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Mansa flower, Tianyue wheel, Xuanming mirror, in a place of extreme sun in the cloudy year, the moon and the sun, the right time and place, the intersection of yin and yang, supplemented by the guidance of things from the other world, open the door to the other world.

Returning to his small room with one bedroom and one living room again, Zhe Shikeng looked at his still Chu Ran's face in the mirror, raised his hand and scratched his cheek.

After traveling the four worlds together with Xuanyuan Lin, Zhe Shikeng, who was deeply bored, finally turned his malicious eyes on the three keys to open the gate of the other world that Xuanyuan Lin had collected 800 years ago, and then After rummaging through the classics of the Four Realms, I found a slightly reliable implementation plan.

With his god vision that is basically against the sky, Zhe Shikeng knows that although this method seems questionable, in this world of extreme cheating, it undoubtedly has a very high success rate. Zhe Shikeng thinks he can give it a try .

Although Zhe Shikeng always thought it was very secretive to do these things, Xuanyuan Lin, who paid great attention to his senior brother, soon noticed it.Hundreds of years have been enough to erase the confusion in his heart. The concern for his senior brother finally overcomes his worries and anxiety. Xuanyuan, who thinks he understands his senior brother's yearning for the original world, is used to pampering his senior brother without principle Rin acquiesced to Zhe Shikeng's various preparations, but she just decided that it would be all right if the senior brother brought her with her.

So, when Zhe Shikeng finished all the preparations and prepared a lot of lines to persuade Xuanyuan Lin to trust him and go with him, he was immediately agreed by the other party after he proposed it.

——Zhe Shikeng, who hadn't finished his long speech, was relieved, but at the same time felt a little bored...

It is said that there are actually many alien worlds—this is not difficult to understand, after all, there are many novels like those written by Zhe Shikeng in this world—so we must find something that belongs to the alien world we want to go to. Only by using this as a guide can we successfully open the world we want to lead to, and this thing is naturally Zhe Shikeng's soul.

The ceremony was very successful, and Zhe Shikeng took Xuanyuan Lin back to the place with the closest connection with his soul - the room he considered as his home, although he didn't live for a long time.

The "Zhe Shikeng" in this world had already disappeared when he decided to go to another world. In order to determine whether his existence was completely obliterated or regarded as a missing person, Zhe Shikeng tried to call his work unit. I made a phone call to ask if the employee "Zhe Shikeng" was working here, and then got the news that the employee had been absent from work for too long without reason and had been fired - the black line on Zhe Shikeng's forehead, he was indeed absent from work for a long time without reason It's been half a month...

Sure enough, the boss of his private small foreign company is black-hearted. He has been missing for so long and didn't care about his life, so he just fired him!Although this did inadvertently solve a lot of troubles for Zhe Shikeng, Zhe Shikeng still couldn't help cursing the unscrupulous capitalist severely.

Because "Zhe Shikeng" has not been completely lost in this world, so I have to appease the only person in this world who has a bond with him and misses him.Zhe Shikeng called his parents. Fortunately, he was disappointed to find that his parents hadn't noticed that he had disappeared in this world for more than half a month—but it was true that he was so old that he hadn't disappeared for a year or so. It’s normal to contact the family—instead, he was very happy to talk about his younger brother’s college entrance examination going well, and he might be able to pass the exam. Now the whole family is busy helping him fill out the application form, and at the same time, let him come back when he is free. Once there, the whole family will have a meal together and get together.

Zhe Shikeng hesitated for a moment, then agreed.Although he still looks Churan now, the spiritual power in his body has not disappeared after coming to this world. Even though he is restricted a lot, it is basically the same as when he just practiced Taoism, but using a blindfold to confuse the five senses of ordinary people is still no problem.

——Also, it is impossible for him to stay in this world for a long time. It is time to deal with the "behind affairs" that he did not deal with when he came back last time.

Generally, parents’ requirements for their children are also very simple, they can support themselves, and then find someone to marry and start a family. The relationship between Zhe Shikeng and his parents is not so close that he will be anxious if he can’t contact him for a few months. As long as there is an explanation of whereabouts, it is easy to get away with it—Zhe Shikeng rolled his eyes, glanced at Xuanyuan Lin who was standing on the balcony looking at the scene downstairs, and laughed maliciously.

As if feeling something, Xuanyuan Lin turned around and saw Zhe Shikeng's wretched smile that he hadn't had time to withdraw in the future, so he couldn't help but smile.

Zhe Shikeng blushed, and walked over with a smirk, wagging his tail to show off, "How is it? Isn't my world interesting?"

"Well, indeed." Xuanyuan Lin smiled lightly, and answered kindly, although there are indeed many novel things in this world, to Xuanyuan Lin, as long as the senior brother is by his side, it doesn't matter.

Leaning against Xuanyuan Lin, pointing to him about vehicles, high-rise buildings, etc., and then dragging him downstairs on a whim to try a bicycle—unfortunately, this is Zhe Shikeng who is very cash-strapped The only means of transportation in this world.

Since the two of them wore clothes from another world when they came back, it is obviously not suitable to continue to wear them although they are luxurious, otherwise they will definitely be regarded as acting or cosplay when they go out, which will attract people to watch. Fortunately, Zhe Shikeng used to grow up He is not short, and his favorite style is casual, fat and loose, so it is not too unsuitable for Xuanyuan Lin and Zhe Shikeng to wear it now.However, even wearing Zhe Shikeng's once-cheap clothes, the temperament of the two of them still cannot be concealed, not to mention Xuanyuan Lin's disastrous face.

Zhe Shikeng forbade Xuanyuan Lin to use any cheating methods, taught him how to ride a bicycle, and then looked at his embarrassing expression that was rarely in a hurry and fell down laughing, wishing he could fall on the ground and roll twice.The behavior of the two naturally made the residents of this small county stop curiously to watch, thinking that the second generation ancestors in the city came to experience life, and pointed and pointed at them in whispers.Xuanyuanlin and Zhe Shikeng could hear it naturally, but they just looked at each other and smiled, playing their own games regardless.

Xuanyuan Lin's high IQ naturally played a role, and he quickly learned the skill of riding a bicycle. Zhe Shikeng curled his lips, gave up this recreational activity, and dragged Xuanyuan Lin upstairs.

After teaching Xuanyuan Lin how to turn on the TV and change channels, Zhe Shikeng ran into the kitchen to worry. Although he and Xuanyuan Lin had already been fasting, but if they wanted to let Xuanyuan Lin get in touch with the life of this world to the greatest extent, the diet was obviously the same. an important aspect.

It's a pity that I've been away for too long, and most of the things in the refrigerator have expired. Zhe Shikeng played like crazy all morning, and also suffered from laziness. He didn't want to go downstairs to buy groceries. The magic weapon of the otaku - instant noodles.

——Well, when it comes to characteristics, instant noodles are indeed one of the special civilizations in this world ╮(╯▽╰)╭I boiled hot water with an electric kettle, took out a bowl of noodles and soaked two bowls, Zhe Shikeng After finishing lunch neatly, he went back to see what Xuanyuan Lin was doing.

Xuanyuan Lin's ability to accept is obviously very good. After figuring out how to use the TV, he fumbled to turn on the computer by himself, and was browsing the web with interest.

Zhe Shikeng really wanted to kneel down to Xuanyuan Lin, what kind of abilities are these!

Turning around to see Zhe Shikeng's strange face, Xuanyuan Lin froze for a moment, and let go of the hand holding the mouse in embarrassment, "Sorry, brother, I messed with your things..."

"I don't mind this, but... I feel that your ability to accept is really strong, how do you know how to turn it on?" Zhe Shikeng pressed Xuanyuan Lin's shoulder in frustration, looked at the computer screen, and found that it was just The news must have been randomly clicked on from the homepage of the browser he set up.

"I saw that the button that my senior brother pressed when he turned on the thing called TV was the same as a button on this thing, so I tried to press it." Zhe Shikeng pressed himself until his senior brother was not unhappy, Xuanyuan Rin explained with a smile, "Then some words were displayed here, telling me to press the Enter key, and I did so after I found it here." Xuanyuan Rin pointed at the screen, then at the keyboard, and finally Hold the mouse, "I didn't know what to do when I first entered this screen, but I accidentally came across this, and found that the arrow on the screen will move. If you move to the small picture and click the button, the small picture There will be changes...the changes will be different depending on the number of times you press..."

"You're awesome!" After Xuanyuan Lin's demonstration, Zhe Shikeng really admired his exploration ability, "Why, the TV doesn't look good?"

"I changed a few channels, but they were all pictures of introducing items, and those were the same ones back and forth, I found it a bit boring." Xuanyuan Lin blinked, telling the truth.

"...I understand very well." Zhe Shikeng nodded in pain - the Tianchao advertisement has become so strong that even Xuanyuan Lin, who is watching TV for the first time, can hardly bear it...

"Television is really not interesting. This one is good. This one is called a computer. It is my favorite!" When it comes to computers, Zhe Shikeng's eyes lit up, and he strongly recommends this to Xuanyuan Lin. Good brother of time.

"However, I don't understand many articles here." Xuanyuan Lin frowned, looking at the report on the computer screen, "Many words are incomprehensible."

"Hey, there is no way around this. This is the accumulation of knowledge." Zhe Shikeng was so proud that he had completely forgotten that he had lived in this world for more than 20 years, and Xuanyuan Lin had only been here for one day. Finding such a sense of superiority in Xuanyuan Lin can only mean a tragedy...

"Well, I can't tell you clearly for a while. I'll teach you how to search. If you come across words you don't know, just search for them. Baidu will tell you all about them!"—Although sometimes he may fall into the trap of learning English and translating English dictionaries. The dilemma I often encounter when I don't understand a word, I look it up in the dictionary, but the explanation given in the dictionary still doesn't understand the word, and then I continue to look up the word...

It was relatively simple to teach Xuanyuan Lin how to use Du Niang, but Zhe Shikeng soon discovered a serious problem—Xuanyuan Lin did not know how to input Pinyin, let alone Wubi...

Weighed Xuanyuanlin's difficulty in learning pinyin and learning Wubi radicals, and Zhe Shikeng quickly searched out the list of Wubi radicals for Xuanyuanlin to memorize. One dish, fortunately, in that world, all simplified characters are used...

When Xuanyuan Lin was exerting strength on the five-stroke root, Zhe Shikeng brought out the soaked instant noodles, put them in front of Xuanyuan Lin, and said boldly that he made them by himself, and let him have a good taste of his own craftsmanship.Since Xuanyuanlin had seen Zhe Shikeng's lethality in the kitchen, he was quite surprised that he was able to make something to eat, and was even more moved.Although the noodles smelled good, Xuanyuan Lin, who had no hope of his senior brother's craftsmanship, wanted to eat clean and pretend to be very delicious whether he could eat it or not. He picked up the chopsticks and picked up the instant noodles, put them in In the mouth—then, shocked.

"It's really delicious!" He praised sincerely, and Xuanyuan Lin's exaggerated reaction made Zhe Shikeng blush, and he couldn't hold it any longer.If he really did this, then Zhe Shikeng would obviously be very proud, but in fact... ahem...

He scratched his hair and explained that although he did it, it was just boiling a pot of water. Zhe Shikeng secretly made up his mind to go to the supermarket in the afternoon to get some food and come back to really cook a meal for Xuanyuan Lin—although he It is true that the craftsmanship cannot be put on the table, and it cannot be guaranteed to be very delicious, but it is no problem to cook the noodles and cook the dishes.After all, I have lived alone for so long, even if I don’t know how to cook anymore, I can figure it out slowly. Zhe Shikeng’s salary can’t support him ordering takeaway from restaurants all day long, and things like instant noodles can’t stand it. Start eating every day...

——As for the huge lethality in the kitchen in another world, Zhe Shikeng is really wronged. He has always been used to using gas stoves and induction cookers.

Even knowing that his senior brother just boiled a pot of water to make instant noodles, Xuanyuan Lin didn't look disappointed at all, and praised Zhe Shikeng vigorously without principle.Looking at his enlightened look, he obviously thought that it was no wonder that the noodles tasted good in the mouth. It turned out to be the reason... Zhe Shikeng gritted his teeth, wanting to give Xuanyuan Lin a hand in his heart, and completely reverse his lack of work. The belief that five grains do not distinguish between impressions is a bit more firm.

After eating the instant noodles, Xuanyuanlin had no surprises in remembering Wubi Cigen table. Zhe Shikeng played with him for a while, and showed Xuanyuanlin everything on his computer without reservation—including The online game World of Warcraft that indirectly caused him to time travel—but it hid the articles he wrote—whether it was the first Stallion Fighting article or the later Danmei article—deleted the files in the computer, emptied the recycle bin, and took advantage of Xuanyuan When Lin didn't pay attention, he erased all the historical records, completely destroying the corpse and leaving no traces, so that Xuanyuan Lin has no possibility to find it.

One noon and one afternoon were spent by the computer. With the help of the omniscient network, Xuanyuan Lin's understanding of the world has been greatly improved, and Zhe Shikeng was amazed at this speed.

Seeing that the hands of the clock moved to the position of 04:30, Zhe Shikeng finally dawdled for a long time before reluctantly standing up from the computer, picked up his wallet and prepared to go to the market downstairs to buy vegetables, naturally, Xuanyuan Lin It is also to accompany.

Although the vegetable market is not big, it has a complete range of varieties. Zhe Shikeng did not pretentiously ask Xuanyuan Lin what he would like to eat - after all, there are only a few kinds of dishes he can cook, and it is more reliable to choose what he is good at - just Bought the usual dishes and picked up a spare rib.

After the college entrance examination, it has entered summer, and the small county where Zhe Shikeng lives is in the inland of the north, and the temperature is high like a steam oven.Since Zhe Shikeng had the divine power of the creator sage, he has rarely experienced the feeling of being too hot or too cold. His spiritual power can autonomously regulate his body temperature, which is as natural as breathing, and he returns to this world , The spiritual power suddenly weakened a lot. Zhe Shikeng went downstairs to buy vegetables and broke out in a sweat. As soon as he got home and put down the vegetables, he rushed to the toilet and took a fighting bath.On the contrary, Xuanyuan Lin seems to be more resistant to high temperature as a demon, and adapts well to such weather.

Since the temperature was too high and he was in his own home, Xuanyuan Lin was no outsider, so Zhe Shikeng didn't bother to put on his clothes, so he came out in big underpants, then put on an apron and started packing the meat and vegetables he bought.

Although he was kicked out of the kitchen by Zhe Shikeng, Xuanyuan Lin couldn't forget Zhe Shikeng's appearance just now wearing only shorts and an apron. Obviously this kind of "aesthetic" is common to men.

Recalling the white and smooth back with drops of water slipping from time to time, Xuanyuan Lin's eyes were deep, and she couldn't concentrate at all after sitting by the computer for a while, and soon gave in to her desire.

He didn't notice that he seduced his lover irresponsibly. At this moment, Zhe Shikeng, who was sweating profusely in the kitchen, was having a headache about dinner.

Wash and chop the pork ribs, put them in the pressure cooker, and buy the special seasoning for stewing pork ribs that has not been used up before throwing it in. Then, I washed the rice twice and handed it to the rice cooker. Zhe Shikeng began to process potatoes, tomatoes and eggplant.

Hot and sour potato shreds, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and braised eggplant are the three dishes that Zhe Shikeng cooks most often.Three dishes, one meat, and an extremely simple seaweed and egg soup, it's a pretty hearty dinner, isn't it?At least Zhe Shikeng always cooks one dish and eats two meals when he is alone.

——Actually, you see, he, Zhe Shikeng, also has the capital of being virtuous!As long as he meets the person who is worthy of his willingness and virtuousness.

For cooking, Zhe Shikeng's biggest problem is knife skills, especially potato shreds, which can cut him to pieces. Zhe Shikeng thought that he had practiced swordsmanship in a different world for a long time, so he should be able to improve, but in fact It proved that he was born to fight with kitchen knives.

Based on the principle of putting the tomatoes and eggplants in good order, Zhe Shikeng began to be full of enthusiasm for the potatoes, and began to struggle in his heart whether to simply remove the hot and sour potato shreds dish, or change it to... … potato wedges?

While hesitating, two arms suddenly stretched out from behind and hugged him. In an instant, Xuanyuan Lin's breath surrounded Zhe Shikeng.

The kitchen knife in his hand trembled and almost chopped his fingers. Zhe Shikeng tightened his grip on the kitchen knife and gritted his teeth, "I'm cooking, don't make trouble for me, just go and play!"

"Senior brother..." Xuanyuan Lin's voice was hoarse, and the desire in it was clearly evident.Originally, he was seduced by his senior brother's casual amorous feelings, but when Xuanyuan Lin leaned against the kitchen door and watched his senior brother busy chopping vegetables and cooking carefully, the spontaneous sense of satisfaction and happiness captured his heart instantly. All mind.

Although he has cooked many times for his senior brother, and seeing his senior brother eat his own food with oil on his face gave him great comfort, but when the situation was reversed and his senior brother did this for him, Xuanyuan Lin felt that My heart was so filled with happiness that it hurt a little.

Giving is beautiful, but the feeling of getting rewarded is even better—although the elder brother who is tainted with fireworks and looks serious and embarrassed in the eyes of outsiders has nothing to do with temptation, but Xuanyuan Lin is screaming all over his body Immediately occupying the person who is making soup for himself at this moment, entering his body, declaring his ownership again and again.

Sucking kisses down Zhe Shikeng's neck, one hand stretched into the apron along the chest, pinching the nipples that had begun to harden, and the other hand pulled off the shorts and panties tied around the waist by the elastic band, revealing the white and tender buttocks , Xuanyuan Lin imprisoned his senior brother in his arms, stopped his slight struggle, and skillfully inserted his fingers into the back acupuncture point that he had long been used to being invaded by.

"Bastard, bastard, don't make trouble! I'm still cooking..." Zhe Shikeng twisted his body, and the familiar lust surged up, which made him a little unsteady even holding the knife, but obviously, such a behavior seemed It was the desire to refuse and welcome that fueled Xuanyuan Lin's desire.

"Senior brother just keep doing it, I didn't restrain my hand..." Xuanyuan Lin chuckled, curled his fingers, and scratched Zhe Shikeng's most sensitive place, which made his body tremble and his legs trembled a little. Soft.

"You...how can I continue to do it like this!" Zhe Shikeng can't wait to cut off the guy standing behind him who doesn't hurt his back, but no matter how unwilling he is, the extremely sensitive body that has been trained by his lover will not be able to do so. If not, even the flow of spiritual power recorded in the formula of double cultivation does not require him to deliberately operate, and it has already exerted its effect while the body is being teased.

The fingers that had opened up in the body were pulled out, with crystal lubricating liquid, Xuanyuan Lin's burning desire resisted the entrance that seemed to be constantly closing and closing, rubbed lightly, and rushed in smoothly.

"Damn..." The knife in his hand was finally released and fell on the cutting board. Zhe Shikeng supported the table with his hands, tried to stabilize his body, and finally compromised, "No, don't be here... he will mess up the vegetables. bad……"

His eyes dimly scanned the table, the eggs that have not been cracked, the thick onions... Xuanyuan Lin, who has already won the true biography of the demon king, couldn't help but breathe a little more heavily, but obviously although these are quite It's interesting, but it's not as good as my own genitals buried in the warm and wriggling tunnel.

Thinking that anyway, he still has time to enjoy all kinds of interesting things with his senior brother, Xuanyuan Lin chuckled lightly, obeyed his senior brother's wishes, exerted a little force on his arms, and hugged Zhe Shikeng in a connected posture, turning around And put it on the dining table not far away...

In the end, Xuanyuan Lin made the dinner in the end, but Zhe Shikeng, who wanted to show off his craftsmanship, was still lying on the table where he had just been ravaged, pointing fingers at Xuanyuan Lin, and taught him how to make extremely complicated dishes. How does a delicious food chef make a single-style home-cooked stir-fry, and still pick his nose and eyes from time to time, all kinds of dissatisfaction.

But, of course, Xuanyuan Lin, who had just finished his meal, tolerated his senior brother's awkward behavior to vent his anger with a very good temper, and he didn't feel bored at all, but was content with it...