Tofu Dongshi

Dou Jiafu has been closely watching Zhen Zhigong's reaction, and he is also prepared. If this person wants to say something mean and disgusting, he promises to take the plate away without saying a word, so that this person who doesn't know the price of firewood, rice, oil and salt will be taken away. The young master drinks the northwest wind.

But after waiting for a while, Zhen Zhigong didn't say anything, just buried his head in eating, which made him feel a little strange.He is almost used to Zhen Zhigong's pickiness and sarcasm, now that this person doesn't say anything, he is not used to it.

Cough, it's not that he has the mentality of masochism, it's just that he was a little surprised.That's good, it shows that this guy still knows what is good and bad, he is not hopeless, he is not unlucky enough to save a person but be mad at him to death.

The two of them were thinking about their own things, and the atmosphere became quiet for the first time, only the loud sound of Dou Jiafu chewing and drinking soup could be heard in the room.Although Zhen Zhigong felt a little harsh, he didn't open his mouth to be sarcastic.

After all, they were all very hungry, and after a while, one plate and two bowls were wiped clean.

Dou Jiafu cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks, and said: "You rest, I'm going out to work." He was about to go out.

Zhen Zhigong couldn't help calling him back, "Wait a minute, what are you busy with from morning to night every day?"

Dou Jiafu raised his eyebrows, with an expression of knowingly asking, "Make tofu!"

So it turns out, this kid is actually a tofu maker, no wonder he couldn't do without tofu!He just got a little impatient after eating for two days. This kid doesn't know how many years he has been eating. How did he get through this day? It's really not easy.

Zhen Zhigong wanted to laugh, and said again: "Hey, Sancunding, I heard that making tofu is hard work, it is a laborious job, I can't see that you are not as tall as a broom, but you still have strength."

Dou Jiafu became angry immediately, raised his eyebrows, his small eyes widened, he waved his fist and said loudly: "You are only three inches! You are not as tall as a broom! My name is Dou Jiafu, if you call me again, I will beat you! No!" , you are not three inches, you are a big fool!"

Zhen Zhigong laughed violently before he heard what Dou Jiafu was swearing at the back, "Dou Jiafu? No wonder you want to sell tofu, it's destiny, your parents' names are really good, hahahaha! It's Xi Shi, you are Dong Shi, and you're a man, hahahaha..."

Zhen Zhigong avenged Dou Jiafu's previous smile, leaned on the bed and patted the bed board, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.God knows, he, Young Master Zhen, has never smiled so unimpressively in his life.

"You are Tofu Dongshi! What's wrong with being called Dou Jiafu? It's no better than being called by a pseudonym that isn't your real name! What's wrong with selling tofu? I despise you and don't eat it! My parents are talented, much better than yours! Tell you to laugh, tell you to laugh, I can't beat you to death!" The Dou family's eyes were red with anger, and after a roar, he swung his claws and came up to beat people.

It's all right for him to scold other things, but his real name and fake name are wrong and he tells Zhen Zhigong's lie, Zhen Zhigong is a little bit dumbfounded.His legs and feet are inconvenient, and his hands are weak, and he shouted while dodging in embarrassment: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, how can you beat someone... Hey, hey, Dou Jiafu, don't hit, don't hit! You are really mean, don't you just call you a tofu boy?" Shi, should you be allowed to laugh at Master Ben, but Master Ben should not be allowed to laugh at you!"

Dou Jiafu scratched his paws thoughtlessly, then stopped, and said bitterly: "I just don't allow it! Then tell me Mr. Tofu Dongshi to beat you up!" Like a little leopard with fried hair and bared teeth, it turned around and walked out angrily.

Zhen Zhigong didn't expect him to have such a violent reaction, so he froze on the spot, unable to recover for a while.

Cut, what's wrong with calling Tofu Dongshi, he told the truth.Yesterday he just groaned his stomach twice, and was ridiculed by that kid shockingly. Today he was just reciprocating courtesy, why should he be so arrogant?Really, the wild boys in the country are small-bellied, and they will get revenge.He dared to threaten to beat him up, without looking at the weight of his small body.

Forget it, he'd better recover from his injury and leave here, so as not to be disgusted by others.

Zhen Zhigong rubbed his nose, feeling embarrassed and bored.

Then the two started a cold war, Dou Jiafu always kept a straight face when he saw Zhen Zhigong, so Zhen Zhigong naturally had nothing to say.

Dou Jiafu is still busy all day long, leaving early and returning late, but he no longer eats with Zhen Zhigong, and always puts his food on the chair beside the bed before turning around and leaving.These foods are still simple and crude, and a bean product is indispensable for every meal.Zhen Zhigong had no choice or complaint, so he could only take what was ordered and eat all of them, and at the same time he was diligent in adjusting his breath and trying to heal his wounds.

Even if Zhen Zhigong's physical condition is better than ordinary people's, the injury cannot be healed within three to five days. In addition, the food is poor and the medicine for wounds is scarce, so the progress of recovery will be slower.

Early in the morning of this day, Dou Jiafu was grinding tofu in the yard, and Zhen Zhigong was woken up by the clanging noise again.After these days, he was almost familiar with this sound, and he no longer had the temper of being woken up in the first place.He now finds that it is not too difficult to form a habit. Even if the formation of this habit is not voluntary, it has to be accepted under the strong promotion of the environment.

He yawned and got out of bed, planning to get up and settle his internal urgency before continuing to sleep.

He supported the end of the bed and dragged his right leg to touch the wall. He didn't notice a wooden basin in the shadow of the corner, and stepped on it with his left foot. He staggered and lost his center of gravity.

Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough, and he grabbed the window lattice with his left hand so that he didn't fall down. However, when the tub turned over, it hit the back of his left foot. Although it didn't break the bone, it still made him groan in pain.It's really a leak in the house and it's raining all night, can he be any more unlucky?

Dou Jiafu heard the sound, "What's going on?"

Zhen Zhigong leaned against the wall in annoyance, he didn't say a word, the feeling of powerlessness was terrible.

"Hey, why are you up?" Dou Jiafu asked again, and immediately said with comprehension: "Are you going to pee?"

Zhen Zhigong snorted, and Dou Jiafu came forward to help him without saying a word.

Zhen Zhigong was on fire in his heart, he raised his hand to open Dou Jiafu's hand, but he couldn't move for a while.

Dou Jiafu also became angry, "You are so ghostly, what can you do? If it's somewhere else, I don't care if you want to shit or fart. Now it's at my house, so hurry up if it's convenient, don't stink up my house !” After saying that, he forcibly grabbed the man’s arm again.

Zhen Zhigong's lips trembled because of the unbearable vulgar words, but he couldn't utter another word, so he could only be helped out by Dou Jiafu to the toilet at the corner of the courtyard.

Zhen Zhigong was about to untie his trousers, when he found that Dou Jiafu was still standing and watching, he stopped his hands and gave him a pointed look.

Dou Jiafu was ignorant, and urged impatiently: "Hurry up, taking a pee is taking so long, it's almost dawn."

Zhen Zhigong closed his eyes, tried hard to suppress the anger in his heart, and quickly opened his pants.

Amidst the sound of water splashing, Dou Jiafu murmured to himself, "Why is it so big..."

Although he didn't point it out, Zhen Zhigong understood it all at once as he was also a man. His bad mood instantly eased a lot, and the corners of his lips couldn't stop turning up, and he said proudly: "Of course, my young master A man's man."

While speaking, his gaze subconsciously glanced under Dou Jiafu.

Dou Jiafu felt that the gaze was malicious, as if he could see through, his face suddenly became hot and embarrassed, he couldn't help but turned sideways, and pretended to "tch" disapprovingly, "What's the big deal, go to the latrine to pee now Everyone needs help."

In a word, Zhen Zhigong suffered another internal injury.

He realized with extreme depression that before he healed his wounds and left here, he would most likely be pissed to death by this vicious-tongued little bastard.