Tofu Dongshi

Due to tossing too late the night before, Dou Jiafu slept until full light, and when he woke up, he felt numb all over, more tired than pushing for a long time.

In a daze, he wanted to stretch his waist and move his legs and feet, but found that he couldn't move. He opened his eyes and looked up and down, only to realize that there was someone behind him tightly wrapping his arms around his waist, and a slender leg was still intact. Unceremoniously pressed on his legs.

Dou Jiafu couldn't help complaining: "Pig, what are you doing with such a big man? He's dead."

The man was still in a deep sleep, and the scorching breath spewed from his neck, still carrying the mellow smell of alcohol.

Dou Jiafu felt hot and itchy in his neck, so he couldn't help but tilt his head, trying to stretch out a hand to push the head hanging in his shoulder socket to the side.

Zhen Zhigong tilted his head, his eyebrows frowned, impatient and dissatisfied on his face, unconsciously exerting force on his hands, Dou Jiafu turned around like a salted fish, and turned into a posture facing him, but still did not Once he was able to break free, his waist and legs were tightly suppressed again, and he couldn't move at all.

Dou Jiafu cursed in his heart, but gave up struggling helplessly.

The distance between their faces was less than half a foot, and he couldn't see anywhere else, so he could only study the sleeping face boredly.

It seemed that this was the first time he had looked at this face so closely, and his intuition was much more vivid than the previous impression.

He has black and thick eyebrows, the end of which is as sharp as a sword's edge, and he is always in high spirits, unlike his own, which is pale in color and flat in shape, without any momentum.

His eyelashes are also thick and black, like wings. Although he looks gentle and harmless when he closes his eyes, once he opens them, he will be breathtaking, dark and deep like an endless abyss. The invisible vortex pulled it down, and it was impossible to escape.

The bridge of his nose is high and straight, which makes his outline look more profound and eye-catching, as if it was cut out with a knife and an axe.

His lips are sharp and thin, and most of the time they are stretched into a line, showing the owner's arbitrariness and ego.Sometimes the corners of the lips are slightly raised, often with sarcasm and ridicule.However, occasionally there is some kind of interest of unknown meaning, scratching people's hearts like a small hook, making people feel inexplicably numb.

After watching for a long time, the man still didn't wake up. Dou Jiafu became playful, tentatively stretched out his fingers and poked his face lightly, then quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be familiar.

After a while, the other party didn't respond, he couldn't help but smirked twice, and began to play with this handsome face wantonly, or flicked his forehead, or pinched his face, or pinched his nose, or pulled the corners of his mouth, Avenge all the revenge of being oppressed by this person in the past.

When he was enjoying himself, his thick black eyelashes trembled, and his eyes opened immediately, but still with the blurred and lazy after drunk, no longer the usual cold and deep.

Dou Jiafu was startled for a moment, and was stunned, his hands still resting on those thin lips, unable to move forward or back.

Zhen Zhigong looked at Dou Jiafu casually for a moment, then turned over suddenly and pressed him under him, then lowered his head.

When the warm and soft touch came from his lips, Dou Jiafu's mind went blank, his eyes widened wider than ever, his breathing stopped abruptly at that moment, and his soul suddenly left his body.

I don't know how long it took, when something moist, hot and flexible pried open his teeth violently, and slid into his mouth like a snake, he finally woke up like a dream, and began to struggle violently.

As soon as he moved, the man whose breathing had become heavy pressed him even tighter. One big hand firmly pinned his wrists to the top of his head, and the other hand slid from his neckline to his chest. Fumbled wildly, sucked and entangled in his mouth even more forcefully, as if trying to tear his skin apart and devour him into his stomach.

Dou Jiafu's tongue was numb and painful, and his stomach was pressed hard against a hot and hard object, as if it was going to be stabbed into his stomach like a dagger.

As a man, he naturally knew what it was. He was startled, panicked, ashamed and angry at the moment, his hands and feet were helpless, and he closed his teeth suddenly, biting the slippery thing in his mouth, with a fishy-sweet rusty smell. Then spread in the mouth.

"Well……"

With a muffled snort, the intruder in the form of a wolf finally raised his head and stepped back to lie on his side, staring at Dou Jiafu in disbelief, a trace of blood winding down the corner of his lips.

Dou Jiafu gasped for breath twice, his cheeks were on fire, he gritted his teeth and said, "Are you awake? Have you seen who I am?"

Zhen Zhigong's pupils shrank sharply, and his eyes instantly became clear, but there was a flash of some unpredictable light.

He raised his hand to wipe off the blood stains on his lips, and with innocent confusion, said vaguely: "See clearly, isn't it Little Tofu? What's going on, why did you bite me?"

Dou Jiafu almost vomited blood, and roared angrily: "Are you asking me? I still want to ask you what's going on! What kind of woman did you treat me like... just now?!"

Zhen Zhigong supported his forehead, felt a headache and said: "I don't remember, I seem to be drunk."

Dou Jiafu almost threw himself into the ceiling, and complained bitterly about someone's atrocities: "It's not just drunk, it's a muddy mess! I was carried back in the middle of the night last night, and I was woken up. I slept all night, so that my legs and feet are still sore, just now, and...you don't remember it?!"

This bastard is a beast when he is sober, but worse than a beast when he is drunk!

Zhen Zhigong rubbed his nose, seemingly casually said: "Remember a little bit, it seems pretty good to be like you just now, what do you think?"

Dou Jiafu's face suddenly burned up, and even the roots of his ears were red as if they were about to bleed, "Not bad! You are a man, and I am a man, how can you feel it?! It should be disgusting!"

nausea……

Zhen Zhigong's eyes dimmed for a moment, and then returned to normal, the corners of his lips slightly raised, revealing Dou Jiafu's familiar joking smile, "What's so disgusting, I didn't despise you at all, you dare to despise me, and still make such a big deal temper."

Dou Jiafu wiped his mouth fiercely, and said angrily, "I don't dislike who you dislike? The first time I was kissed by someone, it turned out to be a man. Wouldn't it be you who didn't lose your temper?"

Zhen Zhigong's originally gloomy eyes lit up again in an instant, and he said with a half-smile: "This young prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach, so he doesn't care about such things."

Dou Jiafu snorted, such shameless words, thanks to him being able to say them!This guy has made out with countless women, so he can say such cheap words.It's not like me, I've lived for 20 years, and I haven't even touched a woman's hand.Oh, God is not fair!

He glared at a shameless person and said, "What did you do last night? How did you drink so much?"

Zhen Zhigong said casually: "I didn't do anything, I went to Mingyufang to have a meal."

"Mingyufang?" Dou Jiafu became curious, "Where is that place, the name sounds nice."

Zhen Zhigong said without hesitation: "It is the most upscale brothel in Ningcheng."

"Uh……"

Dou Jiafu was at a loss for words, and immediately frowned, with a look of displeasure.

Zhen Zhigong's heart twitched, he was expecting and nervous for no reason, he went to a brothel to drink flowers and wine, this kid is not happy?Angry?Does it mean that he... is jealous?

However, the next moment, he heard someone ask, "How much did you eat for that meal?"

"..."

Zhen Zhigong felt exhausted, this is not the point, okay!money!money!money!Can't you not care about this?You are not my wife, how much do you care how much I spent? !

He gritted his teeth with a dark face, and said each word: "I didn't spend a penny. I came back drunk and forgot to pay."

Although he was very drunk last night, the shrewdness of a businessman in his bones is not in vain.He remembered very clearly that he carried a 5000-tael silver note on his body before going out yesterday evening, and now the paper is still in his sleeve. Obviously, he had a Bawang meal last night, and he enjoyed a free meal with takeaway. This is the first time that Young Master Zhen has been so unkind since he was born out of his mother's womb.

Danniang was so angry that she vomited three liters of blood afterwards?

Hearing this answer, Dou Jiafu was visibly relieved, with an air of taking advantage of the big deal on his face, "It's okay, it's okay, otherwise, in such a high-end place, a meal might cost you several taels of silver."

Zhen Zhigong was speechless, silently hurting himself.

With the grade of Mingyufang and the looks of the girls who accompanied the wine last night, although the spring festival was not completed due to drunkenness, the expenses were still expensive, more than ten times the amount of several taels of silver.

He was almost desperate for someone's reaction, and he said weakly: "Little Tofu, could it be that I went to a brothel to drink flowers and wine, and all you care about is how much money I spent on dinner?"

Dou Jiafu was stunned, his heart became suffocated for no reason, and after a while he said shyly: "Otherwise? My mother told me that people like us must never go to that kind of place, and we can't afford to go, but you and We are different, you are so rich, you can go anywhere and do whatever you want, even if you go there not only to eat, but also to do other things, it is normal."

I said "normal" in my mouth, but my heart became more and more uncomfortable, as if being held by an invisible hand.

Seeing his ugly face, Zhen Zhigong also felt uncomfortable.Although in his opinion in the past, going to the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion to vent and vent his feelings was indeed a very normal thing, but now...

What is the difference between today and the past?

After a short pause, Dou Jiafu lowered his head and said in a low voice: "Just now, you treated me like that, you thought I was a girl from Mingyufang, right?"

Zhen Zhigong hated his depressed appearance the most, and liked to see his eyes wide open and angry, full of vitality, so he flicked his forehead heavily with his fingers, and teased with his usual sarcasm: " You think it's beautiful, are you comparable to the girls in Mingyufang? Do you have their faces, their figures, or their skills in serving customers?"

Sure enough, Dou Jiafu was like a ignited firecracker, his face turned red in an instant, he was furious, and roared angrily with his fists clenched: "So what if you don't have it? How dare you compare me with a woman and see if I can't beat you to death!"

"what--"

A scream that resounded through the sky resounded from the bedroom of the eldest and youngest of the Zhen family, everyone changed color in shock, and birds and beasts ran away.