[Comprehensive] One death a day

Nintendo got up from the bed, looked around the unfamiliar environment, thinking of his current situation, he couldn't bear the fact that he was on a boat.A wave hit, Nintendo turned around with a pale face and vomited.

As a person who can't swim, has a fear of heights and seasickness, Nintendo fills his mouth with mosaics every day.

What Nintendo's tears will be saved, in the face of seasickness, Nintendo's tears every day will only make the situation worse.

A fine ship sailing fast at sea, called the Black Pearl, a pirate ship.The captain's name is Jack Sparrow, and the first mate is Barbossa.

Recently, the faces of Captain Jack and First Officer Barbossa are very constipated. There is no other reason. Since the last time they broke into an empty treasure, the crew member Temu has been vomiting every day. It doesn’t matter if he vomits. The problem is that' The smell of “sorrow and lingering” travels unimpeded in the ship all day long. Even if the speed of the ship is increased, the smell cannot be washed away, making everyone extremely miserable during meal time. It is a biochemical weapon stronger than the smell of a huge amount of dead seafood dried in the sun.

Could this be some unbreakable curse?

The two experienced pirates looked at each other silently, the corners of their mouths twitched, but there was nothing they could do.

After one or two months of sailing, the ship finally landed, and a black shadow disappeared in front of everyone's eyes. The thing who was dying and tormenting everyone's respiratory tract a moment ago was already standing on the shore stretching his body to breathe the sea air. All the crew members wanted to beat that guy to death.

After getting off the boat, the crew members galloped across the Turtle Island like galloping grass-mud horses, found a place to do it after holding down a woman, and dispersed after a while.

"Brother, you've had a tough life. Here's something to make you happy." Ke Wei, who was in the next bed with Nintendo, handed over a small package of things, winked with that horrible look, and went to talk to a The woman with heavy makeup has 'opened the room'.

Nintendo grabbed a small bag of powdery salt suspected to be in his hand, confused for a while, what is this?

There is no doubt that the man who cleans up Nintendo's mosaics every day is a good person with an ugly face and a kind heart, and he will not harm him, but my mother taught me that you should not eat what others give you.

Nintendo is an obedient and filial son, so he ordered two bottles of rum, and poured half of the powder into each bottle.

Scratching his face, his mother said that Nintendo can't eat it, but it doesn't mean that others can't eat it. Nintendo has no scruples and gave two bottles of wine to the captain and first mate as thank you gifts.

"Haha, I think I'm particularly sorry for the captain and first mate."

The corners of their lips twitched when they thought of anything.

Not long ago, Jack was vomited all over by that kid, and the smell lingered around him for three days, and it lasted for a long time.

Barbossa was thrown face-to-face by someone's mosaic, making all the members laugh when they saw him.

Temu is even more ominous than a woman.

Although they wished to let this kid die hundreds of times, after all, he was once a capable subordinate, and both of them accepted the rum.

Nintendo didn't leave in a hurry, ordered a plate of food, sat casually beside the two first officers, and observed this novel place for him.During this period, Jack was slapped no less than ten times by different women, which turned his handsome face in his early thirties into red and purple.Unlike the chief mate's schadenfreude, Nintendo is researching why their captains don't get nosebleeds after being hit on the bridge of the nose so many times.

And this scene was familiar, reminding him of a movie he watched many, many years ago.

"Captain, first mate, I found a problem."

"what?"

"I think the captain is like Jack Sparrow, and the mate is like Hector Barbossa."

Hearing this, the corners of their eyes twitched suddenly, and they both wanted to slap this guy to death.This guy's brain is definitely pasted into a mosaic.

Jack's handsome face tilted, and he pressed Temu's head into the food with one hand, and then he turned his 'small waist' and walked towards the woman who winked at him, preparing to have a romantic night.

Nintendo wiped away the filth on his face, and showed a row of Kilakila's white teeth in a sarcastic smile to Barbossa, because the captain explained to him before leaving that they were themselves.Nintendo, who only wanted to get to know the free pirates who lived wantonly and indulged in the ocean, didn't have any intention of delving into why he himself appeared in this place that was completely out of touch with modern times.

Barbossa narrowed his eyes slightly, and his eyes shifted. It is better to give up such a silly hat Temu.Thinking of this, Barbosa didn't intend to talk to the most powerful men he ever had, and stood up and walked towards the beach.What Barbossa wanted was not just the position of first officer, he wanted the Black Pearl.

Nintendo looked at the master who was walking in two directions, and scratched his face, as if none of them succeeded...Ah!

Originally, Nintendo didn't have any memory, but now that both of them left with wine, he left the matter to Java.

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Black Pearl didn't stay in Turtle Island for too long, and set off on the voyage again.

Originally, according to Nintendo's absolute kindness to himself, he would never board the ship even if he was killed. Unfortunately, he was driven onto the ship, and he was boarded by the thing under him who was ambiguously watching him in the next bed.

"Did you use that thing?"

"used!"

"You are finally not a stupefied young man."

"Haha, I'm definitely not in a daze."

This conversation between the chicken and the duck made Kewei silent for a while, and after all, it also made this guy who yelled about being young and without women all day long become a man, and Kewei was relieved for a while.Little did they know, the so-called "used" by Nintendo was used on other people, and those two people drank the wrong wine at the wrong time a few months later, resulting in...

Barbossa has lived for so many years, and has never wanted to kill two people so much.

The first was Jack Sparrow.Barbossa wanted to get Jack drunk last night, let his loyal men take the Black Pearl, kill the crew members who were loyal to Jack, and then throw Jack to a small off-course island not far away.Unexpectedly, after the last two drank a bottle of rum and became confused, the whole world changed drastically in an instant.

Hotness, longing, the fire from the sky, you go up and down, but in the end, you can't resist the beast and needs in your heart... Barbossa has been a maid for many years, and she fell under a man last night. Jack, who was not necessarily physically strong, was actually stronger than him, and actually suppressed him, tossing him in every possible way. Barbossa, who had woken up a step earlier, had the heart to kill and abandon corpses.

But in fact, Jack is far from the most hateful. The one who deserves to be flogged [-] times is definitely Temu, that idiotic trash with an idiot face! ! !

Barbossa tidied himself up, with red bloodshot eyes, squeezed the painful assholes that couldn't speak, tied up the almost naked Jack, stared at the guy's still satisfied sleeping face, just wanted to poke him to death with a cane he.

Cautiously sitting on the edge of the bed, Barbosa ordered someone to call Temu over, and a ruthless look slipped across his eyes.

Nintendo obediently went into the captain's room, and was taken aback for a while by Barbossa's provocative question.

Barbossa: "What's your purpose?"

Nintendo: "Go ashore (are you a female branch girl or a lady sitting on the stage)."

Barbossa pressed his throbbing forehead: "What did you put in that bottle of wine?"

Nintendo thought for a long time, and finally remembered that he had forgotten to go to Java, and even remembered Kewei's description: "Haha, that is something that can make people happy."

Ten thousand grass-mud horses galloped in Barbossa's mind, his whole face darkened: "You're courting death!"

Nintendo scratched his face, and said very seriously: "Haha, I want to live well."

"Unfortunately, you have no chance." Barbosa sneered and held down Nintendo, stripped Nintendo of his clothes, and tied him and Jack together.After finishing the work, he turned his head and faced the sober Jack Sparrow. His eyes, as sharp as swords, were deeply and shallowly reflected in the morning sun.

Barbosa explained that he originally wanted to give Jack a chance, but now, Jack must die and be with Temu.Hearing such words, Jack joked about Barbosa with a playful smile, all kinds of yellow jokes that made Barbosa's face as black as the bottom of a pot, and also touched a knife when Barbosa was not paying attention, everything was in his eyes , Nintendo lamented Jack's superb skills.

The two elders, who were half naked, were tied together and pushed to the bow of the boat. As long as Barbossa gave an order, the two of them would be tied up and thrown into the sea, and they were bound to die.

"I've always had a question in my mind since a long time ago. With your resourcefulness and resourcefulness, Captain Jack, are you really not aware of the tricks at all?"

"I do not understand you."

Before Nintendo could ask again, the two of them were pushed into the sea by the crew. It wasn't until they fell into the water that Nintendo remembered that he couldn't swim at all, struggled twice, and died of suffocation...

Captain Jack, with your intelligence, did you really not discover Barbossa's ambition until the day you were overthrown?This is really intriguing...