[Comprehensive] One death a day

Get up in the morning, if it is eight o'clock, the earliest you can only hear the door closing after washing.In this regard, Nintendo can only scratch his face, thinking that he is always too slow, so let alone seeing his mother, even the orangutan sea can only be seen from a distance.

Having a hot breakfast, in retrospect, as King Jing’s dream, Nintendo knew that the scene of playing chess with Saburo was a hurdle. Nintendo couldn’t overcome the mountain of betting with the Emperor of Heaven, even if he woke up at that time and had a chance to save , but Shui Yudao's momentary hallucination made Nintendo not want to turn over.Shui Yudao showed him some things about some people he hadn't seen for a long time. That was the past. Nintendo knew that the "future" it showed was an illusion, but he still hoped for that future.

It is true that the 'Emperor of Heaven' is a hidden dead nerd and a technical geek, he knows how to make the emperor lose his way, Nintendo can't stand provocation, anything else is fine, except... In the eyes of Nintendo, the most sorry thing is Ah Yan, Qing China's unicorn.When Ah Yan was unconscious, he said that he only had Nintendo as the king, which meant that if Nintendo died, he would also die, and Ah Yan was unwilling to choose another king.Nintendo thought, in fact Ah Yan is the idiot, the idiot Qilin, who is more suitable for another name like Red Deer (stupid voice) than Yanqi.

"Heaven, let's go play football—" Ah Cai's call came from outside the house, and Nintendo responded loudly when he heard the words, and left the house with the football in his hand after clearing the table.

A hearty football game can always make people extremely comfortable. After the victory, Nintendo fell to the ground and looked up at the sunset.

"Go home and sleep when you're tired, idiot."

Clutching Ah Cai's outstretched hand tightly, Nintendo smiled and stood up: "Well, sometimes sleep is more tiring..."

When Ah Cai heard this, he slapped Nintendo on the forehead with one hand, "That's because you slept too much."

"Haha, how do you know that I sleep twelve hours a day."

"..." Ah Cai raised his forehead, he didn't ask for twelve hours at all, the ancestor of this guy is Zhu Bajie, he can sleep like that.

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The time was just long enough for Nintendo to take a hot bath, close his eyes, and then open them again, and Nintendo saw a continuous mountain of garbage.Nintendo thought, is it the wrong way to open today?Giant garbage or something, it's quite interesting to think about it, haha.The fragrant clothes just now exude a rotten smell that is more murderous than a trash can. If it’s just this, Nintendo’s special training in the Caribbean Sea immersed in the smell of mosaic objects all day long is acceptable. However, there is something even more powerful. In this rotten smell, The strong smell of rust in the mixture shows that this is a slaughterhouse. Nintendo is a "pig, cattle and sheep" with the word "for sale" (hey), not one of them, because the others are all dead and have already been sold ==.

Three months later, Nintendo has sorted out the context from being confused. He knew that he had come to a strange place called Meteor Street.In order to survive, there are fights and killings here every day. Rotten and expired food is more precious than anything else. Of course, this is the outer area. The closer the guys in the central area, the better the treatment, even delicious bananas.

About the time they entered the central part, Nintendo followed the idea of ​​cutting grass and roots taught by the master, killed a looter wrapped in a shroud, and snatched his name-Flare Lev.That guy's bandage can perfectly cover the huge wounds from the neck to the chest that caused the death of the former owner of the body, and it can also cover the coveted delicate facial features of the body.

Meteor Street is a big place, but it’s also not small. After re-training internal strength, Nintendo played it all over the place in a few months. There were many novel discoveries, and the ability called Nian was developed, according to Kuroro. He has the trait ability of time and space, which is of great research value for Nintendo.Speaking of Kuroro? Luxilu, that is the big-eyed kid who was taken away by Nintendo when he traveled to the Boss gathering area in the central area. The reason is also very simple. This guy is one of the few people in this place who can read the lingua franca even better than Mars. Boy, Nintendo has no doubts that Kuroro is a tech geek deep in Mars.

Under the guidance of Kuroro, Nintendo finished learning the novel universal language of the world in half a month. At that time, he wanted to throw Kuroro away. Nintendo's predictive ability, which disappeared to the country of Java, was so effective for this guy. Knowing that, Nintendo, whose hand hurts, is full of insiders. All fools know that if you lose consciousness in Meteor Street, you are not far from death.But seeing those dark eyes that look as dead as the dirty water at the bottom of the ditch, Nintendo can only take a bath in the ditch that gets dirtier and dirtier in order not to be cursed. ==)...

For the 380th and fourth time, Kuroro resisted the urge to leave this guy, and was forcefully forced by the peeling Lev to put on a body wrap that was as shitty and shitty as him, which made him lose his appetite. In the stagnant color, Kuroro only thought of a row of [beep——] things==|||Kuroro stared at the deep eyes, "Why are you dressed like this?"

Nintendo scratched his face: "This is a cover-up banana shroud, so that everyone can ignore us, haha."

Kuroro stared at the increasingly coveted eyes of those who 'ignored' them with black lines on his forehead, trying to suppress the urge to kill, "You are so smart."

"Well, don't say the truth so loudly, how embarrassing, haha." Nintendo twisted his shit-yellow body, and looked at Kuroro shyly.

"..." Kuroro turned around, meditating that he didn't know this guy.

There are many pretenders, but none of them can cross the defense line of Pealing Lev. This guy can beat everyone to the ground without even having the ability to read, leaving no one behind. Kuroro just sat aside and watched Very few books.During this time, Kuroro saved a child named Feitan, not because of his kindness, but because he felt the need for companions to strengthen himself, and Feitan has the ability to join.It is undeniable that Kuroro needs others to put on the 'banana outfit' that a guy with no aesthetics likes like him. o(╯□╰)o Feitan is a hot character, but in the peeling In his husband's bright smile that could blind his eyes, after being tortured countless times so that he could not move and changed his clothes, he learned to stop resisting, and wrapped his face sullenly in a shit-yellow cloth strip.Fei Tan secretly swore that one day he would torture this guy [-], [-] times.In this regard, Kuroro is smiling and watching, it is always good to have an idea.

There are already three of them now, and Nintendo thinks it's something new, so more knowledgeable meteor street people can find that every time the feces and yellow trio tyrannize and kill everyone, there will be "Banana Hero × Dragon Fan" Here's a tour' generic text message.The street dwellers twitched their mouths and thought of the unaffordable fruit anthropomorphism, stretched the left eye to the right eye with a 'V' gesture, and finally threw a winking brain twitch picture, and suddenly felt a strong pregnancy feeling (ahh Hey, you think too much)...

After wearing this banana costume for more than half a year, the three smashed a certain boss's nest in the middle of the block, in order to test the abilities of Kuroro and Feitan, who had newly developed their mind power.As soon as he succeeded, Kuroro shrewdly looked at the gorgeous wardrobe of the boss in the block, and coaxed Pealev to agree that they must treat themselves better and wear new clothes. He kept smiling and took off the shit-yellow shroud. Seeing that he took a coat with a lot of fluff and put it on, he immediately declared that this was his style.Seeing this, Fei Tan was also unambiguous, and picked out a piece of clothing that could cover his face and fit his body shape, and put it on at a speed that was indistinguishable to the naked eye. Once the skull mask was covered, it really had a bit of a criminal taste ( Hello), also learn from Kuroro to declare preferences.

"Well, what a pity, there are ready-made ones here, so we don't have to wrap cloth strips every day." Nintendo held up several sets of fluffy banana jackets and grinned.

Fei Tan said vaguely: "Leave it to yourself."

Kuroro smiled so profoundly, "I believe in my eyes."

"Ah, then I won't wear them anymore. I can eat bananas without having to look at people, haha." Nintendo said, changing back to the mummy outfit, happily stuffing bananas in the cracks of the cloth strips, one after another. root.

"..." Ganqing, they have all become faceless bananas for the past half year.Thinking of this, Kuroro gracefully pressed Nintendo's forehead on the banana, and Fei Tan quickly put away the food, but Nintendo's forehead hit the marble table, the stone table shattered, and someone snatched the banana back with a smile Keep chewing.

"One day you will be choked to death." After Feitan said speculatively, he turned to look for food.

Kuroro checked the bookcase of the boss in the block, "I agree with Feitan's point of view."

Reunited after a long absence, Nintendo has long been immersed in spending a good night with bananas. Kuroro and Feitan are two floating clouds in the sky, which can be ignored.