[Comprehensive] One death a day

Fortunately for Nintendo, this time he became a monster again, and he was also a dragon, a monster who possessed two inner elixirs since birth, and came out of the Qin Dynasty.Nintendo knew this was an opportunity to let him refine the inner alchemy and remove the 'time bomb'.

When the Qin Dynasty collapsed, Nintendo witnessed that moment. Witnessing the death of Emperor Shi Huang who was only named Ying Zheng but not Zhao Pan, and then witnessing Fusu committing suicide, his heart was subtly touched, similar but different, these are two reincarnations.

After that, Nintendo opened up a cave and began to practice day and night.At the beginning, Nintendo could only cultivate the black inner alchemy that belonged to Jiao. It was not until the end of the Jin Dynasty that Nintendo's inner alchemy could cultivate the Jiao Dan that was comparable to the snake pill.The three inner pills are covered by the veins of spiritual power, and there is a possibility of breaking free at any time.At the level of Nintendo, he already has a sense of intuition. Nintendo understands that there is no other way out except collision and fusion. His inner alchemy can appear here, which proves that he has merged with the soul. If the inner alchemy disappears, the soul must die .

Nintendo's actions may seem weird to others, but he is a bold person who can be cruel to himself.Melting the veins of spiritual power, Nintendo let the Snake Pill and Flood Pill collide, even if, at the very first moment, he had already bled from seven holes, even if the painful Nintendo had the idea of ​​committing suicide again, he continued with a smile, bleeding fog all over his body , the evil spirit is so strong that the animals outside the cave are kept away, but the plants grow wildly, implying spirituality...

For hundreds of years, at the end of the Sui Dynasty, a vision fell from the sky. The "empty mountain", which is estimated to have existed since the Qin Dynasty, was struck by lightning for more than a month. Those who die.A snake demon who has practiced for hundreds of years passed by here, and felt the familiar breath, but it disappeared for a moment, sighing the illusion.In his later years, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty did not believe the words of the sorcerers, so he sent troops deep into the mountain, but they returned home in defeat, with a sharp decline in the number of troops.Since then, the 'Empty Mountain' is a place that the emperor fears, even though it may contain huge resources, no one approaches it.

At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, another vision came down from heaven and earth. The White Snake Demon, who had practiced for thousands of years, brought his younger sister, the Green Snake Demon, to wait outside the Thunder Tribulation, waiting for the great monster that might exist.Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation, Nine Nine 81 Dao, the brewing time of each Dao multiplied, the power is astonishing.

The white snake demon Bai Suzhen's thousand-year Taoism has only survived nine times at most. It can be seen that if this time is successful, the monsters that may exist here must transcend the demon way, surpass the immortals, and become gods.In the end, Bai Suzhen was disappointed, when the year-long thunder calamity was still, not a single blade of grass could grow here, and after one month passed, she couldn't feel any evil spirit or signs of life.Under Xiaoqing's repeated urging, she had no choice but to take the restless green snake away.

Over the past few years, all kinds of miraculous fairy grasses have grown wildly, giving birth to all kinds of spiritual animals, so few people come to this place, but the immortals have come to explore, but they are all driven back by the power of this place, and the 'empty mountain' is like a paradise. .

In the early years of the Southern Song Dynasty, a boy about ten years old broke out of the ground. His face was exquisite, his skin was covered with a thick layer of black substance, and there was a faint sense of immortality, which attracted a lot of animals.

This person is none other than Nintendo. After experiencing two lightning catastrophes, Nintendo finally used the body of a flood dragon to shatter three inner elixirs, formed a primordial spirit with the help of huge power, and obtained godhood in one fell swoop.Of course, the Heavenly Jade Emperor intended to solicit him, but Nintendo didn't want to live the boring fairy life, so he directly refused.

Nintendo perceives this place, and as long as he wants to, he can tear the space and return to the body.However, Nintendo also understands that without an exact location, even a god, it is very difficult to tear the void and cross the space, so he decided to stay here and wait for a natural death (ah, who can kill you).

When Nintendo left the empty mountain, he met a small stream, washed the black substance off his body, saw his bald forehead, and suddenly an oil lamp lit up in his mind (hey), he scratched his face, "I understand, so this time I'm going to become a monk Be a monk, haha ​​(==)."

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Nintendo restrained the whole body breath, but it felt like a mortal, which is probably what Back to Basics said.After successfully infiltrating into Jinshan Temple, Nintendo obtained the title of Fatian (ah, isn't this guy even more lawless), and he became a monk three days later than him, and the younger brother Fahai who was picked up by the abbot was responsible for cleaning the Leifeng Pagoda.

It was the first time to face the majestic Leifeng Pagoda. Nintendo put his hands on his eyebrows, and sighed to his junior brother: "Junior Brother, do you know what Senior Brother thinks of when he sees Leifeng Pagoda."

At that time, Junior Fahai was still a child with more than intelligence and inexperience, serious and easy to get angry, "Is it simple and magnificent?"

Nintendo looked like a master of Taoism, and stretched out a finger to shake, "Wrong wrong wrong, this tower clearly shone with the kilakila luster of gold and silver. Brother, you can't even see this, your knowledge is too shallow, haha "Lei Feng = red bills = a tower of money, the formula in Nintendo's mind is very clear.

"..." Fahai's face was calm and cracked, with blue veins showing all over, suppressing the urge to beat someone, you're the only one who can't do it, and your whole family can't do it!

The young monks who were assigned to clean up together were speechless and choked, ah, what is it all about, and the six senses of the monks are pure, money is equal to greed, how did the master accept the disciples.Isn't this guy here to play? This guy is actually here to make money by sightseeing!

Spring went to autumn, two years of monk life passed, and Nintendo couldn't bear to wander lonely again, leaving Fa Hai, who had been poisoned for two years and his tolerance and facial paralysis gradually increased, to clean up the area they were responsible for alone.During this period, no matter how good-tempered Fa Hai was, he had to curse Nintendo secretly. The young Fa Hai had to spend most of the day to clean the distribution area by himself, and a day of cultivation was wasted for a long time.

After a while, Nintendo would go back to Jinshan Temple. At this time, Fa Hai would be blown up with anger. This time, for the new young monk, there is nothing more shocking than Godzilla dancing with Superman.

"Junior brother, you..." Nintendo found out that Fa Hai's face was very pale after he appeared, and he reached out to press Fa Hai's forehead.

Fahai's face turned red immediately, and angrily, he slapped Nintendo's hand away, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't allow Senior Brother Fatian to bother you."

"Junior brother, let me tell you, constipation is a disease, you have to go to the latrine, your complexion has changed, come here. Go quickly."

"..." Fa Hai was completely pushed into the hut, turned over, and pressed Nintendo's head against the hut wall, "You? Slow? Slow."

During Nintendo's disappearance again, Fahai, as one of the disciples favored by the abbot, went out to practice with the abbot to subdue the demons. Hai advocates the annihilation of demons, all demons are harmful to people.The abbot does not allow Fa Hai to kill, but Fa Hai does not think that killing demons is a kind of killing, he is just saving people.In such a disagreement, Fa Hai followed his master on the surface, but secretly he was relentless.

The abbot shook his head helplessly and sighed, saying that maybe Fatian is more intelligent than Fahai, and he does not advocate killing demons, but probation.If the abbot knew that Fatian's so-called influence in his mouth was just experimenting with all the monsters to demonstrate various weird topics, so that the monsters would not dare to have any rebellious psychology, they would probably vomit blood for three liters and fall to the ground, and be angry.

Fahai's cultivation is growing day by day, and his prestige is spreading. People are very grateful to him, and they put an end to all possibilities of monsters doing evil.Fahai always remembers that Fatian, who is favored by his master, is such a pedantic guy who has a good relationship with monsters, so he can't achieve great things and can't accept big monsters.

One day, Fa Hai chased a scorpion demon, went deep into the mountains, and fell into a maze, but all this didn't work for him, and he solved it in a moment. After catching up with the scorpion demon and killing it, he turned his head and saw that the scorpion demon had not fully transformed The child of his son actually focused his attacks on one point, wanting to take Fa Hai's life, but Fa Hai couldn't dodge it, but unexpectedly he was rescued by none other than his senior brother who had been missing for three years.

"Junior brother, it's been a while, haha."

"..." Fa Hai twitched the corners of his eyes, this guy waved his hands behind his back without any scruples and almost concealed himself, trying to signal the Zhang Ziyao to leave, did he do it on purpose for him to see? "I don't want to see you at all."

Disregarding that being a senior brother, Fa Hai is a nonsense bastard who doesn't have the appearance of a senior brother, and uses the magic pearl of non-judgment, and is about to punish the scorpion demon.However, Fatian grinned, and the Fazhu was still, not attacking.The scorpion demon looked at the right time, took another look at the place where his mother disappeared, gritted his teeth and glared at Fa Hai, and ran away with tears in his eyes.

"Haha, I sensed it. Fahai, your dharma beads are as constipated as you are, that's why you can't move them." Nintendo scratched his face and said firmly, "Take it for an enema, haha"

"..." Fahai's hand holding the beads froze, his face darkened.

"There is a saying that things are like masters. If you are constipated, you will not be able to conquer the sea of ​​orangutans. Therefore, you should eat more laxatives so that you can win bananas in the future."

"..." It was the nth time that Fahai had the thought of killing someone. In fact, as his brothers had read, isn't Nima really here on vacation? He was the first to not believe it.