[Comprehensive] One death a day

Nintendo woke up from his dream and realized that the Dragon Pill that he had swallowed was still in his body. The raging power turned into an explosive vibration and burned Nintendo's dantian, causing the possibility of exploding and dying at any time.For a whole month, Nintendo was in a violent situation where he could die at any time. If his body hadn't been forged by Heaven's Punishment Tribulation Thunder, which was stronger than the Nine Heavens God Thunder, he might have died the moment he woke up.

For a month, Nintendo insisted on a normal life during the day, but at night, except for the first two days, there were no dreams.

On the first day, Nintendo dreamed that he came to a time and space in 2039 when Japan was ruled by "CHQ", where he was called Sakura Manji, and obtained the "King's Ability" genome from a girl he saved, and since then he can learn from different people. The weapon transformed from the "void" drawn out of the body-it is a substance that can reflect the personality of the individual. The most convenient thing Nintendo uses is the great sword drawn from the girl Miki.In this day's dream, Nintendo and the others won in the end, and the whole country cheered.That day, he drank so much with many people from the "funeral club", and he was completely disabled overnight with the leader Chou Shinya, that countless guy in the harem. Of course, it wasn't Nintendo who was disabled. Summarized from experience.As a result, until the two of them turned white-haired, they were Nintendo's absolute hegemony, even though Ying Manji's body was thinner than Chou Shenya's.

The next day, Nintendo dreamed that he was born in a family whose parents were not married, and moved from the city to the inaccessible but beautiful Waichang Village, where his name was Yuki Natsuno.In Outfield Village, Nintendo saw those infectious creatures called 'ghouls' who moved from other places.In order not to implicate his mother, who was very good to him, from the very beginning, Nintendo identified the ominous house of Lian Zheng's family as non-human, and knocked them out within a day. As for the human among them, Nintendo He didn't let it go, his master once taught "Cut the grass, don't get rid of the roots, and the spring breeze blows and regenerates." After the lessons of blood, Nintendo respectfully obeys the teachings of his old man.Since then, Waichang Village has remained peaceful, like a paradise, and the villagers still gossip.A few years later, in the expectation of his mother, Nintendo married Megumi Shimizu, who had always had a crush on him, and gave birth to a child, and then lived his whole life in the village of outstanding people (ah, it’s the first BG, is there anyone?) ...

Nearly a month of dreamless life made Nintendo think that he would never dream again.In fact, this is impossible, because just after he completely absorbed the dragon pill, turned it into his own, and reorganized the meridians in his body, his dream came again as expected.

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This time Nintendo is still in the state of an open-eyed doll, and the mother died of dystocia.When Nintendo grew to a certain degree, he belatedly discovered that his 'brother' had disappeared.At the same time, he had the extra organs of his wife from the previous dream. If he hadn't had a wife, Nintendo almost thought he had become a eunuch.Nintendo didn't feel uncomfortable about this change. He scratched his face and only complained that it was extremely inconvenient to squat when going to the bathroom. Come stand up. His governor's father turned bitter to Nintendo again.

As a real noble lady, Nintendo is still a poor ghost who goes out without money, and is still the guy who travels around the world with his feet. Locking people in a room doesn't do anything. As long as Nintendo thinks about it, those locks are useless.Nintendo will not stop at this, such a big sea, after completing the feat of slaying the dragon, his only goal is to conquer the sea of ​​orangutans (hey)!

Going out to patrol the sea is one of the duties of the Governor and the Navy. It is rare that Nintendo’s Governor’s father and Commodore Norrington asked Nintendo if they would go with them. As someone who was deeply seasick, Nintendo smiled and shook his head and refused.The governor's father, who always couldn't find his daughter at critical moments, was finally relieved, and didn't have to worry about his daughter disappearing inexplicably again.

In fact, Nintendo was very curious about the Royal Navy’s going to sea, but couldn’t survive the vigorous pursuit of new ideas. Nintendo finally chose the safest method-sneakily jumped into the water, grabbed the boat and left (hey).As a creature that turned the Dragon Pill into its own, although Nintendo couldn't bring the soaring spiritual power with it, it insisted on gaining the ability to breathe in water, just like when it became a dragon, even if it wanted to win an Olympic gold medal. What a problem.

Nintendo, which was mostly submerged in water, rescued a boy who drifted by when the boat stopped. The boy had a necklace of gold coins that made Nintendo feel very familiar. When he caught it in his hand and studied it, Nintendo and the boy were found. A net was covered, and the two Fished ashore, a platoon of guns was pointed at them.When the governor and brigadier general appeared slowly, seeing the wet Nintendo, they all looked like hell, and were speechless for a while.

"Miss Swan, why are you in the water?" Brigadier General Norrington asked while staring at the beautiful girl who was still wet.

Nintendo scratched his face, eyes full of fighting spirit, "I am a girl guided by the sea god, my goal is to conquer the sea of ​​orangutans and become a onebanana!"

"..." Oh, what is this guy talking about? Why can't they understand it at all, and the navy on one side all twitched.The governor's mouth twitched fiercely, ah, hey, if someone has a daughter, he has a daughter, why is his daughter so unreasonable, this guy is not his daughter, this guy is his daughter!

"So that's it. It's really...a great goal." Brigadier General Norrington maintained his demeanor and slightly appreciated it, even though he didn't want to praise it at all.

"I don't mind if you join and become cannon fodder on my way forward, haha."

"..." Brigadier General Norrington suddenly realized that no matter how beautiful he is, a bad brain is a major problem.

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The life in the small town of Port Royal is very peaceful. After secretly visiting many places, Nintendo quietly studied the weirdest sword manual in the town. This sword manual, Nintendo couldn’t find an idea, so they spent a lot of time on it. Also nothing.But such a challenging thing can make Nintendo more excited.

Even if Will was rescued, he had no place to live. It was thanks to Nintendo that the uncle who forged the blade owed an apprentice to Will Turner. The ignorant boy was very grateful to the girl. .After that, Will Turner became friends with Nintendo, during which Nintendo tried to return the necklace to the other party many times, but Will kept refusing and handed the item to Nintendo in a daze.

Although the teenager Will is always supported by Nintendo's outrageous behavior, he always helps Nintendo every time, and even cleans up the mess for Nintendo many times. It took a long time for the young man to go from being stunned at the beginning to accepting as usual later.

When Nintendo was in his teens, there were two small circles on his chest, which reminded Nintendo of Mr. Du's "Say I love you with two points". The pink and white face of Will beside him was completely red, and the corners of his eyes twitched.

"I, Elizabeth, what are you doing?"

"Hmm... It's probably a massage. Anna said that if you massage too much, it will get bigger. How about I massage it for you, haha."

"..." Ah, is this really a noble lady? Where did the nobility and elegance he had when he first met Elizabeth go (ah, are you sure you saw that kind of thing appearing on this guy)?

After this incident, Will stayed away from Nintendo for several weeks, and Nintendo just scratched his face and continued his sudden rise of activities.