Domestic Mermaid Restless

"Unfortunately, the monogamy practiced by the Bank of Beijing Federation has a life-long effect, and it will not end until death." Lampesas's words are still in my ears. On the 1.7-meter-long mermaid reclining chair with a mermaid tail, I looked at the exquisite carvings on the floor with my head down and my eyes wandering. Monogamy... What a beautiful system, and it is also a lifelong vow.However, how could I spend my whole life with you!My "master" Lampesas!Yu Konghou spread her hands, her clear blue diamond-like eyes narrowed slowly, and there was a sinister look between them, if it can only end with death, then, Lampesas, for me Looking forward to a hundred years of freedom, please die once!

"Master Shaoya~!" The butler's cheerful voice came from outside the door, causing Yu Konghou to calm down, put on the gentle and weak mask that could not be taken off for a long time, and looked at with a smile who was holding a man who pretended not to know what it was outside. A harsh tray brightly lit by the sun came into the room.

"What is this?" Yu Konghou asked casually as she stretched out her hand to block the refracted light.

"This is the mermaid dress that the young master specially chose for you!" The housekeeper smiled and wanted to add impression points to the mermaid for the young master who didn't know what he was interested in.What Lampesas said to the butler in the morning, the wolf butler automatically made up his brains to make the young master still cherish the mermaid, but he couldn't say it out of his heart!No, early in the morning, she told herself to dress for her mermaid dress.

The housekeeper, who was worried about the dull and ignorant young master of his family, burst into tears at that moment, and finally bought back a mermaid dress that can be said to be the most luxurious in the entire federal empire. Polaris Mermaid Dress!The top is flooded with gems and pearls, and the entire skirt is made of pearls and gems in series. The surrounding decorations are densely composed of agate and jade carvings. The waist of the entire mermaid skirt is even made of diamonds. A giant mermaid logo.Gorgeous, luxurious and glamorous.But the tragedy is that because of the use of too many gemstones and the like, this skirt is so heavy that no mermaid tail can bear the weight since it was manufactured, so it can only be seen as an ornamental object.But Yu Konghou is different. After witnessing the fighting power of his young master who can smash the tail of a pure steel chariot, the butler selectively ignored the fact that a normal mermaid could have such strength, and happily pulled the skirt halfway. The half-robbed one was moved back!

In order to leave a good impression on the mermaid, the housekeeper also specifically said that Lampesas personally selected it, Master Shaoya, how much my young master loves you!

But at this time, when I saw the mermaid dress in front of me, which was almost entirely composed of oiled pearls, gems, agates and jades, I couldn't calm down and ran away. How dare you Lampesas choose this kind of thing for me to wear!Didn't I tell you yesterday!I am healthy and don't need such cumbersome things to cover my perfect tail~!

"Are you saying that Lampesas personally chose this item?" Yu Konghou raised her face and smiled softly.

"Of course! This was chosen by the young master himself! It's been a long time since the selection!" Hearing such a gentle voice, the butler was excited and tried his best to ask for credit.

"Then let that bastard wear it by himself! It will definitely be beautiful!" With a gentle, harmless and delicate smile, Yu Konghou said the above words softly.

"Ah...ah?" The housekeeper couldn't believe his ears for a while.

"Housekeeper, I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable, please help me, please call the doctor, thank you!" Yu Konghou turned around and ignored the petrified butler.

Knowing that he walked out of the room, the housekeeper was still in a daze.Ah ha ha ha... How could it be said by a mermaid just now, how could it be the words of a delicate, gentle, kind and gentle mermaid!It must be an illusion!definitely is!

The housekeeper comforted himself, walked a few steps towards Xiyuan, and then stopped.Al, just now Master Shaoya told me to invite that bastard and wretched doctor!Right!Hearing that the young master bought clothes for him so unhappy, but he smiled and asked himself to call the doctor... Could it be this bastard doctor again!ah ah!I knew how this guy with a darker heart than Mo could be so obedient and peacefully stay in Xiyuan. It turned out that he had already provoked the relationship between Master Shao and Master Shaoya!

Poor Dr. Saranyi, just lying down and shot...

Dr. Saranyi, who finally escaped from the housekeeper's persecution, finally arrived at the mermaid's room after all kinds of hardships.

"Is it a doctor?" Hearing the knock on the door, Yu Konghou asked, and after getting a definite answer, she gently invited the doctor into the room.

"Doctor? What's wrong with you?" Yu Konghou, who was unprepared, was startled by Saranyi's current image.

At this time, the white coat on Saranyi's body was red, green and green, half of the clothes were covered with brown soil, and the middle-length hair that was originally neat and smooth to the back of the head was messy, and there were even several strands of dull hair curled up. .The sides of the white coat seemed to have been cut several times with a sharp weapon.

"It's nothing but being chased by a cat and falling down. My luck in the morning is really bad." Saranyi said with a smile on his face as usual, with some emotion.

"..." This is no longer a situation where wrestling can be perfunctory, hey!What the hell did you do, doctor?

"Then you really should be careful!" Yu Konghou said dryly, twitching the corners of her mouth.

"En~" Saranyi responded ripplingly.

"What's the matter? Where's the discomfort?" Saranyi finished swaying, tidied up his expression, and returned to a gentle scum, no, he was a gentle and intellectual doctor.

"No, it's just that I'm bored and want to talk to a doctor."

"Bored? If you say this, the Mermaid Rights Protection Organization will probably give Lampesas a serious fault~" Saranyi pursed his lips and smiled.

"..." That's really great, those mermaid protection organizations can take advantage of it.Hearing what the doctor said, the delicate mermaid silently calculated how to use these mermaid protection organizations.

"When there are too many mistakes, the mermaid rights protection organization can also request the above-mentioned federal empire to abolish the status of the Lampesas breeder and impose sanctions."

It seems that the Mermaid Rights Protection Center has quite a lot to use!

"But at this time, your blind date career has also begun~" Dr. Saranyi first sensed what Yu Konghou was thinking, and continued.

"Blind date?" Provoked by this unfamiliar word, Yu Konghou asked back.

"Yes ~ Blind date ~ The Mermaid Research and Safety Center and the Mermaid Rights Protection Center will arrange from the first candidate to the last according to the current unmarried breeders, and then let you meet and get along with each other one by one for a week, and then choose the one you like more Which breeder do you want to be with, if one is not enough, two, two, or three, you will always be satisfied~ During this period, someone will protect you personally for your basic necessities of life, even those who sleep will be whoever you are. at the foot of your bed for your safety."

"But isn't it monogamous here? Can partners be changed at will?"

"Theoretically, it is not possible, but mermaids are different. Currently, the only mermaid in the Northern Silver Alliance that can naturally produce human or pure-blooded mermaids, their partners can be replaced when they are partners."

Yu Konghou twitched the corners of her mouth unnaturally, it seems that the Mermaid Rights Protection Center should use it with caution!At least until he figured out how to get out of here, Lampesas couldn't die!

"Speaking of which, the color of your tail, Kong Hou, is really beautiful! I've been in the empire for so many years, and this is the first time I've seen such a pure ice blue fish tail." Seeing the naturally large knot of fish tail exposed outside the quilt , Saranyi said with a smile.

In fact, in terms of the style of the Northern Silver Alliance, Saranyi's words for praising the mermaid's tail are already Meng Lang, but one of them has seen all kinds of mermaids for so many years and spends most of his time with mermaids, so he is used to it naturally. One simply didn't understand this kind of custom and human relationship, which led to this kind of harassment that would be considered a few degrees, so the two of them just passed it by.

"Thank you for the compliment." Seeing her own fish tail, Yu Konghou's eyes showed a gentle look unconsciously.This ice blue color is unique to the mermaid royal family, and the ice blue fish tail is the only thing left to him by his mother that will not be taken away or destroyed by others.And another ability left by his mother that belonged to him has been destroyed in the hands of someone he could never have imagined in his dreams.

Thinking of this, Yu Konghou's eyes turned cold.

"Konghou?" Seeing that Yukonghou's expression was not right, Saranyi called softly.

"Ah?" The mermaid turned her head as if waking up from a dream, and looked at the doctor.

"What's wrong? You seemed to be distracted just now. Could it be that chatting with me is so boring?" The doctor smiled and looked at the mermaid whose cheeks turned red after listening to his words.

"I'm really sorry, doctor. I was thinking about other things just now." Sensing that the mermaid's tone didn't want to talk about these "other things", the doctor wisely didn't ask any more questions.

After a while, after the doctor told the mermaid to rest more, he went out to do some things in the mermaid research center.And not long after the doctor left, the butler, holding a white egg covered with some strange lavender patterns, walked towards him with a rosy face and a smile.

"Master Shaoya~~" The housekeeper waved the wavy line and floated towards the mermaid.

"Butler, what is this?" Yu Konghou looked at such a huge egg curiously. Is this... um... an afternoon snack?

"This is an egg~~~I specially asked someone to make an egg for you, Master Shaoya~!" The butler said happily.

It really is a snack~!The mermaid looked at the huge egg in front of her, which was as big as two heads of the butler, and suddenly realized.

"Let's study some lessons in the afternoon!" The housekeeper held up the egg and smiled at Yu Konghou.

"Okay~" After watching the butler take out a bottle of golden oil and a night of salt, the mermaid has already determined that this is a cooking class.

"First of all, we need to apply the oil evenly on the eggshell, filter it layer by layer, and apply it slowly...Master Shaoya, you put too much oil on the same side!"

"Sorry, I will pay attention!" It was the first time for this kind of cooking class, curiosity and nervousness of cooking for the first time, the mermaid made a mistake.

"No, it doesn't matter, it's the first time you've done it like this, Master Shaoya, you're already very good~" The housekeeper was moved by the mermaid's cautious and serious expression, um, Master Shaoya can definitely open a house for the Sokasorla family. Branches and leaves!make a fist!

"Then what's next?" Yu Konghou asked holding the egg that had been oiled several times.

"Then it's time for us to use salt and gauze to coat the salt ~ to ensure that the salt can fully contact the eggshell and rub the eggshell."

"Oh~ what's the use of this process?" Yu Konghou picked up the gauze soaked in salt, and began to gently rub the surface of the eggshell, following the butler's instructions, began to rub the eggshell in the same direction over and over again.

"Oil can make the eggshell smooth, and rubbing with salt can make the eggshell soft and thinner~"

That is to make the eggs more delicious!Yu Konghou thought.

"Master Shaoya can't rub against the same place for too long~"

"Ok!"

"Okay~" The butler picked up the egg that Yukonghou had taken good care of, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Then, can we start cooking now?" Yu Konghou asked.

"Huh? Cook?" The butler's originally gratified smile hardened immediately.

"Yeah? Is it possible that we can start eating now?"

"...Master Shaoya?" the steward stammered, "You, what do you think we are teaching?"

"Cooking class..." Tilting her head, Yu Konghou asked, "Isn't it?"

Looking at Yu Konghou with a serious face, the butler was embarrassed.

The butler looked at the mermaid with tears in his eyes, and said, "Master Shaoya, we've always been teaching hatching eggs..."

"Hatch, hatch!!" The mermaid roared with a frail and lovely image, "This is actually an egg hatching class?!"

Pit father ah!When will the mermaid family need to hatch eggs! !The mermaid eggs in this place are too delicate!The point is not this!The point is!His jade harp actually stared blankly at an egg within an hour and sprinkled salt and oil on it!Or for hatching eggs!It's really... It makes people's heart, liver, spleen, kidney and stomach hurt!

The butler looked at the mermaid and burst into tears in his heart.

Lord~ you take me away... the steward shouted.

The housekeeper, who was struggling with how to train Yukonghou to become a qualified family master fish, thought about it all morning, and thought of the Soka Sola family theory of the young master last night, so he thought of being a mermaid no matter what. They should all hatch eggs!And the relationship between Master Shao and Master Shaoya is so beautiful (...), maybe Master Shaoya already has one in his stomach~ (You think too much, butler...)

So... in the afternoon, Yu Konghou has been busy with her stomach for the whole afternoon, and here comes the reason why Mu Ran's cooking class turned into an egg hatching class =-=

asshole!He must get out of here!absolute!Yu Konghou held her chopsticks and gritted her teeth viciously.

In the evening, Lampezas, who returned home after a busy day, faced another quilt spread on the floor... and the mermaid who smiled coquettishly at him~

"Ah, ah, the housekeeper's bed hasn't been bought yet, so Lampesas, please continue to be wronged and make the floor berth!"

Facing the mermaid who was smiling on the surface, but the background had already turned black, the second lieutenant officer had no choice but to hug the quilt silently. Who angered this mermaid again!

Also, butler!I asked you to buy the bed!