my fairy bodyguard

Zhang Chun's life has not been smooth these two days.

For example, eating in the Jianshi cafeteria.There are always stones in the white rice, there are flies in the soup, a serving of fried shredded pork with celery, the shredded pork is almost impossible to find, I finally picked one, but it turned out to be a thin white meat worm, I don’t know How long it has been cooked, it is estimated that all the protein is absorbed in the celery.

After eating it once, he can bear it.But after three days, the other instructors ate well, but his meals were all weird, as if they returned to his dining table after a charge into the Amazon jungle.I went to ask the cafeteria, the cafeteria didn’t know why, and seriously stated that their meals were all up to standard—there was an obese chef, and he also said that Zhang Chun put the bugs in himself to blackmail—the instructor was angry. It's too bad.

Another example is to hang clothes.The instructors all live in the temporary dormitory allocated by the school. It is a small building facing the woods, and the scenery is not bad.Because of the hot weather, the clothes have to be washed from time to time, and of course they have to be dried after washing. Many people, including Zhang Chun, hang their clothes to the bottom of the woods—anyway, no one passes by.

But the problem came out again.Others' clothes are fine, but Zhang Chun's clothes always have one or two holes after a day of drying. Sometimes the hem of the clothes is uneven, as if bitten by a dog.This day is even worse.A pair of his underpants were obviously hanging on the low branches outside, and he went to collect them at night, but he couldn't find them at all. After a long search, he finally found them in the depths of the woods. The underpants were hanging at the end of the towering old tree The branches on the top are flying high in the wind.

——What's going on here!

So when he went out for exercises the next day, his face was still gloomy, like a rainy day.

When he saw Xie Huahua standing in the first row, his expression became even uglier.

He still remembered this boy—with a lollipop in his mouth, with a shapeless figure that made people feel disgusted.Because of Xie Huahua, Jing Shan, who was originally the best in the team, talked back to him. He made Jing Shan run away in a rage, but when he returned, he was severely criticized by the company commander, saying that he had destroyed the seedlings of the motherland——

Destroy the fart!

Zhang Chun said coldly: "Xie Huahua, come out!"

Xie Huahua blinked and obediently took a step forward.But he didn't look like he was stepping, he was sluggish, as if his bones had been removed from his whole body.

Zhang Chun said angrily: "Stand up for me!" Xie Huacai put his legs together and managed to get a standing posture.

"Didn't you say you won't be able to return to the team until next week?" Zhang Chunhan said, "Why are you here so soon?"

Xie Hua said: "Report to the instructor! After I rested these days, I thought about it carefully. The people's army is not afraid of hardships or tiredness, and only sheds blood but not tears! I'm almost in the people's army now—anyway, when the time comes If my arm hurts, I will leave, so as not to shed tears and discredit our PLA!"

He was still talking about it before, but then he started talking nonsense again, and the group of boys behind couldn't help laughing.Zhang Chun was so angry that his heart trembled, but his face became more and more sneering, and he nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay, well said! ——Everyone take a break!"

A large group of people hastily rested.

Xie Huahua also took a rest, but Zhang Chun said: "Xie Huahua, stand upright!"

Xie Hua stuck out her tongue and had no choice but to stand up straight again.Just listen to Zhang Chundao: "We trained for three days and practiced standing at attention, taking a rest, stepping, walking forward, gathering in place, etc... Since you are not afraid of hardships or tiredness, then give me all these movements one by one. The action is done!"

Xie Huahua was a little surprised, thought for a while, and asked, "I do it alone?"

Zhang Chun only looked at him coldly, and didn't say any more nonsense, and shouted: "Xie Huahua, go forward - go!"

Xie Huahua looked back at Jingshan.Jing Shan also had a puzzled expression, but still nodded at Xie Huahua and asked him to follow Zhang Chun's password.

Xie Huahua groaned in his heart.This Zhang Chunxin is too small.Not a man at all.But he is a student after all now, and he himself has to come out early to practice, so he can't really give up halfway.

He suddenly became playful.just go!

Then, within two steps, the boy behind him started clamoring.Zhang Chun was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven - Xie Huahua didn't go right at all.His whole body was limp, and he walked as if he was stepping on cotton, and he even held hands and feet together. Looking from the side, he could still see a very obvious smile on Xie Huahua's face.

This kid did it on purpose!

Zhang Chun shouted angrily: "Stand at attention!"

Xie Huahua hurriedly put his feet together, and turned to look at Zhang Chun dignifiedly: "Instructor, what's the matter?"

"Go forward, do you really know how to do it! Also, let me see you with hands and feet, don't think I won't punish you!"

Zhang Chun threatened.But Xie Huahua is not afraid of him, since he doesn't like each other, let's play together!Let's see who can beat who.

Xie Huahua smiled and said: "Instructor, I understand. I'll go."

He raised his right hand and stepped forward with his right foot—hands and feet together again.

Zhang Chun was furious, and immediately ordered Xie Huahua to walk forward for 10 minutes.He also asked a group of boys in the back to take a break and watch carefully.He thought that Xie Huahua would feel a little ashamed if a group of classmates looked at him like this, but he underestimated Xie Huahua's thick skin.Xie Huahua always had a smile on his face, and even maintained the same walking posture with his hands and feet all the time - it created an illusion for people, as if he walked like this in the first place, and he couldn't change it.

Tian Wei huddled in the team, staring dumbfounded and admiring.Turning his head and talking secretly to Shen Cong behind him: "Xiao Xie is so badass. Instructor Zhang is so fierce, he still dares to tease him."

Shen Cong's complexion was not good.However, he always had a bad complexion, and Tian Wei was used to seeing it, so he didn't take it seriously.But Shen Cong said: "This Instructor Zhang...it's not good to get angry...he is really fierce."

Tian Wei shrugged his shoulders indifferently: "After all, this is just military training, and it's not real training in the army! Instructor Zhang has nothing to do with Xiao Xie." He watched Xie Huahua walking crookedly, and enviously said: "Xiao Xie has a flirty figure, Not an ordinary person!"

Shen Cong rolled his eyes.

While they were muttering, they heard a row of neat footsteps coming from behind them - very neat and pleasant, only this class of instructors could have such nice footsteps.

Sure enough, I saw several instructors in the next class walking over with a young officer in their arms.They all knew this officer at the front, the company commander of these instructors, he was handsome, gentle, with a pair of peach blossoms in his eyes, and he captured the hearts of the 11th grade girls on the first day.

When Zhang Chun saw the officer, he was even more nervous than the other instructors, with a look of panic on his face, he hurriedly stood at attention and saluted: "Company commander!"

There was a slap, and the heels hit loudly.

The company commander nodded at him gently, then pointed to Xie Huahua who also took the opportunity to stand still and rest: "I'm watching from a distance, why don't you people move, and he is the only one walking?"

Zhang Chun hurriedly said: "Report to the company commander, this student refuses to obey the discipline, I am punishing him."

"Oh, why don't you obey the discipline law?" The company commander glanced at Xie Huahua.Xie Huahua also looked at him, but then pouted and turned his head away.

Zhang Chundao: "He always has the same hands and feet, deliberately embarrassing me..." He wanted to say that he was embarrassing me on purpose, but when the company commander taught him a lesson two days ago, he told him to always remember to be humble, not to guess randomly, so he could only change his words : "Deliberately making a joke."

The company commander smiled and said, "Same hands and feet? Then go and show me." He said to Xie Huahua: "Student, come here and go forward."

Xie Huahua let out a low hum.

He didn't like the company commander.Although it seemed gentle and tight, there was a hidden arrogance in the officer's eyes, as if he looked down on the world.

He was willing to make jokes in front of the whole class, and he was willing to make Zhang Chun furious, but he was not happy to play tricks in front of this young company commander.So he walked up to the company commander and took a goose step in a very orderly manner.

Zhang Chun's eyes widened, and he felt more and more that this kid did it on purpose.

"Okay, isn't this a good way to go?" The company commander smiled slightly, and said, "Then let's go back to the team. Keep practicing, and we will start learning military martial arts tomorrow."

Zhang Chun could only answer yes sullenly.

Xie Huahua returned to the team, and the next few hours passed without any disturbances.Zhang Chun was probably a little frustrated, and he didn't know how Xie Huahua got the company commander's favor - he was scolded by the company commander before, wasn't it also because of Xie Huahua and Xie Huahua's friend Jing Shan?

He was still angry until they were dismissed at noon.

Seeing Xie Huahua walking towards Jingshan, and pushing Jingshan up the steps outside, a cold light flashed in Zhang Chun's eyes.

A few boys over there also gathered beside Xie Huahua, and applauded Xie Huahua with high fives: "Did you see that Zhang Chun's expression? You finally gave us a bad breath!"

Tian Wei put his arms around Xie Huahua's neck, and said with a smile, "I'm treating you to lunch today! I'm treating you!"

Everyone burst into applause.Who doesn't know that Tian Wei is a little rich man among boys, and the pocket money in his pocket is called a plump person who is not slaughtered for nothing.

Jing Shan was also smiling.A group of girls next to him were so excited seeing the rare smile on his face, some of them bravely took out their mobile phones and secretly took pictures of Jing Shan.

But Jing Shan laughed for a while, but his complexion gradually sank.Xie Huahua noticed it with sharp eyes, and was about to ask what's wrong, but saw the company commander just now came again.In three or two steps, he walked to Xie Huahua and stood still.

"Student Xie," the company commander said with a smile, "I don't know if I have the honor to treat you to a meal?"

When he was asking questions, when he was laughing, his eyes, which were already extremely beautiful, shimmered even more, as if peach blossoms were blooming all over, making people dizzy.The girls next to him were all a little dizzy when they saw it, they just felt that this young officer was not so good-looking as an ordinary person.

Even a few boys were a little taken aback.

Xie Huahua raised his eyebrows and said without changing his expression, "Why did the instructor invite me to dinner?"

The company commander smiled and said, "I'll make amends for you. What Zhang Chun did wrong in the morning. I'm his superior, so I apologize to you on his behalf." He rolled his eyes and looked at Jing Shan, "This classmate , Do you think this makes sense?"

Jing Shan's face became more and more gloomy, and he didn't speak.From the beginning, he hated seeing this company commander very much.

The company commander was not angry, he smiled, and asked again: "Student Xie, are you going?"

Xie Hua pursed his lips.

"Go, why not go?"

He spoke suddenly, which surprised the company commander.But then the man clapped his hands and said, "Okay, student Xiao Xie is really refreshing! Let's go. I'll invite you to the guest house."

The guest house is Jianshi's high-end hotel, and the restaurant next to it is also top-notch, at least several times better than the school cafeteria, and naturally the price is several times more expensive.

"Isn't that going to cost the instructor?" Xie Huahua said, but she didn't mean to refuse at all. She turned her head and said hello to Jing Shan and the others, and then walked towards the guest house side by side with the company commander.

A group of boys were left standing in place, with a vague shadow cast by the shade of the trees next to them.

After a long time, Tian Wei seemed to have finally recovered from the company commander's touching smile, shook his head, and poked Jing Shan in a daze: "Xiao Xie left with that company commander? What a man, I think-"

He wanted to say, I feel a little weird.But after thinking about it, I felt that it was not good to say that.He just froze there, trying to figure out a good word.

Shen Cong's eyes were anxious, and he didn't care about his usual scruples about Jing Shan. He stepped forward and whispered next to Jing Shan: "Then the company commander shouldn't be a good person—"

He believed that Jingshan knew what he meant.

Sure enough, Jing Shan glanced at him, lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, then strode towards Xie Huahua.

Tian Wei was stunned and said: "Hey - hey, what's wrong?"

Shen Cong shook his head, pushed him on the shoulder and said, "It's okay. Let's go, don't you still want to invite us to dinner?"

In the shade of the tree, Cicada cried out.Shen Cong turned his head unconsciously, but suddenly saw Zhang Chun standing behind.His and Zhang Chun's eyes collided in mid-air, and they shivered violently.