[Comprehensive] Where to find the way back

It was already dusk when I got home, Lian took out some of the pastries she bought outside and put them on a small plate, then she carefully probed to see that the light in the study room was on, it seems that Brother Ban should be dealing with business.After thinking for a while, Lian still knocked on the door of her eldest brother's room with the plate of snacks.

"Brother, can I come in," Lian asked cautiously.

Madara knew she was coming when Lian walked to the door, put down the brush in his hand, and said in a deep voice, "Come in."

Lian came in with the plate of snacks, and sure enough, the desk was full of scrolls, large and small.Without looking too much, Lian directly put the plate of dim sum on the side of the table, "Brother stays up late at night, remember to eat something to avoid stomach pain."

Uchiha Madara sneered, but still stretched out his hand to pinch a piece of pastry: "What do you mean by being a ninja? When I was on a mission, I had nothing to eat for two or three days, so I came here anyway."

Lian has no expression on her face, and she hasn't starved to death like this. The sincerity of ninjas is super unscientific.

"But you should also pay attention to your body." After a moment of silence, Lian continued, "I heard that the average lifespan of a ninja is only 30 years old. I don't want Nissan to have an accident so early."

"Do you think I'm those bastards?" Madara poked Ren's forehead amusedly, "I'm Uchiha Madara." The plain statement, but with absolute confidence and arrogance, this tone is also an affirmation of his strength , Uchiha Madara, as a man as famous as Senjujuma, does have this proud strength.

Lian rubbed her forehead, recalling the discussion during the day, hesitated again and again, still not knowing whether to ask or not.

"If you have anything to say, you can speak directly." Uchiha's powers of observation are naturally extraordinary. Even with Lian's usual facial paralysis, Madara can still see Lian's entangled emotions at the moment, so he slowed down his tone and said.

Lian thought for a while, and said tactfully: "It's like this, I know someone, she is not from the Uchiha clan, but the one I like is from the Uchiha clan... Can she marry in?"

Madara looked at Lian quietly, fidgeting at her, and then showed a faint smile: "Naturally, there is no problem, but I don't admire it, after all, the blood of the Uchiha child born with a foreign race will always change. If you are weak, collateral bloodlines are fine, direct bloodlines... don't even think about it!" The decisive tone made Lian startled.

"Can't girls in the direct line be married?" Lian still couldn't help asking, "Even if you don't open your eyes?"

"Impossible." Madara said lightly, "Originally Uchiha has more men than women, and the distribution within the clan is not enough, how can it be possible to marry outside, unless she dies."

Lian lowered her head in disappointment: "Do I have to get married?"

"Women in Uchiha outnumber men and those who are over 20 years old and unmarried are specially assigned by the elders of the clan." Madara said this matter lightly.

Lian was even more disappointed, and after a while, she asked in a low voice, "What about brother?" As far as she knew, the eldest brother was far over 20 years old.

"No woman is worthy of me." Madara said proudly, "Besides, my marriage is not under the control of those old guys. Lian, don't worry, I will find you a good husband, the elders will never think about it." Intervene in this matter!"

But she doesn't want to marry! !Lian screamed silently in her heart, her expression became more and more bitter.

In the end, Lian could only leave the study unhappily, and rolled around depressedly in her own room.

But Madara was impatient, he clenched his fists with a dark face, sure enough, he had to speed up the time to prepare the hidden guards, what a short period of time, his lovely sister actually started to think about marriage!Which man dared to abduct his innocent sister? !If you are caught by him, you must be executed a thousand times by illusion!

Lian, who had been depressed for a long time, finally came up with a solution. If her brother really dared to marry her out, she would go back to Suzaku Mountain and never come back again!She really doesn't know how to do psychics, but didn't she leave a summoning medium for her!Lian touched the round fan pendant on her neck and said, hum, get married or something, get out of here!

When Keiko came to find her to go to the hot spring together, Lian had fully recovered, and happily took the towel and followed Keiko to the hot spring.

"Wow~~ so comfortable~~" Keiko sighed comfortably while lying on the stone.

It was also rare for Lian to relax, with her long hair tied high and simple, sitting in the hot spring pool. After all, after leaving Suzaku Mountain, she hadn't soaked in the hot spring for a long time.

"Well, this place is not bad." Keiko tilted her head to look at Lian with a smile.

"Yeah." Lian nodded her head, then shrank back into the water.

"The newly opened store is doing very well, and I got the coupons through my relationship." Keiko picked up the water to play, "Bubbling in hot springs is very good for the skin, and they strongly recommend it. "

She usually takes a bath in a pool that does not dissipate heat to relieve muscle soreness.Lian squinted her eyes and tilted her head, yawning.

"Yeah." But immediately, she stood up holding her chest in shock, her voice was several times higher, "Keiko, what are you doing, what are you doing!!" Why is she groping around like a pervert! ! !

"Hey~~~" Keiko still maintained the posture of grabbing the milk dragon's hand, looking at Lian with all kinds of envy and hatred, "Why, why, you are only 13 years old, and your body has developed so well. How embarrassing for us to wait!"

Lian moved her position with a dark face: "Then don't touch it randomly."

"But it's really elastic." Keiko smiled, "How does Lian take care of it? The skin is so white and tender, and you can't even see the pores. What kind of skin care products do you use?"

"No." Lian said lightly.

"Impossible?!" Keiko blew bubbles on her cheeks, "You do housework every day, and your hands won't get rough at all!"

Lian held her chin and thought of this unscientific Two-dimensional: "Well, maybe everyone in the Uchiha family is like this."

"You're lying!" Keiko accused, "I've seen many Uchihas, but some have crooked hair."

Lian thought for a while: "Perhaps, it's just like my family? Brother Ban and Brother Quan Nai seem to have very fair skin, and they are still ninjas. They are always exposed to the wind and sun, and they haven't turned dark."

"Is this a natural beauty?" Keiko looked shocked, "Oh my God, do we still want to live as ordinary people like us!!"

"The Senju clan is also very powerful." Lian held her chin, thinking of Senju Tsunade who was still young and beautiful at the age of 60, and looked like a 20-year-old Senshou Tsunade, "They have extraordinary vitality. They look like this in their 20s. She is still in her 60s, which makes others envious."

"Indeed, Hokage-sama can't see signs of aging at all." Keiko stared.

"Yes." Lian said seriously, "Brother Ban is always gnashing his teeth at his powerful healing ability without seal seals. That healing ability is really powerful, and the healed wounds won't even scar. Yes! If Hashirama-san didn’t do Hokage, he would open a hospital for scar removal and beautification, and he would definitely become a millionaire.”

"Lian... you can tell bad jokes too." Keiko couldn't help complaining,

"It's a fact." Lianli retorted confidently, "If a 50-[-]-year-old Obasan could sacrifice a few years of his life just to regain his youthful appearance, I guarantee that [-]% or [-]% of women would be willing. of!"

"Women who don't want to belong to the Thousand-handed clan." Keiko answered the words embarrassingly.

"That's right." Lian curled the corners of her mouth, "It's okay for a woman to please herself!"

"Will Lian be willing too?" Keiko approached again, "When I was 50 years old, I sacrificed my life to regain my youth."

"It depends on the situation." Lian lay on the rock and thought for a while, "If I can love someone, I will, but if it keeps like this, it doesn't matter."

"What do you mean by this, is it because you are dazzled by seeing the handsome and handsome Madara-sama every day, and everyone else is just passing by." Keiko curled her lips, "Well, in fact, isn't Hokage-sama's younger brother, Tobuma-sama, very good, very handsome , the personality is very hearty, and it is the most suitable match with your personality."

"A young man with a white head looks like premature aging." Lian commented miserably, "Brother Ban said, members of the Uchiha family are not allowed to marry outsiders, and besides, if I dare to say that I fell in love with someone from the Senju family, the result is only two."

"Huh?" Keiko was dumbfounded.

"First, my brother broke my leg and forced me to marry a certain Uchiha, and second, that unlucky Senshou was chopped into pieces by my elder brother." Lian said with a blank expression on her face, "Trust me, Ban-ge will definitely do it. One, two, three, four steps of his actions can be imagined, first shuriken body art, then fire escape, then kaleidoscope magic round, if he is not dead, then use his big fan."

"Sounds so scary~~~" Keiko hugged herself and shook, but then covered her face and screamed, "But the girl who controls the gods is so cute, how can Madara-sama be so cute? ~~~"

"Is your brain really replaced by paste?" Lian looked at her pitifully, "No matter what kind of women are like weeds on the side of the road in Brother Ban's eyes, only the powerful ones can catch him a little bit, and he loves them." Such a man is simply the prelude to being abused, he doesn't have love at all in his mind... I really think that Izumi-san is more suitable for admiration."

"You don't understand, it's just such a cruel and arrogant Madara-sama that's the reason why I love him!" Keiko's eyes were full of love, "Aww, don't be so cool!"

Lian instantly replaced her current appearance with those brain-dead female fans of Sasuke Uchiha many years later.

"Actually, you are all shaking your m." Lian puffed her cheeks, got up and sat on the stone.

"Well, it's true, how can a mortal be worthy of my Madara-sama." Keiko looked serious, and then turned to Lianhua crazy, "Oh, Lianjiang, in fact, brother marriage is also very loving, what do you think?"

"I'm not interested in sex." Lian's face was expressionless, "Actually, I'm not interested in men,..." She raised her eyebrows, and suddenly felt a bit of evil, "But, I am very interested in women Feeling, Keiko, do you want to try it?"

"...(﹏)~" Keiko felt that the thunder was rolling.

"Women are like water, pure and untainted. Men are like mud, extremely dirty. When a man touches a woman, the woman is like tainted muddy water, no longer clear and unbearable to touch." Lian's tone was very light, looking at Keiko, "Women only It is suitable for intercourse with women, so that you can maintain the purest posture, and travel between the world... What do you think?"

"...I think my three views are about to be overturned! Lianjiang, are you serious?" Huizi ran to hide with tears in her arms.

Lian was still expressionless, but stuck out her tongue quickly: "I'm just kidding you."

Keiko tears: "I will take it seriously!!!"

Lian laughed flatly: "Haha, you are so easy to lie."

"I think I'm going to be scared to death by you!!!" Keiko screamed, "Aren't you cold and innocent and don't like to talk and make jokes, so what kind of swelling could appear on you!"

"That's why people can't be superficial." Lian propped her chin and looked at her madly, "It's like you can't guess how my cool big brother would be because of his relationship with Zhuma when he was a teenager. My brother won the competition and proudly showed off to me for an entire hour about being super chatty."

"I will be silenced if you expose your family's private affairs like this!!" Keiko was very tangled, "Is it really okay to say this? I will really be silenced by Madara-sama who turned from embarrassment into anger."

"What can't be said about this kind of thing? Everyone has a past that they can't look back on. The Uchiha tribe looks very arrogant, but in fact, all of them are super twisted and cute." Lian thought for a while, "I remember things Very early on, there were a lot of things like the big brother when I was young. Do you want to hear it?"

"..." Keiko Nei Niu, "Think."

When Lian returned to the hot spring pool and was about to speak/reveal the news about Uchiha, she suddenly and keenly noticed the inexplicable gaze, which was not malicious but extremely uncomfortable.

"Who?!" Lian grabbed the bathrobe by the pool and quickly put it on, "I've already spotted you, get out!"

"Hey, Lianjiang, where is someone?" Keiko was confused, but she didn't react slowly and put on the mask.

Lian looked somewhere expressionless, her sight was out of reach, but someone was definitely looking at her there.The super long intuition made her feel the sight very directly.

"If I catch you, I'll kill you, you peeping guy!" Lian's tone was cold, "The guy squatting on the tree, isn't he coming out yet?"

Even though the clothes are disheveled, even though the large bathrobe makes her look extraordinarily petite and weak, but at this moment, in Keiko's eyes, Lian looks just like Uchiha Madara she has seen, elegant, arrogant, dangerous and charming, The ultimate enchantment like Manjushahua is also extremely dangerous, tempting innocent people to be deeply attracted, and they can no longer escape.

Just as Lian was staring at the tree coldly, a familiar male voice was full of repressed anger and danger: "Fire escape—the art of the dragon's fire!"

Lian suddenly withdrew from the state of perception, and her whole body was petrified. Nima, why did her Brother Ban's voice sound in the male hot spring pool next door! !So her complaints must have been heard, right? ! !

qaq~~Brother Quan Nai asks for support and protection! ! !

The author has something to say: o(n_n)o hahaha~ sad heroine~~