance, aren't you too greedy to put Utena's ring on your hand, but it's good to liberate the girl from blindly worshiping princes and princesses.

Kiryu Fuyuya and Tenten Utena were initially tied up by Himemiya Anxi, but fell in love with each other not long after, the student council president quit the 'game' to focus on being nice to his girlfriend, Utena's girly ring was taken away, After thinking about it for a while, he also quit.Since then, Shinohara Wakaba girl has become where Nintendo draws its sword, and the latest goal of assisting is to defeat the hegemonic Rose Bride, ORZ.

The bride turned into a boss, stepped on the prince candidate step by step, looked up to the sky and laughed, making the real boss Feng Xiaosheng feel a deep crisis.The crisis caused pressure, and the pressure caused abnormalities. Feng Xiaosheng, who had always been calm, couldn't sit still and asked his sister out.

Moonlight, dark room, astronomical telescope, Feng Xiaosheng lazily and aggressively held the beautiful girl who was not too cooperative in his arms, kissed her purple hair, his half-closed eyes were filled with the desire to win the girl, and slipped his hand into his sister's eyes. Under the long skirt, touch the comfortable skin.

"Anxi, be my woman." A deep and seductive voice said.

"It's not a woman, it's a boy."

"Anxi, accept me."

"You're not mom, no, haha."

Ah hey, how did you think of your mother in such a situation, Feng Xiaosheng's mouth twitched, he rubbed the veins on his forehead, and pressed his hand on the girl's chest, "I really don't accept it?"

"Sure...um..."

Used to drawing others, at this moment Feng Xiaosheng pulled out the western sword from his body, Nintendo couldn't move at all, the background changed and turned into a familiar duel square, with a pain in his chest, Nintendo looked down and saw the sword drawn out of his body piercing The heart, and then millions of swords began to penetrate the body in turns... Before that, Nintendo used the ring in his hand as a hidden weapon, and smashed it at the chrysanthemum with its back facing Nintendo. The strength and accuracy were definitely enough for that guy to drink a pot!