Combat ceiling is support

I was wrong, Dazai Osamu is no less annoying than Gojo Satoru, who cheated on the teacher online.

Talking about being a responsible teacher is actually just teasing me.In just a few days, I really did everything I did and didn't do in the past ten years of my life.

He even took me to the bar!

Although it's a place I've always wanted to go to, I've always been ruthless.The bald uncle witnessed that I really tried to refuse, but a person like Osamu Dazai would listen to people's rejection?

How can it be!So I was forced to go in!

"No one will believe this, see you, Hana~" Osamu Dazai leaned against the corner, looking at me with some deep meaning.

"Chuya will believe it!" I muttered a few words in a low voice.

Osamu Dazai picked out his ears, "I seem to have heard the name of a certain dwarf."

"What dwarf?" I asked curiously, Osamu Dazai is good-looking and can talk, but he never leaks anything about himself, his whole body is full of mystery.

"It's just a little black guy with a hat on..." Osamu Dazai said exaggeratedly, and even danced and gestured.

...Ah, why does this description feel so familiar to me?

"Mr. Dazai, what did you do before?" I was a little curious.

"Speaking of which..." Osamu Dazai's iris-colored eyes met my curious gaze, "The detective agency has a prize contest, although it's inside the detective agency, Xiao Hanami is already my apprentice, It’s not much different, how about it, do you want to guess?”

"What prize contest?" I have been lied to so many times, and now when I encounter such a problem that obviously has a pitfall, the radar on my head is ringing with BIUBIU.

"It's about my career. If you guess it correctly, there will be a bonus of 70 yuan!"

I don't covet the bonus, but I am very curious about Osamu Dazai's former occupation, so I made a bold decision, "Well, I will give you 70, and you tell me your former occupation. Promise not to tell others."

Just kidding, it's not that I don't have money, why should I be fooled by Osamu Dazai?

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes and looked at me for a long time, until I almost became hairy, and then shifted my gaze, "It's not easy to lie, Hanajian must always maintain this cautious attitude."

"So what do you think of what I said?" Although Osamu Dazai's gaze just now made me uncomfortable, I haven't given up on my idea yet, because I am really curious about Osamu Dazai's former occupation.

"Great." Osamu Dazai nodded casually, "But I totally disagree with this cheating method."

I said it was great, but I only felt the indescribable perfunctory.

I am very dissatisfied with Osamu Dazai's attitude. I always feel that someone like him might find a way to take advantage of the loopholes.

"If it were me, I would let them speak out by themselves, and I would put 70 in my pocket. If Xiaohua can do this, I will let you go out."

"How is this possible!"

Before that, I asked the Armed Detective Agency about Osamu Dazai.In Mr. Kunikida Doppo's evaluation, apart from big troubles, and Dazai Osamu, all problems are not problems, but the premise is that you can tolerate his inconspicuous personality.

I originally thought that as long as Dazai Osamu can teach me how to deal with Port Mafia, no matter how detached the character is, I can accept it.I can still accept the character shown by Osamu Dazai so far.

We walked into the speakeasy, which was very different from what I had imagined.There are no colorful flashing lights, no explosion-like sound, and no crazy crowd, because the night has not yet come, and there are not even a few people inside.

"Boss is always the same, bring me a glass of wine with detergent." Dazai is very familiar with this place, the three-flowered cat on the high chair next to the bar saw Dazai Osamu, and gave him a seat in a very humane manner.

"Did I see this cat in the detective agency?" Secretary Haruno of the detective agency is a cat slave. I heard that many cats nearby have been fed by her.

"Maybe." Dazai Osamu said in a vague way, "I'm here, do you want a drink when Hana sees you?"

"Alcohol without detergent." The boss is a thin middle-aged man, judging from his tone of voice, he should be very familiar with Osamu Dazai. "The girl you brought here is not yet of age, right?"

"I was brought here by Mr. Dazai! I'm a student right now." I'm a good baby, so if anything happens, it's all Dazai's fault.

"Xiaohua wanted to come here when she saw Mingming, but I followed your heart and brought you here." Osamu Dazai mercilessly pierced through my small thoughts.

"I just have a wicked heart but no guts, so in the end the culprit is you." I'm not too familiar with pushing the pot.

"But you didn't refuse. If Xiaohua sees you refuse, I will definitely not ignore your wishes."

"No, you are my teacher. You said you would teach me. I can't let you run away." The first skill I learned from Osamu Dazai was to be shameless enough, "And I have already told the detective The company paid you for the lost wages during the period when you were my teacher."

As evidenced by the remuneration paid, I really want to learn something from Osamu Dazai.

"In that case, Hana has a lot of money?" Dazai Osamu picked up the wine that the bartender put on the table. Under the warm yellow light, the glass containing the ice hockey radiated golden light.

"I don't have a lot of money~" I waved my hand, "It just so happens that I don't have to worry about money."

What I’m saying is the truth, I don’t know how much money I have, but knowing this amount saves me from having to think about whether my money is enough.

"It's really a Versailles speech." Dazai Osamu sighed, "It makes those of us who are busy all day with that meager salary, how embarrassing."

"Huh?" I looked sideways at Osamu Dazai, "Is the detective agency's salary low?"

"So Hana met me and invited me to drink." Osamu Dazai didn't answer me, but changed the subject.

"As long as you teach me how to defeat that lop-eared rabbit, I can buy you as much wine as you want, and I can spend the rest of my life." I don't want to think about that cadre Chuya Nakahara, but that lop-eared rabbit is definitely not good.

"It's definitely not a problem to teach you, but Xiaohua sees that concealing important information is not something a good boy would do."

What Osamu Dazai said made me feel a little guilty, but only a little guilty. "I'm doing it for your own good. You just need to teach me how to become stronger. The others are too dangerous for you."

Yes, that's what I said, I'm all for Mr. Dazai's good.After all, Port Mafia is scary.I am a caring student who wants to avoid the teacher being targeted. Thinking of this, I have convinced myself.

"For my own good...?" Osamu Dazai laughed out loud as if he had heard something funny.

"...What's so funny?" I was confused by him, "Of course, Mr. Dazai, if you think it's dangerous, I don't care."

After all, it's really dangerous. I was beaten and cried every day, not to mention Osamu Dazai's small body.

"No, I'm sure there is no problem, but I don't know if Xiaohuajian can persevere?"

"I'm sure there's nothing wrong with me!" I was quite sure of this, but at the same time, I was a little hesitant, "But Mr. Dazai, you can't think I'm crying loudly."

I seriously doubt that the president didn't want to teach me because of Mr. Ranpo's words that I would cry so loudly.

"How could it be?" Dazai Osamu looked at me with a smile, "It's Hana who sees you, if I want to quit at that time, I will pretend I didn't hear about it."

"No, no!" Although I have a bad feeling, I am definitely not the kind of person who will give up halfway.

"Speaking of which, Mr. Dazai, why do you want to drink alcohol with detergent?" I really wanted to ask this question a long time ago.

"This——Xiao Huajian doesn't seem to know my motto yet?"

I really don't know this, "What is it?"

"It's refreshing, bright and full of vigor XX!"

"What is refreshing and clear?" I seem to have heard some indescribable words, and they all turned into xx.

"It's XXla, which is refreshing, bright and full of vigor."

"I still haven't heard clearly, Dazai-san, what indescribable thing did you say!"

In this way, my training under Mr. Dazai began.Before I started, I never thought that Osamu Dazai could be so cruel, which made me cry even louder.

The author has something to say: I wanted to invite Osamu Dazai to drink a sewer cocktail, but I made a mistake

I really think that thing goes well with Osamu Dazai