Xianzun's little snake is sweet and flirtatious

"Those bastards in Lingxiao Palace!"

Yingzhao cursed as soon as he entered the door.

With a soft sound, he put down the teacup in his hand.

Yingzhao immediately swallowed all the swear words behind, and complained with some grievances: "Master, you don't know, no wonder the villagers don't know about our Huaijiang Mountain. I went out and asked around, and everyone here said I have never heard of it, but only after inquiring about it, I found out that His Royal Highness Ling Xiao ordered the mortals on their territory not to talk about other sects, let alone speak ill of the Ling Xiao Palace. The mortals have passed it down for several generations, but they only know Ling Xiao and don’t know anything else !"

Jiang Jiu raised his head and frowned imaginatively.

Mr. Shen took out a fan out of nowhere, fanned Ying with a whirring sound, and said with fire: "Isn't that right, this Lingxiao Palace treats me like a prince, I really have no eyes! For many years, I have long been displeased with them!"

Yingzhao nodded vigorously, and scolded bitterly: "They are ungrateful! If it weren't for my uncle, they wouldn't have the chance to jump around in the Lingxiao Palace..."

Gu Qing's voice was not loud, and his tone was very flat, but Yingzhao immediately stood up straight and shut up obediently.

He knew that Gu Qing was a little angry.

Mr. Shen's eyeballs were about to slip away, so Gu Qing glanced over, and he immediately stood side by side with Yingzhao.

"What kind of favor did they forget? What kind of duty did they bear?"

Gu Qing stood up and looked straight at the two of them.

In fact, Yingzhao was beating drums in his heart, but he still said what was in his heart: "Uncle pacified the three realms, so that the human world will no longer be chaotic and slaughtered. I don't care about the other two realms, but the human race must remember the uncle's kindness! Otherwise it will be Unrighteous people!"

"I've said it many times." Gu Qing looked at Yingzhao, a stubborn child with a passion for sleep, and repeated it helplessly: "The Three Realms can be peaceful, and it is not my own efforts. Many monks in the Three Realms have worked hard to achieve it." If this is the case, how can I be that villain who steals merits and achievements? What you said just now is not to praise me, but to punish my heart. Next, the stability of the Three Realms is what I have been seeking all my life, and no one asked me to do it. Force this as a kindness to be repaid? I have retired for many years when the Lingxiao Palace was established, and I have never helped. If there is any filth in the future, I will just discuss the matter. Now they are not acting too much. Why do you do this? Leave it alone, go The precept hall is punished."

Yingzhao didn't reply anymore, but puffed out her cheeks, very dissatisfied.

So Qing sighed again, and said solemnly: "Since Mr. Shen has been protected by Huaijiang, he should be cautious in his words and deeds in the future. If he talks like this again, he will go to the precept hall to receive his punishment!"

Mr. Shen felt a bit of a toothache, but he turned his back on Gu Qing after he finished speaking, and he didn't dare to speak back—the body only got the chance to enter Huaijiang Mountain by chasing and playing tricks, if he pissed off Gu Qing, It is estimated that the clone brother who was sacrificed was his end.

He didn't dare to breathe loudly, he took another look at Gu Qing's back and backed away, and when he turned around, the sound of the sword was clear and clear, and the sharp edge of the sword was less than an inch away from his throat.

Yingzhao holds a sword in one hand, and his brows are frowned into Chinese knots.

"Mr. Shen? Are you Mr. Shen? Aren't you dead?"

Yingzhao was surprised three times.After contacting before and after and Gu Qingcai's admonition, he vaguely understood something.

Hard, fist hard!

Jiang Jiu was a little puzzled as he watched from the sidelines—Mr. Shen hasn't changed his appearance yet, yet Yingzhao didn't recognize him until now?

He was about to ask, when Gu Qing's voice suddenly sounded in his mind: "Yingzhao is blind to his face, and recognizes people only by his breath. Mr. Shen can change his breath, so don't ask, don't poke his sore spot."

Oh wow-

Good boy, I found a weakness hey!If you dare to be arrogant with me next time, hehehe...

Jiang Jiu was very happy in his heart, and he was even more happy to see Mr. Shen slumped. He couldn't help but sneered, and said sarcastically: "How can people die so easily, we are stupid, we deserve to be tricked into tears and feelings!"

Mr. Shen made a bitter face, and shouted: "I said it was the main body's work, don't embarrass me, a weak clone who doesn't know anything! I have been here honestly for more than 20 years, who will I hire? Who messed with me!"

Before Jiang Jiu could debate with him about the connection between the main body and the avatar, the boy Yingzhao turned to Jiang Jiu with a disgusted face and said, "You are stupid, I was not deceived into tears or feelings."

——It should have been unanimous to give me a backstab, yes, great.

Jiang Jiu was furious and roared, "You little face-blind, who do you think is stupid!"

Gu Qing paused for a while when reaching out to the teacup, then squeezed his own brows, and sighed silently.

Yingzhao's eyes widened in disbelief at first, and then he said angrily, "You're looking for a fight!"

Mr. Shen was about to take the opportunity to open the door and run out. Jiang Jiu snorted coldly and flung out the gold finger in the ring with his tail. The bead made Mr. Shen's feet slip for only a moment, but this moment was enough for Yingzhao to react. He strode forward and forced Mr. Shen back with a sword, angrily said: "Today neither of you will try to escape!"

Mr. Shen shouted: "Assassinate fellow Jiang Jiu, you don't pay attention to martial arts! Let's die together!"

"Is everyone calm down?"

This is the reason.

"Calm down."

This is Jiang Jiuyingzhao and Mr. Shen who face the wall and think about the past.

"Let's eat first."

So poured out.

All three breathed a sigh of relief.

"Copy the Huaijiang Mountain Regulations a thousand times after dinner."

So Qing finished the second half of the sentence.

"what?!!"

The three of them took another deep breath.

That night.

Gu Qing was leaning on the bedside to read a book, Jiangjiu was on the table, looking at the booklet of Huaijiang mountain regulations written by Gu Qing himself, trying to copy it with a brush curled up on his tail.

After failing for the nth time, he looked at the graffiti on the paper, flicked his tail, and gave up on himself: "I won't write! I haven't learned it! I can't write with a brush! And I don't have hands! This is too embarrassing for a snake!"

Gu Qing nodded and said, "I owe you first. I'll teach you how to write after you transform into a human form."

Jiang Jiu choked on his breath.

He has only been exposed to brush calligraphy in the interest class of elementary school! In the 21st century, there are no needle pens, color pens and automatic pens, and he is not interested in writing brushes, so why should he learn this in another world!

"I think this is unscientific! Why is there only one kind of brush, and the human world has no brains to invent other pens? What about old Shen? He has stayed in the human world for so long, and he hasn't made any small inventions? "

"No." Gu Qing closed the book and watched him go crazy calmly.

"Ah? What is it?" Jiang Jiu was puzzled.

"It's not just brushes, and it's not just Mr. Shen who has created other types of pens."

"Uh, then why did Lao Shen arrange for a brush to be delivered?"

"Because the writing brush is a pen that appeared very early, many monks are most used to it."

"Wait a minute, wait a moment." Jiang Jiu felt incredulous: "Obviously there is another pen that is better and more portable?"

So Qing shook his head and said, "It's not necessary."

Before Jiang Jiu could ask another question, he moved his fingers slightly, and a clean writing brush on the table suddenly stood up on its own, and jumped onto a clean piece of paper. It was not seen dipping in ink, and the dark blue halo at the tip of the pen swayed, and the writing brush flew quickly and automatically , a line of words flowed smoothly, with ups and downs.

Jiang Jiu stared at it for a while, then said dryly, "Yes, it's very self-cultivation."

It was probably because Jiang Jiu's dumbfounded look was ridiculous, so there was a rare smile on the corner of his mouth.

Jiang Jiu couldn't think about anything else when he saw it.

"Xianzun, you are too terrible." Jiang Jiu said from the bottom of his heart.

"what?"

"You're so pretty when you smile. I've always wondered why I didn't see any female cultivators around you. Now I understand, they've either been looked down upon by you, or they've suffered from low self-esteem." Jiang Jiu said bluntly, I don't feel like I'm exaggerating.

Gu Qing pursed his lips again, put Jiangjiu in the palm of his hand, and said with a light smile: "Don't say that, there are many people with amazing looks in the Three Realms, but I can barely be considered average. They are not inferior to me. It is biased to judge them only by their skin."

Jiang Jiu tried to imagine it, and only thought of Hua Mulan, one of his childhood idols, and somehow, General Hua's face changed from a blank to an old one in his mind...

...Wow, the storyteller of women's clothing...

Jiang Jiu shook his head vigorously.

This is too much, I can't stand it!

"Then, why don't you have a female cultivator by your side?"

Isn't Long Aotian's standard to wake up and control the world, and lie drunk on the lap of a beauty?Your arrogance is not up to standard.

"When I was cultivating Taoism, I was the only disciple of Huaijiang's direct lineage. If something happened to me, Huaijiang might be swallowed up. At that time, my teacher had passed away, so I took in an apprentice for the old man on my own initiative, and named him Pixiu. Pixiu He has been wandering and suffering for many years. At first, he was very timid. He was very worried that I would abandon him and ignore him. At that time, there happened to be a senior who wanted to set up a red line for me. , he has some letters."

Jiang Jiu thought that I am familiar with this plot, and it is often played in TV dramas, so he answered the words in a somewhat ostentatious way: "Then he often makes troubles, and creates difficulties for those female cultivators even if there is no difficulty, which makes you have to apologize externally, and cause headaches internally , the only junior brother who can't be beaten or scolded, so I can't mention the matter of marriage anymore, and use warmth to silently warm his heart that lacks love. So many years have passed in a blink of an eye. "

Jiang Jiu nodded, feeling that what he said was quite right, and at the same time, he also put Zhang Duwei's label on the head of Pixiu Mountain.

"No." Gu Qing seemed to be a little strange about Jiang Jiu's thoughts, and said: "Doting on a junior is not what a senior should do, and a mountain of elders should not allow Huaijiang disciples to make trouble, let alone try to confuse Huaijiang disciples to others Not aware of it."

Jiang Jiu suddenly felt bad for Pi Xiu.

"Then how did you handle it?"

"Be reasonable."

"..."

"Pixiu refused to listen at first, which might offend others. I let him live in Sanshengya to read more and reflect more. When I have free time, I will teach him how to read and understand rituals."

Jiang Jiu felt a little sympathy for Pixiu.

——Good guy, I was taken to an ideological education class without even seeing those female nuns, I just call him a good guy!However, that is to say, Gu Qing's peach blossoms were pinched by himself?

"What about those nuns who are arranged to have a blind date with you?"

"I've seen it a few times. But I don't feel anything. I'll tell you the truth."

"...Then you, who subdue demons and slay demons, have never cooperated with female cultivators? It is easy to get hurt when you are facing difficulties. She is as beautiful as a flower and is pitiful, or you are silently enduring the pain and others are caring, but it is the easiest. I'm tempted."

"Jiangjiu." Gu Qing said solemnly: "Accidents often happen in eliminating demons and defending the Tao. You must have no distracting thoughts. Besides, you are companions who share weal and woe. You should help each other and treat each other equally. How can you imagine anything wrong! This is disrespect for your companions." !"

Jiang Jiu was silent for a moment, and decided to let Gu Qing's relationship problems go, he should take care of Pixiu—poor boy, his senior brother can pinch all the peach blossoms by himself, but he was crushed by him without doing anything. At the foot of Five Fingers Mountain.awful.

"How long did it take for Master Pixiu to come out of the Three Provinces Cliff?"

So Qing pinched his fingers and said, "About 500 years."

Jiang Jiu took a deep breath, so the big brother's action was 500 years of ideological reform, this style is really comparable!

"I think Master Pixiu and Sun Wukong must have a common language." Jiang Jiu sighed.

Gu Qing also sighed a little: "Pixiu's cultivation is far inferior to Sun Xingzhe, he was forced to become the mountain leader before he was ready, and it was my senior brother who failed to fulfill his responsibility."

Jiang Jiu nodded silently, wanting to hear the old man's words, there is another hidden reason behind Pixiu's position as the head of the mountain, sure enough there is no shortage of waves around the big man.

and many more……

So Qing knows Sun Xingzhe?

He has read Journey to the West!

fellow? !