love is deeper than the sea

Pan: "Mom won't let anyone play with me anymore! You bastard! How dare you fuck me from behind! I killed him!"

Li An picked up a can of Coke and handed it to me: "This is strategic obscenity."

I looked up to the sky to drink Coke, drank half of the can, and wiped my mouth: "This group of hooligans! They are so wretched! How dare you poke my ass! They even poked me to death!"

"It's fine if you poke it back quietly."

"How to poke! I can't get around behind him!"

LeAnn put down his coffee cup and came over, with two hands reaching out from behind me to operate the keyboard, his chin resting on top of my head.

I heard him say on it: "Look at the operation of my left hand. CS has agility, not a rampage. This is called a dog jumping. It looks ugly, but if you don't have good marksmanship, you won't be able to hit me."

I looked at the big feet on the screen, it didn't look like jumping or running like that, with a hunched waist, it was really wretched.

"Is this also called strategic obscenity?..." I asked.

"No, that's what strategic obscenity is."

Li An's voice was very calm, but the characters on the screen moved quickly and decisively, and the action lines were extremely secretive and tricky. I saw Bigfoot jumping over the box from the water pipe, landing behind the sniper hiding behind the box, and drew his knife. Stab, kill with a headshot!

The opponent's sniper didn't react at all!

That stabbing was so accurate, if it was real, it would definitely cut off half of the head with one knife!

"It's too sharp..." Shocked, I leaned back and accidentally leaned against Li An.

I froze immediately.

Fortunately, Li An didn't care, and continued to say above my head: "If you want to kill someone, you must first learn how to prevent being killed and learn to dodge. Skills are superficial things, and consciousness is the most important thing. You can see the dog jumping How did your body work?"

"No, you're too fast."

"Take your hand and put it on the keyboard." Li An ordered.

I listened to him and put my hands on the keyboard, but he put his hands on mine...

I felt awkward and wanted to withdraw my hand.After all, Chinese people pay more attention to the sense of distance, and Li An and I have only known each other for a few days.But after thinking about it, what if I pull my hand rashly, and the mixed-race foreigner thinks that I don't give him face?He is the master I finally asked for, please don't stop teaching me...

I froze my hands and let him direct in my hands.

"Press these two keys together, try to keep switching with this key as fast as possible, as fast as possible. The faster you are, the less people can hit you."

His hand is really big, longer than my palm, and his fingers are so strong, my hand was almost broken by him.

"Do you remember?" He asked me with his head down, snorting on my forehead.

I nodded stiffly, "Understood, I understand."

"Okay, let's do it yourself..."

"Surprise! Li'an, Li, I'm here to play with you! Hey, what are you doing?"

Unexpectedly, Stephen suddenly opened the door and came in, only to see Li An's back lying on top of me.

Li An had already let go of my hand, straightened up, and said calmly, "I'm teaching Jiatu how to play computer. Why are you here?"

My back was still stiff, and I turned my head slowly: "Hi, Stephen..."

Stephen stood at the door, as if he didn't know whether to go in or out. He scratched his head: "I, did I bother you? I didn't know you... Oh, I knew I should call you first... You know, I Just to surprise Lee, I brought a Spanish matador badge..."

I asked, "How did you come here so late? Do you live nearby?"

Stephen smiled: "I live downstairs from you. Didn't Li An tell you?"

I shook my head.

Seeing that Stephen was still standing at the door, I went up and opened the door: "Come in, Li An was teaching me how to play CS just now. Have you ever played CS?"

Stephen laughed: "Of course I have played! Boys who have never played CS are blah blah blah..." I didn't understand the words, but I understood the meaning.

I was just taught two moves by Li An, and I was a little bit itchy: "How are you playing? Let's play a game?"

"Okay!" Stephen rushed into Lean and I's apartment immediately.

Who said that music is a bridge connecting all mankind?What if you encounter a sound idiot?

To me, CS is the fiber optic cable that connects the entire universe.

I turned on my own computer, Stephen turned on Li'an's, and the two played games, built houses, and started killing.

Knives, snipers, pistols, all kinds of weapons have been contested.

I... I was tortured.

Stephen was on the opposite side, shouting excitedly: "Come on baby, feed you cannon, haha!"

I tried my best to recall Li An's operation method just now: "I'm a dog jump! I'm a dog jump! Jump, jump, you stupid idiot with big feet!!!"

Stephen: "Pistols are my forte. My brother is the best at handjobs! I'll shoot, I'll shoot!!"

Me: "My strength is throwing grenades! Why is there no grenade combat, it's not fair!!!"

Stephen: "Eat me, hehe..."

Me: "Fuck, it's strategic and wretched again! Don't run away, let me chop you up!!!"

Stephen manipulated the character to turn around sharply, soared into the air, and cut off half of my head——

I lifted the table and smashed the keyboard: "Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!"

I turned to Li An for help: "Master!!! Help!!!"

Stephen couldn't understand what I was saying to Li An, but when he saw Li An approaching, he immediately stepped back instinctively: "Li An, what are you doing here? Are you going to teach this Chinese boy? What, you want to replace him Hit? - oh no!!!!"

5. Baseball hero

Li An stuck out his hand from behind me again, manipulating the keyboard.

His dark eyes looked at the screen very calmly, without any emotional ups and downs, as if he was doing homework.But the fingers of the left hand moved so fast that it was almost impossible to see the operation.

At the beginning, I sat upright in front of him and didn't dare to move a little bit. Later, when I saw "Bigfoot is not smelly" beheading Stephen to the river of blood without any resistance, I forgot about the distance .

I howled passionately: "Master, come on, destroy eighteen generations of his ancestors!!!"

Stephen roared: "Chinese boy, you are cheating! CS does not allow foreign aid!!!"

Me: "Master is my own person, how can I call for foreign aid?! The skills are not as good as others, so it is better to die, haha!"

Seeing Stephen half-dead with anger, my laughing muscles ached.

I was about to raise my head and say a few words to Li An, but suddenly Li An also lowered his head to look at me, seeing his face, I was immediately dumbfounded.

Even the shape of the nostrils is handsome.

"Is it okay?" he asked me.

me?"

Li An: "Now you kill yourself, practice dog jumping more. The more you die, the faster you grow."

Me: "If these words come true, I would be invincible long ago..."

I continued to be tortured for the next hour, and Stephen didn't leave until midnight.

Before we left, the two of us were shoulder to shoulder like brothers.

Me: "Continue tomorrow, I will kill you sooner or later!"

Stephen: "Unless Li An helps you, you can only live under the hands of your brother, haha."

I patted him on the shoulder and bid him farewell: "Goodbye, dude, thank you for the badge. I'll pack my bags later and see what I can give you."

Stephen also laughed and patted me on the shoulder, and waved down the stairs.

Back in the room, Li An had finished washing and was going back to his room in his pajamas.

I was in a great mood: "Stephen is really interesting, I didn't expect the Spaniards to be so easy to get along with."

Li An nodded: "He's a good guy, but you have to be careful."

Me: "What? Watch out for his strategic obscenity?"

Li An: "He is gay and very popular in gay circles. I think he is interested in you, so I remind you. If you don't want to, just tell him, he won't force you."

I was dumbfounded: "He is GAY?...forced...what are you talking about?"

Li An frowned slightly: "You don't understand what GAY means?"

Me: "I understand! But you said he is GAY? Why didn't I see it!"

Li An: "He is very famous in our school, and he has many boyfriends, of all races, except for East Asian yellow people. You are very suitable for him."

i am shocked...

Li An: "Sleep, good night."

After all, he opened the door and went back to sleep, leaving me alone in the living room, unable to recover for a long time.

After being told by Li An, I naturally lost touch with Stephen.But foreigners are not good at observing words and expressions, so this Spanish guy still hooked my shoulders: "Hey, Li, the weather is so nice outside, don't you want to go out and have fun?"

I replied stiffly: "Go, where are you going to play?"

"Anywhere is fine, the important thing is to feel the sunshine and the smell of autumn outside, isn't it?"

"Yes, yes."

"I heard from Li An that you want to join the baseball team too?"

"Well, because Li An is a member of the baseball team, he can just teach me."

"Hey, what a coincidence! Did you know that I'm also on the baseball team, and I can teach you too!" As he spoke, Stephen happily hooked my shoulder and walked to the playground.While being dragged away, I was thinking hard about the reason to get out, but I couldn't think of a reason.In the end, I had to be taken all the way to the baseball field.

As soon as I walked into the baseball stadium, I saw the nearest row of stands, and there were a lot of people watching.

Me: "There are so many people, are they here to watch the game?"

Stephen: "No, there is no game today."

Me: "Americans really like baseball."

Stephen laughed loudly: "No, they didn't come to see baseball, they came to see handsome guys."

I looked up: "Who?"

Stephen: "It's your roommate! Haha!"

"Huh?" I was shocked, "Li An is quite handsome, but it's too exaggerated to come to see him specially."