I tried my best not to want Chuya and Osamu Dazai to meet, but what I didn't know was that the two of them could meet so soon.

Here's the thing, after I said that Mr. Kunikida is a very good math teacher.Chuya decided to investigate and then decide whether to hand me over to Mr. Kunikida.If he thinks it's okay, he can help me entrust the detective agency right away.

However, everyone knows that my family also has the same hair as that of Nakahara Nakaya in Mafia, the only difference is the braid and height.At this point, even Zhong Ye hated iron and steel every time he saw that cadre, and was very convinced that he could grow taller than him.It is precisely because of this that the cadres will stare at Chuya every time, instead of just staring at me and beating like Akutagawa.

Long story short, the Armed Detective Agency knows Chuya Nakahara, and everyone was shocked to see Chuya, except for the Tanizaki brothers and sisters who had already met Chuya.It's just me, looking around in fear, to see if Osamu Dazai, the troublemaker, is here today.Although I counted on Osamu Dazai not to miss work every day last week, today I really hope that he will skip the whole day.

However, it was such a coincidence that after Chuya helped me and the detective agency make a commission, Osamu Dazai finally came back.

He was probably just fished out of that river, and the people around the detective agency seem to have gotten used to Osamu Dazai's special hobby of sleeping in the river, and they usually help him when they see nothing. pull up.If there is something urgent... then let him float, he won't die anyway, the most he can do is pollute the environment.

Don't ask me how I know such details, God knows how many times I was scared last week because of Osamu Dazai's special hobby.I even suspect that the people in the detective agency are waiting to see how frightened I am. This is not my guess, but they really did this kind of thing.

If the conscience of the entire port Mafia is Chuya Chuya, then the conscience of the Armed Detective Agency must be the rookie.

Woohoo, Nakajima-kun is simply a little angel.Although it looks very unintelligent, but I don't care at all!As long as he helps me divert Dazai Osamu's attention, he is my best friend!

And now in this scene, even if I unilaterally consider my best friend, I am afraid there is no way to save me.

"See you, Hana, don't pick up boyfriends in the radish pit." Osamu Dazai said with a look of disgust after seeing Chuya Nakahara.

"I told you, don't pick up the teacher in the trash can, why didn't you listen!" Compared with Osamu Dazai, Chuya's metaphor is obviously more vivid.

The two of them are really special at poking each other's heart.With one poke and one accurate, the faces of both of them were already darkened.

"No wonder I had a strange smell early today. It turned out to be a slimy slug." Osamu Dazai expressed it not only in words, but also in his own actions.

"Heh, I said why does it smell like seafood here? It turns out that the mackerel has become refined?"

Good guy, the two of them have started to swear regardless of the occasion. I really didn't know that Zhongye had such a rich vocabulary of swearing.

But I have a hunch that after these two people have finished finding the metaphor, they may directly talk about my head.

When I think of this, I can't help but want to find a place to hide.

Under the table?No, it was discovered that there was nowhere to run.

behind the door?The door is closed.

Such a big detective agency, doesn't it even have a place to hide me?

A feeling of sadness welled up in my heart, I was really... too difficult.

Obviously I'm just an ordinary high school girl student, why do I have to go through so many social death scenes?

I fell into deep despair.

Thinking of this, I have completely lost my eyesight.

Sure enough, Chuya and Osamu Dazai didn't talk for a long time before turning their eyes to me.

"Xiaohua saw me and told you, talk to people like the little dwarf, be careful that you don't grow tall."

I'm sure that Osamu Dazai is a huge problem.

"Didn't you get enough of the lesson from that online defrauding teacher Gojo Wu last time? This Dazai Osamu and that online deceiving teacher seem to be together!"

Then it was like this, when he opened his mouth, he was full of sex.

Two people looked at me at the same time, and I subconsciously took two steps back.At this time, how should I answer?

Being stared at by two pairs of eyes intently, my brain was thinking rapidly, and I was sweating anxiously.Hey, what should I say now?

I always feel that if the answer is not good, Zhong will be angry, and then the big trouble of Osamu Dazai will become more serious.Just thinking about that scene makes my scalp tingle.

Not only Chuya and Osamu Dazai, I even feel like the people from the detective agency are waiting for my answer.

...In other words, everyone's eyes are on me.

What if I want to run away?I don't want to answer anymore, I want to run.

I want to do a train escape from this scene!

Every minute and every second of time seems to be stretched dozens of times under the current situation.I even felt that my breathing became slow, and my head seemed to be a little short of oxygen.

The heart in his chest was beating fast, plop, plop, plop, like a fish in water, suddenly blowing out a series of bubbles.I feel like I'm a fish out of water right now...

"Idiot! Two idiots!"

I heard Edogawa Ranpo's voice, he seemed...was he scolding Chuya and Osamu Dazai?

"Xiaohua won't like you like this!" I was pushed down on the chair by Mr. Ranpo, and a bottle of soda was stuffed in my hand.

What does it mean?I looked up at Edogawa Ranpo blankly, not knowing what he meant by that.

"Come on, do it with me." At this time, Edogawa Ranpo seemed to be a very reliable big brother, "Look like me, take a deep breath——"

I subconsciously followed his movements and took a deep breath.

"Then hoo, drink the soda with one last breath!"

Exhale and drink the soda in one gulp.

Well, there are so many sodas, it seems like I can't finish them all in one breath.No, Mr. Ranpo said, I have to drink it all in one sitting...

"Idiot, idiot, don't drink if you can't finish it." Mr. Ranpo's exasperated voice was heard next to his ear, and then the soda bottle was taken away.

"Mr. Ranpo, respiratory syndrome cannot be solved by soda."

This seems to be... the voice of Dr. Yosano?What is respiratory syndrome?How does it feel like I heard it somewhere.

My heart beat so fast, I don't know why, I suddenly felt so wronged, so wronged that I wanted to cry.It was a feeling that I didn't know how to express at all. I had no strength at all, and it seemed that something urged me to find an outlet.

But no, nothing.I slid off the chair, I wanted to cry, I grew my mouth to cry, but I couldn't make a sound, there was no sound at all.

I opened my mouth wide like a fish out of water, but I couldn't feel anything but tears and a racing heart.

"Breathe, follow me, breathe in—" Something was placed in front of me, followed by Chuya's voice.

"Just follow me quickly, don't think about anything now!" Chuya's voice became irritable, "Take a deep breath, take a deep breath——"

Following Chuya's voice, I took a few deep breaths, and my beating heart seemed to calm down a little bit.

However, when I think about how I looked just now... I even think that it would be better if I fainted directly.How should I face it?

"Is it okay if you don't want to answer? How many times have I told you..."

I feel like I'm being hugged, in an absolutely protective posture, which makes people feel very safe.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't forget about you as soon as I get emotional."

Is Chuya... are you apologizing to me?

"There should be nothing else, don't crowd around." Dr. Xie Ye said and evacuated the crowd.

"It's because I'm emotional." After taking a deep breath, I still felt dizzy and heavy. I wanted to find a vent, but I couldn't find it anywhere. I couldn't find it like an ant in a circle. end.

"If you don't feel well, follow me to the medical room to rest."

I am very grateful to Dr. Yosano who evacuated the crowd.

But at this point I just want to go home, because I really don't know how to face the people from the detective agency who just saw my ugly appearance.

Chuya seemed to understand my mood, "Thank you for what happened just now! Please let the doctor check her up."

He knew my mood, but he didn't understand my mood after my death just now.

"You take her with me."

Well, as long as you don't say anything, it doesn't seem unacceptable if there is only one person.

The author has something to say: Respiratory syndrome is a common physiological and metabolic disorder of the respiratory system.It is mainly caused by hysteria. Due to excessive ventilation, a large amount of carbon dioxide is discharged, which leads to respiratory alkalosis.The main cause is emotional agitation, stimulated by mental stress, which causes the respiratory rate to increase.Clinically, it can be manifested as numbness of limbs, lips and skin, and even symptoms of dizziness and fatigue.Generally, through some methods, such as wearing a mask or breathing in a closed plastic bag, to prevent the excessive removal of carbon dioxide, it can generally be corrected, thereby alleviating symptoms.

If it is mild, drinking water can also relieve it, so the random step reaction is really timely.

Zhong also knew about this problem, but he was provoked by Dazai.It's like he knew that Hanamishe wanted to go home after her death, but he couldn't refuse to ask the doctor to check her body. This is the difference in character and behavior.The character that Hanami showed before was basically guided by Chuya.

Also, after the respiratory syndrome happened, I was really sad. I didn't know the reason at the time, so I just kept crying.Later, when I felt something was wrong, I hid in the toilet cubicle, and it was much better.

It doesn't have to be when you are emotional. If you have been depressed, maybe you will feel it when you calm down.

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