[Comprehensive] One death a day

Nintendo woke up from the dream with a strange feeling all over his body. He had tried all kinds of ways to die, but he didn't expect to die like this.

If you ask Nintendo what it feels like to be pushed down by a ghost spider, Nintendo's answer will be: breathing is not smooth, the brain is dizzy, the whole body is weak, the bottom is very painful, but at the end it feels like it is suffocating, and it is untried comfort, and then it is over .

A day of lessons plus a period of football practice, the washed up Nintendo browsed the web, and finally realized - high blood pressure + drinking + excessive exercise with love = immediately that wind.

"Haha, I've been fucked to death." Nintendo scratched his face and concluded.

Nintendo wanted to browse the post on the same page titled "Really cool in 40 seconds", but unexpectedly the alarm clock on the desktop had an hour hand of 8 and a minute hand of 12. With his eyes closed, Nintendo was lying on the table.

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Nintendo is already used to being a girl. Isn't it inconvenient to go to the toilet? Isn't it uncomfortable to jump in front of you when running?

This time, Nintendo was born in an ordinary family named Yagami Sayu. He has parents and an older brother. The family of four is very harmonious.Nintendo's father, Soichiro Yagami, is the head of the Criminal Bureau, and he loves his mother, Sachiko Yagami, very much.Nintendo's elder brother, Ya Shenyue, is an excellent boy, with a good appearance, a good sportsmanship, and a good brain. He is really a three-good boy, and many classmates bow down to him.

The ordinary and wealthy life of a family is simple and happy...

Since childhood, Nintendo has known a sweet-tooth fanatic who likes to do brain teasers. The first time they met was from Internet Go. The guy named "Sweet-tooth fan" played against Nintendo named "Black Mountain Old Demon", and the two played very well. In the end, Nintendo, who had been playing chess for an unknown number of years, won. On that day, Nintendo knew that it was the first chess game played by Sweet Tooth.

[Black Mountain Old Demon: You are very good, you played so well the first time, you are definitely one of the best moves chosen by the Go master, haha. 】【Sweet tooth lover: I will win you next time. 】

Most of the conversations between Nintendo and the sweet tooth ended with the other party making a provocative declaration, and then the next time the sweet tooth would still lose, or it would be a tie. Whenever there was a tie, the sweet tooth would always show obvious anger and say a few childish words.In one game of chess, Nintendo has a history of hundreds of years, not to mention the number of times it has been played. Just Nintendo has seen a lot of orphans in various worlds. It is difficult for a sweet tooth to win within ten years.

Although Go Nintendo is ahead of sweet tooth lovers, Nintendo always answers messy IQ questions such as brain teasers, making sweet tooth lovers reply with […], and even appear [In a certain way, your power of association] capable of murdering people].

The first time Nintendo met sweet tooth lovers was at a street tennis court in England.At that time, Nintendo was on a trip as a bookmaker and a backpacker.

Nintendo saw other people practicing tennis and wanted to get involved. The young man who played against Nintendo was a bit hunched, and the posture of holding the racket was even weirder.There is no power flow of different time and space, pure and simple tennis, let Nintendo play with him heartily, and finally Nintendo loses.

"You are amazing, you are definitely a child favored by the tennis god, haha."

"Old Black Mountain Demon."

"Ah, you know what I say... Are you Nie Xiaoqian or Yan Chixia? In fact, you are Xia Xuefenglei, haha!"

"..." A certain sweet eater gnawed her fingers to cover up the twitching of the corners of her mouth.

After a long time, Nintendo finally knew that it was not someone, but a sweet tooth fan. Nintendo said that he was not interested in the single-letter L or something, and still called someone a sweet tooth fan.

With no money and no means of transportation, Nintendo took about three years to run around the world by luck. When Nintendo returned to Yagami's house in the messy appearance of an African savage, it was just that he was having dinner. The three of them smashed the bowls in their hands.

"The rusty key turned out to be able to open the door, haha."

"..." Ye Shenyue's eyes twitched.Ah hello is this the problem?Don't change the subject, where did this guy go missing in the past three years? Could this look be a survivor after the aliens invaded the earth (see too many American movies)!What a fool.Sighing, Ye Shenyue got up, packed the food, filled the water in the bathroom, and helped her sister get ready for a change of clothes.

Sachiko Yagami already had tears in her eyes, shouting 'Saoyu Sayu' in her mouth, holding Nintendo tightly with her hands and not letting go, Yagami Soichiro couldn't speak the reprimand, and could only reach out and touch her daughter's head with a smile.Nintendo touched slightly, stretched out his hand and hugged the mother who was not too dirty, and felt for the first time that the big hand touching the forehead can actually be generous and warm.

After Nintendo took a shower, Ye Shenyue did not go back to the room to review, but picked up the hair dryer to blow Nintendo's hair, and gently untied her sister's knotted black hair.

The helpless brother of Ye Shen's family: "Don't leave a book and run away next time, you won't be so lucky to go home every time."

A serious girl from the Ye Shen family: "It's not running away, it's traveling around the world. Brother, the cup of the underwear you gave me is too small."

The elder brother of the Ye Shen family who hit the girl on the head with chestnuts did not hesitate: "It's already grown up."

"No way, I (Xiao Ling) used to have a C cup."

"...that is a dream that you will not be able to realize in the future."

"Jiuzi from the soup house once said that if you work hard, there will always be something."

Ye Shenyue supported her forehead, pulled out the hand of a sister who was completely unconscious and rubbed her breasts in front of her brother, and put it away.Hey, he has a girl, and Ye Shenyue also has a girl, why is his girl a mutant, mutant, God, please purify this guy's messy thoughts.

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After Nintendo returned home, he directly entered the senior department of middle school, the same grade as Yagami Yue.As compensation for wasting too much time, Nintendo vowed to replace Ye Shenyue as the number one in the national unified mock exam.Ye Shenyue's parents were deeply grateful for this, and Ye Shenyue twitched the corners of her mouth, telling Nintendo to give it a try.

As the sister of Ye Shenyue, who sits firmly at the top of the annual examination list, skipped a grade and threatened to beat her brother's sister, Nintendo naturally got all kinds of onlookers, and some of them with admiration were unattractive, but Nintendo handles these with ease , to nip everything in the bud.Carry out a theoretical policy that will not be let go (ah, whose policy is this, you say).

Ye Shenyue, undeniably the proud son of heaven, outsiders envy him for everything.But only Ye Shenyue knows that recently he has a severe stomachache for his sister, but unfortunately he has the task of looking after her.His sister is really unreasonable, a creature whose brain has entered an incredible realm.

"Haha, brother, today I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon, see the trick."

"..." Ye Shenyue raised her forehead. Who would have thought that they were just practicing in the tennis club. In fact, my sister's skills are terrible. The number of fans, the two are evenly matched.

"Then did you eliminate that stalker kid who haunted you?"

"Tennoji? I remember that the banana peel I accidentally dropped on the ground the day before yesterday was stepped on by him...he was sent to the hospital with paralysis, haha." Nintendo scratched his face and fought back harder.

"..." Ah hey, the water content of these words is really high, it really is just right.

After practicing and taking a shower, Ye Shenyue was carrying her schoolbag, and saw her sister standing by the side of the field, curiously burning a black notebook with a lighter from somewhere...