[Comprehensive] One death a day

Nintendo almost forgot how many years it has been absorbing and puffing. At the beginning, it was almost reduced to food many times, and then almost no monster dared to provoke it. It was an improvement in strength.Nintendo probably remembers that when he stayed in Montenegro for more than 800 years, the cold current in his body condensed into a black pill. During this period, he suffered several thunderstorms and survived.In the last time, if the current master hadn't rescued him, he might have been eaten alive by those covetous monsters when he was weak after being robbed.

Originally, the master's idea was also to devour Nintendo. However, the Nintendo body has become bigger and bigger in the millennium of cultivation. He made a fatal stab, and then he accepted Nintendo.

The master of Nintendo is the lord of this black mountain where demons inhabit, everyone calls him old black mountain demon.Usually, his master is good-looking, tall and tall, with black hair and black eyes, a mountain-shaped cinnabar mark between his eyebrows, and the pair of upturned phoenix eyes with a strong ancient charm are just one glance, charming and charming.But once you go out, you will inevitably make yourself a ghost or a ghost. It is a beautiful name, this is a symbol of murderous and domineering, and it makes people find it interesting to learn from heaven (==).

The master is a good teacher. He taught Nintendo for about 500 years. After all, he let him cultivate into a human body. I don’t know if it was a coincidence.According to the master, the transformation is not something that can be controlled by the mind, indicating that if it is a human being, this is what Nintendo looks like.The master also said that Nintendo is not a loach, but a jiao, the second only to the dragon. If that chance is enough, maybe one day he can transform into a dragon, transform from a demon to a Taoist, and become a god.

As for the relationship between Nintendo and the master, it has been like a day for hundreds of years, which makes all the monsters feel like a god.

For example, one day, a voluptuous fox demon was walking briskly and was about to find a handsome scholar. He passed by outside the Shanzhu Mansion, and what he heard was: "Aha, master, let go, I don't want to go in... You are all wet, why are you so wet?" Still don't let go... Ugh, let's all go in, master, please spare my life."

"You have to go in if you go in, and you have to go in if you don't go in. I don't believe that this seat can't hold you..."

Ah hey, what the hell is going on here, Shanzhu is... forcing Brother Nintendo to fuck him, and then he thought of the terrifying appearance of the master and apprentice... The fox demon was almost choked to death by his own saliva, and the feeling of pregnancy followed. She no longer has the interest to find human men to turn the clouds upside down.

In fact, the Montenegro old demon just wanted to push Nintendo into the water and force him to learn to swim. After changing several magic weapons in a row, he finally found a deep pool illusion that could hold the Nintendo itself. don't go in.You said that he is a guy who occasionally twitches his mind and is enthusiastic and serious about things, but why is he so messed up when it comes to Sheung Shui?In the end, under the absolute suppression of Brother Montenegro, Nintendo learned to swim.

"Ah, so I can breathe underwater, haha."

"..." After so long, this guy has no consciousness of being able to breathe underwater at all, let a thunder strike this idiot loach to death!Blue veins appeared on Brother Montenegro's forehead, and finally pushed the entire Nintendo into the water, out of sight...

Another example is that one day, the deer scorpion demon was about to visit the mountain master, when he heard the frightened conversation between the master and his apprentice from a distance: "Master, what you took out...is too big, I can't eat it."

"If you can't eat it, don't even think about coming in. I spent so much time and effort to raise it so big. If you don't eat it all, I won't recognize you as an apprentice."

She, she, what did she hear? The words of Yaohu before came to Zhangzi Xiaoyao's mind, ah, hey, this man is too masculine...Will the place between Shanzhu and Nintendo be the same as his face? It was covered with pimples, a strange sound came from inside, and the scorpion demon thought that they were rubbing against each other.Thinking of this, Zhangzi Xiaoyao's face was full of blackness, and she almost fainted. In the past few nights, she didn't want to do that with her husband, she was so afraid that she had a phobia.

In fact, the black mountain old demon only gave Nintendo a treasure of heaven and earth in the universe bag, so that he can speed up his cultivation and reach the level of suppressing monsters all over the mountain as soon as possible, so that he will have no worries when he ascends.Unexpectedly, this guy said it was too big and refused to eat it, bah, it was only the size of a house, and it was not enough to put his body between his teeth.In the end, Brother Heishan forcibly revealed the Nintendo itself, rode on it, and stuffed Tiancaidibao into Nintendo's bloody mouth, forcing Nintendo to eat it up.

"Haha, it's not substantial at all, master, don't be stingy and bring a few more, it tastes really good." Hearing this, Brother Heishan raised his eyebrows, smiled and kicked Nintendo into the ground, and a large strip-shaped pit appeared, causing The mountain collapsed, "Do you think Tiancaidibao are weeds growing all over the ground, you idiot..."

There are countless such incidents, and they can be regarded as the talk of the group of monsters in Black Mountain during their boring training days. The topic of betting among the monsters is either 'how many times the mountain master has been done today' or 'how long is Nintendo's staying power', or ' Can the Lord of the Mountain stand up today'... The old demon Montenegro is not ignorant of such topics, and suffers from repeated prohibitions. In addition, Nintendo joins in betting from time to time, betting that the old demon Montenegro will not be able to stand up for 1 years without knowing the meaning, which makes the old Montenegro twitch the corners of his mouth He wanted to put him in a melting furnace and cook him with his hair and bones, even the inner alchemy was broken for him.Fortunately Brother Heishan is still sensible, otherwise there might not be any demons left in the whole Heishan.

"Master, let's bet together, how fun, haha!"

"..." Hey, hey, hey, the old Black Mountain demon never accepts apprentices, but the only one who accepts has his brain smashed. Demon king, kill this guy, or he will be pissed to death.

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The old demon of Montenegro will marry women who pay tribute from monsters from other places as wives. In the future, he will either refine it to increase his demon power, or reward the monsters in the mountains. This time it is a good opportunity to get rid of the curse of "a good man who can never turn over". Montenegro The old demon decided to show his strength no matter what, and let those suspicious idiots realize the fact that he is not good at masculinity, and he is definitely not good at brain-twitching men!

This time, the beautiful and beautiful ghost donated by Yi Shuyao not long after becoming a spirit, named Xiaojing, is charming and enchanting.The Montenegrin old demon didn't like this kind of helpless little demon at first, so he had no choice but to hit the wind, so he had to choose an auspicious day from the underworld to marry his wife.The wedding of the Montenegrin old demon was naturally a big banquet, entertaining all the monsters in Montenegro and some big monsters from outside the region, with sufficient supply of drinks and food.

As an apprentice, Nintendo was in charge of socializing with the master. Guessing that the wine of the demon must be different, he immediately drank the wine complimented by the fox. Shaking his dizzy forehead, Nintendo walked unsteadily towards the bathing pool of the Shanzhu Mansion.

"Fox Yu, where did that glass of concentrated alcohol go?"

"Brother Heaven."

"W-what... to die, there is a 'weapon' that I prepared for my husband to be more brave at night."

The murder weapon is the most powerful [beep——] medicine among demon elixirs. As the name suggests, it can make a sheep demon stronger than a tiger demon, more than ten times a night (ah, that's too exaggerated).

Hearing this, the fox demon Huyu's pupils contracted, tremblingly looking at the disappearing Nintendo, a cold current rose from her back, a bad premonition enveloped her, and she said to Zhangzi Xiaoyao in an instant: "What are you doing in a daze, it's important to escape!" Hurry up." As soon as he finished speaking, he had already fled for thirty miles, as if there was a fierce beast chasing after him.

Zhangzi Xiaoyao suddenly understood, with a pale face, tremblingly explained to his husband, and fled Montenegro with his family.

At this moment, Nintendo, already enduring the strange heat all over his body, touched into the bathroom.Unexpectedly, after walking a few steps, his foot slipped and he fell into the water. He forgot the fact that he could breathe underwater, and subconsciously struggled in the water, choking on several mouthfuls of water.

Not far away, the black mountain old demon who was only halfway through washing turned his head, and the reflection of his handsome face in the water twitched the disproportionate corner of his mouth. He would never let some people outside the territory know that he had a stupid apprentice. Absolutely right no.

Resisting the urge to pull out the tendons of this thing to kill him, the old Black Mountain demon waved his hand and lifted the thing out of the water with demon force, and held it in front of him. It was about to slap the thing awake, but the handle met the pair of half-and-half Nintendo He opened his eyes so dark that he couldn't see to the bottom, and before the old demon from Montenegro recovered, his lips were sealed by his apprentice...