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Meng Huai was a materialist and never believed in strange things. Yue Yun's behavior of crawling into the house through the radiator of the air conditioner was still something that humans could do.

But the question is why did this kid appear in his room? COS Spiderman?Underpants are not worn outside.Climbing buildings?What's the matter with this nondescript outfit?It doesn't look like sportswear, but rather like someone who escaped from the film and television city.

The name Yue Yun sounded familiar to him, but he couldn't remember it.

Meng Huai gradually calmed down. This person might be a lover of special behaviors. He likes to challenge the limit at night. He was bewitched by the 2B youth on Douban.

Hobbies are personal freedom, but breaking into private houses at night is really unqualified.If it wasn't for being so sleepy, Meng Huai really wanted to teach this boy who scared him half to death, "Now, I want to sleep, please, go out and walk through the front door."

Yue Yun listened with difficulty, and probably understood.It turned out that he was not imprisoned, this is not a prison cell, but the residence of that young man, he was hit in the waist by a huge ax, but now he is fine, could it be that this person rescued him?He looks careless and indifferent, why does he not reciprocate his kindness?

Yue Yun solemnly knelt down, kowtowed and said: "Yue Yun thank you for saving my life. If you have any request, Yue Yun is willing to go through fire and water."

"The grace of saving lives? Go through fire and water?" This kneeling made Meng Huai's body goose bumps.

Meng Huai shook off the chicken skin all over his body, thinking with black lines all over his face, what else did he do besides calling the police just now, coming and going?Does this person have any criminal record to hide from the police?So you thought you saved him?And speaking so nondescriptly, besides 110, he suddenly had the urge to call the mental hospital.

Yue Yun thought that his savior thought he was not sincere enough.Stretching out his right palm: "I swear as the eldest son of Yue, and I swear by the glory of the Yue family's army. If there is even half a lie, I am willing to be struck by lightning." .But Yue Yun didn't want to hide it from the person he rescued, and held a glimmer of hope that if the other person understood his identity, he could tell him the way back.

Yue Family Army?eldest son?Playing COS is addictive!Meng Huai suddenly remembered who he was. When he was a child, he heard that the white-robed young general Yue Yun in "Shuo Yue Quan Zhuan" was Yue Fei's adopted son. He sneered, "Don't say your father is Yue Fei."

Yue Yun glanced at him, "It is strictly forbidden to go up to Yue and go down to Fei, and the name is Pengju."

Meng Huai frowned, the eccentric cosplayer talked about Yue Fei in an admiring tone, his eyes were still sparkling, Meng Huai thought, this person must be a middle school sophomore with diehard fans.

"You're Yue Fei's son, and I'm Meng Changjun's elder brother!" The game of identifying relatives is fun, come on, Meng Huai rolled his eyes.

"Brother Tian really knows how to joke."

Meng Huai gave him a white look. "My surname is Meng."

"Mr. Mengchang's surname is Tian."

Meng Huai was embarrassed, it wasn't his fault that Xiaobai, a science student, was sincere.

Not in the mood to mess around with that person, Meng Huai stared: "Why did you crawl into my room. It's so scary at night."

Yue Yun was puzzled, "I was just about to ask brother, why am I here?"

"You don't know!?" Meng Huai thought, don't be really mentally ill.These days, everyone has it.

Yue Yun's expression slowly dimmed, and Ye Mei frowned, "So... I'm causing trouble for brother."

Judging from that person's reaction, this person should have nothing to do with the person who saved him.How did he appear here?The identity is unknown, the environment is strange, everything should be careful, I am a person who has passed through the gate of hell, this time I will never let others control my life and death again.

"It's good to know." Meng Huai yawned impatiently: "I'm going to sleep, you go."

"Wait." Yue Yun cupped his hands: "May I ask why this place is?"

"My home."

"Excuse me, is there a Futai nearby?"

Meng Huai glanced at him strangely, and yawned, "Funny, this is the East Fourth Ring Road, Chaoyang District, and there is a subway station 300 meters east downstairs. It's not here for going to Taiwan or the United States!" In the imperial capital of Beijing , The subway station is the coordinates, what the hell are you doing to ask for directions by climbing tall buildings at night.

Yue Yun's eyes were full of gold stars, he didn't understand at all.Cautiously: "Dare to ask brother..."

"I said, can you not say anything when you speak, brother, don't dare to ask, the most annoying language is C, speak normally!" He has played COS, a popular language on the Internet, but experienced something that broke him down.From then on, Meng Huai respected and thanked Bumin.

Yue Yun almost collapsed, and finally asked, "Which country is this?"

Meng Huai burst out laughing, and patted Yue Yun on the shoulder: "Welcome to Earth, alien brother, let me introduce to you, this is a mighty and harmonious celestial dynasty, it's called Zhong·Hua·People·Min·Republic·He· Guo—you deliberately entertained me, didn't you!" Meng Huai smiled ferociously, and suddenly the phone rang, it wasn't an incoming call, it was a voicemail, and I forgot to turn off the settings, and when a female voice came out, Meng Huai's face turned pale.

"Meng Huai, JON and I will get engaged next month. Since we have broken up peacefully, we should still be friends. I hope to get your blessing. I also wish you to find true love as soon as possible."

bless?Meng Huai's hand gradually turned green, Yin Li is a woman!Who will queue up for you to buy breakfast every day, who will run across the three streets to pick you up in the heavy rain, who will be your punching bag and trash basket, accompany you to drink when you are frustrated, and help you occupy a seat to sign in.The reason for studying hard and getting the full prize is to save money to marry her and buy a house, and to work hard to earn living expenses is not to make her suffer.Engaged two days after breaking up!You and that JON are the Flash!Fuck your blessings!

Yue Yun stared at his phone almost in shock, how could a woman hide in such a small place, did he come to Immortal Island?In this way, it makes sense for his injury to heal, it must be like this, the strangely dressed young man in front of him must be a fairy, just looking at...why is it so scary?

Meng Huai, out of breath, yelled at the psychotic boy: "Get out!" He crawled into other people's house at night to watch broken-hearted, woolen yarn!

With a bang, Yue Yun was pushed out of the door.Yue Yun stood hesitantly at the door for a while, since he was angry, don't annoy the gods.The voice-activated light above his head vibrated, and Yue Yun opened his mouth into an O shape silently as he looked at the corridor.

The next day, Meng Huai had no money on his bus card, and the subway drove away under his nose. He was caught by the manager for being late, and his teeth were stuck in cold water.

Moldy to death, just in response to the saying: Misfortunes never come singly.

I won't work overtime if I'm killed. What's the use of saving money for the down payment.Meng Huai is still brooding over why Yin Li dumped him and got engaged to that diamond king, JON.

Meng Huai, who got off work on time, made the eyes of the colleagues in the company swollen.

CICI, the beauty in the sales department, leaned against the door in a coquettish way: "Hi, Meng, it's rare to be free, let's have a drink together?"

Meng Huai spread his hands in the eyes of a group of men: "I remember telling the big beauty that I—"

"Already matched, right?" CICI smiled further and showed his teeth: "You can tell what level I am at a glance...Congratulations, brother, you have regained your freedom. Let me wait for a high-quality young woman to comfort your empty and lonely heart." .”

Meng Huai squeezed out of her slender arms without looking back, "But your boyfriend's car is downstairs."

"Divided." CICI snapped its fingers: "Let's play the crown to celebrate."

Isn't that how the word is used?Beauty, how did you pass the college entrance examination!When Meng Huai entered the company, he was the prey of all the girls. He was handsome, with glasses on his beam, and he was handsome and thin.The female colleagues in the department privately commented that he looked like the kind of good-looking person who "wanted to post", but his polite attitude always gave people a feeling of coldness and alienation, not very social, and he looked like a young literary and artistic petty bourgeoisie , In fact, he is an otaku playing games and writing novels.

Another card was sent to the beauty, Meng Huai walked out of the elevator, the cold wind of early winter poured into his neck, thinking that the psychopath didn't feel cold wearing the cloth last night, he couldn't let this kind of lunatic come in again, distressed Meng Huai Huai turned around and went to the hardware store to look for iron railings.

A shuttler in the pipe market who carried all kinds of steel, Meng Huai was walking, and suddenly met a familiar face. The man was wearing an old jacket, showing his wrists and ankles. He was tall and his clothes were a little tight.He carried a bundle of aluminum pipes and walked towards Meng Huai.

With thick eyebrows and big eyes, eyes like washed black beads, the crazy lunatic last night was a migrant worker from the pipe market?Meng Huai watched curiously as he went to the wall and put the aluminum tube on the cart, with his back to the person, slowly leaned down and sat on the ground, took out a piece of pancake from his arms and gnawed on it.

Meng Huai was curious as to who it was. Last night, a bunch of sour and crazy words from the young master and his brother started working as a coolie. It is estimated that the disease is not serious and needs to be cured.

Meng Huai went to ask the price of the iron railings. From now on, it looked like he was in prison when he looked out of the window, and the boss was very hospitable: "One-stop service for custom delivery and installation, patted, strong. Today's special price." Meng Huai was speechless, peach pattern road The iron railings are too awkward for big men to use.

"Brother isn't married, right? The peach blossom guardrail is beautiful and auspicious. Good luck." The boss's voice was like a bell.

Merchants are doing psychological marketing these days. Meng Huai told himself that he bought it for a discount and paid in cash. When the clerk said he would get the goods, he turned to a pile of cardboard boxes in the corner to move them. The pile of cardboard boxes was stacked as high as several people. Like laying bricks, the clerk pulled the corner of the box at the bottom, pulled it hard, didn't move, and pulled it as hard as he could—clang!

The crates are filled with iron railings and aluminum pipes, which looked orderly when they were placed, but who knew that they were so carelessly pulled, like an upside-down hozen, smashed down in piles from a height of several people.The clerk didn't expect it when he was shaking. His legs were so soft that he couldn't move. Anyway, there were a few big bags on his head. Before the pile of debris was finished, the pipe market let out a hiss of air conditioning. Everyone I'm smoking.

Behind the crate, there is a black steel plate a few meters high, which is almost as wide as the wall. God knows how the steel plate against the wall will come to catch up with the excitement. A drop can crush the clerk under the cardboard box, and the stall owner closest to him imitated Fan Paopao's spirit, rolled up the stall and jumped out of his life.The poor clerk was stunned by the cardboard box. He covered his head and couldn't see anything, and he couldn't hear the people around him yelling in horror: "Run!" "Dangerous!"

Meng Huai was within the attack range of the iron plate, with his back to the wall, and it was already a step too late to react, the iron plate pressed down on his head like the shadow of a ferocious monster, and it was about to smash his head into pieces.